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This emerged in the middle of writing up thoughts on Ciri and Avallac'h based on the books alone.
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The Witcher’s theme of choice and destiny is complicated by psychological barriers – one must be emotionally ready to accept the way the dice can fall.
Interestingly, Avallac’h’s rejection mirrors how Lara rejected the plans for her destiny. His rejection of Ciri's offer ironically puts him in the position of resisting destiny – the very 'crime' he condemned Lara for committing.
Elves had plans for Lara – to stay and have special children. She rejected this. Elven goals were upended.
For Ciri, Avallac’h has orchestrated a destiny, but when Ciri gets sick of the official programme not working out and offers herself to him directly – effectively suggesting getting the goal they want faster – she gets rebuked. She’s creating an unexpected path to achieving the elves’ goals; one where she shows agency in choosing the father.
In poetic justice, Avallac’h is mirroring Lara’s rejection of the elves’ plans: the man who spent centuries judging Lara for prioritizing personal choice over racial destiny ends up making essentially the same choice, but from the opposite side of the equation. In rejecting Ciri's offer at that point, he implicitly asserts that the manner in which destiny unfolds matters, not just the outcome.
Avallac’h, however, seems blind to this parallel between himself and Lara.
This suggests though, that perhaps Avallac'h's centuries of resentment toward Lara concealed a deeper, unacknowledged understanding of her choice – one that surfaces in his own moment of revelation. You cannot force it if you are not ready for it, but avoiding it will bring consequences. The sword of destiny is double-edged.
Sapkowski often structures his narrative so as to force characters to confront their own contradictions, often without them fully recognizing the pattern they’re repeating or inverting.
#the witcher#the witcher books#lady of the lake#andrzej sapkowski#ciri#avallac'h#lara dorren#the witcher meta#Lara's rejection of the predetermined path didn't just thwart the elves' plans; it implicitly challenged the entire framework of certainty#upon which Avallac'h had built his worldview#it was like a sage curve ball thrown at another sage - since they all manipulate fate - regarding how flexible you have to be with powers#like these#It suggests that what he can't forgive Lara for isn't just her choice itself#but how that choice revealed the cracks in his own certainty#It revealed his own vulnerability#When Ciri offers herself to him this vulnerability is demonstrated again bc if he were truly certain about EB project being purely#about genetics and destiny then he could accept her offer as a practical solution (even a backup for the time being)#i.e. boy is confronted with his own conflicted and complex being that differs not all that much from the mess of humanity
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the training montage in crossroads re-ignited a headcanon i had of geralt waking up and doing gymnastics, performing kickflips and mid-air spins around on a fencepost outside an hour before sunrise to ‘limber up,’ and bleary-eyed dandelion wrapping himself up in a blanket to be like "heyyy... what the hell are you doing 💖"
#if you're wondering what kind of moves he's doing he's standing on a fencepost and doing your typical flexibility stretches#but alternating between reps of stretches with kickflips from one post to the other#like ciri training in kaer morhen#i'm not going to lie witchers are cool but fandom ruined them a bit for me and now crossroads has given me that childlike wonder back#because fandom heard 'physical ability and stamina' and did you know what with it#but the agility and precision of witchers remain so underrated. as part of the deconstruction of the superhuman trope#geralt doesnt really show off as much in the books and does cool stuff only when needed but#like when (mentioned) he hit the rat in the darkness with his thrown fork... as a party trick#and killing renfri's men in the market at blaviken... and killing the scoia'tael on thanedd#and RUNNING ALONG THE BRIDGE on the battle of the bridge#and the nilfgaardians were amazed and they WERE AMAZED AS THEY DIED!!!!!!!!#and killing rience's mercenaries who didn't know who they were fighting so they were like hey what the fuck... what the fuck#i'm literally back to witcher 101 basics here. nothing interesting to contribute but like a little boy i am just smiling and saying#'dude geralt of rivia is soooo cool he can like fight a bunch of guys with his sword'#half of me wants to seek deeper themes and half of me is just like YOOO GERALT SO COOL !!#listen... there is a time to plant a time to reap#a time to analyze and a time to geek#i should probably just watch a bunch of ballet or best of gymnastics comps and i'll find what i'm looking for#also sorry CROSSROADS OF RAVENS SPOILERS artamon dying was a hilarious moment i know it was like oooh this will have consequences#but it was nice to have the evil antagonist get merked in the sme chapter as he's fucking introduced#and not even by mature experienced geralt but by some literal eighteen year-old who he tried pulling a fast one on#1) i was happy that sapkowski didn't drag it out terribly. this was humorous and refreshing after in season of storms#2) geralt almost riding off but having a feeling to go back... listen i know it's so cliche and it's giving lady of the lake chapter 4#where he eavesdrops in the caves under castle zubarran and just happens to hear stefan skellen reveal that vilgefortz was in castle stygga#but it also was satisfying to me because after reading the hussite trilogy#where reynevan (stupid and young man; like geralt here) DOES NOT LEARN after several. SEVERAL lessons#i was honestly worried for a second that we were going to get a reynevan moment. but no. because this is geralt and not reynevan#and seeing geralt develop critical thinking skills in real time was not only satisfying but a bit funny#and yes nostalgiabaiting me#like omggggg yesss his detective skills yesss that's so geralt of him
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i do not think a binder is supposed to hurt this badly😭
#i probably shouldn't have worn it for the first time for 9 hours straight at work#but seriously#this is the correct size. this is the most comfortable one ive ever worn#its built for the gym so i have extra flexibility#but im still whining like a bitch#i hope the 82 year old lady that hit me with her car when i was 16 is dead
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being a zelinker that enjoys nuance and the pairing not being the sole focus of this series is like being killed by rocks. I can only imagine how it feels like for ganon mains
hahaha well yeah I feel like. I don't mind Zelink at all, especially in certain games, and I love them having this special transcendant bond; but I feel like people who do insist Zelda games are about Zelink and nothing else, and having any other kind of HC about what their relationship means is akin to blasphemy is not that encouraging for creative interpretations overall.
#asks#thanks for the ask!!#NOT tagging this with the pairing tag because I'm scared#I guess this is partially me not being into hyper-devoted pairings as aspirational#it's partially just squicks and just not feeling connections to the knight and his lady as a straightforward uncomplicated thing#and yeah I feel like this interpretation will be --almost by nature-- uninterested in ganon as a guy#since he's mostly there to be an obstacle between young pure perfect love#so the more you complicate him and the less the focus can be on that pairing because it might complicate this relationship#which in this context isn't what you want#again completely fine and valid interpretation tbh! it's just a bit of a stretch to say the games are About this relationship imo#zelda games are about a lot of things simultaneously! and sometimes it's About Zelink (I'd argue TotK and SkSw might be)#but if you take TP?? they respect each other but I'd be pressed to call that any sort of relationship (link is a wolf for most of it too)#ALBW they meet for maybe 5 minutes#so yeah it depends#I actually like that their relationship has this flexibility#that it can look different and mean different things#it makes it deeper and more powerful than if they were just following the perfect romantic steps of Knight and Princess#at least to me!
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Me: *reading through stories where dudes fall in love with robots* There's a metaphor for being gay in here somewhere, I just know it
#the sandman#do androids dream of electric sheep#<-i may or may not be making limbus ocs based on the main male characters and i had some.. ideas let's say#a lady shaped robot would be like the ultimate beard#'i'm not queer i just have a very ultra specific type'#is this some form of comphet?? hell if i know#i just know there's SOMETHING that can be said#fictional robots my beloved#how flexible you are as metaphors#the things i make#star rambles about shit#robots#der sandmann#do androids dream of electric sheep?#eta hoffmann#philip k. dick
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I also appreciate centering Porky Pig if you want to incorporate a female character on the “Love Interest” ticket. Porky Pig has been coupled up since ‘37. It’s part of his game and his leading lady’s shortage of professional opportunities up to this point was a wrong in sore need of redress. You know who does NOT need a leading lady? Bugs Bunny.
#Bugs Bunny is his OWN leading lady#Daffy Duck is a little more flexible but that flexibility is key. You CANNOT tie him down#Porky on the other hand adds some downhome husbandly charm to an otherwise thoroughly undomesticated cast#(Disclaimer: none of the above applies to the sitcom version. I think we’re agreed that’s a different thing)
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i desperatly need to know how marriage amongst the ferelden nobility works (<- is a fan of bridgerton)
#like here's the thing#considering eamon marries an orlesian woman#fergus marries an antivan woman who i don't think is a noble (at least isolde is)#and teagan can also marry a commoner#idk that ferelden nobles are that strict about like...marrying for alliances and such#like there seems to be a lot of flexibility over who can marry who#but then arl howe makes that comment about f!cousland and thomas of like organizing thing befitting someone of our station#or smthg like that don't quote me#also#cailan and anora had been promised since children to each other#but they only married after maric died#and he was 20 by then and anora probably too#so i do wonder what is the marriage age for ferelden nobles#god#do young ladies have to be presented at court or smthg?#GOD#IM HAVING TOO MANY THOUGHTS
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time to stretch
#flexible girl#natural curves#curvy#curvy and cute#sexy curves#delicious curves#hot curves#girls with curves#amazing curves#curvy lady#curvy girls#curvy body#onlytease#ass tease#thick hips#girls with tattoos#big bootie#curvy chicks#curvy and sexy#curvy hips#hips & ass#sexy hips#tight leggins#tight butt#young and tight#nice and tight#tight clothes#cutie w a bootie#bootie peach#girls with ink
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i had to go to an orthopedist and while she did say i have a slight ~form~ of hip dysplasia, she also told me it’s the same thing a lot of olympic level gymnasts have (aka why they’re all preternaturally bendy and i’m similarly hypermobile), so guess which part i’m choosing to bring up when people ask me how my appointment went
#i’ve decided to tell people i’m super flexible but don’t work out so my poor contortionist body needs more training#aka i strained my hip flexors but don’t actually know how#but i’ve kinda come away with a party trick!#when she said i have shallow hips john mulaney’s voice repeated it in my head#ha ha ha look at that limping lady she got shallow hips#i can only laugh about this now because thankfully the steroids are actually helping and my doctor was lowkey amazing#i’m hopefully gonna be okay and this won’t be some randomly onset permanent disability (which is what my anxiety was telling me)
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Since my health insurance is through the state (because being a grad student doesn't get me health insurance and also doesn't pay enough), I have to report any change in income when it happens, which as of the last time (at the start of the summer contract), has become even more stupidly difficult, because I have to call it in instead of them having a functional website that can do things like that (which is how it has been), but they've gone from hours of (I think?) 8-5 to instead 9-3, and every. single. fucking. time. I call in, I get a message of "I'm sorry, we're experiencing an unusually high call volume right now" followed by automatic hang-up.
YEAH NO SHIT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING UNUSUALLY HIGH CALL VOLUME DESPITE IT BEING NOT RENEWAL SEASON, YOU'VE CHOPPED YOUR FUCKING HOURS AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU CUT YOUR STAFF, TOO.
anyway, got through that, figured that I was done with that until late August, when the school-year contract kicks in, and then they sent me a letter wanting me to submit proof of income. Submitted copies of my previous school year's contract along with the summer contract. Got another letter, dated after I already submitted my fucking documents. They still want documents. Now I'm trying to call again to force them to admit that my contracts are perfectly fucking valid forms of proofs, and I am once again getting the "unusually high call volume" message.
IT'S NOT UNUSUALLY HIGH CALL VOLUME IF THE CALL VOLUME IS ALWAYS THIS FUCKING HIGH-
#whining#absolute dumbasses#if they had an online portal on their specific website to report changes in income call volume would be much lower#do they actually think that most people who are in need of low-income state-provided health insurance have enough flexibility in their jobs#to deal with this runaround phone call nonsense#also the people who respond do not seem trained half of the time#when I was doing seasonal work they would delete the previous work I did that year half of the time#this time when calling in summer I kept giving the lady one number and she kept taking off $500 when repeating it back
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The Venetians could not hide their perplexity. Why, if Henry and Katherine were involved in a dispute that was rocking Christendom, did they still continue to attend functions together, to dine together in public and to behave, with their daughter present, as if nothing was going at all? In June 1530, the Signory in Venice were told [...] 'this most virtuous Queen maintains strenuously that all her king and lord does, is done by him for true and pure conscience' sake[...]' Maybe this is the line that Katharine took with Mary, absolving her husband of blame, emphasising that conscience was the key to the difficulties that Henry faced. It would certainly explain Mary's otherwise misguided confidence in her father, whose conscience was actually one of the most self-serving and self-pitying in history. At an impressionable age, Mary learned that conscience was the most important justification for behaviour that anyone could make. It became her guiding principle— a clear conscience was what you owed yourself and God—and the cause of much of her unhappiness.
The myth of "Bloody Mary" : a biography of Queen Mary I of England. by: Porter, Linda. Publication date: 2009
#mm. i don't care for this tone .#mary's conscience also proved plenty flexible#'she has said her conscience will not permit her to execute lady jane grey' and then what happened. and then what?#but the speculation on what conscience meant to her and how her view on it was shaped ; here; is interesting.#it certainly shaped much of her rhetoric in the early to mid 1530s#linda porter
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30 minutes in and today is already such a mess 😭 maybe the only thing i dislike about this position is im like a scapegoat role a little bit. like when the boss/the leads cant handle something the person Directly under them that those responsibilities go to is Me. which is. well it does mean i work very hard and still make only about 2 bucks (3 ish depending on the time of the day because late shift makes like 50 more cents) over minimum wage. so our compactors broke we have someone out sick we have someone at a doctors appointment so i have to cover and do things that didnt get done by the sick one this morning AND i forgot my bag . what else. what else can be thrown at me
#like im the role that has that flexibility so i also cant be like thats not my job because It Is#and nobody elses role can have that flexibility without leaving significant important things being not done#and while my role also has important things i need done i mostly just have to weave that in inbetween the other stuff im doing#like theres some things i do thats not my job too but that will make my job Significantly harder if i dont just. Do Them ykwim#like salad bar is NOT my job but if it takes an hour for salad bar to come down because the cashier is too busy to do it#then i eat shit because i wash the dishes and Have to get those dishes back to the ladies or else im ill get in trouble#etc etc#SIIIIGH
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Also The Thursday Murder Club Series by Richard Osman is good.
Unless he's an asshole.
why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
#their sidekick/watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends#her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees#which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set#they involve her in heist style operations#on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in#then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up#it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble#and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years#anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies#this all takes place in florida naturally#not prev
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24-306 Flexibility
, Flexibility “the ability to change or be changed easily according to the situation” We need to be more flexible. Things are changing faster than ever…at least it appears that way to me. If we’re not paying attention, life will pass right by us, leaving us wondering “what just happened?” As important as it is to “stay the course” with our goals/dreams, it’s just as important to be…
#ability to change#abstract mandala#acrylics#art#change#core values#flexibility#flexible#in the moment#inks#mandala#mandala art#mandala artist#mandala drawing#mandala to color#paint pens#the mandala lady#tooli-art pens#value words#watercolor paper
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OOC I guess if you want a random dude to RP with, just ♥️ this.
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