my fathers tips on curing anxiety:
-stop being nervous
-you speak both languages
-just ask for help
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Ned also released a statement on his twitter. Like dude, why are you confirming the CHEATING
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship” shut the fuck up !!!!!!
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welp tumblr wont let me scroll down anymore guess im done for the day
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When was the last time you lost control over your mind and body?
It has never happened.
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Koga might act extremely confident in himself & even enough to act like he always knows exactly what he's doing, but when it comes to intimate moments, he's truthfully rather clueless. He's intuitive & knows how to use his brain at the right moments, but being physically intimate with someone is a whole different game. Even as a pubescent teenager, he wouldn't have taken any time to "explore" anything either. He turned 18 in July during his 3rd year, sure, but Koga's personality prior in high school was to keep people at a distance from him. His focus was on playing guitar & singing on stage.
There's only 1 person truthfully, or potentially 2, who he'd have been willing to explore with ahead of time. But, it's still not relatively likely to have happened. After all, Koga wanted to prove himself as someone who could stand on his own and work on his own to accomplish things ( even if it didn't always work ). Thus, he has no experience in that field. But when it comes to when he finally gets intimate with someone he loves, he's certain to be easily exciteable.
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Randy, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Theresa: You did WHAT–
Howard: William Snakespeare
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Officially made myself sad by writing blurred lines.
I think it's time to take a break.
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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.
2/11/2005 - 24/5/24
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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