#for legal reasons I’m joking

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

i think petekey deniers are doing it for attention

[reliquaryofflesh]

getting boypreggers and needing a boybortion :[

Have a seat in this chair, kick your feet up (in the stirrups), and chug this vitamin C while I, uh, “massage” your stomach! This should be a breeze! So much faster without a license.

[bongwateriero]

i need anyone who has ever found me funny to send me money

[booksandpaperss]

okay I need to know what it is about me that’s making my mutuals think I’m an only or middle child 🎤

[justfriendsbestthings]

Sometimes I look at Omar (long haired) and Omar (short haired) and genuinely wonder how these two are the same human (affectionately)

[toocabaret]

“chibnall’s era is about how trauma can damage -“

WRONG it’s about jodie whittaker being beautiful and scrunching her face up, actually.

[duhnova]

you remind me of jeonghan a little, a prankster and a force of chaos but also very very sweet and loving ♡♡♡♡

see xan you get me! me and jeonghan are the same person (though elv might argue because i have a small coke addiction but i digress)…

which kpop idol do i give off the same energy as?

[rigginsstreet]

antis be fr challenge lol. Speaking from experience too, Billy is from Cali, ain’t no way he gonna get high off the shit from some backwater midwest town when he’s had that good west coast shit

I was literally thinking the same thing lmfao

Eddie’s shit is not powerful enough to kill anyone be serious…be for real

You know the people saying this have never touched a drug in their life too 😂

[upsidedownwithsteve]

emmy what would you do if you started to crush hard on your boy best friend like i want to rip my head out and he's so sweet

climb through his bedroom window and tell him it’s okay u read it in a fic xoxox

[cauldronofmorning]

Every slightly unhealthy mcwexler thing is excused because Kim feels safe with Jimmy and I want her to be happy. Okay that’s all.

[bamboozled-distress]

happy international lesbian day to me and me only actually

[hellinhawkins]

i just watched and read the outsiders and i sort of want to kms now

[rosereign]

Such a cute lil boy I want to adopt him and spoil him rotten 🥹🥹🥹

[kiitxoxo]

When non autistic people call me weird i genuinely want to help them learn that it’s possible for their head to go the whole way around the entire way

[dreamofstarlight]

Fergie I think the corgis bark at nothing because they are fed up with being taken care of by you and ******