#fr tho thanks its good u told me now bc my friends and i were gonna wait to watch it tnite LMFAO šš¤”
hi! saw your tags on your new dungeon meshi art about waiting and it looks like the anime isn't coming out until 8:30AM EST...
GAHHHHH NOOO WAYYY š thanks for the heads up OTL
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boyfriend headcanons - soul evans
a/n; my soul evans inspired playlist!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1YntdhOZPg1wMzYBwymwWR?si=JnHvKUWRSKGghG_dDakXGA
- you and soul started off as friends
- you'd joined the dwma halfway through the year and immediately hit it off with liz and patty
- and inevitably the rest of the group
- you're shy; so seeing this big group of loud - and very talented - weapons and meisters threw you off a bit
- but don't judge a book by its cover bc they were acc vvv warm and welcoming
- 'any friend of liz and patty is a friend of ours!'
- your partner was the first to realize tbh
- you and the gang were playing basketball
- or rather you, patty and your partner sat and watched as the rest played basketball
- when they caught you staring at a certain white-haired weapon a lil too long
- and patty;; being the girl she is;;; brought it up instantly when your partner nudged her shoulder.
- '(y/n)-chan!!! i never took you as a lovey type!'
- you rolled your eyes and denied it
- but they knew
- and so did you
- that night,, maka invited everyone over
- and ofc luck was on your side
- and you were squeezed next to soul during the movie marathon
- and it didn't help your case when he put his arm behind you, resting it on the couch.
- you thanked god it was dark because liz would definitely bully you for how red you were lmfao
- you excused yourself to the bathroom
- nearly shat your pants bc ????? uh????? you were just next to ur crush???
- and he smelt rlly nice wtf y/n snap out of it
- so after composing urself and one too many splashes of water on ur face;;
- you exited the bathroom to see the group sitting down in a game of 7 minutes in heaven
- and you wanted to cry
- you either got stuck with death the kid, literally the worst dude in the entire group (blackstar), crona, or your crush.
- lose/lose situation,,, maybe except crona bc theyre a cutie
- and lowkey you were wishing you picked up a specific hairband
- Ā and u did lol hahahah
- so u were stuck in this small cramped closet
- and u were so deep in thought
- u barely heard when the poor boy called ur name
- ' uhh,, listen,, this is so uncool of me to say here but,, if you say no i'll just kick you out of my house.'
- jeez ok albino
- 'i like you.'
- you swore you stopped breathing
- wtfwtf????
- did he just???
- nawl
- 'uh... i like you too..' you muttered
- which ended with a 2 minute long makeout session
- his hands travelling somewhere they shouldn't
- before blackstar slammed open the closet doors
- exposing the two of you; lips puffy and hair messed up
- the teasing didn't stop for months lol
- but das okay bc deep down they knew yall were couple goals PLS
- soul has a playlist
- filled w bangers
- and everytime he's over and the playlist starts....
- whew heated makeout sesh
- he definitely has some led lights in his room
- set to red
- wink wonk
- he's the type of boyfriend to always have his hand around your waist
- and y'all are best friends doe
- cue maka getting jealous / mad bc soul started ignoring her lowkey<//3
- deserve
- ANYWAYS you guys are literal SOULmates (hehe)
- you have so many inside jokes
- the group is honestly surprised bc they didn't think you two would get along at first
- soul is the type of boyfriend to have sm memes on his phone
- like you'll text him the most specific scenario ever and he'd have a wendy williams meme for it
- and he teases u,, sure
- but it always comes from a good place yktfv
- soul is the type of boyfriend to hold ur head and give you forehead kisses
- he'd give the best hugs too
- he'd wrap his arms around your torso and place his chin ontop of your head
- whenever ur sad just text him a lil frown face
- he's at ur door in record time
- w takeout, some snacks he possibly stole from maka's stash, and his netflix password
- sometimes you guys just lie there
- basking in each other's presence
- u might hold hands but
- mostly just enjoying each other
- soft rnb or indie playing in the background (peep my soul inspired playlist juicyoh)
- soul isn't good at doing ur hair
- but he'd try
- stupid little braids while u two are watching a movie
- netflix and chill except yall acc chill
- like he literally falls asleep in ur arms awe
- and you'd sometimes ask to do makeup on him if u wear makeup
- put his hair back w a lil hairband as he mutters some shit like
- ' this is SO not cool '
- shut up white boy you love it
- expensive dinner dates are few and far between
- but thats just bc yall are not that kind of couple
- you'd rather just get takeout and watch a good comedy or horror
- you'd be the couple to start a youtube channel
- and it'd be acc funny content like,,
- people would subscribe for the couple and stay for the content
- once you did a fnaf lets play
- soul literally left halfway through bc he got scared
- cue the 'bestfriend vs girlfriend tag w/ maka and y/n'
- if ur a meister
- you've probably tried wielding soul in his weapon form
- let's say,, it didn't go too well,,, and now theres a big mark in a wall in the city
- you and soul would 100% play pranks on blackstar and death the kid
- especially death the kid
- with help from lizzy and patty you'd make the poor boy regret ever introducing you two
- but it's all in good fun and the black haired boy has gotten y'all back multiple times too
- soul loves it when you wear his clothes
- like just seeing u in his hoodie makes him ā¤ļø š š š š Ā šš ā¤ļø
- one of ur biggest pet peeves tho
- is hes constantly undermining his struggles
- and you sit him down like
- 'babe,, youre important to me,,, you need to tell me if somethings wrong okay???'
- baby bursts into tears
- you and maka are some of the only people he's open to.
- he'd definitely play you piano
- or teach you if you don't know how
- maybe you'll sing along a few times
- when you fight it's usually over silly things
- like maybe maka was being maka and he's stressed so he lashed out
- or you didn't kill the kishin you were meant to and got told off by lord death
- it always ends in apologies;; you two don't really let it get between you
- soul is the type to tuck ur hair behind your ear when making out
- or the type to give u hugs from behind
- like imagine omgomg
- you're just chilling in the hallways at the dwma
- talking to patty
- when soul just
- he just
- ugh hugs u from the back, his head on your shoulder, a soft smile on his face as he kisses your cheek.
- cutie asf y'all r cute cute cute
- all in all
- he rlly does care ab you and you just
- "right back atcha babeyy!!"
- fr though
- y'all are bestfriends but also lovers
- goals af
- manifesting a relationship like that brb
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so i watched cobra kai all in two days and i have so many -
this show has so many cool and smart angles to it, but the same time.... its so stupid oh my god everyone is so dumb literally mr miyagi held all of the braincells in this whole universeĀ
like i am but at the same time i am not surprised it was made like this, bc in hindsight of course there were hordes of ppl simping over johnny lawrence .... Ā but it still amuses me that this is like... an Actual Official Thing
ok this will get long so cut it is
how much fun this cast has is super visible and i love it
i rly enjoy how the world was expanded ! i did grow up watching the karate kid movies, so watching how they progressed the world of the movies so organically was pretty cool. it rly feels like its the same universe
i fucking LOVE stories that are largely about a Thing. dancing ,skating, sports its just so thrilling to experience this all consuming relationship people can have with this type of activity? and martial arts are just that much more intense, so yeah, grown ass men kicking each other around at the lightest provocation and a war veteran caring so much abt teen karate is Ridiculous.... but i love it all because thats the intensity i find so thrilling
was kinda surprised with how much im missing mr. miyagi. first because, like everyone is so unhinged jesus christo, it just really throws into relief how much his character grounded the narrative of the movies. but also hes just a really great character
and on that note it rly Gets Me that the show itself aknowledges that and plays that into daniels angst and all the little ways they sorta weave myiagisms into the whole show........ im not getting emotional over this dumb karate dads show OK
related - i really miss hearingĀ ādaniel-sanā š„ŗš„ŗ
ACE DEGENERATE oh god oh no
they really went down the down and out johnny lawrence route huh. like i was always kinda bummed we see kreese choking him and then we never see him again in the movies, and while i love dumpster fire problematic trash himbo ck johnny, its like......................... actually really sad that his life turned out like this fjngn
everytime i hearĀ ābabesā andĀ āpussyā i die a little inside. i know thats the point but i am a v cringe easy person, have mercy (ehe)
loved the way they are constantly drawing parallels between johnny and mr. myiagi of all people. hes the handy man of his building that has a bullied kid asking for help and eventually steps up to teach them karate, beats up a bunch of bullies for him, creates a friendship with said kid, estranged from family, drinks his sorrows away, surprisingly one of the least quick to anger characters (which says more about everyone else really but.... Well.), no schemes or ulterior motives hes just tryna vibe here.... oh and ofc magically heals miguel of is asthma apparently. the true disciple.. meanwhile daniel is his usual messy petty self even tho he wants to be mr myiagi so badĀ
also interesting about that is how miguels character is a parallel of both johnny and daniel at the same time
overall the parallels in ck are done really well, drawing comparisons and also subverting them constantly. theyre well thought out
THE PARALELOGRAMS
fr tho, the angle being explicitly the cycle of trauma and its effects and how trumatized adults in turn traumatize kids, maliciously or not, is so interesting
but! on the flip side of that, it feels like the writers are getting in their own way @ letting the characters grow. especially this last season. theres only so many times you can do "johnny and daniel are getting along but 5mins later they are (literally) fighting over some dumbass random issue" or "johnny puts in 20% of effort with robby and then gives up" before it gets on your nerves yknow?
i see daniel no longer talks like macchio ingested 15 shots of espresso before every take and idk how to feel about that tbh
interesting tension in daniel, as in, in tkk mr miyagi was there and daniel was frankly, kind of a lil shit, this messy petty spitfire hot tempered sassy kid,(johnny lawrence voice: just... stop being so annoying) but now hes the adult, and he wants to be mr. miyagi... but hes just not, and never will be to his very core and it shakes him and in a way hes trying to find who he is now that he sees himself in a position to be a not! cobra kai figure. i kinda really like thatĀ
plus how that relates to his cobra kai trauma. idk if the writers thought abt it Like That, i think so, but in any case, its interesting bc it seems like daniel has told everyone whod listen about johnny lawrence his Pretty Boy Karate Rival and high school and 84 cobra kai... But. no one seems to know what went on in 85 (or 86? idk) which was just so much worse
like ye og cobras were shitheads, but tkk iii is just two hours of daniel being emotionally and physically tortured.Ā
like, the third movie is.............chaotic, to put it nicely, and many people ignore it, but the writers clearly didnt. daniels actions are, in a way, responding so much more to the events of tkk iii than to the first movie ie. johnny himself, AND. daniel doesnt rly seem to have dealt with that trauma? he never told sam? doesnt feel like hes ever told amanda? he doesnt even say terrys name out loud? freaks Out over kreese ? the way he reacts to robbys deceit? his FACE when he walks past the new "fear does not exist in this dojo" paint or kreeses photo? hmMm i sense Pain
his fashion tho........... disappointing. where are the flower shirts daniel huh we had one (1) shirt what a tragedy STOP WEARING SUITS ALL THE TIME . also the band ts/grunge bi are a look for johnny but part of me longs for the preppy lovable 80s bully chic johnny lawrence getups
weird that they never used that last moment of karate kid where johnny kinda... snaps out of his anger and hands daniel the trophy almost in tears. likeĀ āyoure alright larusso, good matchāĀ āthanks a lotāĀ that being their last direct interection seems like itd be perfect fruit for cobra kai but... they just dont. weird.Ā
especially when, the FIRST SCENE they see each other, suposedly in 30+ years, the first thing to come out of daniels mouth is QUOTE "u still got those golden locks huh?" WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT DANIEL FUCKING SANĀ
also amandas immediate reaction "your pretty boy rival?" like. can we talk about the fact that daniel had to have imparted to his wife the very important information that his high school bully/karate rival was like Really Cute and Fucking Hot Actually
Ā the writers Knew exactly what they were doing and honestly.............. power to them
tkk director voice: and billy was just so cuteĀ Ā
also I was thinking that daniel sounded strangely fond in that first scene, and i wonder if he developed a weird affection for johnny on the grounds that of all of his Karate Rivals johnny was actually the only one who didnāt actively tried to literally kill him
i was actually delightedly surprised with how great the chemistry between them is, like from the get goĀ i am Invested. their rl friendship totally bleeds through and its fantastic
. granted, idiots enemies to lovers friends is my Thing so i am biasedĀ Ā
johnny lawrence: i am down in the dumps, i fucked up my whole life and my sons probably, largely in light of the trauma that the father figure sensei and the philosophy of my karate inflicted on me and all my friends. u know what i should do, as a traumatized, unreliable mess of an adult? teach that same philosophy to some other kids! what could go wrong!Ā
but really i enjoy the setup of it. i kinda like that i watched it late because, season 1 was johnny setting himself up for failure in a way and it was exciting to watch it all go to shit sjfn
Like. his heart might be in the right place, but theres just.... not a way to teach something likeĀ āstrike hard, no mercyā and not have it fuck up a kidĀ
case and point: aisha, miguel and hawk become annoying as all hell over that bullshit in the end of s1, even before shit gets truly fucked up
billys subtle panicked eyes when he sees hawk and miguel fighting dirty in the all valley was SO GOOD especially in parallel with the panic that is so visible in his face in the movie when kreese tells bobby to injure daniel and in the sweep the leg sceneĀ
seen people question wether kreese should have returned and i absolutely think he needed to. johnny needed to realize that cobra kais fundamentals are flawed, at the root, beyond kreese himself being a toxic piece of shitĀ
also who are we kidding? we are here to see the tkk characters play on new playgrounds!
i get what they're doing abt kreeses backstory, ( also. cobra kai. pq eles caem nas cobras djjs sorry) but did it need to take up that much time? feels like they couldve Ā done it in half the run time and developed some other stories betterĀ
martin kove has such an evil eye. i love it
love that we get a good follow up to kreese breaks johnnys trophy and tries to CHOKE HIM in the parking lot, which happened in the movie and then....................... was never mentioned again
āthe gang is all back together againā aaaa u piece of SHITĀ
also. terry silver is definetely appearing ha ha ha PAIN i cant wait
seen ppl say kreese was too much of a cartoon villain like..........................oh......... sweetie........... u dont even Know
interested how johnny will fit into that bc kreese was simping rly hard for johnny here. like i did not expect him to be so adamant to have him with cobra kai ... under his control, sure, but he really wants johnny by his side despite already having control of the dojo and how will terry silver self appointed jon kreeses forever simp going to feel abt that?Ā
like bitchs dropping by every episode like ājoooooohnny ..... come bacc to me joooonny......... this ur last warning! for real this time johnny! i wont say it again! watch me ! im leaving johnny! im rly leaving ! im dragging a chairā and johnny is just like. dont let the door hit ya bitch it was so funny pls
and on that subject oof, johnny! doesnt! Know! he doesnt get that side of daniels cobra kai trauma. and i kind of.............. cannot wait for ck 2021 johnny lawrence to meet terry silver like. what a shit show i need a front row seat and popcorn (imagine terry tries some greasy charm and johnny just roundhouse kicks him in the teeth bc he just doest Not Have the Patience for This. glorious)
feels like we, as a society, should acknowledge that cobra kai will never die................ bc their sense of design is just chefs kiss. their name is COBRA KAI. they have sexie sleeveless black gis. theyve sneks. colorful leather jackets with embroided naja insignia, the get ppl thru the aesthetics. evil geniuses
the flashback cuts : masterpiece behavior
the other takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the differente angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CLOSE UP ON JOHNNYS FACE AT THE KICKĀ
that scene of daniel and johnny vibing to 80s music in the car. just. oh my god. the fan wish fullfilment. no thoughts head empty.
the new characters! theyre .... good. but. idk. i really like miguel (save for the annoying phase mid s1 - end s2) and amanda, who is a damn riot and has some functioning braincells, but everyone else isĀ Ā Ā Ā
like dont get me wrong, i dont hate anyone,its not a jane and rafael from jtv situation,Ā and i am interested and invested in their arcs, but i wouldnt say i likeĀ Ā Like them, as in, personality wiseĀ
like, sams grappling with ptsd was rly gutting and i enjoyed that plus her slight rage issues,Ā
which nicely parallel torys rage issues. torys background is all over the place tho so im pretty on the fence abt her so far
robby deserves better in every way, and i like how smart and cunning and surprisingly sweet he is
hawk............... is there i guess,
Ā demetri is annoying in the best way possible,
Ā carmen is sweet but. i just feel like her character is blunted to make the johnny relationship easier. like when shes furious with him after miguels injury but then forgives him like an episode later? and then convinces him to fight for the tournament bc she had a karate epiphany off screen even tho she was always against it? meh. feels like with the plot thiccening she was swallowed and now shes like a crutch for johnny mora than anything, which is disappointing.
aisha was cool and im kinda mad she wasnt in s3, especially bc a storyline with her tory and sam was like RIGHT THERE , but also... cant say i was super super fond of her... doesnt feel like we ever spent enough time on her
moon the bi icon,Ā
overall its a good cast but the main draw for me remains the og castĀ
the tory/sam miguel/robby Thing. enjoy how theyre Narrative Foils and i like how their stories were so dramatically entangled but oh god give me a break with the teenage love square for the love of god. if u gonna put us through that at least have the decency to not make it so straight
and honestly some sam/toryĀ Ā Ā Ā miguel/robby romantic tension would even make more sense. just saying!Ā
also im not sure how i feel abt the cobra kai: red miyagi do: blue theyre going with since some of daniels most iconic looks in tkk are also red. like it was a color they (johnny and him) sorta shared. i get it, opposite but complementary but idk... a little too fire nation and water tribe for me .
Ā and like the cobra kai kids are so funny abt it bc their outifts grow progressively more ridiculously coordinated. its like do they group chat every morning before leaving their houses?Ā
robby still sticks out like that tho. he went thru an athleisure/daniel san tsleeves phase and now hes back in the bandts grunge, but his color scheme doesnt fully blend with the other cobra kais. hmmmm.
LOVED LOVED LOVED both the okinawa episode and the cobra kais easy rider episode just such good good heart aching fun
bobby is an icon. he was in tkk and he is now ck hope appears more and more
Ā tommy is like the most iconic background character. all his lines, freaking gold then and now. sigh :(Ā
the framing in the okinawa trip was so good everything was so good
i stand by the fact that kumiko was the love interest daniel had the most chemistry with and shes is overall such a joy to watch, loved to see her again, idola, fashion icon
also tkk ii is good u guys are just mean
also really enjoyed chozens role in the episode, his evolution; i love that they introduced the pressure points (ty lee the blueprint) and! the honk + karate! cousins! absolutely iconic
when kumiko reads mr miyagis letters........ oh my god, my eyes FILLED with tears, it was so heart wrenching :(( tamlyns delivery was so emotional and lovely and its so obvious everyone involved in ck has so much love and respect for pat morita and mr miyagi as character, and i adore that it exists like this electric current through the show
when we were watching i told my sister i thought that ali would be miguels big shot surgeon and ngl i am so disappointed that didnt happen. hire me cobra kai writers
also the johnny ali daniel amanda chemistry? off the charts
AND the sassy retconning of daniel and alis breakup! LMAOĀ āI HOPE U DIDNT TELL MR MIYAGI IT WAS MY FAULTā HFDJJGNKFKSD
i am preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure back injuries dont work like thatĀ Ā but oke
daniel and johnny are so good together whenever, like they never actually help the kids or get shit done and end up fighting anyway but its just so much fun when theyre hanging
JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND DANIEL LARUSSO FIGHTING TOGETHER
danielsĀ āplanā on how to get robby to juvie was so stupid. literally were u TRYING to make him hate you. dumbass
parents at those hearing rly brave for ppl that did not do ANYTHING as their kids got involved in a karate gang war until now
ābullshit i heard u were the real bully!ā i mightve screeched
this s3 ending was SO DRAMATIC omg
everyone is such a MESS go to THERAPY u unhinged motherfckers
also im sorry but uh. a richass neighborhood in california doesnt have some type of neighborhood watch? the larussos rly dont have any security at all? neighbors wont hear the sound of a damn karate brawl happening next door??? also wasnt tory all like ooo i cant go to juvie, my mom yada yada yet shes always running around town getting into fights even at the rich girls house she was kicked out of school for fighting?? Ā ? Ā ?? Ā Ā ?? Ā Ā Ā Ā ? Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ? Ā Ā ? Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ?? Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ? Ā Ā ? girl??
stop destroying the larussos house, its so pretty :((((
sam finding her center looking at mr miyagis picture... Ā uwu maybe
robby yelling āU ARE WEAAKā@Ā johnny \as he is easily blocking him is like.... so funny and so sad to me. sweetheart.Ā
also i know it was meant as āoh johnny pushes him and HURTS HIMā but it just looks like robby runs himself into the lockers and IM SO SORRY I FEEL SO BAD BUT IT WAS SO FUNNYĀ
i like that he and tory are the cobra kai kids now. we need ppl we care abt there to not revert to a good vs evil schtick, and this is the most engaging it could be... tho it hurts that these kids cant catch a break
ah yes "lets bet some real shit on the result of this teen karate tournament bc that is always a great idea" is BACK
so daniel saves johnny from kreese..... maybe johnny will save him from terry š§
and dojos unite ohohoho. lets SEE how thatāll work outĀ
miguels face of Despair when the ck defectors and the md kids are bickering like 'this is never gonna work' : gold
also. Johnny Lawrence is gonna learn some myiagi-do karate AHAAHSJAKDFH
Ā ive been waiting for this moment all my lifeeee oh lawrdĀ
final thoughts! there are def things i hope the writers will improve on the next season, but i am very excited for it either way AND i feel like it has made me enjoy the movies even more and that is a win for a reboot/sequel to me!!
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roommate! jaemin
i hope u guys like this one! i do :)Ā
warning: not proofread LMAO
jaemin: a huge flirt
like we been knew sis okay bUt its not like it defines him ya kno??? like yes he is a flirt but its not like he does it purposely
however that doesnāt stop every single girl from liking him
except for u cause youāre ~not like other girls~
jk you areĀ
cause who wouldnāt find na jaemin attractive?? tf???
okay but like the dealio between you and jaemin is that you are best friendsĀ
and you have a fat crush on him (u have since the beginning of highschool LOL)
luckily for you, although jaemin is a flirt, he isnt interested in any girls so he doesnt bring any to your dorm
and even if he did, he would tell u because it would be shitty not toĀ
anyway
so u met in grade nine and yalls friendship popped TF off right away like you joined nomins duo and made it a trio in the span of 4 months and everyone was like???? this mf got that close to them that fast???? mastery
jeno was like ur brother from another mother fr
you and him told eachother everything and sometimes he would tell you things he wouldnt even tell jaemin. like everyone has those people that although theyre close w, there are some things youād never tell and that goes for jeno and jaemin
jaemin never told jeno he listens to taylor swift
and jeno never told jaemin that he watched all of my little pony friendship is magic on netflix
but since you and jeno shared some personal things w eachother, you obviously told him about your crush on jaemin
and since you had a crush on jaemin, you never got like super super close with him just cause ur feels got in the wayĀ
mainly just you never got as close to jaemin as you did jeno
sure you were bffs, but it wasnāt on such an intimate level
cause everytime jaemin would look your way youād be gasping for air
so timeskip to senior year
everything is great
your friendship is still strong af and you guys are all planning for post secondary
jaemin and you get into the same uni right.... and jeno gets into the one the town over so your friendship wont take that much damage
but!!! jaemin wants to room with you!!! and ur like!! fucufejdsk!!!
cause like ofc you want to who wouldnt????? but you have such a massisve crush on him you dont want it to get in the way of not only yours but also jaemins university experience
you say yes tho and next thing you know youre unpacking all your stuff
the dorm is kind of small like there isnt a lot of space,,,,, theres two bedrooms but the beds literally take out the whole room HAHHAHA and then there is a chill space with the kitchen connected and u and jaemin have to share a washroom LOL
ājaemin what the FUCK did you eat??? beans??? i bet it was beans this shit smells so bad i-ā
āit really do be ya own friends sometimesā -jaemin 2020 :((((((
anyway so like university life is good you and jaemin invite jeno over every weekend for a sleepover and vice versa its so cute GAH
but like,,,, hereās where the drama comes in
one day you are facetiming jeno and youre telling him about how you really like jaemin and blah blah ya know the usual
and youre not really looking at the screen cause youre doing your homework and focusing on that but jeno sees in the back that jaemin has fully entered the room
and you dont notice cause hes silent and your still talking but jeno is trying to get your attention UDHSJIA
and when he does you see in your part of the screen jaemin just,,,, standing there
cue you ending the call with jeno SO FAST and turning around like oH i thought you had classes right now?
ā.... they ended earlyā
āi seeā ://////////
you like get up super fast and just walk around him and go into your roomm shutting the doorĀ
poor jaemin is just likeĀ āwhatā
cause to be honest he never really considered this situation ever happening yah he thought you were prettier than most girls and he liked the way you were able to talk to people so easily but he never would have thought you harboured feelings for him
so he kind of just leaves it be cause he knows that you def dont want to talk about it and is willing to wait for you to be the one who brings it up
so time skip to dinner youre both just eating in silence but you dont like it,,,
āwhat i said was trueā you say and jaemin looks up and he knows where this convo is going but he lets you speak
āi didnt ever plan on telling you because i really like our friendship but i guess i wasnāt careful enoughā
your heart is beating hella fast but you try to look unbothered and its going pretty good until jaemin asks you something
āhow long have you felt this way?ā
OKAY like it shouldnt be a big deal to tell him bc you already exposed yourself but for some reason that question just hit you deep cause you realized that youve liked him for so long and he never felt the same ya know
āi dont know,,, since the start of highschool? when we became friends i always thought you were cute and it just turned into a full blown crushā
jaemin just sort of nods in responseĀ āoh okayā
so that night your just laying in your bed full of regrets
you know things are about to be super duper awkward between you and jaemin and you wish it didnt have to be like that
so over the next couple of weeks its more awkward than it has ever been before and the sleepovers with jeno seem so dividedĀ
its either jeno and you or jeno and jaemin its never the three of you anymore :((((((
jaemin isnāt ignoring your feelings though, dont worry! hes just trying to sort his out
because your confession kind of opened his eyes
he doesnt want to force himself to like you but he cant help but admit that when he first heard you talking about your feelings a huge warmth spread through his chest and he may or may not have uncovered some feelings
these feelings were always there but he suppressed in grade nine cause he thought youād never like him and you just wanted to stay friends
so he pushed them down and never thought about it again
but obviously that didnt happen because now youre on his mind 24/7 and he wishes that he could just talk to you but hes kind of nervous
so after taking advice from jeno he tries to talk to you more, like asking how your day went and starting up conversations
youreĀ kind of likeĀ āwhat u playing at sonā but you leave it cause you know jaemin would never do you dirty like that
it stays this way for a while until one night theres a particularly bad thunderstorm and jaemin is scared of thunder
and so when youre just playing on your phone jaemin opens your door slightly and has this scared look on his face
and you know that jaemin is scared of thunder so you open your arms without any words being shared
a huge boom of thunder makes jaemin squeal and jump into your arms
and he gets comfy under the covers as youre holding him, no words shared between you two
he starts to feel much better and this sense of comfort washes over him like,,, youre his home
and as hes falling asleep he softly mutters
āim sorry it took me so longā
and youre just straight confused like what does that mean is he talking about his feelings or just the fact that yall havent had such an close encounter in a whileĀ
the next morning you wake up and jaemins arms and you guys are facing eachother
and hes already awake so when you oepn your eyes you find him already looking at you
āthank you for last night, youre the bestā he whispers and youre like all good fam i understand
but then he leans in closer and is likeĀ āi should have told you this so long ago, but i am in love with youā
your eyes widen and youre like wh AT the FUCJ your heart is beating at like 420 bpm and ur shooketh
he just smiles and pulls in you in closer and its just a super soft moment and no words have to be said
that night you guys are cuddling on the couch after dinner when jaemin just asks you be his gf
OF COURSE YOU SAY YES! you have been waiting for this moment for god knows how long
jeno is all like damn fina-fucking-ly iāve been watching this romance play out for like 5 years!Ā
its super cute
its even better that you guys are roommates because youre already living together so you get to see eachother everyday
jaemins room as become a guest room for sorts as he now shares a bed with you
jenos happy af hes like YESSS I DONT NEED TO SLEEP WITH JAEMIN IN OUR SLEEPOVERS ANYMORE
jaemin: >:(((((( tf is that supposed to mean
you just laugh and youre like im not complaining hahaha and jaemins heart just stutters so badĀ
he really does love you and he cant believe it took him so long to accept his feelings
and one night he tells you about how he pushed them down and youre likeĀ āexCUSE ME we could have been dating all this time u pussyā
sad jaemin :(((((Ā
anyway ya its so good its a win-win situationĀ
you get to room with the love of your life and its just magical there are so many soft moments between you two and just UGH relationship goals
i need me a jaemin
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one day kitty; Atsumu version
ćinspired by movie A Whisker Awayć
āæāæ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.
ā haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!
ā masterlist ā
the wheel of names have spoken.
you know you hated your housecat the second you laid eyes on it when your mum took it home one day from the shelter, saying it was an abandoned cat
abandoned cat your assĀ
that cat stole your body and turned you into a cat
she stole your human identityĀ
like, girl, wha- the auDACITY for her to have you wake up on her stinky litterbox while sheās havin the time of her life talking to your parents as if you were in that body the entire time
and the audacity of her to go to school and attend your classes, talk to your friends while youāre over there lurking in the shadows, glaring lasers at her from a tree branch
and the absolute audacityyyĀ of her to obviously ogle over a guy from your class when you werenāt even interested in him to begin with
THE NERVE OF IT TO BE ATSUMU MIYA OF ALL PEOPLE
REALLY
whyĀ
why him when he has so many fans and the fact that heās perpetually ANNOYED by his fans like cāmon????????????????????
IN YOUāRE BODY AT THAT
now youāre just extra helpless bc thereās nothing you can do, you have no idea when youāll get back to your original body, or if youāre able to get back to your original body at all :O
you also dunno who she made a deal with to get to this point in your lives
all you know is that you had a bad dream that morning, and saw a strange cat sayin you had one day
like what the hell is that supposed to mean
āhey whatāre ya doin there?ā
o wouldya look at that, a wild Miya twins appeared
you didnt notice that you were taking your sweet time contemplating abt life on that tree that three periods have passed and its now lunch break
the twins happened to see you while they were hanging out outside
so you was just staring at them,,, you had no idea what to do while they were there,,,, but it seemed like they were thinkin of saving you even though youāre not in trouble :v
so you was just starin at them
and they were starin back at you
then they left
LMAO
you were gonna brush this lil interaction off until you arrived,,, i mean your body,,,, i mean your housecat in your bodyĀ
then you got incredibly annoyed cause she was doin so hard so hard to get their attention when she ady got it, and Atsumu was as annoyed as you are sksskkd Osamu didnāt care at all so moving on
and now you got even mroe annoyed cause she was ruining your image in front of your classmates like srsly
so you dipped and decided this is all a fever dream and everything will get better tomorrow with you back in your body and with a good reputation in school as if nothing horrible happened, yes? yes :)
āthere ya areā
until Atsumu picked you up from the ground while you were stealthily making your great escape,, then he started acting like he was lookin for you outta nowhere
and Osamu was lookin at him like he was insane sjksd but he figured this is a plan of Atsumuās so he decided to play along and told your housecat (that was the host of your body) to excuse them bc they had a cat to take care of and that its vvvv urgentĀ
now kitty you is officially adopted by the Miya twins <3
and you didnāt like it one bit HAHAJSJ
you figure this wasnt such a bad thing and you werent allergic to these boys nyway so you let things happen, and let Atsumu scratch the top of your head while they were discussing things about you
:O
they werent talking mad things abt u nonono, they were talkin abt how strange you were acting when youāre literally one of the chill students in school,,, it was as if you were under a spell and suddenly you were in love with them lmao
Osamu proceeds to add the suspicion with the fact that he sawĀ āyouā staring at Atsumu during class like someone so lovestruckĀ
both you and Atsumu got goosebumps couple of the year amirite
so Osamu told him that this could just be a one-time thing (like strange conclusion but go off) and/or that you mightāve just confused him as your first crush lmao Osamu was just confusing himself but he was tryin his best to come up with explanations to ur behavior
so classes begin again,,, now Atsumu still dunno what to do with u ogling at him WHILE THE REAL YOU WAS A CAT WATCHING EVERYTHING FROM A TREEĀ
you was def ready to throw hands,, but thats a cat and ur against animal cruelty,,,,,,, tho its ur body anyway so whats the diff
meanwhile u coming up with a plan to end your housecat, Atsumu found you sitting on a tree and he was so shocked for his life bc last time he check he put you in a box with kitty snax, inside the gyms storage room, how in the world did you manage to get out from there??
the fake you sees you again while Atsumu was lookin at you from the window, and was enraged bc youāre taking the attention from her... hm
so you decided to face your stupid housecat head-on and get to the bottom of this bs and be grownups tgt bc no way are you just gonna donate your human life to an ungrateful animal
you look for the fake you at the back of the school, and now the Giorno theme is playing in the background sksk
āgive me my body backā
āo pls canāt you just give me a one day chance?ā
the audacity
āyou ady stole it from me and you say this now?ā
your housecat was smug enuff to tell you that she had the honors of asking a favor from a spirit cat who was the reason of all this,,, and who has also taken a liking to your human soul
your housecat just sold your human soul to a spirit catĀ
so you just flew in the air to scratch your human face, you didnāt care anymore, its your body, whatever, the one experiencing the pain aint u anyway but your bitchy housecat that your mum seemed to have a deeper connection with than her own child
nyway that didnāt last long cause fake you was screaming help, other students found you two, and they got a hold of you while you were in your feral state and now you were terrified of possibly getting into the animal shelter fr,,,, fake you smirked at this possibility
until sum of ur schoolās vball bois saw the commotion too and what do u know, Atsumu says that the cat is his and that he apologizes to the ruckus that the cat has doneĀ
then it was your turn to smirk at fake you
so u spend time with Atsumu again for some odd reason that keeps the two of you tgt sweat drops looks away,,, you wonder why your mumās cat is so attached and/or attracted to Atsumu like this???
you never remember them interacting at all since the very time you see them in the same scene is when you went to have your mumās cat checked up in the vet and Atsumu was there with their dog too
whats happening
fast forward to dismissal, youāre quite thankful you werent in trouble, same as Atsumu since he managed to tell the other students to not tell anything to the teacher that he has a cat in school kdjsk sum rotten power he holds
but you decided to ditch him again and look for fake you
you found her talking to the spirit cat that she said,, so naturally you demanded said spirit cat to give your body back to you
the spirit cat smiled wider and says that, youĀ havenāt finished your task yet if you want to get back to your original body, you have to wait till midnight
like what in the hell was that supposed to mean, you understood nOTHING
then your housecat goes and saysĀ āmaybe i should extend my stay in this body, what do you think?ā
SIS YOU WENT FERAL there is no way sheās staying in your body while you are sufferin like this, in which you do not deserve. watching your housecat ruin your life like its normal like cmon
āthen if youāre gonna stay in my damn body then do it properly! donāt make me look like im a flirt!ā
āi was never flirting with anyone!āĀ
āwdym?! you were staring at my classmate the entire time!ā
āwhat was i supposed to do when its what your body felt like doing?!?!?ā
...
w hAt
āwhatācha screamin at the cat for, y/n?ā
ATSUMU JUST ENTERED THE SCENE AS IF HE WAS INVITED AND PICKED THE CAT UP TRYING TO PROTECT IT AS IF WHAT HE WAS DOING WAS SO HELPFUL
āiām not y/nā
NOW YOUR HOUSECAT JUST ADDED MORE GAS IN THE FLAME
āiām y/nās pet cat, that cat is y/n we switched bodies bc y/n has been neglected by her parents ever since i was taken for adoption... y/n has a crush on you so i just reacted the way her body wanted to react around you so iām sorry i made you uncomfortableā
you couldnāt take the embarrassment anymore and jumped from Tsumuās hands and ran your way to your house as fast as you can
you thought abt how stupid that was and how stupid you looked in front of him,, like pointing at a cat saying that thats the real you like who in the heavenās name would believe bs like that
you were beyond embarrassed that you just want to sink into the ground and just disappear from life rn and never see Atsumu again,,, anyone is fine but Atsumu pls for the love of god
āwell ofc its a narrower placeā
didnāt you say anyone but Atsumu is fine pls for the love of god
āget outta there, i got yer maskā
he placed a mask beside you, so you chomped on that mask and pulled it out of the bush with you,, you see him there crouching down to your smol height, watching you in concern
you try to take off your mask yourself but it isnt working, you try to push your head to make your actual mask stick to your head but it isnāt working. nothing is working so you started crying in meow
now tsumu is just confused there and asked if he can comfort you,,, you glared at him like he was stupidĀ
āyer still a girl yknow, i gotta ask for consentā
how sweet š„ŗ
he started talking abt how he and ur housecat tried to talk it out with the creepy cat to get ur normal life back bc apparently you never wished for a deal with him even tho u desperately hated ur life at home, all in all spirit cat is a big ass scam,Ā while he was unknowingly scratching the top of your head again but moving on
also that your housecat wanted to apologize to you bc she didnt want to take your life away from u, and that she never meant to hurt your feelingsĀ while running his hand down to your back and forgetting that you arenāt a real cat but again moving on
āis, is it true tho?ā
?
āya like me?ā
dumass rly asked that while ur a cat lolĀ
āitās a meow for meā
smoke escaped your nostrils like a bull, the stupid spirit cat was playin games withcha since he ady got exposed for his scams >:O
āya just spokeā
you left Atsumu there with the mask between your teeths, dragging yourself back home, expecting to probably go back to normal once you wake up,,, but you have your mask back now hm
ādonātcha want sum help?ā
k ykno heās annoying when he wants to be but he literally had no reason to be annoying know i mean pls
āsure i like u it doesnāt m-ā
youāre back to normal
āmatterā
but wearing what you wore when you went to bed last night, in pajamas with no footwear, on the cold asphalt ground, blushing like a fool out of even more embarrassment, cursing at the spirit cat sum more from the back of your mind
that cat had no right to play match-maker after all that, even if he knew that Atsumu will naturally bring you hope since its night and give you a piggy-back ride since you had no slip-ons, asking for consent as well mind you
no right at all
stay tuned for more!
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You both like friends.
You: heyo
Stranger: hey
You: wanna hear a really cool song?
Stranger: sure
You: hold up
You: name or link?
Stranger: name
You: okay
You: young the giant mind over matter
Stranger: okay hold up
You: take your time
Stranger: Damm he is getting into it
You: Yea right? ahah
Stranger: Yeah lmao
Stranger: lmk im prolly gonna regret this but let me use my best pick up line on youš
Stranger: lmao
You: Go ahead š
Stranger: nah nvm I'm bouta say some dumb shit
You: I don't mind š
Stranger: wtf nah that shit is cheesy asf
Stranger: like cheesy cheesy
You: Cmon
You: I mean, it's up to u
Stranger: fuck im really gonna regret this alot
Stranger: okay okay game face on
You: š
You: you don't even know me, why would u regret it? ahahah
Stranger: Damm you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Stranger: bc it me I regret alot of things and now I'm regretting this shit rn
Stranger: fuck why do I gotta be so dumb
You: 20 letters of the alphabet? why?š
Stranger: oh shit I'm dumb there's 26 letters how can I forget about u,r,a,q,t
You: AHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: See that shit is cheesy
You: I was gonna ask "what about the other 6?"
Stranger: Lmao found the other 6
Stranger: wait there is 27 u can get the d lateršššššššššššššššššš
Stranger: okay imma prolly go kill myself now
You: that's it? šššš
Stranger: I'm so so sorry u have to hear my dumbass
You: AHAHAHAHAHAH
You: You're freaking hilarious
Stranger: I hate my self now
Stranger: I'm so cheesy wtf
You: AHAHAHA
You: Stooop
Stranger: I'm never listening to tik tok ever againšš
You: AHAHAHA TIK TOK REALLY? š
You: I'm dying
Stranger: Okay no what I'm boerd and that app is okay
Stranger: and no o don't post i just scroll through
Stranger: i
You: Yea dw, I do the sameš
Stranger: Lmao im still so sorry u had to hear that
Stranger: Yo boi is running on like 2 brain cells rn
You: hey, shut up, it was cool š I mean, you're funny
You: ahahahahahhaha
Stranger: funny who tf is funny everyone keeps on talking about funny but I still don't know who that mf is
Stranger: I wanna meet that dude he is obviously famous
Stranger: or her I don't really know yet
You: Who's obviously famous?
Stranger: that guy named funny
You: and well, it's funny just because it's not funny
You: AHAHHAHAHA OH MY GAWD
Stranger: yk its funny bc im dumb
Stranger: told you those 2 brain cells are kicking in
You: well, at least that made me laugh so..
Stranger: Fuck yeahhhhhhh
Stranger: look mom i did something finally
You: AHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: oh wait she is gone
You: Would she be proud?
You: ooooh
Stranger: She went to the grocery store 2 hours ago
Stranger: so we will find out when she gets back
Stranger: she will prolly still hate me but yk what thays cool
Stranger: thats
You: what mother doesn't hate her kid, right?
You: you're not alone trust me ahahaha
Stranger: Haha facts tho
You: what's ur name btw? lmao
Stranger: yk she told me that I was a mistake and yk what I'm not I won that race me I won
Stranger: all those other kids aren't here are they they are the mistakes
You: Wait, seriously?
You: I was kidding but maybe i was a mistake as well
Stranger: yes I won something and ik thats hard to belive but I did I did not get a trophy when I should have
You: ahahahhahahahahahah You won that race, you did it!
Stranger: wait they did give me trophy
You: I don't think so
Stranger: ur my trophy so I can finally show my trophy off okay that was bad I promise that was the last one
Stranger: Omg I'm going to hell
Stranger: why do I think of this shit
You: I wasn't expecting but šššš
Stranger: that sounded so much better in my head then I typed it out I was like wtf are you doing like are you fr fr bouta send that
You: You're fine šš
Stranger: Okay I give you promise to shoot me if you would like
Stranger: I get i totally get it
Stranger: promision holly fuck my phone won't let me type
Stranger: Your like wtf he is dumb he obviously did not pass the second grade
Stranger: well jokes on you I am in the second grade
You: I'm dying actually, you're stupidly funnyšššš
You: Are u always like that?
Stranger: sadly yes do I want to be no
Stranger: God was like lets make this kid dumb asf and say cheesy things to ppl
Stranger: and I'm good at it
You: at least you're good at something, isn't awesome?ššš
Stranger: obviously did you not read my pickup line like bro master piece
You: you know, you seem like that kinda person who gets embarrassed easily š
Stranger: Like God told me to use that pickup line on everyone so i did the only person that did not seem to care or even talk to me was the light poll outside my house
Stranger: Idk imma get it to talk to me one day
You: the light poll outside your house š
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I've been trying for years can't seem to crack it yet
Stranger: I'm telling u one day its going to talk to me
You: I don't think u should do this but if u need me i'm downš
Stranger: for what
Stranger: I should not do what
Stranger: oh shit
You: hey hey hey liste
You: listen*
Stranger: Okay im listening
Stranger: all I hear is music omg are u connect to my speaker
Stranger: Connected
You: ok so my family's calling me to lunch...i really gotta go, but can u keep in touch?
You: AHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: yes
You: yes!
You: what do u have?
You: idk even ur name
You: i'm sarah by the way
Stranger: Um Noah and snapchat insta Facebook venmo
Stranger: PayPal
Stranger: uber eats
Stranger: Yeah
You: ahahahhahaahahah
Stranger: I can text you on any of those
You: oh uber eats? really? i didn't now that
Stranger: yeah im ceo so I get all the secret stuff
You: ooooh you're ceo damn
You: anyway š
You: I do have insta & snap so..
Stranger: yeah did you know u can order food on there
Stranger: Lets do snapchat
You: yeah ofc i know that
You: ahahahhahaha
Stranger: oh you did
You: okay so it's scarval
You: ooops
You: scarvalhando
You: ***
Stranger: Boom added off uber eats
You: can we order food someday?
You: it would be awesome
Stranger: yes
You: okay noah
You: what's ur insta btw? i could follow u there as well
Stranger: I forgot I told u my name i was like omg I told a hacker my cheesy pick up line
Stranger: I'm fucked
You: ššššš
You: Yeah omg i'm a hacker
You: I wish i were tho
Stranger: Oh shit please don't go through my history unless u want to see alot of cars like alot alot of cars
Stranger: And when u scroll down far enough you will see how to talk to a light poll
You: obsession with cars?šš
You: ooooh yeah okay
You: it seems nice, i mean, talking to a light poll, isn't?
Stranger: um a littleš
Stranger: idk it has not talked back yet
Stranger: I think its shy
You: oof that hurts š
You: okay okay okay
Stranger: I don't know find out on next weeks episode of dose it talk
You: ššššš
Stranger: featuring little turtule and big fish rick
You: I'm gonna watch this
You: š
You: see ya on snap then?
Stranger: its gonna be lit and okay
You: i gotta gotta gotta gotta go
Stranger: by Sarah thank you for letting me use my cheesy pick up line on you
Stranger: bye
You: Anytime!!! š
Stranger: and u will hear more from my dumbass
Stranger: oh and ill lyk what my mom thinks
You: I hope š
You: okay i'll be waiting
You: Cya
Stranger: Okay byeeee
You: byeee
You: skip
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loving you is my gift tonight
missgoneril : thereās so much going on in that pic i donāt even know where to start
fearthedeer : you gotta be more specific. is it dima? his parents in a two-person sweater?? the piglet in a fluffy hat they put on the armchair???
missgoneril : i
missgoneril : the holy kingdom of faerghus has actually been on crack this whole time, in this essay i will -
or, some good old-fashioned holidays fluff ft. dimiclaudeĀ in modern fodlan.
READ ON AO3.
The envelope arrives a week or so before Saint Cicholās Day. Itās made of creamy, off-white paper and sealed with an actual wax seal bearing the griffin knight of Faerghus, because royals apparently have to be extra even with something as mundane as sending holiday cards.
Itās actually addressed to Claudeās mother ( President Juliette von Riegan, the envelope reads in elegant, swirling script), but as First Son of the Leicester Alliance, Claude considers himself plenty qualified to snatch it up from the pile of holidays-related mail and whisk it off to his room.
He flops down onto his bed before breaking open the seal. The card inside is just as fancy as the exterior, done up in dark blue and silver highlights, and itās the funniest thing Claudeās seen all week.
Now, the Faerghan royal family has been sending Saint Cicholās cards to the von Riegans since the beginning of his motherās presidency, so this is nothing out of the ordinary. It also doesnāt say anything special, besides Merry Saint Cicholās day & best wishes from House Blaiddyd in embossed letters.
What is new, however, is that this time, it doesnāt have Ā one of the Blaiddydsā formal state portraits front and center. Sure enough, King Lambert and Queen Patricia are posing, flashing toothpaste-ad-worthy smiles at the camera, but there the resemblance comes to a brutal stop.
The photo features Dimitri, clad in possibly the gaudiest holiday sweater Claudeās ever seen. As per ugly sweater tradition, it sports an unholy amount of red and green, but nothing can dethrone the roaring lionās head emblazoned over Dimitriās torso, myriads of multicolored lights haphazardly sewn into its mane.
And he still manages to look like Prince Charming straight out of a collectorās edition of FĆ³dlanās Fables, because Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd is unfairly photogenic like that.
Seiros, life is unfair. Or maybe it isn't, because itās given him a boyfriend who miraculously still looks good while looking like heās been hit and run over by a garlands-filled truck.
Because heās the most loyal best friend anyone could ask for, Claude sits up, holds the card to the lamp on his bedside table, snaps a picture and sends it to Hilda. Her reply is almost instantaneous.
missgoneril : thereās so much going on in that pic i donāt even know where to start
fearthedeer : you gotta be more specific. is it dima? his parents in a two-person sweater?? the piglet in a fluffy hat they put on the armchair???
missgoneril : i
missgoneril : the holy kingdom of faerghus has actually been on crack this whole time, in this essay i will -
fearthedeer : LMAO
fearthedeer : fr tho i think itās sweet
missgoneril : you have them rose-tinted glasses ON i see
fearthedeer : bold words coming from miss hilda ādo you think dimitriās hot blonde bodyguard will text me back?ā goneril
You can no longer send direct messages to this person.
Claude snorts and taps out of the conversation. Not a week goes by that Hilda doesnāt block him at least once. Whatever the reason - from posting their kindergarten playdates pictures on the Golden Deer group chat to that time he jokingly hit on her brother -, she always ends up unblocking him within the hour.
In the meantime, thereās someone else he wants to talk to. Claude flips to the second topmost conversation on his phone, lays back and starts typing.
fearthedeer : on ur way to light up all of fhirdiad by urself i see
hrhdima : I take it youāve received our holidays well-wishes.
fearthedeer : itās the BEST how did you not tell me about this before
hrhdima : Mother and Father wanted a āfunā photo to go with our usual ones. I didnāt know they would actually use it for anything official.
fearthedeer : give whoever made that decision a raise bc they just made my entire week
hrhdima : You donāt think itās silly?
fearthedeer : well.
fearthedeer : yes i do
fearthedeer : itās definitely dorky
fearthedeer : but since it has you in it itās dorky cute
fearthedeer : why are u not saying anything
fearthedeer : i told u u gotta learn to accept a compliment!!
hrhdima : Thank you, my dear. I had to take a few moments to compose myself.
fearthedeer : SEIROS
fearthedeer : HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING ADORABLE š
hrhdima : š³š³
fearthedeer : if i were here you BET iād be kissing your cheeks
fearthedeer : but alas, the dayās just started for ur local first son
hrhdima : Whatās the first thing on the list?
fearthedeer : visiting a kidsā hospital iām pretty sure! hilda and i have some Clownery planned so i sure hope theyāll laugh
hrhdima : Iām sure they will. If you end up filming, Iād love to see it.
fearthedeer : eager to see me embarrass myself huh
hrhdima : Claude! Of course not!
fearthedeer : flames, i was kidding!! of course iāll send u the vid!
hrhdima : Oh.
hrhdima : Good luck with...the clownery?
fearthedeer : thanks, good luck with what you have to do too <3
hrhdima : Thank you. Speaking of which, can I call you later? Ingridās banging down my door about the holidays address right now.
fearthedeer : sure!! have fun at rehearsal, romance that sweet sweet mic for me šš
hrhdima : Claude, please.
fearthedeer : u love me
hrhdima : I do.
hrhdima : I wish we could see each other more, especially at this time of the year. I miss you a great deal.
fearthedeer : wtf you canāt just say stuff like that
hrhdima : Weāre quite literally dating.
fearthedeer : STILL
fearthedeer : anyway donāt you worry your pretty royal head over it
fearthedeer : itās time for a secret scheme >:)
hrhdima : Claude. What does this mean.
fearthedeer : ;)
hrhdima has sent a vocal message.
Hi Claude, this is Ingrid. Sorry for interrupting you guys, but Dimitri has an address to practice, so I had to take his phone away for the time being. Will give it back when heās done. Say hello to Hilda for me!
fearthedeer : dedue wouldnāt do this to me
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missgoneril : SWEET BABY SEIROS SHE SAID WHAT
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ā...And with that, my dear citizens, all that's left for me to do is wish you a Merry Saint Cichol's day. Hold your loved ones close, so that they might share the holidays' cheers with you. I know I will.ā
Dimitri flashes the camera another bright smile before the operator signals to him that they're done filming. From the treshold, Sylvain gives him a thumbs-up, and Dedue an approving nod. Only then does Dimitri allow himself to relax, shoulders slumping ever so slightly.
It isn't the address that bothers him, nor the ever-present fear of slipping up in front of millions of Faerghus citizens on live television. He's been groomed in protocol for public appearances, virtual or not, since he was old enough to walk. No, it's the creeping realization that, year after year, he gives a little more time to the people, and keeps a little less to himself.
It's selfish, which is precisely why Dimitri's only vaguely mentioned it even to his closest friends. They'd whisk him off to some holiday destination at the speed of light if he asked, he knows, but it doesn't feel right to shirk his duties ā even though Sylvain wouldn't call it shirking, only giving himself a well-deserved break.
After a few minutes of idle chatter with the camera crew - Dimitri's made it a habit to try and get to know everyone he works with, to the point he can now ask after some of the operators' children by name -, he finally steps out of the royal office requisitioned for the occasion. When he idly checks his phone, the screen flashes with half a dozen notifications : a picture of Felix and Ingrid on St Cichol's shopping (presumably for Glenn), some last minute recommendations from both his father and Duke Fraldarius, andā¦
fearthedeer : hey hey hey
fearthedeer : dima
fearthedeer : u should go get some fresh air š
fearthedeer : (front gate. hurry!!!)
fearthedeer : i see u typing. why donāt u walk faster instead
Dimitri picks up the pace, until heās almost flying past the castleās front gates and into the main courtyard. At first, nothing seems more out of the ordinary : the gatekeepers even shoot him perplexed looks as their crown prince stares out, half disheveled, at the snow-covered cobblestones.
Then a nondescript black cab pulls up, somehow unbothered by security checks, and everything suddenly pieces itself together.
Dimitriās down the staircase before anyone can stop him, right as the cabās door open and a silhouette clad in a vibrant yellow sweater steps out. Claudeās barely finished handing the driver a tip when Dimitri comes to a brutal stop just a few steps from him, heart beating wildly against his ribcage.
They exchange pictures pretty much everyday, but thereās an inherent brilliance to Claude a screen canāt capture. Itās something, Dimitri thinks, in the way his smile blooms first over his lips then reaches all the way to his eyes. Every time, itās like watching the sun rise.
Claude opens his arms. Wordlessly, Dimitri lets himself be drawn into his embrace, curls around him and breathes in the fresh scent of pine needles.
Eventually, he finds it in himself to step back. His hands stay firmly planted on Claudeās shoulders, grounding himself in the otherās presence. āIt really is you.ā
Claude grins and tips an imaginary hat at him. āThe one and only.ā
āFlames, Iāā Dimitri takes a deep breath in an attempt to compose himself. āHow...when did you get here?ā
āOn a plane this morning. And before you ask, it wasn't on taxpayers' money,ā Claude quips.
āDonāt get me wrong, Iām delighted to see you, but why now?ā Dimitriās brain frantically cycles through their relationship milestones. Their anniversaryās in early summer, and Claudeās birthday isnāt for another few months, andāÆ
Claude gently takes his face into his hands, tiptoeing a little to rest their foreheads together, and Dimitriās mind comes to a standstill.
āHey, calm down, okay? Youāre overthinking everything again.ā Claude pauses, breathes in, breathes out. āWould you believe me if I said Iām a little late for your birthday?ā
Oh. Itās true. His birthday, a national holiday. How did it slip his mind again?
As if able to read his mind, Claude chuckles. āReally, I just wanted to see you again. In person. I already meant it to be a Saint Cicholās surprise, and our texts the other day were just...additional motivation, if you will.ā
āYouāre amazing,ā Dimitri says, as earnest as heās ever been. This time, itās Claudeās turn to blush, a rosy flush creeping up his neck and onto his cheeks. It offers a nice contrast to the paleness of the snowflakes that have started accumulating in his hair, dusting his dark curls with white.
It occurs to Dimitri that perhaps they should have had this conversation inside.
āCome,ā he tells Claude, slinging an arm around his boyfriendās shoulders to steer him back towards the castleās warmth. āYou must be freezing.ā
Claude snorts and tucks his chin down into the collar of his coat. āOnly because your country considers negative temperature to be mild weather.ā
āItās only starting to get chilly, reallyāÆā Dimitri cuts himself off when Claude shoots him a half-exasperated, half-fond look.
Before he can fumble himself into another clumsy explanation, Claude tugs him down by the lapels of his jacket and presses a kiss to his lips. It courses through him like lightning, all the way down to the tips of his toes, and it lingers even after Claude pulls away.
āWell, youāre here to keep me warm, arenāt you? Lead the way.ā
Like this, his love is bright and lovely, the great hallās flickering hearth painting him in broad strokes of honey and gold.
Dimitri takes Claudeās hand, and follows.
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ok yall ive never made a sideblog before so this may go rough but ! u kno what 2019 is about us facing our fears ok. in other news this is my new Child callia ( um hi iām cali tyās mun if u didnt know ) . i was gonna write out a whole gr8 intro but honestly got lazy lmfao whats new ?? under the cut is the usual, wanted plots and stats and whateva ok xoxo
BASICS !
name:Ā callia ( beautiful voice ) bianca ( after her mother ) donatella ( after donatella versace ) watkins ( welsh surname )
nicknames: calli, cal
age: twenty three
birthday: november 3 1995Ā
zodiac: scorpio
hometown: melbourne, australia
occupation:Ā head engineer at a green tech companyĀ
hobbies: working out, partying, watching jeopardy, drawing, reading, trying new foods, going for walks in central park
family: emil watkins ( iron ore mining magnate ) , bianca watkins ( socialite )Ā
style inspo: kendall jenner, elsa hosk, rachel green, 90ā²s drew barrymore, bella hadid
muse inspo: donna pinciotti, monica geller, tai frasier, mylene cruz, fallon carrington ( career wise )
HISTORY !
ok so if yall havenāt seen the show yummy mummies on netflix gd thats my new addiction / guilty pleasure o shit that showās hilarious. calliaās family is fully based on carlos and maria ( mariaās this random selfish bitch whoās obsESSED w versace and herself like go watch fr ) so callia grew up wearing only designer, mostly versace and burberry clothing. she didnt rly care when she was a small child but as she started growing up she started like ?? getting shit on by her other for being a regular child & wanting to play when her mom just wanted her to be decor essentially
had a pretty lonely childhood tbh spent most her time with her terror of a mother bc she wasnāt rly allowed to go hang out w other kids & was never involved in school activities. like essentially she only went to whatever prissy academy so her mom could show off her new car or her daughterās outfits & brag to other moms lmfao
tbh didnāt give a shit about the brands and labels despite their house being covered in head to toe versace everythING she was more interested in sports and actuaL hobbies ?? so she wanted to play sports but wasnāt allowed bc goD FORBID she get a bruise or smth on her perfect skin. so she just started working out on her own in their home gym and found it was a rly good escape from her fam
another method of escape her motherās grip was by delving into her studies. she was always top of her class and worked so dang hard ( but like also could afford the best tutors and education lmfao) so sis basically could get accepted wherever she wanted to go for post secondary
eventually she was able to convince her parents to let her study abroad for a year in nyc going to stay w her cousin #jessegrove where she was ! finally ! able to escape the clutches of her awful mother and her pushover disconnected father. she told her mother she was going to use the year as research for a career in modeling or fashion or smth bc she knew itād cater to her moms interests but rly she just needed to get tf out of melbourne and live a normal life
sheās lived in nyc ever since ( since she was 18 - sheās 23 now ) and wanted nothing to do with the expensive brand names sheād grown to despise. so she found herself a condo ( def spent millions on it bc god forbid bianca watkinsā daughter living in anything under 5mil) but didnāt want it to be anything crazy bc she was so over that lifestyle so its def luxurious but very basic and minimal compared to what she grew up with
got into columbiaās earth and environmental engineering program bc she figured she ought to do something good with her smarts and her parentās money so she went to school to get a degree & got a sweet job at a green tech company where she basically gets to do whatever tf she wants bc sheās the head engineer & makes fat stacksĀ
PERSONALITY !
during the week goOD luck convincing cal to leave the office like she basically lives there but she loves it ??? or shes at home doing facemasks and binging on reality tv like weekday vs weekend shes a completely diff person
weekends like......u better watch out. having grown up so isolated and sheltered callia has come to LOVE the nyc nightlife scene like she will get blackout one night and be ready to get drunk at brunch the next. shes not usually the life of the party moreso bc she enjoys just being a shit disturber and finds it fun lmfao
experiences maJOR fomo
she rly tries to be nice to everyone stemming from a deep need to have friends and be liked lmfao and is overall v approachable and friendly
can come across as fake tho bc she tries to be so nice she wonāt disagree w people unelss theyāre waY off from her own ideas
is v politically engaged & cares alot abt the environment so sheās vegan, walks most places, will 10/10 give a ted talk if anyone asks more deeply abt her job
honestly she wears mostly like simple clothing. like she just buys what she likes, whether its at h&m or at prada she has a distaste for exclusively brand wardrobes. def mostly walks around in high top converse and leviās jeansĀ
WANTED PLOTS !
roommates ! the apartment linked above has 4 bedrooms so iād loVE for 3 lil old roomates :ā)Ā
hook ups / fwbs ! all that pent up stress has to come out somewhere lmfao shes tryna get laid at every turn so imma need a bunch of hook up plots ok no specific gender ( unlimited )
best friend ! the mary kate to her ashley, this person understands her inside and out & tbh knows her better than she knows herself. def knows about her crazy mother & can put up w the rants ( open )
friends from college ! they prob have wild stories abt college parties & have seen one anohter at their worst. preferably someone who went to columbia also ( open )
mutual dislike ! they think calliaās annoying and preachy, she thinks theyāre rude and devilās spawn bc theyāre not as passionate abt environmental issues ( open )
exes ( she ghosted on them ) ! pls ok pls i need many !!!! calās so willing to adapt her personality to fit w whoever sheās with so she prob would be rly lovey dovey and make it seem like they were perfect for each other and meant to be but she low key lied abt everything, her family, her background, her feelings for them, etc. she prob thought they were ok but wasnāt rly into them besides for sex. so eventually she just got so invested in her work she ghosted on them ! i imagine them dating for a while too like maybe a year & they never met her family or rly got to know her bc she was hella guarded ( open ! )
exes ( on good terms ) ! they dated when she was new to nyc - she was like oooh an american they were like ooh an australian & tbh their sex life was gr8 but they didnāt rly have much going except for that so they called it off. theyāre still friends & sometimes laugh abt the relationship ( open ! )
current fling ! theyāre hanging out , might be moving towards exclusivity but arenāt there yet, its casual ( open ! )Ā
sibling like relationship ! she never had siblings so she always felt like that aspect was missing from her life. she prob treats them like a sibling, asking if theyāve eaten and keeping up to date on their life. she cares alot & has good intentions but can sometimes be seen as over protective and pushy ( open ! )
ok yall im tired of writing this shit props to yall who do like literal essays, bullet points are even too much for me. LIKE THIS n ill slide into yo dms ok thanks for coming to my ted talk
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