#for my mash heads out there

[hawkeyes-boy]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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[southern--downpour]

Entry #1

[rescue-ram]

My most self indulgent headcanon is that, in civilian life, Hawkeye is a cozy slightly sloppy dresser who doesn't care much about his clothes but Trapper is very fashion conscious person who like, has opinions on different cuts of suit and cares about keeping up with style and is put together 90% of the time. Hawkeye is leaning against the doorframe, ready to go out 20 minutes ago, but Trapper is waffling in what color tie goes with his shirt. Basically, I think their signature looks in civilian life are closer to these two fits respectively:

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

[ratologist]

I’m loving the new tumblr PVP meta.

[commsroom]

something really gets to me about eiffel and hera talking to themselves while addressing each other - in am i alone now? and the watchtower in particular. i can't say this to you, but you're still the person i want to tell it to. i know there's no way you can hear me, but if you can...

eiffel talks to himself a lot, and he is very used to being alone with no one paying much attention to the things he says, so i'm not sure he ever realized exactly how much until he was on the hephaestus. in the early days of the mission, i imagine hera responded to a lot of eiffel's asides and sort of embarrassed them both. and then that sort of... shifted. their relationship shifted, they got comfortable being around each other, and eiffel's conversations with himself started including hera, too. i like the idea of that as an establishing moment: that, at some point, there was a first time eiffel said something in an empty room, and hera was so used to him talking to himself that she didn't realize it was meant for her, and he asked her, "hera? are you there?"

i imagine hera still talked to eiffel, too, when they all thought he was dead. with each day increasingly longer and more difficult, that she would vent her frustrations to the empty comms room the same way he would've encouraged her to when he was there. she can't talk to anyone the way she can talk to him, and they just... keep talking to each other, even when they can't. they are so much a part of each other, the voice of encouragement and comfort in each other's heads. for so long, all they can really do for each other is talk, and they maintain that connection even in absence. they ask each other "are you there?" like reaching for each other's hands in the dark.

[kira-light0]

Trapper John McIntyre when you tell him your pronouns are they/them

[youngpettyqueen]

the thing about Hawkeye and Margaret is that they’re very protective of each other but it’s in the way where like. for all Hawkeye’s claims of cowardice he would get between someone and Margaret if he felt he had to, and he’d probably be shaking like a leaf the entire time, but he’d do it. and then there’s Margaret who will break a bottle on someone’s head and Hawkeye would have to actively haul her off 

[robo-dino-puppy]

closer

[theirloveisgross]

wine glass, empty cans air maxes and yellow sunglasses ashtray, cocaine, getting high on the amber wave kiss her and don't tells, silver tongues, toothache choke her with a seaview, puff pass and i choked when your smoke got in my eye bad logic and bad move those stupid jokes only we know, just act normal black-and-white film camera, nights like these we’ll remember you said love was a pretty lie, i will always love you we held darkness in withheld clouds, i know nobody understands me like you do you smile at me and say it's time to go, but i don't feel like going home i would ask, should we just keep driving? science and edibles, you said grass was a dirty drug tea with cyborgs, you like to preach with a vodka in your mug life hacks going viral in the bathroom, i love all the things you know we stand up tall and beat our chests, jump off the roof, i’m king on a 50-metre road riot america, we shout some things that we'll regret you know it’s times like these, passports in footwells, we’re so much happier hot wax, those songs we wrote, side boob, only we know you know when i’m with you, hashbrown, egg yolk, i’m so much happier swimming pool, going deep for the ones who do the same sit down with a master plan, maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for two settle in for another heavy one, moka pot, monday, it's all good waking up to start again, a small concern with how the engine sounds there's nowhere else that i would rather be hey you, should we just keep driving?you and me until the end.

Keep Silver Tongues Driving: mashed lyrics into not-poems, a series (1/?).

[redalertriker]

a bit of a late happy birthday to Mr Stiers

[cuddleswinchester]

My favorite MASH thing is when they have to do field surgery with even less resources, sanitation, and time than they have at the unit. Charles longing to be back at the 4077 as he stabs a guy in the chest with a pocketknife to alleviate pressure on his collapsed lung. Hawkeye dipping bloodied hands in an almost empty basin of alcohol for half a second between patients at the aid station and knowing it doesn’t do any good. Father Mulcahy being talked through a tracheotomy over the phone. Margaret delivering a baby on a dirt floor. It just raises the stakes and shows how much these people both need and want to help, no matter what.

[deadthingposting]

First destination of Blackbeard's revenge in ofmd season 2

[kafkaguy]

unholyverse but it's monkees instead of my chemical romance and MASH instead of stigmata 1999. follow for more twisted thoughts from my sick mind

[marsbotz]

not to be a hater already but i think its very funny seeing even vivzie super fans realise her stories r dogshit now that hh is out