#flashy ✨ memes

[flashy-mf]

Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE PERCEIVE MEEEE!!!

Also me: Why the fuck would you talk to me?? Can’t you see I’m BUSY doing NOTHING. You are WASTING my time.

[rabbitenn]

hi! im excited to see another idolish7 imagines blog!!! my birthday is coming up, so would it be okay if i requested hcs/scenario for what nagi would do on his s/o's birthday?

THE HAPPIEST DAY.

It’s your birthday and he’ll celebrate with you as you deserve.

ft. Rokuya Nagi x gn! reader.

cw/genre: pure fluff.

hi, nonnie ! first of all, happiest birthday to you <3 i’m wishing you have a very lovely time on your special day 🩷 and i hope i managed to post this in time for your birthday too. thank you sm for requesting, i really hope it is to your liking !

— Nagi is one of the sweetest guys you can ever meet. He loves his friends more than anyone ever, and of course, that extends to his s/o.

— So, obviously, he has to celebrate your special day with you! And no small celebration will do either! Your boyfriend wants this to be a beautiful memory when you look back at it.

— First things first, this wouldn’t be a proper birthday if there wasn’t a cake present, so he totally begs resident cook Mitsuki to help him prepare a pretty and tasty one for you (the latter has to prevent Nagi from decorating it with a Cocona theme, though, but he has good intentions, Cocona is very cute, after all).

— Nagi is very considerate and thoughtful under that flashy exterior of his. Not being new to having to queue in order to get his favorite anime merch, he’ll go to the ends of the earth if he has to just to get you that item you’ve been eyeing for months. No matter how expensive it is.

— And of course, he plans a whole trip for your special day, which includes visiting all your favorite places, or new spots you’ve mentioned you’d like to visit some time.

♡

You awake to the vibration of your phone, resonating against the wood of your bedside table.

Turning around in bed, you groggily feel for the device, bleary eyes squinting at the screen.

Turns out, what you see is a little different from what you were expecting, for, instead of your alarm, a bunch of notifications from a certain someone cover the background photo of you and him.

00:00 ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ Nagi ✧: happy birthday, my beloved 🌹💕

8:32 ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ Nagi ✧: good morning, dear ! ✨

8:43 ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ Nagi ✧: look outside your window, beautiful <3

8:44 ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ Nagi ✧: today is going to be special ~

followed by lots of cute memes and multiple emojis.

Despite the sleep still clinging to you like a blanket that beckons you to go back to the honeyed daze of nightly dreams, you get up from bed. Hair messy, and one of his Cocona t-shirts exposing your shoulder, you make your way to your room’s balcony.

And just as you expected, there your boyfriend stands. Cocona customized phone in hand, dazzling smile on his lips, and waving to you with one of his hands.

“Good morning to you too, handsome.” You chuckle, your arms laying crossed over the balcony railing.

The idol’s sky blue gaze brightens when your face comes into view, his smile widening even more if that was possible.

“Why don’t you come in, Nagi?” You invite him. “As much as the breeze up here is nice, talking like this is hardly convenient.” You suggest.

“That would be an excellent idea, my love. I’ve brought something for you.” He says, charming as ever.

“I’ll be right there.”

And sure enough, bring something he did.

A delicious looking cake, its sweet scent wafting through your living room as Nagi carefully arranges a few candles over its surface. Somehow, he even managed to find ones that match the cake’s coloring.

As he carefully lights them up, you get lost in him. He really is beautiful, and in that moment you’re convinced he is, without a doubt, a prince. You truly are lucky to have met someone as loving, gentle and caring as him.

“Happy birthday, [Y/n]” He utters, with a kiss to the crown of your head. “Make a wish, my darling.” Your lover whispers, his hands resting on your shoulders, his lips brushing the shell of your ear.

With tender eyes, you stare up at him, one of your hands resting on top of his.

“All I could have ever wished for has already come true, Nagi.” You confess, before reaching up to softly peck his lips.

Yes, Rokuya Nagi is definitely everything you had been looking for, you think, as you blow out your birthday candles.

[satansaidmyturnintheh3llscape]

Everything Right/Wrong with Ninjago “Rise of the Serpentine” E4: Never Trust a Snake

“Never Trust a Snake” is actually my favorite season 1 episode, so I apologize for the person I became while making this… I also apologize for what some might consider to be excessive Lloyd love. Anyways, let’s get into it! DISCLAIMERS: Show owned by LEGO, this is not a professional review/critique and is primarily intended for comedy

Read below the cut! Comment/reblog if you read and follow for more!

- Episode title is snake-ist ❌

- Theme ✅

- Zane has his green ninja vision the same episode that Lloyd joins the team. That’s what I call ✨foreshadowing✨ ✅

- Does the golden dragon symbol on Zane’s pajama shirt count as foreshadowing for season 2? ✅

- ^Also, I’ve mentioned before that all the ninja have some sort of unique, element-based trait about their spinjitzu that makes it different (other than just the color) and I love how Lloyd’s is just ✨glitter✨ ✅

- Dream!Green Bean spinjitzu’s around a pole for literally no reason. Guess Zane just wanted to see him show off? ❌

- So Zane’s vision can predict a suit that has yet to be made and powers that have yet to be unlocked, and even picture the right eyebrows, but still gives the green ninja Kai’s voice?❌

- Also, Lloyd and the Falcon are never shown to be close or have any connection really, so why does it land on his shoulder? ❌

- Building off of the above, sin for teasing me with the potential of seeing kid Lloyd playing/messing around with the Falcon but never following through ❌

- “Sleeping in? You’re gonna be late for training.” You all look like you’re just getting out of bed now, so what makes you so different? ❌

- “We didn’t think you wanted us to. You looked like you were having some dream.” We know what Zane was dreaming about, but I’m curious as to what they thought was going on… 👀

- ^ Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil reference ✅

- “Yeah, what else did ya see?” Kai steals Cole’s voice again. Look, I love watching fictional siblings fight, but this is getting out of hand. ❌

- “The rest of the day can be used for training. And tomorrow, for that matter…” “training? For how long?” He literally just told you, Fire Cracker ❌

- Always remember that had Skales and the Fangpyre general not been friends, Lloyd would’ve started a race war.

- “I let you out of your hole for a reason” I don’t know why but this line is so f*cking funny to me ✅

- “A tussle? A tussle! But I’m Lloyd Garmadon! Bringer of evil!” ✅

- Cole walks from next to where Zane was standing to over where Jay is standing for no apparent reason other than to make it easier for the camera to pan to him so he can respond to Jay’s line ❌

- “Had you released the Constrictai😡, the Venomaari😬, or 💫heaven forbid💫 the AnacOnDrAI😧🤭 THeN we would’ve had a tUssLe~ 🙄🤬😡😤🤬🙄” Lloyd mocking people is my religion ✅

- Simp for Pythor all you want, but he’s still depicted basically like a p3doph!le ❌

- C@nnibalism! For kids! ❌

- “Lloyd Garmadon😁😇 Son of Lord Garmadon, and future dark ruler😈😈😈” ✅

- Pythor’s voice actor appreciation ✅

- “Woah! I hardly have any friends too!” Sweetie nO- ✅

- Also Lloyd voice actor appreciation ✅

- “You know, Floyd…” Oh god I’m getting old meme flashbacks

- LLOYD IS SMALL ENOUGH TO SIT ON THE HANDLE BARS OF A SCOOTER ✅

- Where are these kids’ parents?? Why are there so many unsupervised infants lined up in the middle of the town?? ❌

- Lloyd and Pythor take all this candy from a village in the mountains and then WALK it back to the tomb in the f*cking desert ❌

- By the way, how is there a school that literally teaches children to be criminals? How is that not illegal? ❌

- “Should we infiltrate using stealth?” “We’ve done that!” So? You can’t use stealth again? It’s not like it was a specific plan, it’s just sneaking in as quietly as possible. Is Kai really willing to bet the lives of countless children on the ideal of them making a flashy entrance? ❌

- “I’m still working out the kinks on that.” Isn’t Jay the inventor? Why is Cole working on the vehicles and not him? ❌

- What kind of eye sight does this child have to be able to see that tiny a*s lizard from this far away??? ❌

- First off, this whole “drop down on the anchor” thing was a terrible plan ❌

- Second, it’s also f*cking hilarious ✅

- Cole slices the ropes on the kids and skeletons horizontally, but the cuts in the ropes themselves are vertical ❌

- “Stay out of school, kids!” So you mean to tell me a part of this episode was censored and it wasn’t this line?

- OH SO THE MASK IS THIN ENOUGH FOR COLE TO BE ABLE TO COUGH ON THE DUST BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BREATHE THE ANTI-VENOM FROM EP 1- ❌

- Lloyd Montgomery-Garmadon? LLOYD MONTGOMERY-GARMADON?!? This poor child stood no chance. How tf did Misako think he wasn’t gonna get bullied?

- The way Jay just throws him over his shoulder >>>>>>> ✅

- Lloyd’s bowl cut ❌

- Update: the polycule has a kid now ✅

Sentence: I love my dark strange son :)💚 (if you get this reference you get a cookie🍪)

[moonspower]

‘♬‘

✨ anonymous. meme. still accepting!

🌙 channel tres / ❝6am.❞

private afterparties red carpets, real barbies ( yeah ) fish scale taunt me they reel you in just to hold you back don't need your mtv fuck your press if it ain't 'bout usd save your breath grew up on ebt, vhs unc' said, play us if you want but we gon' make a mess.

oh man i used to put on my makeup to this lil hit when it came out! lol. it's all just the decadence of chicago house and rap. hip house. that kind of shit that makes you want to put on a sparkly top and go dancing in the streets while the sun is setting. also it's another track i like to write virote's stuff to. it's just sexy. it's silk and power and command. it's being the baddest bitch on the block. it's being original and flashy. hell naw we ain't leavin til 6 in the mornin. it's all about sex appeal, being free, bringin the funk.

[eorzean-wayfinder]

Send ✨ to see them in something they aspire to wear or would like the chance to wear. For Mik'hal :3

This was actually a tough one! Mik has a very 'basic' style, he isn't too out there, and he doesn't like wearing anything super flashy. His current glam is probably one of his most 'Him' outfits.

That being said. I tried this on him and I like it. I just don't know if he'd actually wear it!

Thank you for the ask!

(Screenshot meme)

[ultra-zine]

Hi everyone! As a lead-up to applications, we’re doing a quick meet the mods post! Since Vol 2, we’ve gained two more mods to distribute duties better, giving us a total of 6 people working together to run this project!

We’re all VERY excited to see your portfolios on Nov 10th!

Mod Mebius - @dotemcee [Founding mod; Formatting mod]

“hi I'm the mod who makes sure the pages look pretty and that everyone has fun.”

Emcee helps with putting the zine together for print/PDF formatting! Vol 2’s pretty page layouts are thanks to her work.

Mod X - @comicalcarnival [Merch, Finances & Shipping mod]

“Hey X if you’re out there HMU my phone’s open.”

Taya here! I’m the one writing these bios. I do a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff like ordering things, handling most of the twitter posts, and making the final donation.

Mod Melos - @ziodynes098  [Editor]

“I am Mod Melos. I draw Melos. I sculpt Melos. I 3D print Melos. I meme Melos”

Zio’s our expert in Melos. Well, and also other things, like promo posting & quality control. 

Mod Mirror - @ Cactus_Hell (twitter) [Editor]

“Resident Kaiju Scientist of Tatara Island.”

Easter’s experience is in writing, and will be helping out with editing various writers’ works! Always good to have another set of eyes look over your work to catch that one typo you won’t notice till a month later.

Mod Belial - @cubeee11 [Editor, bonk mod]

“This is Belial Mod coming in with a very fresh Bonk Stick™”

Cubeee is in charge of deadlines. Our schedule gives creators 4 months to make their work, but Cubeee will be making sure everyone's on track to finish on time.

Mod Zero - @ gransaberd (twitter) [Editor, mod bonker]

“I'm Zero! Mod Zero! I'm here to be flashy! ✨ ✨ (send help)”

Cri’s here to bonk the mods! And also everyone else who decides a 24hr voice call to get zine work done is a good idea. (this is a call out for Taya and Emcee.)

[pastelpaperplanes]

[xiaowhore]

jealousy hcs

includes: luke, artem, marius & vyn !

pronouns: gender neutral (excluding a mention of jiejie for the meme)

a/n: i've read other writers' take on this and decided i should share my opinion too

✧ luke pearce

unbothered king! luke doesn't get jealous easily.

why, you ask? that's because he sits at the top of the food chain, crowned with the title ✨ childhood friend ✨

he's immediately superior in every aspect. what, who cares if your boss is a respected senior attorney, or if you have an intelligent psychiatrist vying for your attention? pft, a world-renowned artist who also happens to be a ceo of pax?

even if you have all the money in the world, you could never buy the years you and luke spent together!

all jokes aside, luke never felt the need to be jealous. in the entirety of his younger years, he had the reassurance you would always be by his side. you were seen as a inseparable pair: detective pearce and his beloved watson, sticking together through thick and thin. he never doubted the bond you had, and he knew you felt the same even after 8 years had passed.

he trusted you to never turn your back on him, and well, if some guy is seriously trying to get you to date him, all luke has to do is assert dominance. he's plenty athletic, talented in some fields, and highly intelligent! he'll prove to everyone he's the best man worthy of you!

✧ artem wing

the jealous type, but prefers not to openly show it since he considers it shameful.

perhaps it's his inexperience in dating at work, causing him to fear you'd find a better man someday. he strives to be the kind of man you'd want to marry, but until that actually happens, he shouldn't let someone else steal you away??

he doesn't do it on purpose but he glares at anyone bothering you, scrutinizing every move they make. he only becomes more annoyed at each attempt of trying to get closer to you, and he has to remind himself to stay calm and observe first before doing anything.

you handle those kind of situations well, but if it escalates further, artem is quick to step in and get you out of there, grabbing your hand to lead you somewhere else.

he doesn't tell you why he grows quiet, why he holds your hand tighter and why he's reluctant to let go, but you immediately understand so you squeeze his hand back.

ps: peppering his grumpy face with kisses is always effective to make him smile!

✧ marius von hagen

as needy as he may seem, he doesn't actually require the entirety of your attention.

or maybe it'd be better to say he doesn't mind the presence of other men around you because the idea of trading him for anyone else was unfathomable; who could ever compare to the oh-so-great marius von hagen?

other people know it too. they instantly back down when faced with marius's intimidating smile, hovering behind your shoulder. they weren't aware you were acquainted with someone so... flashy. who has the balls to go against someone hot, rich, young and powerful?

however, even marius can be insecure. he knows he can act bratty sometimes, but it doesn't really hit him until a mature man comes along and impresses you. of course, your interests towards that older man are far from romantic and you only admire his professionalism, yet marius can't help but be envious of that cool and composed behavior he portrayed. marius supposes he hasn't reached that point of maturity yet, one that can only be attained through years of experience as a real adult.

...but until then, perhaps he should indulge in his child-like desires, such as demanding for your attention at every opportunity. yeah, that sounds about right. what was he holding back for?

he's like the kid who sat behind you in elementary school that keeps pulling your hair to make you notice him. underhanded, maybe, but he needs your eyes focused on him.

would definitely try to tickle you under the table or poke your cheek until you give in to his whims. if you don't, he's stuck pouting for the whole day looking like a kicked puppy. (please notice him, jiejie.)

✧ vyn richter

dear lord this man is possessive. easily the most prone to jealousy out of all the boys.

don't trust his straight face. he might be smiling on the outside, but his eyes are definitely not. an unamused vyn is terrifying, by the way.

actively interrupts any chances for other people to court you. ridding of persistent ones are quite troublesome, but he'll make it work. (that sounds bad-)

stays especially near when someone tries to hit on you. his reserved disposition is thrown out the window completely and he begins to engage in displays of affection, subtle ones like wrapping an arm around you or holding your hand that strongly imply he's your partner.

if you're enjoying a conversation with the other person because you're oblivious to their advances, he stays low. but if you look even slightly bothered, he's quick to speak on your behalf, hurling verbal attacks disguised as euphemisms towards the person getting on his nerves.

is definitely the kind of boyfriend who'd give you a hickey to claim you as his. no i don't take constructive criticism on this.

you're only expecting a backhug when he embraces you from behind but you yelp in surprise when you feel his lips touch your neck. to top it all off, when you turn around to look at him, he gives you an unapologetic smile. sly fucker.

[demonbanger]

MASTERLIST

[ CONTENTS: 1– #tag key 2– my writing 3– my art 4– my memes ]

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#TAG KEY 🔎:

- [✏️]— speaking in tongues = MY FICS

- demon papí draws = MY ART (accent on i)

- ✨ —unholy memes = memes I make / enjoy

- 🔮—ask demon daddy = answered asks

- 🪷—horny thoughts = Smut headcanons

- 🕊—announcements = announcements

- ☁️—delicious art = art reblogged from other artists

- demon clangin’ 🗣 = personal journal

- 🌙—tag games = tag games with my moots!

-Rengoku my beloved = Kyojuro content (cuz he’s my hubby)

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*NOTE: (I try to tag anything I post or reblog with the character, the fandom, and multiple variations of each as well as smut or fluff etc so more users can find the content. )

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WRITING ✍🏼

(#[✏️]—speaking in tongues) | MOSTLY 18+ FICS MDI

- DEMON SLAYER -

Akaza

- Respect Akaza Juice - Dom! Akaza x Brat Reader

Gyutaro

- Midnight Snack - Sleep Paralysis Demon! Gyutaro x College Student Reader

Kyojuro

- Consider Me Charmed - Naga! Kyo x Monster Hunter Reader (+ ART! 🎨)

- Teassser for Consider Me Charmed

Sanemi

- Fi(r)st Place - DomSwitch! Sanemi x Switch! Reader

Tengen

- Flashy Warning - Modern AU! Tengen x Girlboss! Reader

- Gym AU headcanon - Tengen x Wives x Reader

- ONE PIECE -

Captain Kid

- Don’t Fret Precious I’m Here - Incubus! Kid x Fem Reader

- -> Part 2: It Seems You’ve Forgotten Who You Belong To. It’s Alright, I’ll Remind You

- FIRE FORCE -

Captain Obi

- Baby I’m A Firefighter - Obi x Civilian Reader

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ART 🎨

(#demon papí draws , reblogs are #delicious art)

- Title Pages & Illustrations are on most of my fics

- Kyojuro’s Gym Selfie 🍑

- Sanemi & Giyuu gym selfies

- Naga Kyo from my Consider Me Charmed fic 🐍

- Metalhead Drummer Boyfriend Gyutaro 🥁

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MY MEMES (#unholy demon meme)

- Smut writers

- Gojo Wears Fenty Gloss

[goodvibesandmemes]

GENERAL MEMES: Magic Themed 🌙✨🔮 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: magic, violence, death, addiction

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪” to reverse the characters where applicable!

🔮 - To ask my muse to try and read your muse’s future. 🌙 - For my muse and your muse to work together for a spell. 🎴 - For my muse to do a tarot reading for yours. 🤝🏼- For our muses to combine their powers to fight an enemy. 🥄- For my muse to teach/explain to yours how to brew a potion. ✨ - For my muse to tell yours that magic exists. 🌝 - For my muse to struggle to do a spell that your muse needed them to do. 🩸 - For my muse to overextend their magical abilities in front of/in defence of yours. 💀 - For my muse attempting to resurrect another muse. 🍂 - For my muse to use nature-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🔥 - For my muse to use fire-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌊 - For my muse to use water-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌍 - For my muse to use earth-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🧊 - For my muse to use ice-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. ⚡ - For my muse to use lightning/electric-based magic to come to your muse���s aid. 💡 - For my muse to use light/energy-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌑 - For my muse to use dark magic to come to your muse’s aid. ✋🏼 - For my muse to attempt to use magic to heal yours. 💥 - For my muse to start to lose control of their magic in front of yours. 🍙 - For my muse to magically conjure our muses some tasty food.

SENTENCES:

“Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that potion!” “Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that spell!” “You shouldn’t use your powers for personal gain.” “They’re my powers, my magic, and I’ll use it to do what I damned well please.” “Why don’t you make yourself useful and start lighting the candles?” “What happened back there? It looked like that spell took a lot out of you.” “Love spells are fucked up, you know? You shouldn’t do that.” “Did you do that on purpose? You witch.” “Asshole stole my spell!” “Your magic has made you a monster.” “What happened to you [ name ]. What happened to the [ witch / fairy / etc ] I met at [ time / location / event ]? You’re a monster.” “Oh I’m the monster, look at them!” “This is bullshit, that’s not my future, you’re a fraud!” “Just because you don’t want to believe in it, doesn’t ,mean it’s not true.” “You can deny it all you want, but you saw it, magic is real.” “This school is where we learn how to control and use our powers, plus it’s nice to meet other [ witch / fairy / etc ] when you don’t really have anyone to relate to in the ‘real world’.” "I can do the spell, for a price that is.” “You shouldn’t take advantage of people who need your help, you should want to use your magic to protect them.” “Magic is one of the most powerful forces on this earth!” “Dark magic can be... addictive...” “It doesn’t work like that, magic can only do so much.” “What are you talking about! I’m the one in control! Look at what I can do!” “Magic doesn’t have to always come at a price, not if you use it properly.” “Magic always has a price.” “How did you do that!? That’s impossible!” “The dark magic, it turned [ him / her / them ] into a different person. It does that to people.” “I’m powerful and I’m pissed off, you do not want to get in my way.” “I had to wean myself off the dark magic on my own.” “I’m fine, it was just a big spell... don’t worry about me.” “I can’t control it, I can’t control my powers! I can’t stop!” “Breathe, just breathe, relax, you're a powerful [ witch / fairy / etc ], you can take back control.” “That was flashy, but ultimately useless.” “How did you do that spell? Can you teach me?” “Magic is supposed to help people! You aren’t supposed to use it to hurt them.” “[ he / she / they ] is using dark magic, we need to stop them before something terrible happens.” “You can’t just use magic to solve all of your problems.” “Why tidy your rooms when you can just use magic?” “There’s no going back from it if you cast that spell.” “[ he / she / they ] tricked me into helping them with a dark spell. People got hurt. It was my fault.” “I can’t stop doing it, the dark magic, it’s addictive.” “Life isn’t always fair, I have magic, why shouldn’t I use it?” “I want to show the world how powerful I am, they should be afraid of me, I could wipe them all out with a thought.” “You’re losing control, you need to focus.” “Are you serious!? [ he / she / they ] is the most powerful  [ witch / fairy / etc ] I’ve heard of! We can’t stop [ him / her / them ], we don’t stand a chance!”

[ninjaslegos]

*Falls of of a cliff and lands on their back* im ok and for this One can you do ninja + nya and pixal(hc) with an reader who has either (the powers are from a show called the tales of miraculous ladybug and chat noir) ladybug’s or chat’s powers

sorry I keep on giving you requests with stuff you don’t know about wat I’m taking about

also heres a fnaf meme

OH my sister loved the new five nights at freddies, even if she can't play it, so she looks at all the memes and showed me the ones where Freddy has a kid named gregory and they talk about squid games. Also that freddy can open himself up and now because of the meme I'm thinking about him being full of rocks.

Also...I like how the names are ✨Miraculous Ladybug✨ and then...black cat. X3

I'm giving reader Ladybug powers because yoyos are cool and it can transform into other stuff which is useful.

A Miracle

Nya

She first meets you during a battle in Ninjago City. Everyone else is running and screaming, yet you seem more annoyed than frightened. "Are you crazy? Get out of here!" She yells at you.

Instead of listening, you sigh and turn to some sort of strange creature by your side. It makes a strange circular object and pawns it off to you. You blow a bubble with the gum you were chewing, then spin your yoyo upwards. You're surrounded by enemies, surely needing her help, but before Nya could step in, your yoyo turns into a hammer.

You swing it ruthlessly at your adversaries, winning against them with ease, and making the others grow fearful and run.

"What are you looking at?" Your voice makes Nya snap out of it. The strange creature hid behind your neck, and the hammer turned into a yoyo once again, as you shoved it in your hoodie pocket.

"Oh, uh, uh, n-nothing! I just thought you needed help but, uh, you seem like you can handle it on your own." She stumbled through her words, embarrassed she got caught staring.

"Okay." You shrug, then continue walking away.

"Hey, Nya, a little help here?" She can hear Jay calling for her. She rejoins her team, but can't get you off her mind. She knew she'd see you again, and when she did, she was sure to ask more questions.

Kai

He thought you were attractive the moment he laid his eyes on you. Despite not knowing what you looked like, he admired how you fought both with elegance and ferocity, and your attire was certainly flashy.

So he did what he usually does when he's interested in something and...followed you. He watched you transform from your red and black hero attire into regular old street clothes, and the mask on your face disappeared in thin air. Some small thing resembling a ladybug floated beside you, and you thanked it, calling it 'Tikki'.

That's when he got caught. Tikki noticed him and hid behind you, causing you to look over at him. "Hey!" He didn't have time to escape, and you grabbed him by his wrist, flipped him, then pinned him to the wall. "Who sent you?"

"Wh-huh? No one sent me!" You shook him and demanded him to stop lying. "I'm not lying, I just watched you fight - and - and I thought you looked nice, and I really liked your fighting and-" He grinned slyly as he looked back at your face, "you're blushing~"

You let go of your right hand to punch the wall beside his head, leaving cracks in it. "Don't mess with me!" "I'm not, I'm not!" He squealed, "I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret thing! I won't tell anyone! I promise, I promise!"

"Good! 'Cause if word got out, I'd hunt you down." You let him go and turned to leave.

"Wait, I want to see you again!" He called out to you. "We will. On my terms, next time."

Cole

You had known Cole since you were little. Your parents often set up playdates for the two of you, and you loved hanging out together.

When the two of you turned 13, your parents' gave each of you some money to spend the day out together. It soon turned into a weekly thing, where you would go out buy ice creams, and browse shops for an hour.

One day, Cole figured he could take a short break to use the restroom. "I'll be right back!" He promised. As he was washing his hands, he heard screaming, and when he came out, you were missing. He spotted your kidnapper running off with you in his arms, but Cole wasn't fast enough to reach them.

Your parents were fuming when he returned without you, and fought with his parents, and he never saw you nor your parents again.

In the future, he found himself fighting against someone in attire resembling a ladybug. It wasn't until he got a hit on them, that he heard their voice. "(Y/N)?" He ripped his hood off to stare you in the eyes. "No..." You pulled your mask off, and began to tear up, "Cole...?"

Neither of you cared about fighting anymore, you just hugged each other as tight as you could. "I thought I'd never see you again!" He grinned. "Me neither...the guy who kidnapped me...said he killed you."

You caught up with each other and you even introduced him to Tikki, the source of your powers. In return, he introduced you to his ninja team and invited you to live with them.

Zane

Zane had heard about Kwamis before; they were magical creatures who chose worthy heroes to defend the land from evil. He just didn't expect to find one.

Dressed in black with a red cape and hood, you sat in his usual meditating spot in the forest, admiring your view in the water's reflection, and combing tangles out of your unkempt hair. Ladybugs hovered around you, along with some sort of creature he'd never seen before.

He gasped when he realized it was a Kwami, but that only served to startle you. You went from calm and serene to alert and defensive, standing up and threateningly swinging a yoyo at him.

"My apologies, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm not a threat." "All humans are threats." You glare at him.

"Then it is a good thing I am not human." He smiles sweetly at you, and you let your guard down. He told you his business, and even about what he's heard of Kwamis, and that he was very pleased to meet you.

He talked with you and the Kwami, Tikki, before your heads shot up in sync. "We have to go, Zane the nindroid." You paused before disappearing into the wood, and smiled at him, "we'll see each other again."

Pixal

Many knew you as the travelling warrior. You would go where you were needed, and other than needing to stay somewhere overnight for a rest and some food, you were always on the move.

The one thing no one knew, was who your mother was. Well, maybe not your biological one, but definitely a mother.

When it was just you, a young teenager, and Tikki wandering the streets, you didn't have a place to call home, or even anything to eat. Pixal took pity on you, and decided to feed and house the two of you for the night while she looked for an orphanage for you to stay at. The day turned into three, the three days turned into two weeks, which turned into months, and soon enough the temporary guest room became your permanent room.

When she learned of your powers, she decided to help you with training. "Why would I need to train?" You asked. "(Y/N), you were blessed with Tikki. The two of you have a power that could make you heroes." And so you became heroes.

You trained yourself with different weapons so no matter what your yoyo transformed into, you'd know how to use it. You practiced for years, even battling alongside your mother when you needed to, until she finally deemed you strong enough to go on your own.

You made a name for yourselves, and made sure little was known about you so you could live peacefully without being pursued by enemies nor fans.

Of course, especially after a particularly hard battle, you would visit your mother from time to time. You owed a lot to her.

Jay

When he met you, you just crashed headfirst into him, knocking both of you over. You were panicked and seemed to be running from something, so he stopped you before you could pass out from exhaustion. You were injured and bleeding as well.

"What happened, are you alright?"

You stared at him with wide, frightened eyes, before you broke down into tears. "My village...my friends...I couldn't save them..." It was only then that Jay noticed the creature beside you, trying to console you.

He eventually convinced you to come home with him, where he treated your wounds and fed you. In return, you told him how you lived in a small village to the north with humans and Kwamis, the protectors of the humans. During your ceremony, you received your Kwami, a ladybug named Tikki, before armored villains burned your village to the ground. You thought Tikki could help you, but you couldn't understand your power in time, and had to flee instead.

He took pity on you, and let you stay with him while you and Tikki worked on your powers together. When the time came, you went back to your village, tracked down whoever destroyed it, and got your revenge.

Once they were locked away in Kryptarium prison, you set out with Jay to gather whatever survivors you could find scattered across Ninjago, and rebuild the village from scratch.

Lloyd

He was fighting against the latest villain of Ninjago...someone dressed as a ladybug. You didn't appear to have anything except for a yoyo, so he insisted he could handle you alone, and his team let him go with minor protest.

That was his first mistake. He met up with you at your base, and you smirked at him. "It's just you and me now, Lloyd." You chuckled, "I've been waiting to see you for a long time now."

His eyes widened, "you're...you're just a kid!" You looked to be 15-17 in age. You glared at him, "and I'm sure you are too. Under all that aging tea, you're just a scared, little boy."

Now he knew something was up. "Who...are you?"

You scowled. "Figures you'd forget. Once you're done with something, you throw it away. You let your dear old father die when you needed to get rid of the Anacondrai -" "- that's not true!" "You let poor Harumi die when she betrayed you -" "- you're lying!" "You left your team behind just to fight me -" "- stop it!" "And when the going got too tough, you left me behind at Darkley's to fend for myself."

His eyes widened as he watched you pull your mask off and drop it to the floor. "...(Y/...N)?" "Oh, so now you remember?" He did, he just didn't recognize you. "Does that mean you remember how we were supposed to leave together? Do you remember how you said you promised to come back for me when I got caught? Remember how you said we were...family...Lloyd? And how we would stick together, no matter what." You sighed, "however, seeing how you've treated other people you've called family, I've come to realize the word family doesn't really mean anything to you, now does it?"

"SHUT UP!! You don't know anything about me!" He shouts.

"No, Lloyd. I've been watching you; mistake, after mistake, after mistake. I know everything about you. I knew how to manipulate you into coming here alone, and I know how you fight. I know how to hurt you, Lloyd. But you didn't bother to know a single thing about me."

[flashy-mf]

[toxooz]

On that skate 3 glitch post, you said something in the tags about the need for speed. What is that?

aight i'll just ramble and boast about need for speed a little then ig cause i originally played need for speed (2015) which is basically a car game as a late night drive simulator to save gas mainly bc of how real it looks but then somewhere along the line i fell headfirst into obsession with it and now i beat 4/5 technically 6 of the story archs and im abt level 70 now with my maxed out baby that can go up to 245mph:

and this other ✨🍉melon🍉✨ babbi that i got for completing the outlaw story arch🥺:

that has flashy LED lights that i adore btw 

the outlaw arch was stressful af cause u gotta fuck around with cops and i  avoided the final race for like months bc of One Bad Run sksksk but yeah it’s fun as hell and the cutscenes are acted out i think?? i tried to figure out if they were computerized or not for a good ass minute, and i hate to admit this 😞 but i went from cringing at, to being ironically attached to, to unironically attached to Spike which is this cornball:

which is very basic bitch of me but hey i never said i had taste 👉🤡👉 but yeah bullshit aside its a rlly good racing car game but now im latched into Skate 3 for my Coping Game like a cheetah on a sick antelope now hence the skate squad memes

[romancemoved]

iris, rhododendron, and ivy for the headcanons!

✨ @emptyvictory. meme. still accepting!

iris :   if your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind ,   what would it be ?  

 wanna know the crazy thing??? vi’s never... really lost anyone. or left anyone behind. i mean, not to a point where it would affect him deeply. does his ex count in this? virote broke up with him first. he was the one to step out when he couldnt take being treated like shit. and he’d only have one thing to say to anthony: ‘ don’t let me see you out in public. ’ not that he’d do anything, he’d be too frozen in fear. but he’d have something done about it. somehow!!!

rhododendron :   is your muse receptive to warnings   &   advice given by others ?

rarely is he ever given advice due to the fact that hes usually the one giving advice in the first place. and even if he did get advice, he’d be very defiant by nature. hes a very dont tell me what to do type of little man... but in any case, he sure dont listen! and he dont listen to warnings either! dont worry aobut him. worry about yourself. he can handle it. he can take it. dont warn him about anything. there’s a 99% chance he’s thought the situation ahead and is a few steps ahead of you anyway.

and when it comes to taking risks, he weighs his pros and cons. he’ll even warn himself. but it’s a losing argument. everythings been considered. he plays dumb, but his brain is a machine.

ivy :   what are your muse’s views on marriage ?   do they believe it is something strictly for love ,   or an institution rooted in business   &   social benefits ?   do they desire or have they desired to be married ?

his parents have a beautiful relationship and he wants to see what its like, too. vi is definitely

prince. the marrying kind.mp3

he will most certainly sit there and fantasize about what kind of wedding he wants. of course, theyre never fancy... if his manz wants something flashy, he’ll go along with it but for the most part he wants something small, intimate, in a garden. small so that u have to focus on what he’s wearing glfkgjdklgjdf. there’s no social benefits in it for him because no one has more than he does and they literally never will unless he encounters another billionaire heir or some shit.

and even then he dont give a fuck about that.

yes he wants to get married so badly... something about it is so alluring to him. virote’s inexperienced with love but omg he wants to get married soooo bad..... hes tryna take up someones last name baybeeeeee.

[moonspower]

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✨ @bewitchingbaker. meme. still accepting!

♣ i had a goal of going to wrestling school. let's get one thing straight. i love dropkicking motherfuckers, punching people, and slamming them into the floor. i love that shit. i used to start fights for fun. so when i was younger my aim was to go to WWE. but when i was in 9th grade i had an injury that sidetracked that goal. but to this day i'm still pretty good at pro wrestling techniques! let me chokeslam someone, i can do it just like the best of 'em. i love professional wrestling. of all kinds. the flashy, mainstream shit. the indie shit. the technical, traditional grappling-mat shit. i love it all.

♣ im a 5 time winner pageant queen! not only am i strong as an ox............. i am very beautiful........................ 5 time overall winner, 8 time best smile awarded.

♣ i fucking love home repair. i love tearing up floor boards and tearing down ceilings and replacing that shit. whenever a relative has a major home repair, they call me. one of my hobbies is going to home depot on the weekends because i love the smell lol. also i have a strangely vast collection of hammers. i love electrical work and plumbing. it's so exciting to me! i'm always going around my house just fixing shit. the right chainsaw or power drill turns me on.

[awakeningkali]

As I lay in the darkness, I see the reflections of water dance on the walls. It takes me back to time when yoga began to stir some hard questions for me.

Two decades into the journey, I was well established as a public educator in a world of bliss and gross denial. It was a magical time, really. I was surrounded by beautiful people with powerful presence. We all had a slice of the suppression. The dance of opposites was blatant, yet we rarely touched the ugly parts, for the sake of a bold commitment to honor only a heart filled path that smelled rich of law of attraction meets healers in pain.

This may not be pretty. It will offend some while others will say “no shit”. I don’t want to make it about what I know or don’t know that yoga teaches. I don’t want it to be about undoing the years of dedication to a movement that brought so much healing and awakening to myself and others. But I do want to expose some waves of consciousness ….and start to unpack some fucked up threads in this comfy blanket. Yes, yoga heals. But it also can give way to a destructive ego path that mirrors other uglies that exists in all religions. The shadow side of yoga is largely not spoken about from the insider. We have been bashed for not being scientific enough (especially in the early years). We have been exposed for the sexual misconduct of our gurus. We have even been called a cult by Christian figures who want to protect their loved ones from being swept away by Hindu worshipping postures. Like so many, I stood against the unjust attacks at the front line to defend our place in the therapeutic world. As a public figure, I would brave the trolls in skeptical crowds. I was so grateful to be pioneering a cutting edge approach to health and radiance. But I knew there was a storm brewing. You see, the very thing we try to not be is who we become. The goal of yoga is to calm the storms of the ego. Yet, countless masters becoming raging lunatics of greed, power and lust. I watched teacher after teacher crumble from pride. Countless masters grossly abused the seat of the teacher as a platform for personal promotion.

I am not saying that there is still much healing to be experienced from the teachings, I am merely addressing the things that don’t get talked about. From an insider, now on the fridges, questioning it all. Covid helped. It forced a radical shift in my whole career trajectory that lead me to a profound life change. I now watch what is happening to yoga through the lens of social media, which has created a whole monster in and of itself. I am so grateful I had my shine before it became a popularity contest of half naked sexy bodies doing acrobatic postures on the beach. The competition for status in yoga has exploded memes and flashy videos. I am both humored and sad about it. I came into yoga as a combat to trendy fads that shaped a superficial world. Thank you to the “gram” for making it accessible to a society that would abandon humility for sake of fame and likes.

I have much to say. Maybe it will all eventually come out. Maybe I will keep some of my opinions to myself. But I am angry that yoga turned so toxic. I am sure I am also grieving the loss of my tribe. And, I no longer care if I offend someone for being edgy in my perspectives. By passing the shadows in yoga is not doing us any favors. Non-dualism will eventually force us to dive into the domain of yuck.

Oh, and Kali….

The dark and fierce goddess who exposes our deepest truths, to alchemize pain into wholeness. She paid me an earth shattering visit. I pay tribute to her in this journey. She is the dominatrix who dances on our shadows to show us what we think we can’t handle. Her fierce truth is necessary in a world full of privilege and denial. Without her, I would be drowning in an identity riddled with false projections. With her, I have a chance to lean into courage in a way I never knew possible. 🖤✨

I look forward to sharing🐝