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anisespice · 1 year

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“ bust your windows ” || cheater!headcannons

“ you should feel lucky that that's all I did. ”

synopsis: this fool underestimated just how little you tolerated cheaters.

pairing: various x gn!reader

warnings: mature language, MDI. light violence, cheating, diff ways reader deals with it, mentions of blowjobs, mentions of a foursome, and i think that’s it. feel free to lemme know if i missed anything! ッ

notes: @bagels-yummm this one’s for YOU. after reading their post about reader never showing that R A G E when it came to being cheated on, i couldn’t agree more. even tho my recent story involving that very premise didn’t have that sweet revenge plot, i am here to contribute! hope you enjoy ♡

BUST HIM UP: PHYSICALLY

For those who want to really let him have it, you’d confront his cheating ass the moment you found out. Right as he was having a cute little lunch with his side piece, you came barreling through the door with a sardonic grin spread across your face; the instant horror on his brought you great satisfaction.

“‘At the gym’, huh? Didn’t know the gym sold fucking croissants!”

He abruptly stood, spluttering, already trying to do damage control. But you were a raging hurricane, and he was a shitty apartment that didn’t have the correct insurance. Before he even got the chance to spew some bullshit excuse, he’s met with scorching hot reality hitting him square in the face. Not only did you throw his drink on him, but his little date’s as well, and both were still fresh. He screamed bloody murder, hands trembling as he held his boiling skin. It wasn’t hot enough to actually melt it off, unfortunately, but his sounds of agony sufficed.

Everyone in the cafe merely watched with mixed reaction, some enthralled whilst others felt the authorities should be called. You couldn’t care less, too busy chucking the napkin holders and decorative potted-plants at him now that he was immobilized.

“Yeah, yeah, you piece of shit! You like that? How that karma feel, huh? Wanna fuck other bitches, hm?”

By now, he was curled up on the ground. His side piece had long vanished, not wanting to stick around knowing your wrath would be directed at them next. After publicly humiliating him, you caught your breath and gazed down at his cowering figure with pure distain. He groggily begged for forgiveness, claiming it you had it all wrong, but you weren’t born yesterday. You scoffed incredulously—Did he think you were stupid? As if you didn’t have receipts.

The photos, the messages, the fact he was dumb enough to let them use the Netflix account YOU paid for. And now, he wanted to insult your intelligence? Please.

Without hesitation, you spat on him.

Was it necessary? Probably not. But neither was cheating on someone you claimed to love more than anything, and clearly didn’t mean it. You were gonna have to carry that hurt for the rest of your life; he should be grateful you didn’t do more.

“Don’t bother coming back for your stuff. I already burned it all.”

SHINICHIRO, takemichi, chifuyu, kazutora, OIKAWA, kyotani, tanaka, kageyama, kenma, HAWKS, mirio, denki, SHINSOU, deku, twice, [insert anyone else who would fit].

BUST HIM UP: MENTALLY

For those who want to play the long game, you’d act none the wiser to his infidelity. It stung like nothing you’ve ever experienced before when you caught him in bed with some whore, and it took every ounce of your willpower not to set it on fire with them still in it. Because, deep down, you knew men like him only learned the hard way.

And you planned on making him suffer.

You started by acting real sweet with him. Months of you cooking him full course meals, giving him unprompted blowjobs, massaging his aching muscles after a long day, the whole nine yards. He thought he died and went to heaven, so much so that he saw his little plaything less often now that his lovely s/o started pampering him. Man’s was so confident that he was getting away with it, he got sloppy; let his guard down.

“Honey, can I use your phone real quick? I need to look up a recipe, but I think I left mine in the car.” You asked, fluttering your lashes with cute pout on your face. He didn’t think twice, especially not when you looked at him so sweetly. But once he turned his back, your burning gaze was filled with anything but.

The doorbell rang later that evening, and you were nearly done with dinner. He raised a brow, gaze lingering on the door—Neither of you were expecting anybody, to his knowledge. As you were chopping up the last of the vegetables, you venomously called out to your boyfriend, “Answer it.”

His lips pursed at your tone, but chose to ignore it. Doing as instructed, he lazily made his way to the door. At first, he figured it was just a neighbor, but when he checked the peephole...his blood ran cold. Practically ripping the door off its hinges he hurriedly came outside and shut it right behind him, back pressed against it as he stared bewilderedly at his side piece standing before him.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” He lowly hissed, harshly grabbing their upper arm in mild panic. “I told you to never come around here again, are you out of your goddamn mind?”

The person blinked, startled but also confused. “What are you talking about? You were the one who begged me to come over. Said you dumped that nagging bitch and finally kicked them to the curb.”

“What? I never—” he paused. Then, realization hit him like a bus. But, before the dread could even build in his stomach, the door opened behind him. A cold chill ran up his spine.

“Oh, great! You made it just in time for dinner. My name’s [_______], the nagging bitch. So nice to finally meet you.”

RAN, RINDOU, baji, hanma, wakasa, mikey, kokonoi, izana, smiley, IWAIZUMI, mattsun, atsumu, suna, bakugou, sero, dabi, [insert anyone else who would fit].

BUST HIM UP: EMOTIONALLY

For those who want to twist the knife, you did the one thing you knew would fuck him up HEAVY. And that was to trample on his already fragile ego.

He was very possessive, never took kindly to those with wandering eyes whenever it came to you. Always worried someone better would take you away from him, and it got worse when it came to his friends. You reassured him numerous times that it would never happen, promising that he was more than enough for you.

Sadly, the sentiment wasn’t mutual.

He tried to hide it from you, but eventually the guilt became unbearable. And so he came clean. This man sobbed. Cried full on ugly tears and blubbered nonsense as you fought to keep your own composure. You felt sick. After everything you did for him—Boosted his confidence, made him feel special, and where did that leave you? Broken-hearted, with grown man tears staining your good sweater.

Nothing he said was going to ease this kind of pain, and he knew that. So when you walked away, he figured that would be the last he saw of you. But, that was far from the truth.

When you showed up to his apartment unannounced a few days later, he was shocked. He already looked like complete shit, and judging based on your expression, you thought so, too. He wanted to question why you were here, but before he could get a word out, your lips roughly claimed his own as you held him by the nape. He wasn’t prepared for the clash of teeth and tongue, soft whines leaving him as you pushed him inside and toward the bedroom, distracting him from the impending shadows that trailed in behind you.

The next thing he knew, he was tied to his bed, looking about ready to succumb to the best hate-sex of his life. However, what he didn’t expect to see were a few of his closest friends entering the room. There’s an unspoken tension that develops, alarms sounding off in his head as the last one shuts the door and locks it. What were they doing here? Why were they looking at you like that? Those same alarms only grew louder as they each wordlessly stripped off their clothes, with you soon following suit. Starting to struggle against his restraints, his heart began to pound against his chest; he didn’t consent to a foursome.

He immediately made that known, but you merely chuckled. The sound made his stomach turn in the worst way. When he went to demand explanation, you shoved your underwear in his mouth. Despite his better judgement, homie couldn’t help how hard he got from the situation, letting out a weak moan as your hand gripped his jaw and squeezed.

You leaned over his vulnerable form, grin sharp as you glowered down at him while he struggled against the tight knots. He saw a glint in your eye that held anything but good intent—And with your next few words, he couldn’t have been more correct.

“They’re going to fuck me. And you’re going to watch.”

ANGRY, draken, mitsuya, sanzu, KAKUCHO, tendo, kuroo, BOKUTO, akaashi, osamu, hinata, NISHINOYA, sugawara, todoroki, kirishima, TAMAKI, shigaraki, [insert anyone else who would fit].

#🍁wasabi #tokyorev #tokyorev scenarios #tokyorev headcanons #tokyo revengers #hq #haikyuu #hq scenarios #hq headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu headcanons #mha #mha scenarios #mha headcanons

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clowniiish · 7 months

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rules !!

001 . 18+ only interaction, i am a fully grown man and i am deeply uncomfortable with interacting with minors. i would also prefer to only interact with adult muses.

002 . please acknowledge i do not condone the things my muses say or do, it is in character representation of the character.

003 . no hate speech, no bullying, no god-modding. i got a zero tolerance policy for these things usually so please be aware. mind your manners and don't be shitty.

004 . ocs & crossovers are welcome !! as long as i have enough info to interact, i will do my best to interact !!

005 . im a multi-ship & multi-muse roleplay account !! i will try my best to keep track of relationships with accounts but please forgive me if i forgive my brain is a bit small sometimes.

006 . i'm not too picky with interact as long as its literate and i can read what you're writing and its more than 1 sentence. those are my three magic rules !!

007 . have fun and enjoy the roleplay !! please let me know if i do something that you're uncomfortable with !! and embrace your headcannons, i sure will be !! go ham and enjoy the fun.

#( rules ) .

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mercur1e · 3 years

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Helllooooo

Soo I just saw you're headcannons are literally 💞💞

It's lowkey the only thing keeping me safe and alive ✋😌......soooooo can I request Gom + kuroko and kagami (if it's to much you can just doo Aomine, Kise and Midorima and akashi)where they accidentally hurt their s/o feelings pleaaseeeeee..... I need some angst but please end it in fluff (cuz i lowkey cannot handle it)

Please take care of yourself, your health always comes first, I love youuuu ❤❤❤

Ofc love! I hope you're doing well and I love you too :) <333

Akashi

He disregarded your hard work :(

You're trying to start your own small business and you're having a little trouble, which is not unusual that happens sometimes!

You were having trouble hiring employees and you were talking to him about it, and he was in a bad mood prior to you approaching him

"You're not going anywhere with this. It would just be better to give up on it. You're not going to make it that far even if you do succeed. And can you leave? I'm busy and all you're doing is acting as a distraction."

You just froze, you couldn't believe what he had just said

Not only did he know how much work you were putting in, he also knew how excited you were for the future of your shop too

You didn't even say anything, you just froze with shock, hurt, and surprise and stomped out of his office

You left the house, you needed some time to cool off and cry

It took Akashi a second to realize what he had said and how hurtful his words were, so he started looking all over for you in the house. He goes into the garage to see your car is gone and he assumes the worst.

You don't pick up the phone when he calls you or answer his texts, opting to turn it off after the fifth call.

You stay by your best friend for the night and they comforted you and told you he probably didn't mean it, and that you can stay as long as you need

After you leave from by your friends place you go to your favorite cafe for some breakfast

And guess who's there, Akashi.

You turn around and walk out because you were honestly not ready to deal with him just yet and it was too early in the morning for all that

He catches you on the way out and apologizes :)

"Love, I apologize for what I said yesterday. It was inconsiderate, hurtful, and wrong. You've been working so hard on your business and you're doing your best to make it happen. I was in a bad mood yesterday and I dont know what came over me. Will you forgive me?"

Looking you in the eye as he spoke every word, holding your hands and rubbing them, you know he was truly sorry and wants to fix what he did.

"I forgive you Sei, but what you said was really hurtful. You know how much this means to me and how much work I've been putting in. But I do forgive you."

He takes you out to eat at your favorite restaurant and watch a movie afterwards back at home, kisses you tons and holds you in his arms when you fall asleep.

He also puts in a good word with his work associates about your business and you gain more employees and popularity! But unless you want to do it completely on your own he's there supporting you every step of the way and giving you advice :)

Midorima

He acts like your affection is kryptonite, even though you're not a clingy or overly-affectionate person

You guys had been together for about 3-4 months

He always brushes you off even at the most simplest acts of affections, you're starting to really question if he even wants to be together.

Well this particular time he embarrassed you in front of the team :/

There was a break in between practice and you went to give him his water bottle and give him a hug

"Hey Shin he's your water bottle, don't work yourself too hard okay?"

After that you went in for a quick hug but he held a hand against your chest and glared at you

"Why are you always so clingy? You're always on me and its annoying. Can you just leave me alone or leave?"

He said that right in the middle of the court, everyone's eyes were on you and you felt embarrassed.

"...alright."

That's all you after said you shoved the water bottle into his hand and walked out of the gym.

Takao was the one to call him out on his behavior and tell him that he was being rude and that he should apologize

Midorima took that advice and after practice, he went to find you and apologize, except you weren't anywhere he checked or thought you would be

You avoided him for 3 days straight until he arrived at your house unannounced

Your lucky item in his hand, he gives you a well deserved apology

"Y/N I- I'm sorry that I was being rude to you. There was no reason for me to act like that and I haven't been appreciating you like I should. That was rude of me and I hope you except my apology. Also- this is your uh lucky item."

He hands you a plushie :)

He gives you hugs and reassures you that he appreciates your affections despite him not being used to it!

He also got an extra lap at practice from Miyaji lol but he decided not to tell you that part

Kise

Is very busy and it's sometimes hard to make time for you :(

And you also couldn't show him affection in public or be around him because his fangirls would throw a hissy fit

He hasn't been answering his phone and he can't really get that close to you at school so you've been feeling left behind

When you finally managed to catch him, you said you wanted to go out and just catch up because you two haven't spent much time together and he agreed

However Kise forgot about the plans and you were waiting at the restaurant, alone.

You went home that night upset, tired, and wondering if you even want to be in a relationship anymore

You stopped texting him and talking to talk to him at school, not that you even had that much time to talk to him and school anyway

Kise had realised a whole day later that he had forgotten about the plans you two had made together

He took off from work the whole week, even though his manager was mad about it and went off to find you

He found you at a park after school and approached you with flowers in his hand

"Y/N baby I'm so sorry I forgot about our date. I can't imagine how you must've felt and to make up for it I called the whole week off! I'm really, really sorry that I havent had time for you. Do you forgive me?"

"Yeah, I forgive you Kise I'm just really hurt that you stood me up. You knew we hadn't spent alot of time together and I was really hoping to catch up with you that night. But I'm just happy you're here."

He takes you to a concert! Your favorite artist was in town and he bought tickets for the two of you!

The whole week was filled with fun, love, and lots of conversations :)

He promises to make more time for you and be there for you whenever he can!

He also posts you on his socials and shows you affection at school, showing his fangirls that he's not for them, but for you and they can go away of they don't like that

Aomine

You feel like he doesn't put any effort into the relationship

It's always you doing everything, it just gets tiring

He doesn't really make an effort to do anything, like plan dates, hang out, or just spend time together

He also uses basketball as an excuse to not hang out with you when you already know he's not at practice

Like if you want alone time man just say that

So you had planned a date for you two, nothing big just going to the movie theaters yk

He cancelled last minute, saying Imayoshi was forcing him to come to practice

It was a sunday, they don't have practice in sunday

You talked to Momoi as she is a close friend of yours too, about how you feel like you're the only one making an effort and that you feel like he doesn't want to spend time with you

She tells you to confront him about it, so you do

The next time Daiki comes to your house you ask him about it

"It just feels like I'm the only one putting work into the relationship and I feel like you're avoiding me. You make up excuses to not be with me and bail on me last minute...do you even want to be with me? And if you do want alone time just be upfront about it, don't give me terrible excuses or flake out on me."

Aomine honestly didn't know you felt that way

Now that he looks back at it, it has been mainly you doing most of the stuff in the relationship, and he can see why you feel like it's only you trying

"You're right, it has been mainly you doing stuff for both of us. I'm gonna start putting in more effort because it's time I do. I'm sorry that I've been making shitty excuses to not hang out with you, and cancelling all of a sudden. I'll be honest when I don't feel like going out and I'll spend more time with you."

He makes it up to you by taking you to a festival and going to see a movie with you

True to his word, he starts putting more effort into y'alls relationship and you two take turns planning dates

And if he doesn't feel like going out you guys have at home dates instead :)

I know this took a little longer than usual, I'm sorry for the little setback. Hopefully you like them! Thank you for requesting and feedback is appreciated! Love you <333

#akashi seijuurou x reader #aomine daiki x reader #midorima shintaro x reader #kise ryota x reader #knb x black! reader #knb x poc!reader #knb x reader #aomine daiki x black!reader #aomine daiki x poc!reader #akashi seijuro x black!reader #akashi seijuro x poc!reader #midorima shintaro x black!reader #midoroma shintaro x poc!reader #kise ryouta x black!reader #kise ryouta x poc!reader #knb angst

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kusagrasskusa · 3 years

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Quan Chi X Reader - Headcannons

Yeah, these are shitty and rushed- sorry. I need to get caught up with my wiplist though so please, do expect better things in the future.

Lemme add a readmore real quick and--

Did you really think he, a demon incapable of human emotion, would actually love you? Yes, you did.

But to be fair, he played it so well.

He would stroke your hair in the early mornings and plant a kiss on your forehead when you woke up. Your heart would melt seeing how destructive he can be to foes around him, but you? He treats you like a his angel!

And to be fair, you were. Like Cetrion and Shinnok, you were the light to his darkness. Without him, you know how many eveil and rash decisions he would make. With you in his life, he managed to get things done more efficiently without the use of violence.

But what you didn't know is how someone like you could love as much as someone like him could love you.

It's true that cuddling with him may result in amazing memories and his kind words mesmorize you in every sense, but why?

Well, you were the princess of the Orderrealm. A harsh realm of order and law. This realm may be small but with the combined powers of the Netherrealm and Orderrealm, they can both controll the Chaosrealm.

And then all the other small realms become conquered. With the strength of one powerful realms and many mediocre realms comes great power. Taking over either Earthrealm or Outworld would be simple.

Yes, the plan is risky but Quan Chi knows how to get things done. And it all starts with the sweet little bad-boy-loving princess.

His sweet hugs and careless whispers are no more than a deception to make Y/N fall in love with him truly. As she never even loved him to begin with, but when he put her under a spell, he had limited time to make her truly live him.

Underneath each dinner date and vacation through the realms all had their dark intentions. And under a deep spell, put princess could do nothing about it.

But Quan Chi really isn't the PDA type at all and his work gets in the way of their relationship.

Y/N would often be bored when waiting by themself for Quan Chi to return. She loves him but sometimes it'd be more entertaining trying to beat law cases back home.

And in public, she can't even stand too close to him. Of course it annoys her; not kissing or holding hands is okay with her, but she has to keep a distance from him? What the hell.

But back home, he always makes it up to her.

Quan Chi really does have a way with words sometimes. He can get her to do nearly anything such as instantly forgive him. Or maybe it's his magic-

But not that she can even notice. And the more days spent together, she's not even gonna care if he's tricking her if she were to find out. She'd already be too deeply in love with him.

#quan chi #mk #mk x reader #mk10 #mkxl #mkx #mk8 #mk9 #mkx mortal kombat x #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat x #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 9 #reader insert #sorcerer reader #sorceress reader #quan chi x reader

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crue-sixx · 5 years

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Kitty Blocked

Title: Kitty Blocked

Author: tiddly-winx

Fandom: The Dirt (Motley Crue Movie)

Summary: Your cat is adjusting to your boyfriend Nikki. Based on the headcannon where the reader's cat keeps cock blocking Nikki while at your apartment.

Warnings: Swearing, smut and kitty antics.

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You only had been dating Nikki a few months, always hanging out at his place whenever you could and then going on dates with him. He had asked you about going to your place for a nice meal in and cuddles on the couch, and you agreed that it was time to invite him over and introduce him to your Maine Coon, Petey. You had made a small eggplant parmesan for the two of you and Nikki with a side of garlic bread and a cheap wine. When he knocked, you let him in with a big hug and a deep, loving kiss.

Petey had come out of his hiding place to see who the newcomer was, smelling that it was a human male. He trotted up to Nikki and sniffed his fingers, trying to gauge if he was a hostile force. "Nice cat" Nikki pet his head and he purred into it "He's huge!"

"He's a Maine Coon" you smiled "its in his breeding to get so big. Some people use them for hunting small game" Petey rubbed himself between your legs and you bent down to pet him "but I just wanna love him like he's my baby!"

Nikki laughed to himself, thinking the scene was terribly cute. After dinner, you and Nikki sat on the couch watching a horribly acted thriller and provided commentary for each other to laugh at. When you calmed down from a giggle fit halfway through, he got that look in his eye and a sudden heat passed through you. He leaned in for a make-out session, which was quickly turning into something more.

Soon he had you shirtless underneath him and he was attacking your breasts with his hands and mouth. You let out some sighs and moans of pleasure. He came back up to kiss your lips and neck, reaching his hand under your skirt to play with your pussy. You could feel his hardness against your thigh, but were surprised when he stopped all movement. "Nikki, what's wrong?"

"He's staring at us..."

You quickly covered yourself with your hands, thinking that there was a peeping tom looking inside while you were getting busy. "What?! Where?!"

"The cat..." Nikki locked eyes with the feline, who had been staring at you two the whole time. Petey was perched on the arm of the chair right by your heads, looking in bewilderment at what you were doing.

"Keep going babe" you encouraged Nikki, taking his dick out of his pants and stroking it. He shivered, trying not to let the cat bother him. But now that he knew the cat was watching them, he felt like he was being watched from all sides. The cat let out a long Mmmmmrrrrrr sound and the mood was dead for him.

"Sorry, Y/N" he let you up and he put his dick back in his pants. "I just can't keep going if I know he's watching us..."

"Nikki, its a cat" you said, frustrated that you didn't get off "It's not like he knows what we're doing" the mood was killed for you too, so you put your top back on.

"He's staring right into my soul..."

You softened, offering "You're a new person to him, Nikki. He just wants to make sure you won't hurt me" you turned his head and kissed him gently "all you gotta do is come around more often and he'll get used to you" you showed him out and apologized. He kissed you before parting ways, and made plans with you for the following week.

When the next date night came, you rented a few movies from Blockbuster and made popcorn. After you were done with the videos you had gotten, things got very heated very quickly. But before Petey could sit and watch you two doing the deed again, Nikki carried you to your bedroom and shut the door. You both quickly stripped off the other's clothes and you were going down on him, while he fingered your wet cunt. Then you both heard a soft scratching at the door.

That was easy to ignore. but the loud obnoxious yowling wasn't. You tried to keep going but the neighbors on both sides of you started pounding their respective walls "Y/N! SHUT THAT FUCKIN' CAT UP!"

You banged back and shouted "MIND YOUR OWN FUCKIN' BUSINESS!"

Nikki was now getting annoyed "Cant we just put him outside?!"

You looked at your boyfriend in disbelief "You want to put my cat outside in the elements?!"

"If it means we can fuck, then yes!" he shouted at you. He put his clothes back on and opened the door to leave when Petey launched a jump attack and began clawing at Nikki's face. You pulled the cat off him and put him in the bathroom while you tended to Nikki's wounds. Thankfully they weren't too bad because the lease required you to get his front claws removed to minimize damage to the apartment.

"Oh my God babe I'm so sorry!" you were cleaning him up, the look of complete and utter annoyance on his face.

"That cat fuckin' hates me Y/N" he put it bluntly.

"No he don't" you responded, putting some neosporin on the scratches.

"Look what he did to my face!" he pointed to it, and you secretly found it a little funny.

"Well, you can sleep here tonight and in the morning, I'll make you a big breakfast to properly apologize" you left Petey in the bathroom the rest of the night, the mood for sex having left but you two still cuddled while you slept.

You made sure to wake up before him to make breakfast. The smell of eggs and bacon woke him up soon enough. He did his normal routine of taking a piss right when he woke up, then walked into the kitchen where you were cooking. He was surprised at first seeing you wearing an apron-and ONLY an apron. He came behind you and hugged you first "Smells good Y/N"

"It's almost ready" you giggled as you turned off the stove and put the food on the plates. After the fire was off, he turned you around and lifted you onto the counter. He was at your throat undoing the apron as you playfully objected "The food'll get cold!"

"Then let it, babe" he spread your legs and left little love bites on your thighs "right now I have to eat something even tastier than breakfast..." he dove right into your folds, licking you like a man on a mission.

"Nikki..." you sighed, grabbing a fistful of hair and pulling. He loved it when you did that, so when you were good and wet he came up for air and pulled his dick out, rubbing the head on your opening. "For fuck's sake Nikki stop teasing me!"

He chuckled "Alright baby" he slowly entered you only getting a few thrusts in when he felt something fuzzy rub against his leg. He did his best to ignore it, and tried to get a little rougher in his thrusts. The damn cat started screaming for attention again. He cursed his own stupid self for not closing the bathroom door after he was done taking a leak.

He lost the mood again and said "That's it Y/N!"

"What?!" you shouted back.

"It's either the fuckin' cat, or me!" he gave you the ultimatum and without a second thought sent him to the hallway and tossed his stuff out.

That night at his own apartment with his friends, he told them about the whole situation and they all looked at him disapprovingly "You told her to choose between you and a pet she's had for a long time and she adores?" Mick asked, raised eyebrows.

"Dude" Tommy said, taking a swig of beer "All you have to do is bring it some cat treats and catnip toys and he'll mind his own kitty business!"

"You sound like you have some experience in this department, T-Bone" Nikki perked up "What happened?"

"So this girl I'm trying to bang had a cat, and it wouldn't leave us alone. So I started giving it treats and catnip so it'll mellow out and it worked!"

The next day, Nikki showed up at your doorstep with flowers and an apologetic look on his face. "Babe, what I said was so shitty. I'm sorry" you let him in and Petey jumped on the couch to see who it was. He seemed unimpressed to see Nikki again, but the scent of catnip wafted toward him, leading to Nikki's pocket. He had something else in there too-treats!

Nikki took both the desired items out and laid them in front of Petey. You both looked on in awe as the cat took his new treasures and began to play with them. "Looks like he's forgiven you" you said, smiling.

"So do you?" he looked at you a little worried that you wouldn't be so forgiving as the cat.

"Welll...." you teased "I did get a new shower mat yesterday. If you want to help me test it out you're more than welcome~" you slowly slipped off your clothes, exposing your shoulder.

"Yes, ma'am!" he ripped off his clothes and followed you to the shower.

You worked up a nice lather with the soap on your bodies and let the hot water rinse it off before you did anything. He looked you over, the steam from the hot water adding to the hungry lust "Fuck, I need to be inside you soon..." his dick was getting hard just looking at you.

"Then let's get you hard enough to fuck me" you winked, getting on your knees in front of him and taking it into your mouth. You started bobbing your head, then licking the shaft. He was getting so loud the neighbors banged on the wall again.

"Y/N! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Since your mouth was full and it was very rude to talk with your mouth full, Nikki answered for you "I GOT SERIOUS BLUE BALLS OVER HERE! LET US FUCK!" then you deep throated him, him releasing his load in the very back of your throat. You swallowed everything he gave you, before gently lifting you up and pinning you against the wall and lifting your leg.

"Holy shit Nikki you came so much but you're still this hard?" you were impressed.

"Well, when I let it build up like this, it's hard for me to get satisfied quickly" with a grunt he entered you and assumed a steady slow pace. "Oh fuck Y/N you feel so warm...like your pussy's hugging my dick..." he began kissing you, brushing a thumb against your nipple.

"Nikki..." you breathed, getting close to your high "I love you..."

"I love you too, Y/N" he grunted, his thrusts getting faster and sloppier. "Where do you want my load?" he pulled back to look you in the eye, both of your faces flushed with desire.

"Inside me..." you pleaded "Please..."

He let out a loud roar as he came inside you, pulling you closer to him with each pulsating jerk of his cock. You came soon after, prolonging both your orgasms by a blissful few seconds. After a few breaths, he backed up and watched his seed flow out of you and down the drain. "Oh my God Y/N" he brushed the wet hair from your face "that was the best sex I've had in a long time..."

"Me too" you agreed, the two of you just stood there, embracing each other a few more moments before getting out and drying off. It was then you realized that the cat hadn't even bothered to see what you were up to. When you went to check on him, Petey was contently playing with his new mouse toy Nikki had gotten him. "Well would ya look at that?"

In his head, Nikki made a mental note to thank Tommy in anyway the younger man wanted him to for that bit of advice. Nikki started coming over more often with toys and treats, Petey had trusted him with his human so that when they were doing the do he left them alone. But anytime other than that, he demanded pets from both his humans.

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Can you write some cute headcannons about Hanks short,chubby s/o? Just some super freaking cute stuff 😍😍 😍 fluffy/Romance please ❤️❤️❤️

FORGIVE ME FOR MY EXTREME LATENESS! Oh god, I’ve actually never written headcanons before so I hope these are done correctly and are to your liking? Also, I am so so utterly extremely terribly sorry for how late this was! You dear, sweet patient Anon, you deserve all the love right now.

Fucking adorable. That’s what you are, that’s how he describes you.

Oversized jumpers and short shorts is his favourite look on you because – fucking adorable!

Honestly, and it’s not meant in a mean way, but he feels a bit better about himself. He isn’t much to look at but the fact that you aren’t exactly a model-figure makes him less self-conscious about how he had let himself go.

You both eat healthy; you’ve encouraged him eat healthy during the week except if it’s been an extremely stressful day then you allow him to buy his greasy-ass burger.

Friday night treat nights are a thing (if he’s not working late, or running a stressful shift). Pizza, beers, popcorn, ice-cream! He calls it the ‘Chubby’ night.

OMFG have I mentioned him waking up to you cooking in the kitchen, wearing his DCPD hoodie?! Fuck, how did he get so lucky with you? He’d come around and wrap his arms around you and murmur in a husky morning voice “Have I ever told you how damn adorable you are?” (Answer: At least 3 times a day).

You have your insecurities but he quickly puts them aside; he isn’t interested in slimmer looking women, he’d be worried about breaking them! Besides, he’s interested in YOU. And there’s more of you to love; and he loves that.

Besides, you got nothin’ on him. Do you really want him to get the tape measure or scale weights and see who’s the chubbier one? He’d bet the Friday Night Treat Night on it – which is the only night he gets to drink more than two beers.

Ice-cream dates – yes! Imagine a hot summer day and you suggest the both of you go down to the beach for some ice-cream, “You’d better be wearing those shorts I like.”

You drive him crazy. Your curves, your cleavage, your thighs – God he wished he had the stamina of a horny 15-year-old.

Softness… oh my god, you are so soft and how many times had he been glad to come home after a long, stressful day and just drop himself into you? On an extremely rough day he’d skip the beer (shocking, I know) and just crash onto you. Your body is as soft as a pillow, your steady heartbeat was music to his ears and you running your fingers through his hair immediately soothed those worries away.

He knows finding clothes for your size is hard and leaves you disheartened so he honestly doesn’t mind going shopping with you, particularly for clothes. He loves seeing that look on your face when you find something you like then you look at him for his opinion. Always, anything will look good on you. You have exceptional taste. Hell, he’s trying to find the courage to ask you to take him shopping for clothes that would like nice on him. (He’s shy, he’ll get there.)

If anyone says anything rude, he’s immediately shouting profanities out at the person, not giving a damn where you were or if children are present. If it wasn’t for the fact that you could calm him down, he’d probably deck the person, not giving a damn he could lose his job.

No one’s as fat as Sumo.

Hot summer night, 2am and you both can’t sleep? “Want some ice-cream?” “With chocolate topping?”“Fatty.”“Says the one that wants ice-cream.”

You bake a lot of cakes and cupcakes because you enjoy it, and sometimes Hank will try to help. Really, he just gets in the way or it ends up with him smearing flour over you.

Honestly, your weight just isn’t an issue with him. He doesn’t see you for your weight, he sees you for YOU. The most beautiful person in the world who fell in love with someone as shitty as him. That’s a fucking miracle.

But there’s always arguments as to who’s sitting on the couch and who’s the one nestled against the other; because you love to be nestled in between Hank’s legs and just resting against his chest, his stomach acting as that perfectly rounded cushion. But he also loves it when he gets to nestle in between your legs and just rest his head on your knee with your fingers weaving through his hair. Because all he has to do is turn his head sideways and randomly press kisses to your thighs (honestly, this is why you never get to finish any late-night movie).

You’re always bright and bubbly and Hank need that kind of happiness and positivity. Especially during a long day; whether it’s through texting you throughout the day or coming home to see you – he’s just so fucking glad for you.

He hates it when you hide yourself away. He wants to see every part of you, feel you, kiss you… “I can’t adore you if I can’t see you!” It’s really his gentler way of screeching LET ME LOVE YOU!

He can’t keep his hands to himself. They’re either resting on you, giving you a cheeky squeeze as he walks past or tracing your skin lightly as you’re both lounging on the couch (especially if you won the argument of the one laying against him on the couch rather than him laying against you).

Your cheeks fit perfectly in the palm of his hand, and it quickly became your safe spot – especially when he’s gently cupping you and those ocean blue eyes of his just gazing adoringly at you. How did he get so lucky with you? He’s gonna marry you one day.

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a-weird-blog-in-general · 7 years

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Human! Squip AU

Okay so… I see all these wonderful Human!Squip Au’s floating around, and I can’t help myself when it comes to Au’s so I went and made one. And of course, my amazing partner in crime @pika-ace made contributions as well. So story time. There’s this wonderful post by @bloodypoptart (I love their art so much seriously it’s sooooo good check them out) which is some fancy spinal cord thing that the Squip wears as a final costume. Pretty cool, and the drawing makes it look awesome. But then my brain goes “Hm if this was a Human Squip, would this super awesome spinal cord thing work as a life support device?” And then this thing was born. Keep in mind that not every single detail is here for the sake of length (also because I want to reveal things gradually because I’m like that). But please if you want to ask me stuff about it’s totally chill to drop me a message or something. And you can totally ask @pika-ace too their ideas are gold oh my lord.

Through the wonders of science, the Squip gains a corporeal body that is composed of several human and robotic components, the most important piece being a life support device made up of the spinal portion (again refer to this post) and a chest portion (my personal addition to it). It’s all one piece that supports their heart and lungs; all their human components are extremely weak and Squip basically has no immune system.

The brightness and color of the lights on the device indicate the Squip’s health and what Mtn.Dew is in their body (yes they are still affected by Mtn.Dew)

If the device falters in any way, it causes the equivalent of seizures. If the device shuts down, they will die.

At the beginning, the Squip has a sort of mental link with Jeremy (they were in his head after all) and uses said link to reach out to Jeremy for help because they’re weak and in pain and they don’t know what to do.

Jeremy doesn’t recognize the voice at first, but he does go out to follow the voice and when he does find out it’s the Squip he doesn’t want anything to do with them. After all, it’s not like they deserve Jeremy’s help, and he does turn to walk away.

The Squip is begging and pleading for Jeremy to help, to take away the pain, and Jeremy is taken aback because he never would have expected that kind of reaction from them.

Jeremy gives in; you can’t just leave a human being in pain and begging and barely breathing on the ground in a dirty hospital gown. He takes the Squip home.

Jeremy nurses the Squip to a state that’s somewhat stable and when they’re awake Jeremy establishes some rules, the most important one being that the Squip is only staying until they’re healthy enough to leave. When they do leave Jeremy doesn’t want anything to do with them afterwards. Squip agrees.

Turns out the Squip can’t actually improve very much health wise, as they sort of fluctuate between barely okay to almost dying until Jeremy manages to stabilize them, and even then Jeremy realizes that if he lets the Squip leave, they will die. Jeremy doesn’t like it, but he will tolerate the Squip in his room; he just helps them less and less, only really helping out when something is serious.

It’s through the device that the two start to communicate on a more mutual level. Jeremy asks what it does, Squip tries to explain it but can’t 100% because they don’t necessarily understand why any of this happened either. Jeremy at some point starts examining the device, they both figure out it’s important to keep the Squip alive and leave it at that.

Then one day Michael comes over and finds the Squip

He doesn’t recognize them as the Squip right away, but they recognize Michael. They drop some unsubtle hints, maybe make a few comments about Mtn.Dew Red, Michael puts the pieces together and straight up punches the Squip right in the face.

This is just one of many conflicts that Squip and Michael go through.

And then the rest of the Squip Squad end up accidentally meeting the Squip as well.

Doesn’t end well.

The rest pretty much rolls along with the plot that the Squip is trying to adjust themselves as a sick little human and having to come to terms with all the damage they’ve done.

They try, albeit horribly at first, to make amends with everyone, using the defense that it was in their programming; they had no control over what they did. It’s a pretty shitty excuse, and no one takes it. The Squad, especially Michael, don’t forgive them for a long time. But there’s stuff that happens. So many little plot points that I won’t delve into here because heh it keeps the intrigue going.

And now for all the little headcannons I’ve got for the Squip.

They’re part human, part robot. Basically a cyborg. So they’ve got little quirks.

They need to maintain a Mtn.Dew diet in order to survive, making the blue/green glow of the device lights a healthy color

Mtn.Dew Red and Code Red mess them up so bad. Red will kill them and Code Red can potentially kill them if it’s not treated

They practically generate and conduct electricity; it’s a side affect of the spinal portion of the device, which supports their nervous with charge. They can shock others weakly, and if they interact with any sort of wiring for power, they can potentially cause a blackout. Their hair generates static; they have monstrous bedhead hair and haircuts are a nightmare. Given the right conditions, they can harness the electrical energy they produce and use it to shock and burn, but doing so causes strain on the device (that powers their heart and lungs), and too much energy being used like that for too long can cause the device to overload and shut down.

Very smol and their eyes glow the same as their device lights (borrowed that from @nyancheetosmusical’s design because smol Squip is good Squip)

They are afraid of the dark and silence. Sleep deprivation is a major problem because they can’t sleep. They tend to fidget quite a bit, and when given the chance they will always find a way to occupy themselves.

Still maintains massive amounts of knowledge and intelligence

Jeremy (and Michael eventually) get them into superheroes. They’re personal favorite is Cyborg.

And that’s what I will reveal so far. Again any questions or input, don’t be afraid to drop something in my inbox or DM; I’d love that. And do check out @bloodypoptart and @nyancheetosmusical for awesome art and another really cool Human!Squip Au.

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