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Holiday special

Word count: Idk a lot (a/n): Someone come save me I’m tired this took my soul away this is also unedited because I’m to tired for that

Percy:

-This boy LOVES Christmas

-He get's into the feeling like right after thanksgiving

-Decorates his cabin like there's no tomorrow

-But he wont spend Christmas eve or day at camp, he's with his family

-He also goes to his family's house to help decorate

-Snowball fights? you will not BELIVE how excited he gets for them

-He loves hot chocolate and demands his has marshmallows in it

-be careful if you guys make cookies together he WILL eat the batter

-"Percy stop you could get sick!"

- "but it's so good!"

-"IT HAS RAW EGGS"

-he wears Christmas sweaters and Santa hats

-He invites you to come to his mom's house for Christmas

-On Christmas day itself he's supper excited but from how he was acting you'd think he was an actual responsible adult

-but really he just really wanted to make it special for Estelle so he was just being giddy on the inside

-He gets you something that would remind him of you

-Something he finds beautiful

~~~Scenario~~~ (lowkey feel like I wrote him out of character I'm really sorry)

The sounds of soft snores filled your ears as you woke up. The sun reflecting off the bright snow seemed to magnify the sun's rays. You turned over to see your boyfriend, Percy, sound asleep with a little bit of drool sliding past his lip. You giggled as you took the blue blanket and wiped it away causing him to stir a little.

"Percy, It's time to get up" you nudged him lightly trying to wake him. He groaned pulling the cover up more. You rolled your eyes before an idea came to mind "Percy wake up it's Christmas."

The gears in Percy's head seemed to move for a second before his eye's popped open "OH MY GOD'S IT'S CHRISTMAS!" He popped up from his position. You smiled before leaning over and kissing him on his cheek "yeah it is, now you might want to put a shirt on before-" your sentence was cut of as Percy looked at the window.

"Oh my God's (y/n) look it snowed!" he got up from the bed and excitedly went to the window pretty much vibrating from excitement. He looked like a little kid, his eyes shining bright and a giddy smile on his face "I know Perce" you laughed as he pouted at your comment "As I was saying you might want to put on a shirt before Estelle comes in."

Percy laughed and threw on a sweatshirt before climbing back into bed with you "what are you doing?" He looked at you and smiled "pretended you're asleep she'll want to have woken us up." He kissed your head and laid back down.

Percy was, of course, right. Moments later you heard two little feet barreling down the hallway and tiny squeals of excitement. The door opened and a little girl hopped onto the bed trying to wake the two of you up "GET UP GET UP GET UP!!!"

Estelle shook the two of 'awake' and you yawned "good morning Estelle. What can we do for you." You smiled at her as the little girl squealed with excitement. "It's Christmas! Mama and Papa said we couldn't open present's till you two woke up! Percy Percy get up!"

Estelle dragged the two of you out of bed into the living room where Sally and Paul had hot coco waiting. You sat on Percy's lap as you watched as Estelle rip open her presents, along with handing everyone there's "here Percy this is yours and this one's yours (y/n)!"

Percy smiled at her and ripped open the present, quickly, ones he saw what it was his eyes brightened as another big grin decorated his face.

After opening all the presents up Paul, Sally and Estelle went down the hall for a few minutes so Estelle could give a present to her friend.

Percy pulled you into his room and got something from inside his cabinet. He handed you a small box rapped in blue rapping paper. "I know I already got you a present but I went out swimming a while ago and found this and I thought of you" he rubbed the back of his neck as he blushed.

You smiled and kissed him on the cheek before opening the present. You pulled out a necklace that looked similar to your camp necklace except it had a single pearl on it. You smiled and wrapped your arm's around him, pressing your lips to his, you were met with the slightly salty taste of his lips. He smiled into the kiss as he pulled away for a second "so you like it?" he asked looking at you.

"I love it thank you Perce"

"Merry Christmas (Y/n)"

"Merry Christmas Percy"

Jason:

-Again he hasn't had a 'real' Christmas in a while

-Mr. Series Roman Praetor has watched over people for Christmas making sure no one get's to out of hand

-My boy hasn't gotten to have fun for so long

-So when you're like

-"TIME FOR FUN CHRISTMAS"

-He's trying hard! But that series 'gotten make sure things are running smooth' skin is hard to get out

- "Don't drink to much eggnog it has raw eggs you could get sick. Don't have more than a cup please"

- "FIGHT ME"

-I'm kinda kidding but he is kinda stiff about it all

-Sidenote: Someone *cough* Leo *cough* placed a mistletoe above his desk and put a stapler next to him so he was under the mistletoe with a stapler

- "You think you're so funny huh?"

- "Pretty much yeah"

- "It was pretty funny though"

- "(Y/N)!"

-I have said that I think he has a secret sweet tooth

-He drinks his hot coco super sweet

-No one can know though

-Except you maybe

-He decorates a tree with you

-straight up gets tangled in the lights while you guys are decorating

-Send some help for our very own blond super man

-He'll also probably get you something he had found during a quest

~~~Scenario~~~

You placed two steaming mugs of hot Chocolate on a side table. They looked quite nice, if you say so yourself, you had added chocolate shavings atop the whip cream and crushed up peppermint canes.

Looking up you were met with electric blue eyes looking at you intently, holding a Santa hat in his scarred callused hands.

"Do I really have to wear this?" He asked holding out the bright red hat. "Yes of course you do! We're decorating!"

He looked down at you again. "Okay okay I'll wear the hat sweetie but why the entire cabin? We already have a tree do you think decorating the whole cabin is.... excessive?" You rolled your eyes at him "I don't expect you have had that many fun Christmases because you're so,,, Roman so you have to do it! I didn't make the rules bub!"

You skipped over to him kissing him on the cheek than going over to the box of decorations you forced him to fly to camp half-blood. You also got him to carry a Christmas tree that you got from the Stoles, though they didn't tell you were they got it from.

You opened up the box and pulled out a few blankets and pillows.

"What are those for?" Jason stood behind you taking sips from his hot coco watching you. "Decoration! What do you think we're doing here right now?" You threw the pillows and blankets onto the couch

Jason rolled his eyes, walking up to you "I already have pillows and blankets but whatever." He said, his voice held a teasing tone, he knew what he was doing.

You glared at him "I will take away your hot chocolate and not make anymore." You pointed a finger out, trying to prove your point. Jason's eyes widened before he placed his mug on the coffee table and swiftly walked over to you.

"Alright so what do you need?"

"Just take these." You handed him some fake acorns and stuff, pointing at a wall "Place them like over there."

Jason took them into his hands and began working. About thirty minutes in he tapped you on the shoulder. "What about the tree?" You looked over at him "Oh yeah we do that last just give me a sec and you can start detangling the lights." You pointed at the box that had the Christmas lights.

Jason nodded and walked over to the box, pulling out a giant clump of lights. He looked at it, a bit concerned wondering how he would be able to detangle it all.

~~~time skip~~~

Jason ended up being right, he couldn't untangle them. Every time he thought he had gotten another tangle out it led to another, then when he thought to follow a single cored it was stuck in other cords. This is all to say that in thirty minutes Jason managed to tangle himself in the lights, yet he still didn't ask for help or even call out for you.

He didn't want you laughing at him so he decided he would get himself out. Which also didn't end up well because he fell with a loud thud.

You had went outside to hang a few more lights and decorations on the porch when you head it, a loud thud followed by a groan of pain. You hurried inside to see the son of Zeus himself, Praetor of New Rome, Hero of Camp Jupiter, laying on the floor tangled in Christmas lights.

"It's not funny!" He yelled when he had heard your giggling. This only turned your light giggling into full on laughter you clutched your stomach in pain as you laughed.

"It's so funny! How did you even manage to do that?" He looked up at you "Can you please help me?" You bent down to his level "of course on one condiction"

"Yes anything!"

"Let me take a picture."

Leo:

-Burns the coco because he's impatient

-He also puts candy canes into his hot coco

-Along with like 3 hand fulls of marshmallows and like a giant whip cream mountain

-He also lowkey doesn't like eggnog

- "It tastes like sweet eggs!"

-You can bet your ass he is going to force you to wear matching PJ's on Christmas eve

-While setting up the tree he get's very frustrated with the lights

-"THIS IS SO DUMB I'LL BUILD MY OWN LIGHTS!"

-He does end up doing that and they look very cool

-May or may not end up breaking some of the ornaments

-"What was that?"

- *Sweeping away a broken ornament* "Nothing babe!"

-He makes all his presents himself

-Like 2 months before he's haled ass up in bunker 9 making presents

-At some point he made a Christmas robot

-It's called that but it's main purpose is to peg snowballs at people

-He does bring a Christmas tree inside the bunker but forgets to water it then it catches on fire because it's dried out

-He will also pull mistletoe out at random time's claiming you have to kiss now

- "You just pulled that out of your tool belt. We're not even near ceiling"

- "Hmm? What? I don't know what you're talking about. But time for kiss! Who are we to break tradition?"

-You force him to dress up as an elf and give presents to kids

- "Why not Santa!? I'm making the toys!"

- "You're to short to be Santa plus your pointed ears!"

-He builds you something is that even a question

-It's a charm bracelet with a few different charms, one of them actually is magic and will pull out a shield

~~~~Scenario~~~~~

You were stood outside bunker 9 on Christmas morning waiting for Leo to change. You shivered as a cold wind felt like it pierced your skin, both Leo and yourself had gotten up earlier then you normally would have but you two wanted to have your own thing before joining the rest of the camp.

You breathed out, a puff of smoke leaving your lips, as you turned around and banged on the door. "Leo come on! We're gonna be late and we still have to drag the presents to the bonfire!" you yelled through the metal. "This is ridiculous! Why am I dressed as an elf! I made the presents! This is humiliating!" His voice sounded whiny, you could practically hear him pouting.

"Come on Leo think about the children! They'll be so happy!" You heard a reluctant sigh leave him before the iron door opened reveling Leo in an adorable elf outfit.

"I feel ridicules." As he walked towards you the bells on his shoes jingled, making you burst out laughing. "Oh you have got to let me take a picture!" You grabbed Leo by the hand and pulled him towards the slay he had built. "Alright Mr. Elf let's go!"

"Don't call me that!" His whiney complains were only halted as you pecked his cheek quickly. "Now if you want more then let's go!" Leo's eyes widened, he grabbed the leads and rushed towards the bonfire.

~~Time skip. Like only 5 minutes~~

As the slay slowed down to a stop you heard screams, you looked over your shoulder to see most of the younger camps, in their pajamas, running up to the slay with an excited look on their faces.

You looked over at Leo who had a bright smile on his face already grabbed a piece of paper with each kid's names and which toy they got. "You ready?" you whispered over to him, adjusting your hoodie. "Hades yeah I am!"

You hopped off from the slay in front of the kids, they all stopped and looked at you, pretty much vibrating from excitement. "Alright kiddys! Are you ready for your presents?" You question was only answered with shriek's of excitement and maybe one or two 'YES!'s.

"Mr. Elf has each of your presents all the way from the north pole! But you have to wait to be called on can all of you do that?" The kids again in unison nodded their heads.

Leo popped up next to you startling you a bit, a big dopy grin still decorating his face "Alright I'm looking for a Gogo?" A little girl came running up to Leo, bouncing up and down with a plush in her hand, "Here you are Gogo" Leo handed the little girl a nicely wrapped present, the girl took it before bolting to her siblings yelling out a "THANK YOU!"

One by one Leo listed off the kid's, each one yelling out a thank you, and joining their siblings. As the last kid ran away Leo looked into the present sack. "Oh what do we have here?"

You looked at him with a questioning gaze "Did you forget someone? That was the last kid so I don't think you did." You looked around to see if there was any stragglers before Leo cleared his throat.

"Well why don't we have a looksie here and...Oh...it look's like this is for a certain...(Y/f/n)." You looked over at him again. "I didn't ask for anything..." you trailed off. Before you could say anything else Leo plopped the present into your hands, kissing you on the cheek. "Merry Christmas bebita."

Nico: -"Christmas is coming up?"

-Boy doesn't even realize

-I headcanon Nico secretly has a sweet tooth so I think he would like egg nog and super sweet hot coco

-I also think he can cook so he makes cookies with you

-But he will act like it's a pain and out of his way

-"Do I really have to?"

-"If you don't want to I'll just go get Leo or someone to help me!"

-"...Pass over the flour"

-He constantly has a candy cane in his mouth

-He legit eats so many you have to take them away from him

-Putting a Santa hat will anger him but he'll wear it because he loves you

-Unless someone comments on it then he'll take it off

-He really likes cooking with you, he finds it domestic like you guys are normal, so during the Christmas season he may act reluctant but you guys make stuff together a lot

-But baby boy also kinda has a sensitive mouth so hot food burns his tongue really quickly

-That combined with him kinda being impatient...he burns his mouth a lot

-He asks you to kiss it better

-He would probably get you something he found on his travels

-Or a stygian iron dagger

~~~Scenario~~

You finished tying up your apron, looking over to see Nico hadn't even tried, just letting the apron hang off his neck while he was reading a book he had found in an old library a few weeks ago.

You groaned walking over to him "Nico!" He only hummed in response, bobbing his head and continuing to read. You looked at him for a moment before placing your hand on his shoulder "NICO!"

Nico jumped slightly, looking up from his book at you. "What?" You glared at him for a moment, he rolled his eyes and booked marked the page, placing his arms around your shoulders.

"What's up il mio tesoro*?" He grinned stupidly down at you. "Oh don't 'il mio tesoro' me Mr! You're just avoiding what we said we would bring to the party in hopes we wont go!"

Nico laughed, raising his hands up in defense "Alright alright you got me! But I still don't get why we have to go to the party!" He pouted, crossing his arms.

You walked over to the counter rolling yours eyes "One, because we said we would and Two they're your friends and my friends it would be rude not to."

Nico slowly walked towards you, a small pout on his lips. "But I just want to spend the time with you!" He nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck, his vanilla scent filled your noise. You blushed pushing him away.

"Just help me with the cookies then we can make some hot chocolate!" Nico's eyes lit up at the mention of hot coco. He placed a gentle kiss on your cheek, tying the apron and rolling up his sleeves."

Ten minutes into cooking you almost regretted trying to cook with Nico. He was great at it but he was such a control freak! "No No! It said 2 cups of chocolate chips that's to much!"

You stared at him "It doesn't matter!" He groaned pushing you out the way "here let me do it!" You watched as he carefully folded the chips into the batter, wrapping the top with plastic wrap and placing it in the fridge.

"Alright it's gonna rest like that for 2 hours, it makes everything even more delicious!" He looked over at you with bright eyes. "Time for hot coco!"

You walked over to him, kissed his forehead before pulling the milk out the fridge. "alright just measure out the amount of milk we need." He nodded grabbing two mugs and filling them then dumping them into the pot.

He stirred the milk lazily "Why isn't it going faster?" He went down to turn the heat up "Nico no! You're going to burn the milk!" He looked at your tiredly "you don't like when it get's the skin on top and neither do I so lower the heat please!"

Nico rolled his eyes, lowering the heat to the second lowest setting then staring at you "happy now?" You nodded, grapping the whipped dream out the fridge and shaking it while Nico continued to stir the milk till it steamed.

The smell of warm milk filled the room as you heard Nico pour the steaming milk into the mugs. You walked over to Nico, who was sitting on the couch you saw he had already stuck another candy cane in his mouth.

Grabbing the whipped cream bottle you made two small hills of whipped cream in each mug and waited for it to cool down. Nico, however, instantly grabbed his mug bringing it to his lips.

"Don't your gonna burn your mouth." You told him, watching him roll his eye. "No I'm not you're worrying to much."

He took a bug gulp then letting out a yelp, placing his mug down. He stuck his tongue out reveling a nasty red burn. You let out a small chuckle "see I told you!" He pouted at you "It really hurts!"

"Will you kiss it better?"

Frank: -Baby LOVES Christmas

-He takes you to canada

-He takes you to the Christmas market's and stuff

-He's also one who will get tangled in lights

-Along with that he isn't allowed to touch the breakable ornaments, like the delicate ones

-He also LOVES hot coco

-Frank makes like perfect hot coco's

-Like a nice whip cream swirl with chocolate and a few marshmallows

-It's very nice looking 10/10

-Will also make maple taffy with you in the fresh snow

-But since you have to boil the syrup he isn't allowed

- "Frank baby, can you get the snow?"

- "Oh umm y-yeah!"

- "Alright here you are Frank, don't burn yourself"

- "I wont"

-He WILL wake up early on Christmas day

-He will also force you to go outside and have a snow ball fight

-istg he's just a nervous child in a giant's body

-Frank makes SUPER good eggnog also

-He LOVES getting a hot cup of coco and cuddling up with you next to a fire

-Especially after being out in the snow

-Also this boy really likes making snowmen

-and he's so good at it to

-Like he can make snowmen and like animals out of snow

-Hard to say what he would give you

-I want to say a sweater but that's not really like boyfriendy

-SO IM GOING TO SAY MATCHING SWEATERS

-More like a hoodie you had been wanting for a while and he got himself a complimentary one so you could match (And wear his because he knows you. You're not sly)

~~~Scenario~~~(Before anyone says anything I know he lives in Vancouver which is a city but just pretended you guys went to a cabin or something lol)

The cold winter air felt like it was ripping through your skin as the coldness from the snow made it's way through your boots and mittens that Frank at bought you the other day.

You looked over to Frank who was packing down snow on the last little bear cub, completing the bear family he was making. He smiled back at you, his nose and cheeks a light pink from the cold. You trudged over to him, the snow sinking slowing you down slightly, and wrapped your arms around his middle.

"Hey Frank I'm getting pretty cold can we head in soon?" You asked looking up at him. He smiled again, nodding his head "Yup! Just let me finish with these-" He grabbed the stick he had been using to adding details to all the bears and drew on some eyes and a mouth. "and done! Alright lets go in. Want to make some hot coco and eggnog?"

You nodded, grabbing his hand and pulling him back into the house. You pulled off your mittens, boots and socks and walked into the boiler room where they could dry.

"Hey Frank can you grab some wood? I'm gonna start a fire, it's kinda cold" Frank nodded, walking into the room where the wood had been put as you began getting the ingredients for eggnog and hot chocolate.

A moment later Frank walked into living room in his arms he held a few logs of cut, dry wood. He placed them on the hearth and began to collect kindling, starting the fire. "Hey I said I would do that Franky!"

Frank took his gloves off as he walked down the stairs "It's fine! I already had the wood so It's fine"

You pushed the hot coco ingredients to the side knowing it would take less time when you felt a pair of strong arms make their away around your waist and felt someone's chin on your shoulder.

"You got cloves honey. You need nutmeg" He placed a kiss on your cheek, grabbing the cloves and placing them into the spice cabinet, pulling out nutmeg. "Is there a difference?"

"Of course there is! I don't know it but you use nutmeg in eggnog, honey, not cloves." Frank stood next to you, grabbing the carton of eggs. "Can I separate the eggs?" He asked smiling brightly, jumping up and down a little. You smiled up at him, chuckling at his childish antics "Of course you can baby!"

About 10 minutes later you had unusable egg whites with pieces of egg yoke broken into them plus an almost empty carton of eggs. Of course you could just run to the store for more eggs but you had no interest in heading outside during a storm.

"Okay Fraky baby I think maybe I should crack the eggs but you can whip them okay?" He nodded, looking down and backing away from the counter leaving you 5 eggs.

Ones you finished with the eggs you began finishing up the eggnog without any other mishaps. You placed the eggnog into the fridge to let it get cold. You turned to start making the hot coco before Frank stopped you.

"You go put on some soft pajamas I can finish making this!" You went to rebuttal but he had already pushed you into the room you were sharing to let you change. You let out a sigh and pulled on some comfortable clothes along with the hoodie Frank had gotten you.

You walked into the living room and started tending to the fire. You sat down for a moment before you felt a blanket engulf you along with the feeling of being pulled into someone's lap. You felt Frank nuzzle into your neck, smiling.

"Merry Christmas honey"

"Merry Christmas baby"

Will:

-My oh my does this boy love Christmas

-During campfire this boy will sing ALL the Christmas songs

-ALL. OF. THEM.

-He also helps decorate around the camp

-He also really likes picking out Christmas trees

-Wears what he says are "really nice looking" sweaters...because sure they are

-Will also replaces the lollipops from his candy jar with candy canes

-He will scold you if you eat to much cookie dough

-Will also force you, and a bunch of others, to take vitamins during the winter

- "I don't want you getting sick!"

-"Fine I'll take them!"

-"But remember to take them everyday because if you forget to take one day then you'll forget like three days then you'll never take-"

-Kissing him gets him to shut up don't worry

-When he makes eggnog he makes sure that the eggs are pasteurized, so there's no chance of salmonella

-Also this sneaky son of a god will take you to places that he has hung mistletoe to get kisses

-He would definitely get you a music instrument he helped customize

~~~Scenario~~~

You watched pearlescent puffs of smoke left your mouth, fading into the dark sky. You shivered as a cold wind hit, taking another sip of your hot coco.

Chiron rarely let it snow in camp, preferring to keep camp on the nicer side so everyone could train, save from the times he lit it rain. But today was a special occasion, Christmas eve.

You watched as Will stood in front of the camp, with his siblings, singing jingle bell rock a dopy grin on his face. Sure he looked a little tired, he had been working more than normal due to cold and flue season along with helping decorate camp, but over all he looked bright and happy.

You let out a cold sigh, pulling the hoodie Will had given you closer to your body. You stood up heading to the table with more hot coco, the song in the background had changed to some other song.

You were poring yourself another cup of coco when you felt a warm pair of arms around your waist, pulling you flush agents someone's chest. A small chuckle came from your lips as you put down the cup of coco, placing your arms over Wills.

"You feel cold." He placed a kiss on the nape of your neck, nuzzling there for a second before resting his chin on your shoulder. "It's cause it's cold dumb dumb" you ruffled his hair, glancing at him for a moment seeing a small pout on his lips. "You sounded good up there." You said turning around, plopping a handful of marshmallows into your drink.

"Thanks but I got a bit tired, plus I wanted to hang out with my adorable s/o, who I haven't seen all day." He placed a quick kiss on your forehead "You took your vitamins today right? I know you forget sometimes so I just wanted-" you cut him off with a kiss "yes yes mother I took my vitamins."

"Good " he smiled, lacing his fingers with yours, kissing you again "That hot chocolate is good I should get a cup" he turned around, his fingers still with between yours. "Your fingers are really cold." He looked over at you while poring a cup for himself.

"C'mon" he started pulling you towards the infirmary "Why?" He looked at you for a second before sighing and letting out a small chuckle, a smile decorating his face "We're getting you some gloves and an extra coat I left in the infirmary. C'mon"

Will walked ahead of you leading you to the infirmary. The breeze hit you like a knifes, hugging yourself to keep warm. "(Y/n) c'mon. It's really getting cold out" you looked up to see the open door to the infirmary, Will's voice calling from somewhere inside.

You stepped in, closing the door "Where are you?" you asked, dusting off the small bit of snow that you hadn't even noticed to have fallen. "In the back, hold on a sec I'm grabbing two jackets for us."

You sat on a waiting chair for a moment before Will's candy jar, filled with candy canes caught your eye. You smiled, standing up from your seat, quickly grabbing a candy cane and popping it in your mouth.

"Alrighty I got- Hey those aren't for you (n/n). You have already stolen half a jar." Will laughed as he watched you eat the candy cane. "What can I say they're delicious." You flashed him a smile, only to be crushed in a giant coat. "Don't want my sunspot getting cold now do I?"

You pulled the jacket around yourself and watched as Will do the same. He grabbed your hand pulling you out of the infirmary only to stop in the door way.

"Will what is it?" He smiled, pointing up towards a bundle of mistletoe. "Time for a kiss. It's tradition" he smiled brightly, placing his hands on your cheeks. You pouted, crossing your arms "You did that on purpose." Will laughed, pecking you all around your face "hmm maybe but are you gonna complain?

Magnus: -Boy hasn't had a real Christmas in so long

-so when you're like "CHIRSTMAS!!!"

-He's like lowkey uncomfortable

-But he does get over it

-He kinda doesn't like Christmas songs that much

-Mostly because Jack sings them 24/7 for like 2 months straight

-If he hears Jingle bells one more time he will loose it

- "JINGLE BELL-"

-"JACK I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF YOU DON'T STOP"

- "JINGLE BELL JINGLE ALL THE WAY"

-"(Y/N) PLEASE NOT YOU TOO"

-He LOVES hot coco, egg nog, cookies, pretty much any food really

-But he sucks at making them

- "I BURNT IT!"

-"YOU DON'T COOK EGGNOG!?!??!?!"

-ngl Christmas with him will be stressful but hella fun

-He SUCKS at ice skating

-Like this boy has no coordination or center of balance

-Falls every like 5 seconds

-Promise him some hot coco after

-Jack laughs at him after falling so many times

-For a present I think he'd make you matching bracelets with stuff he has collected on the hikes you guys have gone on

-He's saved a few things from each one, for the memories so he makes a bracelet out of them for you

-I'm very series when I say that he straight up cherishes the little things he has saved

~~~Scenario~~~(If you're bad at skating....Shhhh)

You looked over to Magnus to see him struggling with tying the laces of his skates. You let out a chuckle before bending down and swatting his hands away. "How do you suck at tying your laces?" Jack's voice could be heard from above you, Magnus blushed "Shut up! The strings are really long! You don't even know how to tie laces!"

You laugh in amusement, looking over to see a few people watching Magnus in bewilderment. You tapped his shoes indicating you were done and he could stand. You stood up in front of Magnus, waiting for him to join you.

He shakily got up, grabbing onto you for support. "This isn't gonna be some cheesy romance movie scene about ice skating is it?" You laughed only to be cut off my Jack "OoOoOoO If It was I could serenade you to!-"

"NO" you both stumble slightly as Magnus yelled. Rolling your eyes you pulled Magnus towards the ice, stepping on was a bit hard as he refused to let go of you but he eventually let go, replacing you with a wall. "Magnus you have to let g-"

"No way! I'm gonna fall straight on my ass if I let go!" He continued to inch further along the wall as you stood still, watching him. About 3 minute later you got bored and decided it was time to take a lap or two around the ring.

"(Y/N)! Where are you going?" Magnus looked up to see you about 10 feet away from him. You turned around in time to see him fall straight onto his chest. "I was just gonna do a lap or two. I'll be back in a minute enjoy your date with the wall." You winked at him, wiggling you fingers, before skating up ahead more.

During the two laps you did you watch Magnus fall a bunch more times, he did at least try to get off the wall a few times, before fall straight on his ass and hanging to the wall again. You sighed, skating up next to him.

"Give me your hands" He looked up at you shaking his head rapidly like a child "no way I-"

"Oh my GODS Magnus just do it I'm trying to help you!" He pouted at being yelled at for a second then put his hands in yours. You pulled him away from the wall, his legs shook as he tried to stay balanced.

"Bend your legs, yeah like that. Have your feet kinda go diagonal, no the other way" He continued to wobble a little. A few minutes later Magnus was able to stand for a little on his own, he didn't get very far, but he could do it.

"(Y/N)! (Y/N)! LOOK IM DOING IT!" He waved over at you, even though you were a few feet away, causing him to fall. He groaned, rubbing the side of his jaw. You went up to him, bending down to his level. "Oh no Maggie, my baby! Are you okay?"

He pouted again, moving to sit normally. "Maggie?" He didn't move her look at you "If you continue to sit like that your pants are gonna get wet." Magnus's eyes widened before he scrambled trying to stand up, only to fall hard on to his hands, letting out a soft whimper.

"Can we please go get hot coco now?" He stood up more cautiously, nursing his hurt wrist as he leaned agents the wall. Your eyes widened in realization that he was actually hurt. You skated to him, lacing your fingers with his. "Of course we can Maggie. We can even go to that cute little bakery we passed by on our way here and get freshly baked cookies! How does that sound?"

Magnus smiled and kissed you on the cheek "that sounds amazing."

"...can we get falafels after?"

Hearth:

-Again he doesn't really know what Christmas is

-Like he knows around winter people start buying stuff more and he sees trees, being sold but he doesn't understand why

-he's never really asked. Of course he's seen stuff advertised for Christmas so he makes the connection that they are connected

-So when you find out he hasn't had a Christmas like...ever you have to break that

- "here wear this!"

-"Why?"

-"Because it's festive c'mon! "

-You end up dressing him up like one of Santa's elfs and he feels really silly

-He's also lowkey offended when he sees what elf's look like in Santa world

-"This isn't accurate at all. Why are they all so happy and nice?"

-Helps decorate Blitzen's shop and the apartment

-Still doesn't understand the tree though

-"But....why a tree?"

-"I don't know babe but it's festive so come on!"

-He sucks at making cookies, its the sad truth

-He isn't good at picking presents lol

-He'd get you something you had been wanting for a while, a book or something

-Also would ask Blitz to help him make you a matching scarf

~~~~scenario~~~~

You walked into the apartment you shared with your boyfriend and best friend, the bag on your shoulder holding presents for the two. You kicked your shoes off and took of your jacket as you walked into the living room. A box of Christmas decorations was left waiting to be opened as you looked over to see the boys setting up the tree all three of you picked out.

"Hey!" your voice alerted Blitzen who turned around and saw you in the entrance "welcome back how was your shopping?" you sighed, shrugging your shoulders "It was alright I might have found a thing or two." The smile on your face gave away the bluff but Blitz laughed and rolled his eyes, walking into the kitchen to get a drink.

You walked up behind Hearth, hugging him around his middle, barring your face in his back. He tensed up for a second before turning around and seeing you. He smiled and placed a gentle kiss on your forehead.

"Hi sweetheart" he smiled at you, wrapping his arms around your frame and nuzzling your neck. After a few seconds you pulled away from him "Did you guys wait to decorate the tree?" Hearth nodded before pointing at the kitchen. "We also waiting to make cookies."

You turned around in Hearth's arms to see the ingredients of chocolate chip cookies and gingerbread waiting to be prepared. You kissed Hearth on the cheek before tapping his hands to let you go. Reluctantly he agreed letting his hands drop, only for you to grab one and pull him into the kitchen.

~~~time skip because shhhh~~~~

Hind sight you probably shouldn't have left Hearth by himself to make the cookie batter, but It was almost lunch and all three of you were hungry so you and Blitz went out to grab lunch and come back. Maybe on the way you bought Santa hats which delayed you but you didn't think about what could happen!

So Hearthstone stood in front of you, covered in flour, cookie batter in hand, the kitchen somehow relatively clean. Next to you Blitzen looked like he was about to die from laughter as you continued to stair at Hearth, your mouth a gap.

"What happened?" you slowly signed at him, still in slight disbelief. He blushed and put down the bowl , freeing up his hands "You said to follow the instructions, but I didn't know what a teaspoon was and then I spilled the flour on myself." Hearth stared at you for a for more seconds before you took a deep breath and grabbed his hand.

"Hey Blitz can you start up a new batch? I'm gonna get him cleaned up" Blitz nodded, still looking like he was holding in laughter, as you pulled Hearth into your shared room.

"Hearth go take a shower and I'll put your clothes in the wash, I'll also leave out some more clothes to change into alright?" He nodded, blushing deeply still "I'm sorry about ruining the cookies" you laughed, waving him off "No it's alright, Blitz is making a new batch now, just get yourself cleaned up."

You walked into the kitchen and started helping Blitzen make the cookies.

Ten minutes later Hearthstone walked back into the living room area, clad in a Christmas jumper and comfy pants you had set out for him. You walked up to him, kissing him on the cheek "You look cute now come here" he followed you to the kitchen bar stools, where you sat down and held a bit of cookie dough in front of him "You can have some it's really good."

After finishing up rolling out the cookies, and eating more dough then you should have, Blitzen popped them into the oven. You turned to Hearth "We can start decorating the apartment in a few minutes if you want" he nodded, pulling you into his lap, hugging you.

"Do you guys always have to be so lovey dovey?"

"Just wait till I hang mistletoe"

Alex: (I feel like I got Alex's characterization wrong for the scenario so I'm sorry about that :/)

-Alex hasn't really had a 'normal' Christmas even before being kicked out on the streets

-His/her parents were terrible to her/him

-So I doubt Alex has a really good Christmas

-But Alex still really likes the season

-Will do makeup with a green and read theme at least ones

-Also I feel like if there was a ugly sweater party on floor 19 Alex will straight up in a sweater dress that ISN'T ugly

- "Alex the theme was ugly sweater!"

- "I look hot as hell I'm not changing!"

-Never leave Alex alone if you guys make cookies together be s/he will eat ALL of the cookie batter

-You can't even get away with the 'You're gonna get sick!' because...

- "We're both dead"

-Also really loves hot coco

-drinks to much ngl

-and burns his/her tongue

- "Oh no I burned my tongue will you kiss it better" (Did I just use that twice? yes leave me alone)

- Will also hang up mistletoe and makes a big show of it if s/he get's stuck with someone other than you

- "I have to kiss T.J??? Why???? Oh Gods??? WHYY???"

- *T.J. legit just trying to go get lunch* "...But why"

-Will be even more extra if you get stuck with someone else under the mistletoe

-if you do you better hope to the GOD'S it isn't Magnus

- *EL GASP* "(Y/N)!! HOW COULD YOU! I'LL KILL MAGNUS ON THE BATTLE FEILD! YOU HEAR THAT CHASE??"

-Drag him/her away before s/he get's into a real fist fight

-S/he will take you on a slay ride

-Just because I think that Alex is secretly a hopeless romantic

-I could see him/her giving you two gifts

-Just because floor 19 opens gifts together and s/he doesn't want the others to know how whipped s/he is for you

-One gift, the gift s/he gives to you in front of the others, is probably something kinda mundane, a sweatshirt or something

-The one s/he gives you in private is actually really romantic

-It's a locket with a picture of the two of you, both your names in graved

~~~Scenario~~ (he/him pronouns)

The sound of freshly fallen snow crunching under your boots as the sound of bells filled your ears. This place was quite beautiful, the pretty fairy lights strung up, the snow covered trees, the bonfire crackling behind you made you feel quite relaxed. Before you could get lost anymore in thought Alex tapped you on the shoulder.

"Hey where'd you float off to?" You looked over your shoulder to see Alex, two cup of something steaming in his hands, bundled up in warm clothes.

"no where just thinkin'" Alex hummed handing you one of the cups. "Where did you hear about this place Alex?" Alex only smiled, placing a delicate kiss on your cheek. "Why don't we keep that a secret." He winked at you, placing his arms around your waist.

"So you still haven't told me what we're doing here." You looked over your shoulder at him, a playful smile on his lips. He grabbed your hand and started walking towards the cabin that you both had walked through to get to this area.

Ones you both got into the cabin Alex guided you out of the front door where a burly looking man with a white beard stood in front of a wooden sled 6 deer at the front.

You looked over at Alex, mouth a gap, you where about to say something when the man cut you off "Ride for Alex to the frozen pond?"

"Yup!" He smiled brightly popping the p. The man nodded his head, heading to the front of the slay while Alex held your hand, helping you into the slay "my dear your chariot awaits" he said in a mockingly fancy tone. "Alex this is a slay." You laughed while climbing into the seat.

"Oh hush I'm trying to be romantic!" He climbed in next to you, cuddling into your side. You sat there for a few seconds before the slay began moving, almost sending you forward, only for Alex to grab you around your waist and pulling you towards him.

"You really are a klutz huh?" He laughed, rubbing his nose agents the side of his face. "Oh shut it" you smacked his hand causing him to laugh. After a few moments the slay went into a trail in the woods decorated with lights and ice sculptures, the freshly fallen snow decorating the trees.

You looked at the scenery in amazement "Alex isn't this so breath taking!" You smiled pointing at the tree that looked like it had ice drops hanging from the leaves. "Yeah it is" his voice sounded airy a light, you didn't even notice he wasn't looking at the forest.

~~~haha look another time skip~~~

The sun was already setting as the slay slowed down stopping at a clearing in front of a frozen over pond, a hot fire crackling with benches that looked freshly cut from wood.

Alex hopped out the side, holding his hand out to help you down. He scurried over to the fire, taking a log bench that was a bit more secluded yet still kept warm by the fire. "Other people will be here later but I wanted to be here first!"

You nodded at him, slipping your hand in is, bringing both your hands into your pocket. You leaned your head on his shoulder and began talking about random things a book you were reading, a new pot Alex was planning on making, killing your floor mates. That is until an interesting topic came up.

"What do you mean this is like your first 'real' Christmas?" You looked at Alex as he shuffled closer to you "Well I never really had a 'real' Christmas back with my family, then I was on the streets and everything and since being in Valhalla we've been kinda busy"

You looked at him shocked "If you told me I would have gotten you something more special!" He waved you off, kissing you on the cheek. "No no it's fine really." He pulled his hand away from yours, moving them to your face.

"I'm just happy to spend my first 'real' Christmas with you."

#Lillis writings #percy jackson x reader #Jason Grace x reader #leo valdez x reader #frank zhang x reader #will solace x reader #Magnus chase x reader #Hearthstone x reader #Alex Fierro x reader #Heros of olympus x reader #percy jackson imagine #Heros of olympus imagine

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sweetnestor · 7 years

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12 Days | Chapter 7.2

Two guys that lowkey hate each other are forced to walk in each other’s shoes in order to learn a lesson.

***in collaboration with @themarkiplierexperience

lmao soz its not actually x reader we’re just desperate for attention haaaa

bonus: the videos that “tom recorded/edited”: x x

Waking up to texts from the guy you switched lives with was like waking up to texts from a needy girlfriend. Except instead of affectionate “good morning”s, you get things like, “Oh god. Try not to ruin my channel thx 😅” and other things like, “Don’t worry about Sean. He’s a good guy and he’s helped Bella through a lot. They’re friends and nothing more.” Oh wait, that’s what Tom needed to know. It was vital information about this life. Well, Sean was already gone, so maybe it wasn’t as important to know now, but still.

There were two more. One made his heart ache. “You have the most beautiful dog and I love her.” Tom missed his little Tess more than anything. He was supposed to be one cuddling with her.

The next one read: “Also this time zone difference is insane, I’m never gonna sleep.”

Tom decided to leave him on read, since he had nothing new to report. Then, he thought about what he had to do today, and a bout of nerves formed in his stomach. Today, he had to successfully record a video as Ethan Nestor. Why was this more stressful than being on a movie set? Why did this make him want to shit his pants more than giving a speech at an awards show, or going to a movie premiere?

There was literally no one else in the room, and Tom was anxious about how he would sound and act. How far could binge watching a bunch of videos late at night get him? Would Ethan’s fans figure out what was really going on? Tom’s own fans were frighteningly incredible at playing detective, he could only guess what Ethan’s would be like. He hadn’t even checked how people reacted to the video that was posted today.

After looking through the files on the computer, Tom stumbled across a game titled “Dream Daddy.” What the fuck kind of games was this guy into? He looked into it a little more, and then discovered what exactly this game was and who made it. Wasn’t really helpful, but what choice did he have?

He also had to Google search how to record the computer screen, cursing Sonji under his breath as he did so. Why did she specifically choose Tom and Ethan to switch? Why couldn’t it have been two nobodies with boring office jobs?

A spark of curiosity hit him. Tom typed “swapping lives” in the search engine, only to receive links to a fiction book with that very title. Next, he tried “soul swapping,” and that was when the Internet connection decided to dramatically slow down.

“Sonji,” Tom whispered as he narrowed his eyes. Whatever, he had more important things to do anyway.

Once he turned on the camera and lights, Tom began right away. He opened the game, and was pleasantly surprised at the dreamlike, whimsical music that started playing. He did a little dance to the music, completely bullshitting what he was doing. It works, right?

He got the god awful intro out of the way. “What is up my cranky crew? It’s Ethan from CrankGameplays and today we are here in Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator!”

The game was actually really fun. Good story, good dialogue.Tom made sure to comment on all of it as he played. He almost made himself as a dad before remembering that he was pretending to be somebody else. This daddy had to have blue hair and glasses. Yes, he had discovered how blind Ethan was after driving in his car a couple of times.

Anyway, recording was the easy part. He just had to act extra dorky and say “oh boy!” every now and again. He also made up a story about having a “horse phase.” Editing was where things got tricky. Firstly, the facecam footage was corrupted, and took ages to get it all back. Then, it was out of sync with the gameplay, which was even more confusing because the last video didn’t have this problem. Cutting out footage was harder than it should have been. It was a nightmare, and Tom grew more and more irritated as he went through it. Lastly, timing the ridiculously long outro music with Ethan’s equally god awful outro phrase (“So thank you guys so much for watching! Hope you enjoyed it, if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video! Love you all, stay cranky, bye!”) was a fucking challenge. Tom just didn’t get it. Wasn’t this supposed to be easy?

Somehow, he got the video done by the noon. Even after that, he had to make a thumbnail on Photoshop after noticing all the ones on the other videos. So Tom had to learn how to use another program as well. He needed a nap after getting through all of it.

Just as he started to come down from the stress, his phone started to blow up. Tom snatched the device from the desk and unlocked it, hoping to hear from Ethan. Instead, it was three different texts from Bella, Mark, and Amy.

Bella: “Good video today!! Are you coming over?”

Mark: “Oh so you decided to keep your channel going. Feel up to coming back to work yet? No rush.”

Amy: “We still on for tomorrow?”

That last message would have been very concerning, had Tom not remembered that Amy was Mark’s girlfriend. The only person he responded to was Bella. After that, he got ready to go.

There are plenty of things you don’t really think about when you switch lives with another person. Well, you think of the main things like, general personality, the person’s friends and significant others, their job. You don’t really think about things like how this person responds and reacts to their fans. You don’t think about their attention span, the way they fidget, or which leg they put into their jeans first. You don’t think about how they act with their friends versus how they act with their significant other. You really don’t think about what kind of gift he would get for his girlfriend on their six month anniversary.

Tom was bloody lucky that Bella hadn’t heard him enter her apartment that afternoon. He overheard her making a video in her bedroom, where he heard the words “get ready with me,” “date night,” and “anniversary.” Panicked, Tom bolted out of the building, hopped back in the car, and drove off to the closest mall. Part of him wanted to call Ethan and yell at him for not telling him about this, he had the chance to when his phone dinged four times on the ride to the mall. Tom was just trying hard to think up a decent gift on his own. They couldn't help each other, correct?

Eventually, he found something. It wasn’t much, but he could only hope that she wouldn’t mind. Tom had already fucked up with her once, he couldn’t do it again. Apparently, not only was a Pop Funko Spider-Man keychain a decent gift, it was sentimental and perfect for Bella. She nearly teared up when Tom brought it to her later on.

This anxiety thing she had must have been really serious. Bella told him all about how she hadn’t been to the cinema in years because of her panic attacks, and that Homecoming was the first movie she had seen from start to finish without any anxious interruptions. She was very proud of that, and she was happy that she experienced it with Ethan.

If only Ethan were here to see this moment… Actually, he could.

Bella fell asleep later in the afternoon. She was squashed between Tom and the back of the sofa, sleeping somewhat soundly on his chest, or practically on top of him. The physical affection was nice, but Tom wished it was someone else. Thankfully, he had his phone in his hand, so he was able to open the new messages he got literally behind his girlfriend’s back.

He had five new messages, four were the ones from Ethan earlier today, and the last one was from someone called Parker.

“Signed a billion posters, pls work on your signature it’s so much longer than it has to be dude.” Oh please, at least Tom signs his actual name as opposed to Ethan, who apparently signs things with his YouTube name.

“You’ve got a great family dude. Really, they’re all great.” Tom missed his family too. His missed his mother's pancakes.

“On my way to Montreal now for Chaos Walking pre shooting stuff i don’t really know.” That's going to be an adventure.

“I swear if I have to work out I’ll die alright gn?”

Tom rolled his eyes and sent something back. “Thought I completely fucked up your relationship, but it’s all good now!” As a follow up, he added: “Now I’ll be spending my six month anniversary with the missus! Night mate x”

He attached a photo of his current position, giving a smug expression to the camera. Ethan will get a kick out of that, that’s for sure.

“Who ya texting?” asked the sleepy girl lying on him, who could hear the ticking of the keyboard.

Tom was busy reading the next message, it was a little confusing. First of all, who the hell is Parker? Second of all, what the hell did Tom have to do with him tomorrow? And why did it involve Amy? What was with all these “don’t forget tomorrow”s? Why couldn’t anyone be straight up anymore?

I’m looking at you, Sonji, Tom thought just as his phone dinged, indicating that an email had arrived.

From: [email protected]

I told you you gotta learn a lesson now leave me alone you asswipe!!

Tom, wide eyed, silently locked his phone and put it down for the rest of the day.

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tag list: @marie-is-in-the-dark @beardedsteveslut @ohsnapitzmoony [idk why it wont let me tag you asdhlk]

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#crankgameplays x oc #ethan nestor x reader #tom holland x oc #tom holland x reader #sweetheart writes #sweetheart collabs #twelve days #sorry for the tardiness haha #xmas got in the way lmao #and i wasnt sure what to do for this chapter which is why its super summarized and kinda short #i also added the videos from ethans channel just to show what were working with here #tbh his content was a little spotty and glitchy during this period lmao #and yeah sonji is a psychic lady u shouldnt fuck with hahaha #sorry sam i stole ur google search idea lmao #anyway thx for the attention and validation #ALSO ITS JULY 20TH HERRE #i may do a time skip for the next chapter so it all lines up IDK!!!!

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surveystodestressme · 7 years

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72.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 18

1701. How will tomorrow be like today? i don’t know yet 1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom? i’d probably smack them 1703. When was the last time you went on a date? ummm, jack and i don’t really go on dates anymore. or at least, we don’t call them dates. 1704. Have you ever ridden a horse? yes. 1706. What is almost over? i don’t know

1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off? calling my college to set up orientation 1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore? a lot 1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore? ^ 1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious? neither honestly 1711. Would you rather have a necklace that’s dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm? blueberry farm 1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest? probably not 1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why? i know a lot of them 1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy? opinionated. 1715. How long is it until your next day off? it’s my day off right now 1716. What sound is annoying you right now? nothing at the moment 1717. Imagine you’re taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they? jack, wyatt, jake,and rebecca 1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be? lol idk honestly maybe wyatt, he’s got the most meat 1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital? that’s a good question 1720. Who is your favorite smurf? never watched that 1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you? i don’t know 1722. How important is testing to education? i feel like people think it’s really important but intelligence (in my opinion) is not based on how well you can take tests. 1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)? probably meat 1724. Who is the most adorable person you know? some girl i know has a little baby and she’s really chunky and cute 1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don’t normally hang out with who would you want it to be? uhhh... i don’t know? maybe one of the theater people because they’re all funny and wouldn’t make me feel awkward about the situation lol 1726. How often do you masturbate in a week? recently at least once or twice a week 1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this? it sucks 1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars? absolutely not. some people can’t even drive without their phones as a distraction 1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born? nope. 1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born? no. 1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school? no. 1732. How do you feel about having a baby? don’t want any children 1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled? no 1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from? my boyfriend. 1735. What are you counting the days until? until i can move out and have my own place with jack 1736. What is the greatest temptation for you? my boyfriend? lol idk 1737. How do you resist it? i don’t

1738. Who is your knight in shining armor? jack ig lol. 1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled “HEY YOU!” would you turn around? probably 1740. Do loud noises make you tense? sometimes 1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing? not in those terms lol 1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby? work bc i wont have a baby anyways 1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth? tell me the honest truth. 1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion? i probably wont bc i wont even be living in the same state hopefully 1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture? it’s ok i guess 1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? gatherer. 1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap? none 1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good? i’m not too good at interpreting poetry, but i’ll try my best 1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something? maybe 1750. Were you beautiful as a child? not really lol 1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest? yeah???? i don’t think it matters either way 1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex? religion. 1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places: Canada? maple syrup UK? british people USA? bald eagle Australia? kangaroos and giant crabs Germany? hot german women Italy? spaghetti 1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say? i don’t have any 1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person? yes. 1756. What bath toys do you have, if any? none lol 1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love? i’d rather be proposed to bc i feel like i’d make it awkward or i’d do it wrong 1758. How can you reject someone nicely? idk 1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary? - 1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries? birthdays, names, or a bunch of random numbers 1761. Pick an object in the room. Give that object a name. lamp - lampy 1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush? compliment me 1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you? yeah, ig 1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be? video games idk 1765. What is one of your pet peeves? bad drivers 1766. What question do you get asked too frequently? do you still talk to the last person you kissed? 1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier? probably not 1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating? Cheek? Lips? Nose? Hand? Ear? Neck? if it’s not a family member, then yes. if my significant other kisses another person ANYWHERE and i find out about it, unless it’s the hand, maybe, i’m not going to be too happy about it and i would expect the same response from him if i did that 1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others? yeah 1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare? it’s been a while 1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now? not obligated, no 1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up? it’s happened before but no i shouldn’t be bc it’s in my own head not something they actually did 1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it? If yes, how do you do it? idk 1774. What do you fear more, death or pain? death 1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey? somewhat. 1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget? its ok 1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like? idk i dont think i could wear just one thing all the time 1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past? future. 1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end? how it will end. 1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren? ancient ancestors bc i know i wont have grandchildren of any kind 1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)? Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 4 Preserving wildlife areas: 1 Ending terrorism: 3 Building colonies in space: 2 1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education? yeah 1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about? fucking politics. 1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing? it’s already passed. 1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go? 2 cups: 1 cup: ½ cup: A pinch of: A dash of: Mix well and bake until: Add: Serve: idk man 1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive: A fall from a 3 story building Driving a car into the water neither lol, i can’t swim very well and i know i wouldn’t survive that fall 1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto? idk. 1788. Who is your exact opposite? jack is pretty different from me 1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity? serenity. 1790. What do these phrases mean? Moulin Rogue: Le voyage sur le bateau: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir: i have no idea 1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked? oh i have no idea man 1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this? ehhhh 1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents? no more asking their permission for things, having my own car, and eventually moving out 1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love? money. 1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else? i wouldn’t use it probably 1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn’t even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister. What is her motive for killing her sister? she's crazy???? 1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings? i dont think so 1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand? don’t know much about him. 1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse? never heard of them 1800. What do you think of Morrissey? ^

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How Much Is Enough? [NC-17 Otayuri Fic]

*Hey it said the page could not be found for the FAQ so if i’m not following the guidelines, super apologies!!! I wrote an Otayuri fic i’m really proud of where Yuri sneaks into a club to see Otabek DJ after Otabek told him not to and consequentially gets him fired. I have it on wattpad and just started up on AO3 if you guys are interested? Sorry if this isn’t how you guys do things ahh idk why the FAQ wont open for me

read it here on AO3!

Admin note: hey hey! I checked the problem with the FAQ and I know what’s the problem but I can’t solve it, so sorry for that! You can reach it from laptop but somehow it doesn’t work for mobile, idk why. But the fic’s good and all so thank you for submitting it!:)

under the keep reading you can find the story of Yuuri’s and Viktor’s fiasco! :)

“I don’t know about this Viktor.” Yuri blushed, still half asleep as he looked over at his fiancée. “You won’t show them to anyone right?”

“No, no just for me!” Viktor grinned, that sweet Russian accent bringing a smile to Yuri’s face like it always did. “Please, please, pleeaassee?” He begged, holding up his phone. “I have to go to Russia for a little while soon and I’m gonna be lonely.”

“You’re even needier than me sometimes.” Yuri sighed, kicking back the blankets on the hotel bed and running his hands through his hair. They’d decided to spend a little extra time in Barcelona after the grand prix and this was their last day before flying back to Japan for a little time off together. Viktor had to go back to Russia for a little bit after that to train at his home rink, so they wanted to have some time alone for a few days.

The other night after the Grand Prix and Yuri’s silver medal win, they’d had sex for the first time. It hadn’t been as big a deal for Viktor and all his experience, but for Yuri it had really been amazing and ever since, Viktor was all over him even more, knowing that he had permission now to touch him and see him naked and all.

So that morning, Yuri woke up to a wide-awake Viktor, whining about needing naked pictures.

“The only pictures I have of you are selfies of us. I need to remember this new eros-soaked Yuri that’s been blowing my mind the past two days.”

“Fine, take what you want.” Yuri laughed, lying on the sheets in just a tight pair of black boxer-briefs and letting Viktor take all the pictures he wanted of that.

“Yuuuri.” Viktor sang. “Pleeaassee? I want to see you naked again.”

“Haven’t you seen me naked enough the past forty-eight hours?”

“It’s never enough.” He stuck out his lower lip.

“Fine, fine, just don’t send them to anyone. Seriously, alright? Your eyes only.”

“I’ll swear on it.” Viktor raised his right hand and beamed when Yuri caved and took off his underwear, tossing it to the floor.

“How did I land the cutest skater in the entire world?” Viktor mused, taking his pictures then tossing his phone on the foot of the bed, crawling in beside him. “I’m so proud of you, you know.”

“I know, Viktor. You keep telling me.” Yuri laughed, pulling the blanket back up to cover himself and snuggling into him. “I’m still pretty sleepy. You have a lot of energy this morning.”

“I’m just excited for another day with you.” Viktor grinned, pressing a kiss to the center of Yuri’s forehead. “Let me cuddle you up.”

“Mm, just don’t go groping me too much until I’ve woken up a little more.” Yuri tucked his head into Viktor’s neck and shut his eyes, breathing in the scent of his cologne and relishing the softness of the other man’s silk pajamas against his naked skin.

“Are you warm enough?”

“Mhm.” Yuri yawned, feeling Viktor’s hand slide down to the small of his back. “Our flight isn’t until tonight, so we can still have some fun today. Will you work on that cute couples skate idea we had when we get home tomorrow?”

“Sure, whatever you want.” Viktor murmured, giving him a squeeze. “It’ll be a nice warm up for both of us even if we can’t compete with it.”

“I just want to do it for fun. I love skating with you.” Yuri hesitated a moment, still not used to it, then leaned up and kissed Viktor on the lips, just a soft peck, but it made both their faces turn red. “Sorry, it’s just too fun to resist.”

“Well now you’ve teased me, so I get to grope you a little now.”

“Hey!” Yuri laughed when Viktor slid his hand down further to grab his ass.

“Mm, you have a little morning wood, can I blow you again?”

“I didn’t know guys other than Chris typically liked doing that so much.”

“I don’t understand why. Love is a partnership, it’s important to pleasure your partner. Especially when they’ve had to wait as long to experience it as you have.” Viktor leaned down and pressed a few kisses against the pale skin of Yuri’s neck. “You just relax, I’ll take care of you.”

“Okay.” Yuri smiled, his cheeks pink as Viktor slid down the bed and got under the covers, coming over to lie between his legs. He still got embarrassed when Viktor did this stuff, but he didn’t feel nervous. Viktor didn’t have a judgmental bone in his body, so what did he have to worry about? “A-Ahh.” He breathed, his face turning hot when he felt Viktor’s mouth envelop him.

Viktor slid one hand up to rest on his hip and gave that a gentle squeeze, a tiny little sign of affection to make the interaction more intimate.

“Hhh… V-Viktor wait.” Yuri said, propping himself up on his elbows and reaching over to take the blankets away.

“Hm?” Viktor took his mouth away and looked up at him with big eyes and messy hair. “Did I hurt you?”

“No, I just feel bad making you do all the work and not get anything back.” Yuri blushed, bringing his legs up so that his knees framed Viktor’s face. “Do you want to just have sex again?”

“Are you sure? Aren’t you hurting?” Viktor pressed a kiss to the inside of Yuri’s thigh since it was so close to his lips.

“I’m okay.”

“Well if my Yuri insists.” Viktor sat back on his heels and unbuttoned his pajama shirt, tossing it aside and sliding back up the bed to lie over Yuri. “Kiss me for a while first.”

Yuri’s heart thumped. He wrapped his arms around Viktor’s neck and wrapped his legs around Viktor’s hips then just let himself be kissed for a while. He was still learning how to do everything, so he always let Viktor take the lead. Maybe that would change soon. Their little confidence building exercises might take a new turn now that they were sleeping together. He relished in the softness of Viktor’s lips against his own and the smoothness of his tongue. “Can you get undressed?” He asked between kisses, nuzzling his nose against Viktor’s.

“Eager to get me naked, are you?” Viktor teased, turning his head and nibbling on Yuri’s neck for a moment before he pulled away.

Yuri watched him with pink cheeks as he got fully undressed and got a condom and lube out of his suitcase.

When Viktor came back to bed, they took their time with some foreplay and prepping to make sure Yuri wouldn’t be in too much pain afterwards. When they got started, Yuri was putty in Viktor’s hands as always. He was so easily overwhelmed. All Viktor had to do was whisper something into his ear or touch him in just the right way for him to be a whimpering, trembling mess.

“You’re beautiful when you’re aroused.” Viktor mused, easing his hips back and forth, one hand wrapped around Yuri’s erection and one arm keeping himself upright. He leaned in close to Yuri’s ear and nibbled on it. “Show me your eros, Yuri. Who’s the femme fatale that can satisfy me?”

“Nnn, ahh!” Yuri moaned underneath him, pushing his hips back against Viktor’s to make him go in deeper. “Me.” He nearly whispered.

“I can’t hear yooouu.” Viktor sang, rolling his hips to make Yuri squirm.

“I-I’m the only one who can satisfy you.” Yuri gasped, wrapping his arms around Viktor’s neck and kissing him hard.

“Convince me.” Viktor cooed, running his hand down Yuri’s side.

Yuri’s face was burning red, but he wanted to make Viktor feel good. Plus, if there was anything that drove Viktor wild, it was being taken by surprise. Yuri planted his hands firmly on Viktor’s shoulders and pushed him to the side, flipping their position to land the Russian skater on his back and leave himself sitting on his hips.

Viktor’s face flashed red. “You seriously are something special, Yuri Katsuki.”

“Uhh.” Yuri laughed and started to ease himself up and down. “Is this what you wanted?”

“Everything and more.” Viktor sighed, suddenly seeming like a little bit of a mess himself. “Keep moving like that.”

“Oh?” Yuri blushed and kept riding him, watching as Viktor’s chest heaved with his accelerated breathing, his cheeks even redder than Yuri’s. “Viktor?”

“Oh God, Yuri.” He sighed, sweat breaking out on his forehead. “Yuri…”

“You really like this that much?”

“Yes.” He nodded, eyes squeezed shut in pleasure. “Jesus Christ, Yuri take me.”

Yuri’s heart leapt to his throat and he picked up the pace, bouncing himself up and down to pleasure Viktor. He’d never seen him so uncontrollably aroused before. He was a little glad. The past few times, he’d always cum too soon, but now it seemed they were both approaching pretty fast.

“Finish me Yuri. Take me as fast as you can.”

“O-Okay.” Yuri did what he was told and listened as Viktor’s moans rose in volume, his fiancée squirming in pleasure underneath him. “Viktor.” He sighed, feeling his own orgasm build. One thing he liked about them in bed, was that while his own moaning got kind of softer and higher pitched the closer he got, Viktor got louder and louder.

After another minute of pushing his body to its limit to give Viktor the kind of speed he wanted, Yuri was struggling to hold out until Viktor started to cry out for real.

“YURI AHHH YES!” Viktor not even moaned, but shouted, as he finished, the feeling of him cumming and the sound of his moaning enough to push Yuri over the edge as well.

“V-Viktor.” Yuri whimpered, rocking himself back and forth to ride out his own orgasm. When it passed, he planted his hands on either side of Viktor’s head and leaned down to give him one more kiss. “You know everyone on this floor of the hotel can hear you when you do that.”

“I can’t help it, you’re too sexy.” Viktor laughed, his face still pink. “Wow you really did take me by surprise there. You’re getting a lot more confident, Mister.”

“I just wanted you to feel good too.” Yuri climbed off and laid down next to him. “Can we go grab breakfast?”

“In a minute, let me snuggle the second best figure skater in the world for another minute.” Viktor wrapped his arms around him and squeezed.

“Second best to Yurio because he beat me or second best to you?”

“Hmm.” Viktor looked up at the ceiling. “Okay, third best.”

“Hey.” Yuri laughed. “You’re mean in the morning. I’m gonna go get dressed.”

“Take your time, I’m still recovering over here.”

“Viktor, quit looking at those in public.” Yuri yawned, leaning his head on Viktor’s shoulder as they waited for the plane to take off. All day, Viktor kept taking his phone out to scroll through those naked pictures in public and it was giving Yuri a stress migraine. “Someone’s gonna see.”

“Sorry, you just look so cute in these. You know I love a confident Yuri.” Viktor smiled, fastening his seat belt and lifting up the cover on the window so they could have a view soon. “Are you sleepy?”

Yuri nodded and nuzzled his cheek against Viktor’s shoulder.

“That’s cute. Go to sleep, I’ll wake you up when we land.”

“We’re flying all night, Viktor. Don’t stay up.” The airplane began to move forward and Yuri lifted up the arm rest between them and took his bag out form underneath his seat. “Here.” He took the blanket out and kicked the bag back under, draping the blanket over both of them and hugging Viktor’s arm like a teddy bear. “Sleep with me.”

“Haven’t we done that enough on this trip?”

“Shut up you know what I mean.” Yuri laughed, the plane picking up more and more speed. “Just get cozy with me, we’re gonna be here a while.”

“You are pretty cozy.” Viktor sighed, tilting his head so it rested on top of Yuri’s.

Yuri was a pretty good flyer, but he tensed hard when the plane took off, so Viktor took his arm out of Yuri’s grip to wrap it around his shoulders instead, planting a firm kiss on the top of his head to calm him.

“Hey Yuri.” He murmured, right next to his ear.

“Yeah?”

“I’m glad we decided to stay these extra days. I’m really happy.”

“I am too, Viktor.” Yuri smiled, his heart beating as he thought about saying what he wanted too. They’d said it plenty of times over the past few days, but he still got nervous whenever he said those words to Viktor. “I love you.”

“You’re really trying to make me melt today, aren’t you?” Viktor laughed, pressing his lips one more time to Yuri’s forehead. “I love you too.”

After an exhausting flight home and a quick family reunion at the hot springs, they’d retreated to Viktor’s room to recharge. Yuri really truly loved his family, but with the engagement, they were a little too all over him and he was really enjoying the perfect little bubble they’d put themselves in lately. Sleeping in the same bed, eating every meal together.

They spent the next few days that Viktor had in Japan doing everything they could possibly do together. During the day, they worked on the couples skate just for fun and to help Viktor get warmed up again and at night, they went out to dinner and, well, did some other things. Viktor seemed determined to give Yuri a crash course in everything sexual before leaving for Russia.

On the last day together, Yuri insisted they spend just a few more hours skating, so he could practice a new quad while Viktor was still around to guide him.

�� “If I could just land it once today, I’d be happy.” Yuri sighed, leaning against the partition on the edge of the ice to talk to Viktor. “I’m gonna try it one more time, then we can give up for a little while.”

“Just do your best.” Viktor smacked an affectionate little peck against Yuri’s cheek and gave his shoulder a little nudge. “You’re under rotating, start from further back to give yourself more speed. You can worry about doing a difficult entry when you start landing the jump.”

“Okay.” Yuri nodded, skating to the back of the rink to get a head start. He kept under rotating on this, so he just needed to pick up speed. He pushed himself forward hard and jumped. Shit, maybe that was too much speed actually. He made it around all four times, but his foot skidded out from under him on the landing and he fell hard on top of it, bending his ankle. “Agh!” He shouted, quickly pushing himself into a sitting position and off of his foot.

“Are you hurt?”

“N-No, all good!” Yuri said, pushing himself back to his feet only for a shot of pain to shoot through his ankle. “Ah!” He fell again and groaned, clutching at his ankle. Shit, that felt sprained.

“Yuri!” Viktor came skating out to meet him on the ice and knelt down beside him. “Man all day you’ve been under rotating then you went and spun around like that, what, were you going for a quintuple? Here, let me see it.”

“It’s probably fine, it’s just-“

“Shh, shh just let me see.” Viktor said, taking Yuri’s foot and unlacing the skate. He slid it off and pulled Yuri’s legging back so he could see his ankle. “Does it hurt when I touch it here?” He pressed two fingers gently down on it and Yuri winced.

“Y-Yeah, it hurts.”

“Can you move it?”

Yuri wiggled it around a little and nodded. “Yeah.”

“Okay, well it’s not broken, but I’m pretty sure that’s a sprain. Let’s take you to the hospital so it can be taken care of properly. We don’t want to risk any lasting damage.”

“What? It’s your last day here, it can wait. I’ll wrap it up and go tomorrow.”

“I insist.” Viktor picked up his skate and stood up, offering Yuri a hand to help him up as well. “Hold on to me, let’s get you off the ice.”

“Alright.” Yuri sighed, his heart sinking. He shouldn’t have insisted on skating today. Now he’d wrecked their last day in Japan together.

They got off the ice and changed into regular shoes, Yuri wincing as he laced up his sneakers.

“I’ll carry you to the car.”

“What? Viktor, you don’t have to do that- Whoa! Hey!” He yelped as Viktor picked him up bridal style and carried him off towards the exit. “Leave me my dignity why don’t you?”

“Hush, you’re injured. Don’t hurt yourself any worse than you have already.” Viktor pressed a kiss against Yuri’s forehead and carried him all the way to the parking lot, setting him down in the passenger seat of Yuri’s car and sitting himself down behind the wheel. “Do you know how to get to the hospital from here? I don’t really know where I am.”

“Yeah.” Yuri sighed. Ugh, this was going to ruin all of his plans for their last day together. He wanted to make Viktor dinner and soak in the private hot spring together one more time and, of course, have goodbye sex. Now Viktor was going to be stuck at the hospital with him and Yuri could barely walk.

He gave Viktor directions until they arrived and put his jacket back on, somehow feeling colder then than he did in the rink. “Please don’t carry me inside.”

“I won’t, but I’m gonna have to help you inside regardless.” Viktor shut off the car and tossed him the keys, climbing out so he could step around and help Yuri out. “Here.” He wrapped an arm around his waist and helped him limp forward.

“Thanks.” Yuri said as they made their way to the doors. “Are you sure you want to deal with this now? I mean, don’t you want to go to the hot springs and everything?”

“Don’t worry about that stuff right now. I can’t relax while you’re hurt.”

“Alright…”

The hospital wasn’t so bad. They didn’t have to wait very long and got Yuri right to an x-ray room. Viktor was really sweet. He kept pestering the doctors asking what he could do to make Yuri feel better, help him heal faster, distract him from any pain. It was nice being doted on. They set him up with a padded boot and a pair of crutches, so he could walk on his own again, but he wouldn’t be able to skate for about three weeks.

Viktor took him back home and brought him to bed, surrounding him with extra blankets and pillows and his favorite snacks. Makkachin slept on the floor by the bed and Viktor snuggled in close to him. “My poor Yuri, are you sure you don’t want me to stay a few extra days to take care of you?”

“I don’t really need all this, Viktor.” Yuri laughed although he was really enjoying it. He felt so cozy and Viktor was giving him so much extra affection. “Thanks for being so sweet to me though. I’d be really upset about not skating if it wasn’t for you.”

“Aw, I just want you to feel better.” Viktor mused, pulling the blankets up and kissing his neck. “Hey, take a selfie with me I want people to see what a cute caring boyfriend I am.”

Yuri rolled his eyes, but pressed a kiss against Viktor’s cheek anyways so he could take the photo. “That good enough?”

“Perfect as always.”

“Wait, did you make my naked photo your wallpaper?” Yuri blushed, glancing at the background on Viktor’s phone. “Viktor.”

“Aww, come on, no one else will see.”

“They will to. You leave it unlocked all the time.”

“Fine, fine I’ll change it, just let me post our cute couples selfies first.”

Yuri sighed and tucked his head into Viktor’s neck. He smelled really nice. “Sorry we couldn’t have any fun today. I wanted to make you dinner.”

“Aw, don’t worry about it.” Viktor said, scrolling through his phone. “I’m happy just to spend time with you. Oh, whoops, I posted the wrong picture, hold on.”

“Mhm.” Yuri yawned, feeling warm and kind of full of all those snacks. “It’s early, is it okay if I fall asleep on you like this.”

“Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you want.” Viktor kept one hand on his phone and wrapped the other arm around Yuri’s shoulders. “Sweet dreams.”

“Mm.” Yuri hummed, shutting his eyes and relishing in the warmth from Viktor’s body heat and all the extra blankets. He’d never felt so cozy in his life. Maybe he should get injured a little more often. Not being able to practice would suck, but right then, everything was absolutely perfect.

Yuri slept well into the middle of the night, all snuggled up with Viktor and his ankle wrapped tight to keep it supported through the night. He woke up to the sound of his phone ringing and groped for it blindly, trying to grab it fast before it could wake up Viktor.

“Hello?”

“Yuri, I had no idea you were such a naughty little devil.” Chris mused on the other line.

“Wha? Chris it’s like three in the morning.” Yuri yawned, keeping his voice low. Viktor stirred a little bit in his sleep, so he put his hand into his messy silver hair to play with it and keep him relaxed and asleep.

“Oh shoot, silly me. I always forget about the time zone thing. Anyways, I just saw your little morning photo shoot. You’ve been holding back on me all these years, Katsuki. I thought you were such a shy little boy, but you’ve got like, I don’t know, at least seven inches down there. As your friend, I’m offended. You’ve truly hid this side of yourself from me.”

“Chris I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Yuri rubbed his eyes. “Listen, Viktor’s asleep and I’m-“

“How do you not know? It’s like the only thing any of us are talking about right now, you can’t possibly be living under this much of a rock when it comes to your own life. It’s gone even more viral than that video of you skating Viktor’s routine did last year.”

“What?”

“The naked photo, Stupid. Viktor posted it by accident for like two seconds and deleted it, but like a hundred fan girls got screenshots and now it’s everywhere.”

“What?!” That woke him up. “A-Are you kidding? He didn’t actually do that right, you’re kidding me.”

“Oh shoot I didn’t know you didn’t know. My bad, let me make it up to you at next year’s qualifying tournaments, I always see you at at lest one.”

Viktor stirred in his sleep and rolled over, his eyes drooping open. “Yuri? What are you doing up? It’s late, get your rest.”

“Hey Chris, I have to go okay? I-I’ll call you later and we can catch up and all.”

“I’ll hold you to that, Yuri. Keep in touch.”

Yuri hung up the phone and looked at Viktor with big watery eyes. “You leaked that photo of me?”

“Hm?” Viktor rubbed his eyes. “Oh, sorry I posted it by accident, but I deleted it right away. What, did one or two people get a screenshot or something?”

“Hundreds, Viktor! Chris just said it went viral, everyone’s seeing it.” Tears welled up in his eyes. “Why didn’t you at least tell me when that happened? I-I just got blindsided.”

“Viral? Oh Yuri, I had no idea about that part. I’m so sorry.” He sat up and reached out to touch Yuri’s cheek, but Yuri leaned away from him. “You know it was an accident right? I would never betray your trust like that.”

“Viktor those photos were private and I only let you take them because I trusted you a-and it was an expression of my love, but now one’s out there for the whole world to see. W-Which one was it? Was it at least one of the pictures where I had my underwear on?”

Viktor looked down.

“Which one Viktor?!” Yuri shouted, tears rolling down his cheeks.

“It was the naked one where you were licking your lips and all that because you know I like it when you do that…”

“Oh God, my parents are going to see me like that.” Yuri sniffled. “I mean how could you be so careless with those? I should never have let you take them.”

“Yuri…” Viktor looked at him with glassy eyes. “Please just tell me how I can make it up to you.”

“I-I don’t know how you can.”

“Please don’t talk like that, it breaks my heart.”

Yuri glanced over and saw that there were tears in Viktor’s eyes too and his mouth was quivering. He didn’t just look sad, he looked scared too, but Yuri was still incredibly hurt and angry with him. He couldn’t cave in. “I think I’m gonna go back to my room for tonight.”

“But it’s our last night together for weeks.” Viktor said, grabbing Yuri’s hand and squeezing. “I have to leave tomorrow, just stay here and talk to me about this.”

“I don’t want to talk to you, you humiliated me.”

“It was an accident!” Viktor shouted, not angry, but desperate. “I’ll delete all the photos, okay? You won’t have to worry about this ever happening again.”

“I just want to sleep alone… I don’t want to talk about this yet.” Yuri took his hand away from Viktor and moved to get up, but Viktor grabbed his arm and pulled him back.

“Wait, I’ll go sleep somewhere else. We have all the stuff for you up here right now, I’ll just go.”

“Okay.” Yuri sighed, leaning back against the pillows and watching as Viktor got up and put his robe on.

“I’ll leave Makkachin here with you.” Viktor said, coming around to plant a kiss on Yuri’s forehead. “I’m sorry about all this… I love you, okay?”

Yuri’s heart thumped, but he just rolled over to face away from Viktor instead of replying. He knew that was a little too far. It wasn’t right to scare Viktor that much when Yuri knew that of course he still loved him more than anything, but he couldn’t bring himself to turn back around and say it until Viktor left the room.

Yuri wiped his eyes and sat up, patting the bed so Makkachin would jump up on the bed with him. He’d just started to get used to sleeping with Viktor by his side and the bed felt empty without him. He really just felt worse now… Of course he had every right to be mad, but Viktor hadn’t done it on purpose and he’d been crying. Yuri never meant to make Viktor cry, he just wanted him to know that he’d been irresponsible with his trust. It’s not like he’d meant to hurt him and Viktor had been taking care of him all day too. Ugh, how could he not say I love you back? That could have really crushed Viktor…

Yuri sighed and pulled the blankets up to his neck. He’d apologize in the morning before Viktor left. He was still mad, but he didn��t want Viktor to leave on this note. Everything would be fine once they calmed down and talked it out.

When Yuri woke up the next morning, he took a minute to work out everything he wanted to say. First was that he was sorry for not saying that he loved him and for making him leave instead of talking things out. Next was that he still had every right to be upset and Viktor should be a lot more careful with things pertaining to their relationship especially since they were in the public eye. But last was that Yuri forgave him and they’d deal with the PR problems of the leaked photo together.

Yuri took a deep breath and reached over to check his phone. As expected, everyone he knew had messaged him either teasing him, or asking if he was okay, or both in most cases. He flipped open Instagram just for a moment and felt all the blood in his body rush to his cheeks when he saw the first post. It was a stark naked photo of Viktor, looking like it’d been taken in the mirror in Yuri’s old room.

@viktornikiforov : Hey everyone! As some of you may know I recently posted a rather revealing photo of Yuri by mistake and many of you have passed it around. As he let me take those photos in complete confidence and they were meant to be private, he’s understandably very upset that they’ve been seen by anyone other than me, so I beg of you, share this photo of me instead! I love and trust all of my fans to stop spreading Yuri’s private photo. Dasvidanya!

Yuri’s heart throbbed. Not that it was such a big deal for someone as confident as Viktor, but still, he’d exposed himself like that to the entire world just to make him feel better. He could have cried again, he just felt so lucky to have someone like him.

Yuri pushed himself out of bed and grabbed his crutches, scrambling out of the bedroom and down the hall. “Viktor!” He cried out, grinning as he knocked on the door to his old room. “Viktor open up, I-I want to talk to you about last night.” He waited at the door and anxiously awaited Viktor to open it, but nothing came. “Viktor?” Maybe he was downstairs.

He hobbled back down the hallway and tucked the crutches under his arm so he could hop down the stairs. “Viktor?” He made it down and got back on the crutches, glancing over at the dining table where his mom was cleaning up. “Hey Mom, have you seen Viktor?”

“Hm? Oh he left. He said he was going to catch an earlier flight, something about not wanting to make you upset. Did you two have a fight?”

“He left?” Yuri’s eyes welled up. “H-How long ago?”

“Just an hour. Are you okay Honey? I mean I know you hurt your ankle, but you look pale.”

“I have to go to the airport.” He said, hobbling towards the door.

“What? Yuri you’re in your pajamas, you don’t have shoes on.”

“I don’t have time! Are the keys by the door?”

“Yes, but-“

“Okay bye Mom, I’ll be back later maybe.” Yuri panted, going as fast as he could on the crutches towards the front door. Luckily, he’d hurt his left foot, so he could still drive and he grabbed the keys off of the hook by the door. He couldn’t let Viktor leave like this. They wouldn’t see each other for weeks, maybe even a month or more and Yuri couldn’t live with himself having Viktor leave after he hadn’t returned an I love you.

He tossed his crutches in the passenger seat and sped off towards the airport, his heart pounding as he weaved between cars. He wouldn’t be able to go all the way to the gate without being stopped, so he had to pray that he caught Viktor before he was too far gone. Luckily, he knew what airline Viktor was taking, so he sped to the gate and parked a little bit illegally before limping his way inside the airport. “Viktor?” He made his way into the airport and looked around, searching for that flash of silver hair.

“Yuri?”

“Wha?!” Yuri turned around to see Viktor walking through the same door he’d just entered from. “How are you just getting here? I-I thought you left an hour ago.”

“I did a little sight seeing on my way.” Viktor smiled. “You came here to find me?”

“O-Of course I did.” Yuri blushed, trying to remember the speech he’d written in his head. “I’m really sorry about how I handled everything last night. You were crying and I was being too harsh. I know you’d never try to hurt me on purpose.”

“You forgive me?”

Yuri nodded.

“Don’t scare me like that anymore.” Viktor walked inside and let go of his suitcase, hugging Yuri instead. “I love you more than anything in this world, alright? I’d give up skating, I’d give up my fortune, I’d leave everything behind if you were coming with me, so don’t imply that you don’t love me back anymore when you don’t mean it.”

Yuri nodded in understanding and let his crutches fall, ignoring the sound they made when they hit the floor while he hugged Viktor back. “I’m sorry. I love you a ton, I didn’t mean to make you think I didn’t. Just please be more careful about our relationship from now on, okay? I don’t mind everyone knowing that we’re together, or engaged, but our sex life especially should be private. I know it was a mistake, just be more careful from now on.”

“I will be.” Viktor sighed. “I feel horrible about that photo getting out. I’m really sorry.”

“It’s okay, I saw what you put on Instagram. That means a lot to me. Thanks for trying so hard to fix this.” Yuri leaned up and kissed him, bringing one hand up to cup the back of Viktor’s head. He was well aware of people staring at them and the fact that they were kind of blocking the door, but he didn’t care. “I love you.” He murmured against Viktor’s lips. “Don’t forget to call me when you’re in Russia. Are you sending someone to pick up Makkachin?”

“Actually, I thought Makkachin should stay with you. You’re injured and you’re gonna be cooped up at home, so I thought you might like the company.”

Yuri’s heart melted. “Really? Are you sure?”

“Of course, don’t worry about it.” Viktor smiled, giving Yuri one more hug. “I’ll call you as soon as I land, okay? We’ll talk every day until you can come visit me. Rest up until then, you have to focus on healing right now.”

“Okay.” Yuri nodded, squeezing him back extra hard. “Be safe. I love you.”

“I love you too my little Katsudon.” Viktor grinned, giving him one more kiss goodbye. “I’ll see you soon.”

#yoi #yoi fic #otayuri #Yuri on ice #viktuuri #yuri on ice fanfic #yoi fic rec #otabek x yurio #yuri plisetsky x otabek altin #submission

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professor-abeloved · 7 years

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About the JakeXMC 50 OTP Things, can u do all of them? Well, that is, if u don't mind.... 😊

50 OTP THINGS

ty anon for ur mc/jake thirst patience :> as well as the fact ur helping me sate MY mc/jake thirst HAHAHA

using my mc eli de loyola!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?

eli’s the early birdie while jake is the night owl ! most days eli will wake up at 7 am (wtf) and slightly rouses jake who clings to him as much as possible. eli spends a few minutes carding his hands through jake’s hair (partly because it soothes jake and partly because he has a thing for running his fingers through jake’s hair) before actually getting up

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?

jake’s the big spoon! despite being shorter HAHA its so cute

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?

jake both hogs the covers and loves to cuddle HAHA survival instincts kasi. eli doesnt mind bc he feels warm in jake’s arms anyway

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

eli does! jake loves it… altho he’s been a lil wary every since he once woke up to eli’s dog licking his face instead aekjfsdajl he was so embarrassed

5. Who usually has nightmares?

jake used to having nightmares about his time in the army + about mike p frequently but at this point he says he’s learnt to deal with them :( having eli nearby to calm him down helps a lot. plus i like to think that lundrugen (?? whatever he’s irrelevant) +co go to jail and this helps jake sleep better…

eli on the other hand dissociates a lot after the events of la huerta and frequently has nightmares of his friends dying. jake stays up and helps him call everyone one by one to make sure they’re all okay

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?

jake has them during the night, eli during the day

7. Who sweats the small stuff?

jake secretly does & eli thinks it’s cute

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

tbh jake would totes sleep in his birthday suit (which is why he hogs the blankets bc he’s the type to feel v hot at first only to freeze later on) and eli sleeps in pajamas. altho eli makes jake wear pants when they sleep in the same bed

(jake argues that he’s “going to end up losing those pants anyway so whats the point”

and eli lightly shoves his smirking face away like “binch no i for one plan to get some sleep tonight”

“that wont be the only thing ur getting ;)”

“jaCOB LUCAS CAN U NOT I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW”)

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?

eli makes tea for jake who initially didn’t like it but found that it calms him down (especially after nightmares)

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?

eli likes it sweet while jake likes sour more lol

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?

eh i dont think they like horror movies OR romance though jake’s a fan of action movies & eli likes superheroes so they compromise on that. maybe somedays they curl up on the hammock and watch a romance movie bc they’re too lazy to get the remote. jake makes fun of it only to feel emotional at the end when the love interest dies lol

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?

jakey’s smol, eli’s tol hehe

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?

neither? jake reacts to the situations accordingly and is almost never shookt while eli is generally sensible and level-headed

14. Who kills the spiders?

eli stomps on it / hits it with his prosthetic HAHA

15. Who is scared of the dark?

neither.

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

neither. eli has a weird fondness for them bc they remind him of the time jake saved them from the weird lightning storm in chapter 1 hehe

17. Who works/ Who stays at home?

i hc that they both work after the events of la huerta

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

eli’s a dog person while jake is a wolf person (LOL) and they do get a dog at one point

19. Who loves to call the other one cute names?

uh idk if it’s cute per se but jake calls eli “boy scout”, “darling”, “babe” and stuff like that while eli calls him… “hotness”. that’s the best he’s got really.

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?

ahsdjsak it’s a big thing for them to fight for dominance but more often than not jake ends up on top

21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?

eli has an obssessing with collecting (like collecting clues and idols HAHA) trinkets

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?

eli would!! jake would be touched by all the effort awww

23. Who asks who out on the first date?

from eli’s perspective he’s the one who asked jake out on a normal date in a coffeeshop while jake thinks he made the first move by asking eli to ride with him on a plane (loaned by rourke industries where aleister is the boss now and just let me live with these post la huerta hcs okay)

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener?

they’re pretty equal in this regard, though jake marvels at how he can open up to eli because eli’s such a good, attentive listener

25. Who wears the other ones clothes?

eli wears jake’s jacket (which fits him p snugly) and jake is like “o shit it looks so good on him”

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?

jake eats junk food/whatever’s on hand while eli tries (emphasis on tries) to stir them to heathier diets

27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?

eli takes a longer shower because he likes to belt out hayley rose songs. jake hears and teases em though the door about finishing up his lil concert (because he likes to rile eli up. he’s actually v amused by the singing.) eli replies with a classic “why dont you come here and make me” and then jake enters the bathroom and the rest as they say is history ;)

28. Who is the book worm?

neither tbh they don’t read (heh) as the bookworm types

29. Who is the better cook?

eli haha jake has no patience with cooking

30. Who likes long walks on the beach?

eli def!

31. Who is more affectionate?

eli shows more affection while jake craves it more fkdsjnd

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?

oh man jake says he doesn’t like long deep convos but there’s something about eli that gets him to open up and eli likes to be there for jake as much as possible

33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt?

oh man eli makes jake wear “not guilty” b/c yo jake is totally innocent!! while jake makes eli wear “sin” because damn does he think that eli is sexy as hell

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?

jake wears “if lost, return to eli” while eli wears “i am eli” bc his lone wolf is prone to wandering off (but jake always returns to him

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?

eli’s aunt HAHA who invites em over for the holidays once she’s cool with jake

36. Who is the social media addict?

ehhh neither like eli spends the normal amount of time on social media tho he posts a lot of group pics since he’s an extravert ahaha

37. Height difference or age difference?

uh both? eli’s taller and jake’s older if i remember right

38. Who likes to star gaze?

eli

39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside?

eliii the prize is a toy plane he gets for jake awww

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?

surprisingly jake is responsible parent and eli is the fun one

41. Who cries during sad movies?

jake gets emotional during romcoms when the LI dies jfkndks

42. Who is the neat freak?

uh jake has an organized “system” but it only makes sense to him while eli is just. no. just no. he’s not rachel from the freshman/sophomore level bad but he is not organized either

43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?

jake does hehe

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?

eli’s active and more into health stuff while jake is lazy

45. Who is more likely to get drunk?

eli has a lower tolerance HAHA

46. Who has the longer food order?

eli haha he’s more conscientious with food stuff

47. Who has the more complex coffee order?

jake bc i find it funny HAHAHA

48. Who loses stuff?

eli bc he’s a mess

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?

jake drives & eli rides (;D ;D ;D)

50. Who is the hopeless romantic?

neither. jake is v cynical while eli is saks lang. more hopeful than most, but definitely not naive by any standards

#mc x jake #jake mckenzie #endless summer #playchoices #choices: stories you play #male mc x jake #elijake #eli de loyola

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mithoen · 7 years

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More Ageswap AU Stuff Because I Love This AU Except It’s Mischief Trio + Quail Boyfriends Focused

SURPRISE, THERE’S M O R E BECAUSE I’M A SELF INDULGENT FUCK WHO LOVES HER OWN AU’S TOO MUCH

THIS IS BASICALLY JUST A SKYPE CONVERSATION BETWEEN MYSELF AND @sproson-ya SO ENJOY

WARNING; SENSITIVE MATERIAL IS DISCUSSED HERE SUCH AS THREATS OF VIOLENCE, ACTUAL DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND DOMESTIC ABUSE, PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION

Please don’t take any of it too seriously, especially the parts where we’re fuzzy on certain things - yes, they could be researched but at the time it was spur of the moment and this is just a vague concept for something that could happen.

Kyn: HITORI AND KAZOO DON'T GET ALONG WITH THESE THREE, RIGHT?? I said tohri might be friends with them because he's the Nicest but

Vincent: hitori is a Little "e h " about tohri but Kazuaki probably likes him. xD or at least is not afraid of him when he's alone

Kyn: poor hitori I imagine souma and ryuuji might try to rope him into some pranks sometimes

hitori: "I-i'm not going to help you guys-"

ryuuji, on one of hitori's sides, holding hitori's arm in his own: "oh c'monnn, u-zu-ne! you're too stuck up,, being the teachers pet must be boring sometimes, right?"

souma, on hitori's other side, also holding hitori's arm: "indeed. you should relax sometimes, uzune. research says that a little fun is good for your health."

hitori: "it's not fun if you're hurting people!!"

souma: "oh?? I don't know, I find it's quite fun to watch nanaki cry while I pull his hair out strand by strand."

hitori: "gh- don't you dare!"

souma: "who knows? i guess it's up to you, uzune."

Vincent: hitori, gives souma his very known sharp-eyed look; "if you even dare to touch him, i will pin you to the wall and Punch out your teeth." meanwhile Kazuaki is probably sitting there nervously and talking to tohri it's really.... easy to win his trust kjsdhvkj

Kyn: souma: //smiles cruelly// "mm, i'd like to see you try." //tugs on the others arm a little// "i am aspiring to be a doctor,, and i'm not afraid to get dirty. i could dislocate your arm before you even got the chance."

ryuuji: "isa, reel it in a little."

souma: ",,,is that a yes or a no, uzune?"

tohri: //sweating and trying to distract kazoo from his friends 'persuasion' tactics// "so!! you say you like to draw, hm?? i have never seen your artwork! artistry is very important to one such as myself, so i'd love to see it sometime!"

Vincent: Kazuaki; small gasp, "you??? like art too?? do you draw or something else?" suddenly he's very interested and just omg, tohri you actually make him kinda happy how can you be such an asshole. look at this pure golden and freckled Boy...

Vincent: and hitori ksjhkcj

Vincent: he'd never agree to it and just protect Kazuaki better or get hurt himself

Vincent: he aint taking no threats from no one

Kyn: tohri: //blinks and then flushes, a little embarrassed and a little sad he's tricking this poor Boy// "i,, sculpt, sometimes! and i,,, well, they aren't very good, but i,,,, i draw clothes,,,,, i want to become a fashion designer,,,,,,,," //blinks again and realises what he was saying// "b-bUT ITS NOT LIKE THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME OR ANYTHING- IT'S JUST A STEPPING STONE IN THE LIFE OF THE GREAT NISHIKIKOUJI TOHRI!!"

Kyn: hitori: "grr,,, i'd never agree to your dumb pranks!! whether or not they're harmless - you're still causing trouble in the school! now get off of me!" //pulls himself out of souma and ryuuji's grip

souma: "hmph. as usual, you're uncooperative and annoying." //pulls out a scalpel from the inside of his blazer and sneers at hitori// "maybe if we skin you we'll find somebody a little easier to work with on the inside-"

ryuuji: //holds his arm over souma's chest// "no, isa, leave him be. fight on your own terms, in your own time. if he won't help, we'll just have to make it extra mischievous, right?"

souma: ",,,of course. fine. but we aren't done here, uzune."

Vincent: FUCK. FUCK. NOW I JUST IMAGINE HITORI RUNNING AND SEARCHING FOR KAZUAKI. BUT SOUMA AND RYUUJI OF COURSE KNOW WHERE HE AND TOHRI ARE SO THEY FIND THEM SOONER. AND JUST RYUUJI AND SOUMA WALKING UP TO THE TWO OF THEM SOUMA GRINNING LIKE THE EVIL FUCK HE IS AND KAZUAKI JUST "o h no.." probably tries to text hitori quickly but ryuuji snatches his phone away and aa aaaaa aaa

Kyn: AHAHAHAHAH Y E S.

kazoo: "p-please don't!! please!! i-i'm sorry!"

ryuuji: //holding kazoo still by his wrists// "haha! i'm not."

tohri: ",,,wait- wait, ryuuji, souma - do we have to hurt him?"

souma: //sorting through his 'equipment', turns his head to look coldly at tohri over his shoulder// "what, have you come to care for him now that we left you alone together for half an hour?"

tohri: "n-no, i just,,,"

souma: "remember where your loyalties lie, nishikikouji."

kazoo: "tohri!! tohri, help me please!!"

tohri: //falls silent, looks away from kazoo with a painful expression// ",,,sorry, nanaki."

ryuuji: "awright!! what're we gonna do with him, i~sa?"

souma: "i was thinking of leaving some light scarring along his stomach. perhaps we should sign our names into his skin and let uzune discover them as a present, hm?"

Vincent: Kazuaki fucking PANICS; "N-no!! please! don't touch me!! don't touch me there - it's inappropriate, please please please-- i'm gonna throw up, please -- ,, please,,, " he's still pretty scared of touch holy shit. and for them to get to his stomach they'd need to undress layers of clothes the boy would be v traumatized in many ways

Vincent: hITORI RUN!! RUN AND SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND!! god,,

Kyn: HITORI'S GONNA H A V E TO FIND THEM AND QUICK BECAUSE SOUMA'S NOT ABOUT TO STOP FOR ANYONE, RYUUJI DOESN'T CARE AND TOHRI'S TOO POWERLESS TO STOP THEM BOTH

souma, bent over kazoo as he unbuttons the other's shirt: "you're annoying. stop moving. kawara, hold him steadier."

ryuuji: "hey, it's not as easy as it looks, isa!!"

kazoo: "no!! get off me!! please- please, stop, please-"

souma: "annoying. nishikikouji, come here."

tohri: "wh,,, what? what do you want??"

souma: //looks around before grabbing a loose brick off the ground and handing it to tohri// "hit him."

tohri: "what?! I can't-"

souma: "hit him, nishikikouji. all you have to do is knock him out - or at least give him a concussion. just get him to stop moving."

tohri: ",,,,,,"

kazoo: //outright crying// "t-t-tohri,,, please,,,, don't,,,,,"

ryuuji: "go on!!"

tohri: "mmnph. fine, fine... stay still, nanaki, it'll only hurt for a moment,,"

Vincent: Kazuaki; "no, no please i'll hold still please don't hit me. I'll hold still won't tell anyone. please, not the head.." still sobs and tries to hold as still as possible so tohri doesn't smack him over the head

Vincent: hitori probably,,, wont find him in time,,, they probably arent even in School anymore??? and if he finds them by trying to run in the direction they went in that would take too Long and Kazuaki would be in pain already,,,,

Vincent: at least hitori would be able to call the Police on them and then catch souma one day off guard and Punch his nose bloody

Vincent: ryuuji and tohri will get revenge too but a more quiet one that wouldn't be able to be tracked down to him as easily :'D

Kyn: I WAS HOPING YOU'D MENTION HITORI CALLING THE POLICE

Kyn: they'd probably find these three before any Actual harm could come to poor, poor kazoo

tohri: "ghhh,,, I can't believe this,,, arrested, again, because of you two and your stupid messing about!!"

policeman: "shut up. you were obviously going to hit that kid-"

souma: "let him go, please. I told him to."

policeman: "you're... isa souma, right? you have a record, boy, why should we trust your word-"

ryuuji: "no, he's right!! tohri's innocent! please don't get him into trouble."

policeman: ",,,we'll be investigating into this, but for now you're free to go."

tohri: "oh, thank god-"

Kyn: ryouta: "ryuuji!!"

ryuuji: "ah, dad. hi."

ryouta: "I can't believe you- again? really? we've talked about this! you promised when we made up that you'd stop getting caught up in this sort of thing and focus on your studies!"

ryuuji: "it's not like i'm doing terrible in school, dad. and we weren't actually going to hurt kazoo - it was just pretend! right, isa?"

souma: ",,,indeed."

ryouta: //massages the bridge of his nose// "we're,, talking about this seriously when we get home, ryuuji. come on."

ryuuji: "oh, looks like i'm getting bailed out. see you tomorrow at school, isa!"

souma: "bye."

//RYUUJI AND RYOUTA PASS A VERY ANGRY LOOKING MAN IN A SUIT AS THEY LEAVE//

ryuuji: ",,,wait. wait, wait-! souma! dad, get off, souma's-"

ryouta: "??? we're leaving, come on - hey, ryuuji!"

ryuuji: //arrives back in the holding cells just in time to watch souma's dad hit souma across the face

Dr. Isa: "you're a disgrace to this family! you have a criminal record!"

souma: "sorry, father."

Dr. Isa: "you will hand over all your research and equipment to myself and your mother immediately after getting home, do you hear me? your phone, too."

souma: ",,,yes, father."

Vincent: YOOOOO HITTING YOUR CHILD IS NOT COOL MAN HE MIGHT BE AN ASSHOLE THAT JUST TRAUMATISED KAZUAKI P BADLY ( good luck being able to snuggle up onto your soft boyfriend ever again hitori ) BUT YOOOOO O O NOT COOL. And that with the police in sight! You're going to get to hear something from them, too :T Guess the police at least sees where the roots lie...,,, Considering that souma is not of age yet and already has a record I'm pretty sure a social worker would visit souma at home and try to at least look around in his environment??? I'm pretty sure they would talk to souma and question his parents too... mmmm

Vincent: No money would really be able to be enough for souma to stay in that family,, He probably gets in a home for abused children for a while ;w; If he's lucky

Vincent: If not his dad is mightier and just owns everyone

Vincent: Which might be p b ad

Vincent: I'm basing this off on the German system btw

Vincent: Idk how it would be in Japan but I can't imagine that it would be much different,,

Kyn: aaah yeah i was gonna say i imagine souma's family is. Pretty Rich and they're likely to fork out a lot of money to keep souma out of real trouble - and themselves out a lot of trouble for being cruel to him, too

Kyn: IDK HOW THE POLICE WORK IN JAPAN EITHER BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE YEAH

Kyn: in any case, souma ends up running away to live with tohri later on s o

Kyn: tohri: "you two are late!! i was getting worried you'd had to spend the night in jai- WHOA SOUMA, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR-"

souma: "i don't want to talk about it."

ryuuji: ",,,maybe we went overboard this time."

tohri: "if even you're saying that, i guess we must have done,,, what happened?"

ryuuji: "his dad came to bail him out."

tohri: “oh...”

Vincent: O h n o

Vincent: They better apologise for what they've done qwq Hitori won't show any mercy otherwise, and nageki doesn't need this,,,

Kyn: souma Might have a bruise on his face but he certainly doesn't have a bruise on his pride

Kyn: he's not going to apologise for jack shit, ryuuji and tohri are gonna have to defuse the situation for him - or let their friend get what's coming to him

Vincent: Yeah... Hitori.... is more than only angry... he's dead set to see souma bleed because holy shit really anyone else deserved this but not his already anxious boyfriend ; w ; Ryuuji and tohri can talk as much as they want to him but he ain't gonna forgive haha,,

Kyn: mmmm souma might be prideful but he Knows he goes overboard sometimes and he Knows this time he definitely fucked up so even if he won't apologise, he's not going to fight back against hitori either

tohri: "what do you mean, you're 'going to go find uzune'?! he's going to kill you, souma!"

souma: "well. maybe i deserve it."

ryuuji: "don't say that,, it was all our faults-"

souma: "no. i'm always dragging you two into my messes. let me deal with it."

tohri: "now isn't the time to be selfless, you idiot!"

Vincent: SOUMA ARE YOU REALLY SURE BECAUSE WOWIE IF HE WON'T FIGHT BACK THEN HITORI PROBABLY WON'T do as much tbh... he's not as cruel to beat someone who's already on the ground xD

Vincent: But he sure as hell will lecture him good

Kyn: SOUMA WOULD BE SO CONFUSED

souma: "wh,, why did you stop?"

hitori: ",,,why aren't you fighting me?"

souma: "unimportant-"

hitori: "its not fair for me to hit you if you aren't going to hit me back. i'm not you."

souma: ",,,alright, i deserve that, but- you've chosen the worst time to be kindhearted, uzune, as always."

Vincent: Hitori; "well then. Glad that I didn't need to punch your lights out first to calm you down. What you did to kazu was beyond terrible and your understanding I assume. It's not only that you scared him... He always had a paranoia of people touching him. I don't know if this even gets in your stupid overly spoiled head, but he's even more terrified now. I can't even hug him anymore... speaking of holding him... Do you understand?” //actually cries a little because of his soft boyfriend Souma if didnt noticed earlier probably noticed now that Hito and kazu have a closer relationship than just friends :'D

Kyn: YEAH HE'S A LITTLE TOO DENSE TO NOTICE THAT THEY WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP, TBH

Kyn: dense or just doesn't care, at any rate

souma: ",,,i'm not going to apologise because frankly, I couldn't give two shits about how nanaki feels. let him be afraid, see if I care. i'm not here for a lecture, uzune - are you going to hit me or not?"

Vincent: Hitori; "...I didn't expect any different from the son of the Isas." he'd stand up, blow his knuckles a little since they were all red from the first punch he used on souma to knock him of his feet

Vincent: Kinda just dusts himself off and wipes his tears away "I won't dirty my hands on scum like you. You don't even deserve being beaten. I thought you were just one of these kids but.. Kids like you grow up to end up with a bullet in their head." And he just fucking leaves because NOT EVEN WORTH IT

Vincent: He thought he could beat some sense in him?? He uses fits and words but like wowie if souma doesn't even react to that he'd just see him a lost cause,,,

Kyn: souma: //blinks, left lying on the ground in surprise. sits up and puts a hand to his chest, expression twisting into a small frown// "son,, of the,,,,," //closes his eyes// ",,that's it?" //gets to his feet unsteadily, face half anger and half panic// "that's it?! you can't just walk away, uzune! you can't- ,,aren't you angry?! don't you want to hit me?? I don't,, I don't understand, I don't,,," //puts his hand to his cheek where the bruise is// ",,being hurt,, is all i'm good for,,, I deserve it,,"

Vincent: Hitori; stops and narrows his eyes at souma. feels a Little weird Hearing that. "Listen. I dont know what your parents taught you or what bullshit you're into. Maybe you're just getting off out of this. But i dont enjoy beating People up or being in rage. and what's even the Point if you don't get it? you'll learn that Actions have far more consequences than just a bloody nose soon enough... but i don't want to be the one to grant you that favour. now fuck off, isa. and dont let me see you anytime soon."

Kyn: souma: //wraps an arm around himself to grip at the other arm, eyes downturned as hitori walks off and mouth twisted into a frown// ",,,,,"

tohri: "!!!! souma!! you're back!! thank god, I thought uzune was going to murder you!"

souma: ",,,as did I. I was sorely disappointed."

ryuuji: "at least you're okay!! come over here and play cards with us!!"

souma: //blinks before shaking his head with a sigh, smiling lightly// "alright. what're we playing?"

Kyn: tohri and ryuuji understand souma better than souma understands himself :'D in any case hitori's words definite made him feel something

Kyn: he's probably the reason why souma runs away, actually he realises being stuck with his shitty parents is only going to make him just like them and while he's okay with being a dick he doesn't want to be a rich asshole who doesn't care about anyone because he does care about his friends

Vincent: bless hitori but..... god when he Comes home though hitori would have such a breakdown because "Kazuaki i am sorry that i couldnt do more.... i love you so much but i couldnt do anything...." what do you even do when you actually have morals?? :'D

Kyn: WOULD HITORI EVEN TELL NAGEKI ANY OF WHAT HAPPENED?? LIKE. HE'D CERTAINLY BE NOTIFIED BY KAZOO'S PARENTS THAT HE WAS PROBABLY ESCORTED HOME BY THE POLICE,,, AND HE'D DEFINITELY NOTICE KAZOO'S RECLUSIVE ATTITUDE

Vincent: OF COURSE NAGEKI WOULD KNOW EVERYTHING

Vincent: Kazuaki is more at hitori's place than he is at his home :'D

Vincent: and i am p sure Kazuaki sat nervously with nageki in the kitchen when hitori came back

Kyn: you know who'd be even angrier at souma than hitori

Kyn: n a g e k i

Vincent: OH B O Y

Kyn: he'd be fucking livid

Kyn: nevermind himself burning to death, he'd set souma alight

Vincent: NAGEKI HOLY FUCK

Vincent: I THOUGHT HE'D BE SOMEWHAT PROUD THAT HITORI DIDNT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOUMA

Vincent: B UT OK AY :'D

Kyn: LMAOOO oh no he'd be very proud that hitori didn't resort to violence

Kyn: because it means he can do it himself

Kyn: doesn't help that he's the school librarian

Vincent: NAGEKI DONT BEAT UP KIDS

Vincent: YOU NEED THIS JOB

Kyn: ryuuji: "okay!! lets go get those books out of the library that mr. shirogane told us to get!"

tohri: "you know, I've always wondered what mr. fujishiro and mr. shirogane's relationship was,,,"

souma: "probably unimportant. don't get excited, nishikikouji."

ryuuji: "good afternoon, mr. fujishiro!!"

nageki: "...mr. kawara. mr. nishikikouji.... mr. isa."

souma: ",,,,i get the distinct feeling,,,, that i'm not welcome here right now,,,,"

nageki: "no. no you aren't. in fact, you aren't welcome here at all."

tohri: "um-"

nageki: "surely you're rich enough to just buy the books you want, right, mr. isa? get out. don't come back."

souma: ",,,,,,yes, sir. sorry, sir."

Vincent: THAT'S FUCKING LIT NAGEKI

Vincent: SOUMA PROABLY FEELS THE RELATION BETWEEN NAGEKI AND HITORI :'D

Kyn: EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE RELATED, THEY DON'T EXACTLY HIDE IT

Kyn: souma didn't think about it too much though

Kyn: nageki's always been a quiet but kind teacher, he didn't think the other could get so angry

ryuuji: ",,,isa, you oka-?"

souma: "don't bother, kawara. i deserve it, so it's fine."

tohri: "you keep saying that, but really,,,"

Vincent: no no i know that everyone knows it but like SOUMA ACTUALLY FELT IT because that was very hitori of nageki :'D

VIncent: ryuuji; "insane idea; but what about you try to apologise for a Change?"

souma; "insane idea indeed"

Kyn: LMAOOOO

Kyn: they're Brothers, alright

Kyn: i think after running away souma might be inspired to apologise on his own terms directly to kazoo

Vincent: wowie good luck Kazuaki will start crying when he only sees souma getting Close to him

Kyn: LMAO WHOOPS

souma: ",,,,!!! um." //swallows// "er,, n-nanaki, um,,,, uh,,"

Vincent: kazuaki; Looks around for hitori,, takes out his phone in a hurry, Drops it, kneels down it pick it up, cries more "i swear i didnt tell anyone-- they all found it out on their own-- please dont "

Kyn: souma: ",,,,,i did this to you. i made you like this. i'm,,, i'm so sorry. i'm so, so sorry. you don't deserve to cry like that- because of,, because of me. i understand if you can't forgive me, i'm just- i'm sorry."

Vincent: kazuaki; blinks a few times, stares up at him, just hiccups, "wh-.... i-is... this some k-Kind of joke... " picks up his phone, stands up and presses his Hands against his chest "... i... didnt know you c-could feel regret.... y-you arent lying right?..."

Kyn: souma: "no, i'm,,, I'm not lying. you have every right to be suspicious of course but - no, i mean it. i never liked uzune and he certainly doesn't like me, but you didn't deserve to be hurt like you were because i'm a petty asshole, so. i'm sorry. and i say that with all the compassion, for what little of it that i have, left in my heart."

Vincent: kazuaki; Looks around again, just to make sure that there is no one to just kinda grab him and hold him "ah.... mm... - then I am.. g-glad i... i guess i can accept your apology but uhm... please dont mess with hitori like this anymore.... h-he cares a lot and... he really doesnt deserve to be heartbroken like this... he already worries so much about his brother.... ... i apologise that he had to beat you up because i couldnt protect myself..."

Vincent: Baby kazoo is just too pure and naivee

Kyn: souma: //squints at kazoo, irritation slowly growing on his face// "we haven't spoken in quite a while now, so I think I forgot the reason why I never liked you - but i'm beginning to remember. you're weak. pathetic. stand up for yourself more, nanaki, stop letting uzune fight your battles - and stop worrying about him over yourself! I'm here apologising to you, - you are the one I held a knife to, you are the one who has spent the last few months in constant fear of me. focus on your own feelings for once, not uzune's!"

Vincent: kazuaki; seems to be quite surprised at the tone of voice. weak? yup.. pathetic? yup yup, he knew all of that,, ".. i am sorry- I ... uh... i know but i uh... can't really uhm... i dont know what to say........"

Kyn: souma: //sighs// "ugh, I don't know why I bother with either you or him. I came here to do what I felt I was needed of me, and I have completed that task. Goodbye, Nanaki. See you in school."

Vincent: that Feeling when you wanna say something but you are still too scared of the Person :'D

Vincent: sorry souma there is nothing much to dooo

Kyn: ka z o o he's le a v I n g say somethinnnnng

Vincent: but kazuaki thinks now that you didnt actually m e an i t

Vincent: WHAT SHOULD HE SAY HE'S AFRAID THAT HE'LL REGRET I T

Kyn: LMAO SOUMA STOP BEING SO COARSE YOU GAVE OFF THE WRONG IMPRESSION AGAIN

Vincent: kazuaki; "teachers always force their students to apologise to the Person they bullied but the bully never means it. it makes us only more scared that well see something worse coming because of the humiliation the bully went through.... "

Vincent: poor kazuaki proably gets bullied constantly and he doesnt know how to fi g ht it

Vincent: he tried talking back but that only made it worse probably because he never knows what to say :'D

Kyn: souma: //pauses, his back to kazoo// ",,,I do mean it, but I suppose if my words aren't enough proof for you, then... if you continue to have bullying issues with other students, you may come to me if you so wish. I can easily make those issues... Disappear. Or worse. It's up to you, of course, but it is a very real offer. I do not provide services for just anyone and I would like it if you believe me when I apologise, considering how you are literally the first person I have ever apologised to in my life, if you're willing to believe that as well."

Vincent: kazuaki; "THAT'S EVEN WORSE! Why would you even offer to hurt others?? you hurt me and you're sorry.... ok ay,,, i believe you then... y-you just sounded less.... like you really meant it... but why would you hurt others? Hitori... talks to them and they stop... sometimes tease me about it.... but it's alright ut why would you...... do worse....... that's terrible?...... did,, did you really try to kill me back then, too?...."

Kyn: souma: "I wasn't trying to kill you, Nanaki. just damage. hurt. scar. those sorts of things. even if the blade never touched you in the end, I suppose I managed to scar you in a worse way. as for why..." //goes quiet for a second// "it's all I know how to do."

Vincent: kazuaki; "huh.... that's actually... pretty sad... aren't uhm... your friends helping you?..... i mean haha... th-they do ... but i mean.... are they like that too?.... do you maye want to hang out with me and hitori then? he's very smart and nice! he'll forgive you! he knows a lot of things..... uh.... s-sorry I uhm..... anyway I forgive you........" //reaches out his Hand to shake souma's

Kyn: souma: //blinks in surprise// ",,,oh." //hesitates for a moment, hand half outstretched before accepting kazuaki's awkwardly, shaking it slowly as if unsure about what he's doing before letting go and staring at his own hand for a few moments// ",,,uh, what? Hitori? Uzune? N,, no, I doubt that he'd want me around. he told me as much. ,,,thank you for the offer, however. and thank you for accepting my apology. as for kawara and nishikikouji... no, they aren't much like myself. kawara probably has his own issues, but they aren't much like my own. nishikikouji is a very well-rounded individual. he's sorry too, by the way - he was very distressed afterward about almost hurting you - although I suppose you'd rather hear that from his own mouth."

Vincent: kazuaki; "hito! isa apologised to me!"

hitori; "???? HE DID WHAT? you didn't accept it did you -"

kazuaki;

Hitori;

kazuaki; "... i think we are friends now"

hitori; "kazu, oh my god,,, i love you but this is too much even for you...."

Kyn: SOUMA WOULD AGGRESSIVELY TRY TO AVOID BOTH HITORI AND NAGEKI UNTIL THE END OF TIME TBH

souma: //returns to the other two, expression confused// ",,,,"

tohri: "you're back!!"

ryuuji: "how'd it go?? did he say you guys were good now??"

souma: "I,,, believe that I have managed to,,, befriend nanaki, although I am unsure as to how I accomplished this."

ryuuji: "ah!! we've been replaced, nishikikouji!"

tohri: "oh well. didn't really see the appeal in isa souma's friendship, anyway."

souma: "wh- hey!"

tohri: "i'm kidding!!"

souma: //grumbles// "i'd never,,, replace you both,,, you are my,,, most important people,,,"

ryuuji: "wow, that was mushy!! come here and let me hug you!"

souma: "no- get off-!!"

tohri: "too late!!"

Vincent: GOOD

Vincent: VERY N I CE

Vincent: GET SANDWICHED SOUMA

Kyn: souma loves his friends and his friends love him and each other

Kyn: they're very gay tbh

Kyn: people Suspect things but they're too afraid of incurring mischief wrath to say anything

Kyn: they aren't dating tho

Kyn: yet, anyway

#Hatoful Boyfriend #im so sorry #HAVE MORE OF THIS I KNOW PEOPLE WERE CURIOUS #it's about as gritty as the original game #don't worry about that #tw: knives #tw: abuse #tw: trauma

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clouds06-archive · 8 years

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AmeCan New Years Present!!

Media: APH/Hetalia

Ship: AmeCan: 1p!America/1p!Canada

Characters: America (Alfred) and Canada (Matthew)

Rating: K

Length: 1,284 words

Warnings: N/A ?

A/N: happy new years @bisexualbutthole ! idk why it wont let me Actually tag u but @amecan-exchange can get it to you if i cant! This is going to be in a few parts,, I keep gaining and losing momentum to complete it but TRUST me!! i will Get It Done. it’ll be between,, 4-8 parts im pretty sure! i tried to encompass multiple parts of what u were asking for!

“Listen…”

“Alfred.”

“Yes, Alfred,” Matthew added, thankful the man he hired over Craigslist had an easy to remember name, “you’re going to see things at this get together, and in my house, that you don’t fully… understand. I’m going to try and explain to you the situation, but… Just- don’t panic about any of it, alright?”

Alfred paused. “What… exactly am I doing?”

“Let me show you.”

Matthew positively could not have asked any other witch or warlock to come to his family reunion with him. Not only did his bloodline know every single magician anywhere ever, but… Well. Matthew was never a fan of any witch or warlock he had ever met. Still, his parents wanted grandchildren, or just the knowledge that their little Mattie was happy.

He felt like he was digging low by looking on Craigslist for a fake date, of all places, but Alfred held promise unlike anything he’s ever seen. His ad was humorous and detailed anything and everything he needed to know- Matthew knows his parents would enjoy seeing him with someone as… spontaneous and sporadic as Mr. Jones. He was a simple human- but what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them.

Alfred was around the same age as Matthew, going to a local university, and working on the side at a fast food chain that Matthew happened to frequent. He never found Alfred strikingly unhandsome, which was good, and he wasn’t too handsome, which was even better. Someone as quiet as Matthew wouldn’t be able to grab someone extremely out of his league; his parents knew that much.

Matthew hesitated, before clicking the link on the ad and typing a quick message explaining Matthew’s situation and a place to meet to talk more about the plan.

About twenty minutes into the “date,” Matthew requested they go back to his place to discuss more secret matters. Alfred agreed, and the duo got into Matthew’s car.

“If at any time you want to stop, turn around, anything like that- just say the word and I’ll drive you back here to your car. I can’t have your car in my driveway- I don’t want others suspecting anything.”

“Alright, Matt. Hey, speaking of, any nicknames you’d prefer? I’m assuming that since we’ve been together we’d be on a nickname basis, y’know?”

Matthew put the car into drive and headed out of the parking lot. “My family calls me Mattie. A lot of them. You can call me whatever you want, really.” His reply got a thumbs up from Alfred, and after a few stoplights and turns, they arrived in front of Matthew’s house.

Alfred whistled. “Nice house.”

“Thanks. I did some magic and made it cheap and available to myself.” Alfred started to get out, but Matthew stopped him.

“What’s up?” Alfred asked, looking back at Matthew.

“Listen…”

“Alfred.”

Alfred paused. “What… exactly am I doing?”

“Let me show you.”

To Matthew, Alfred seemed fairly ignorant and… up in the clouds, for lack of better explanation. The duo got out of the car, and Matthew unlocked the door to his house. “Don’t move past the entryway at first, alright?” Alfred nodded, a little nervous but more… excited than anything. He didn’t see Matthew as a threat of any sort, and knew that his curiosity would keep him up at night if he turned back. Matthew opened the door.

Inside, millions of things were happening. The smell of coffee hit Alfred’s nose, along with the smell of well-crafted breakfast foods. He could hear a vacuum, and as he stepped in, he saw it as well; running on its own across the carpet in the living room to the right. Matthew proclaimed a few words Alfred didn’t understand, and his shoes changed to red slippers. A mug of coffee hovered into the room, pausing in front of Matthew. Matthew sighed, and plucked it from midair, taking a sip.

“They’re simple charms- they don’t stop unless I turn them off, which is a pain. Turning them off requires so many incantations that I just can’t be bothered with.” Matthew takes another drink, and sighs. “The coffee’s good, though; would you like it? I’m not particularly thirsty.” Flabbergasted, Alfred just nods, and takes the cup. Matthew watches him, shutting the door. “Well? You can drink it, it’s alright.”

Alfred does as told. Damn, that is good coffee. Matthew looks at him, moving a little closer.

“You can back out at any time, Alfred. You don’t have to do this.” Alfred shakes his head.

“No, no! It’s just…”

“A lot to get used to?” Matthew finishes questioningly.

“Yeah… A lot to get used to. A lot.”

Alfred kicks off his shoes at Matthew’s request. “You can’t change my shoes into slippers?”

“It’s just a charm on my slippers to make them appear like actual shoes. Charms are easy; actual spells take a little more gusto.” Matthew explains. Alfred follows him into the living room, both of them sitting on a pair of worn leather chairs facing each other.

“So… You’re a wizard?” At the question, Matthew laughs.

“I’m a warlock. Warlocks are born into magic, while wizards are taught.”

“I could become a wizard, then?”

“I mean, yeah, but it’s a lot to take in and stuff, y’know? You would have had to start very young.”

“Oh… Well- what should I know?” Alfred puts the finished cup of coffee down on the stand next to the chair he’s in, and sees it float up and away, presumably back to the kitchen to get washed.

“Hm… my parent’s names are Arthur and Francis. They live on the opposite side of the state. Going over there will require a road trip. How much money will you need?”

“I charge 5 dollars an hour, 25 dollars a day. How long will this trip be?”

“I dunno… four days to a week?”

“Cool. Um… am I going to pretend to be a warlock too, or…?”

“Yeah,” Matthew nodded rushedly, “That’s the plan, yeah.”

“What’ll happen when your family asks what sort of spells I can do?”

“They… most likely won’t- but... Damn, that’s a good point. I could charm you? So you can perform minimal tasks? But that has to be consensual.”

“Matthew. If there’s any chance of me doing fucking magic, I want in.”

Matthew started making preparations.

“We are leaving the day after tomorrow, is that okay?” Matthew asks later that night, after a casual questioning between the two and what they were comfortable with. Alfred admitted that this wasn’t his usual family gathering- not only with the magic stuff, but with more than one day in mind.

“Yeah, that’s fine!” Alfred exclaims, putting his coat back on and sliding into his sneakers.

“Oh- almost forgot!” Matthew pulls out his phone and opens up his contacts app. “What’s your number? So I can let you know of any changes in plans or anything.”

“Oh- here I can just put it in!” After a few moments of fumbling between each other’s phones, numbers were exchanged and Matthew drove Alfred back to his car.

The next day passed by uneventfully. Alfred couldn’t stop thinking about Matthew and the world he had found out about because of Matthew; Matthew couldn’t stop thinking about what would happen if his parents found out he told a regular human about their lifestyle.

Their sleep was restless.

#amecan #aph america #aph canada #bisexualbutthole #amecan-exchange #amelia.txt #amelia.docx

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celestialallstars · 5 years

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Episode 11: “The odds are against me but I’m gonna make it....” - Loris

FUCK YOU MATT. FUCK YOU JACK. FUCK YOU STEPHEN. FUCK THIS CAST. YALL LYING ASS HOES SUCK MY FUCKING NIPPLES

Right now, I've got a mixture of feelings. On one end, I guess the tribal showed were some people's loyalties lie, but on the other I couldn't help but feel like it was a bit much. Like everybody in this game has literally lied and like I don't know, I understood Jack and Matt's frustration but it was a big yikes to see it get so tense and everyone get worked up. Like had my laptop not shut off, I would have likely snapped tonight and I think I'm seeing the good and the bad of things right now and it's just...a mess. Not to mention the 8 man alliance couldn't get it together until the 11th hour.

Fuck. Fucking fuck. Matt is finally gone, and this time we pulled it all off to keep him until Jared fucking pulled out an idol. How did he even know it was gonna be Chloe anyways? Man. I can't help but wonder if he wouldn't have played it had Matt and I shut our mouths but I think he would've anyways. I couldn't help myself, I couldn't let him lie again in public about that I had to expose him. Now he's got no idol, he's got few allies (I think), he's totally vulnerable and I pray to god we get him in the next 2 rounds.

It just occurred to me that I had a part in the chaos tonight. Stephen was already worried about the vote, but if I don't talk to Jack/Mitch then none of the last minute plan to vote Chloe happens I feel or gains as much momentum, then half the craziness that happened tonight at tribal does not happen at all....I saved Steph but at the cost of seemingly having Jared cost his game.

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I'm really drained at the moment between the school stuff and this game and now Jared claims my name was around for this round, or at least it was Bryce's plan. It did not phase me because I already wanted to go against Bryce/Zach but now it at least gives me another reason. AS of all of the craziness, my gut told me to try and stick it out with Michael/Chloe. I believe that between Rhys/Bryce/Zach's sketchiness, Jack just being himself, and Loris, I'd rather just try things out with the others. At this point, I'm kind of over a lot of the BS that people keep trying to sell. Having that said, I firmly believe that things need to get outted tomorrow unless we attempt a full on blindside.

I keep checking my messages as though someone wants to talk to me. Spoiler alert: they don’t.

Sooooo YESTERDAY WAS A DAY!

It started off so simple, Matt seemed to be the target for the majority alliance and Michael/Chloe didn't seem very interested in keeping him around. So I came up with a scheme that I think may have tied into someone else's scheme. But I didn't know it at the time. ANYWAYYYYY...

Matt's going home, but I don't want to vote him. Why? Because I wanna strengthen my relationship with Jack, so I approach both of them to talk about things and figure out who they're voting for. Matt was very antagonistic and I figured out this is because he heard I was saying his name, which was true! I get them to say a name they'd rather have taken out, and it's Chloe. Sure. Me and Chloe barely talk tbh. So I essentially go around getting pissy about wanting to vote Chloe instead of Matt to my alliance because I need to sell it anddddddd........

They... Want to vote her out? SKDJSKDKSKSKSKSKAKSK

Ummmm this wasn't the plan! Everyone except Loris and Jared want to do it. Okay. Whatever. I'm too deep in now to flip back, sorry Chloe!

THEN JARED PLAYS THE IDOL SKSKDKDMSKSKSKSKSSM

Ok but why didn't you use that idol to save Mitch hm?

Sketchy bitch.

Soooo I hear afterwards that Zach and Bryce had a chat with Jack and Matt and apparently they might have wanted to vote Chloe anyway????? But then why let the vote be Matt for the entire day? When we all would've voted Chloe if they just said her name originally? And now Jared also has a chat with Chloe and Michael? Worst allies ever.

Idk Zach and Bryce are sketchy and I've known that since the Mitch vote. Maybe they should watch their backs in the near future ......

First off I was SO happy for Loris! It would have been nice to immunity, but I know with all of the distracting things I had for the day that I did good with the few hours I had. This makes me wonder if it will continue a trend I see in a lot of orgs where I begin to place in the top 4 a lot in the late game. Only time shall tell. Going into this tribal, I for once feel great. Making a new alliance with Loris/Michael/Chloe/Jared all the while keeping Stephen in the loop. I'll still smile and wave in the 13th, three kings, literally any other chat but as far as I'm concerned, I'm ridding my hands of that. Hope its not too early to feel good (it is)

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So I did some thinking and for a bit I had a feeling me or Bryce would get 10th. This was just because Karth came in 20th and Kori in 15th, which had to mean one of us would come in 10th and the other in 5th. Time to see how accurate this prophecy is

Day 25......... gross. So disregarding the challenge because yikes the whole game seems to be flipped on and the best part is that I don’t put myself forward as a target and Jared and Chloe are seen as this tight duo so I expect them to be targeted over myself. However chris and loris both expressed disappointment in how the game has been progressing and Bryce and zach both came to me to strategise so hopefully I’m in some sort of power position in the game however chris has pulled this before where he’s so sad he didn’t get his way and so disappointed and nothing has changed so right now my focus is on how to get myself forward in the game with hopefully more to come and Bryce will hopefully be eliminated this round.

Soooooo I had to abstain from the challenge for work but that's okay. I don't think I'm the target anyway.

The biggest news is that Jared has added onto his old group of Chloe and Michael to create a new majority. One that is planning to overthrow the old one in the near future. Based on what Chris has told me, the additions are himself and Loris.

The issue is, based on what Jared has told me, that Loris wants to wait one more round before locking things down. I see why he'd want to do this. Jack could easily slip through the cracks of the impending majority vs. majority war and that puts him within reach of an easy win at FTC in my opinion.

Jack might actually go home unanimously if things keep up like this. It'd be sad, because I just really started putting work into my relationship with him recently, but it really doesn't seem worth it when, even if I save him, I'll likely be targeting him within 2 or 3 rounds anyway. Cyrena? More like, sayonara.

Of course, if last vote is any indication, this can all change in a couple of minutes! So who the fuck knows. There's still 3 hours until tribal and if I can convince the 5 in power to pull their move now I wouldn't mind it at all.

hi!! ok so like... I won immunity??? and it was a creative challenge???? I’m so shocked and proud of myself I rlly tried to snap and things went wrong but I still SNAPPED!!! and now I made single digits oh my god!!! like... 9th or above I’m so happy with but of course I’m gonna win anyways. so. I suggested an alliance with me chloe Chris michael Jared to Chris and Jared and now it’s a real thing and like.. we just need to get people to vote jack for themselves and then we can run the game perry add. That could be a serve. I genuinely feel like I’m in a rather good spot this game I don’t think anyone should want to vote me out except stephen maybe?? jack is hard to read because I’m not sure he talks To that many people ... idk... also oh my god so I just need to survive 3 more tribals and then I can play my legacy.... and like I’ll be so proud of myself if I get to do that. both seasons I find the legacy in round one(?) and I manage to hold onto it until the final six both times ?? like.. the odds are against me but Im gonna make it....

girl idk. i feel in danger because of lack of talk. everyone wants jack out. id prefer chloe. the only votes we can get are bryce, rhys, jack and myself. loris is dumb. HE WONT idk. jareds legit playin super well and good for him but ppl needa wake up and start knockin off his +1’s so hes easier to take out in the future. but who cares. these people are gonna end up lettin like jared or chris win .. and good. i suppose they deserve it.

im just super tired. partly due to this game but partly because of irl factors... so i just cant go chaotic. its so fun but soooo draining, and its hard when everyone leaks things and jared wants to be dumb and idol. it wasnt dumb. im petty. its real dumb.

im just trying to get ppl on my side but it seems so hard NNNN so . we’ll see

My names going round again 🤠

Ever since I played the idol on Chloe (which was indeed an in the moment decision), I feel a lot better about my spot in the game.

I revealed basically everything to Chris. There was very little that I left out. I told him about the F2 with Bryce, and my motivations behind every decision so far.

Sometimes overbearing trust comes out of overbearing promises. I still need someone to have my back no matter what, so being open with Chris was necessary. I still will try my best to keep Bryce in the game. I need them to war with each other because it will be a long term buffer for me. In terms of F3 plans, I'm not sure. I have options between Chris, Rhys, Chloe, Michael, Stephen, and Loris. I wouldn't mind staying true and taking Bryce as far as I can, but eventually his number will be up and I think that will be better for my chances to win anyways.

Today I finally pulled the trigger and Chris and I put together this 5some of him, Chloe, Michael, Loris, and myself called "starpower."

I will have to be cheeky with Chris to stay in a better spot than him, because he doesn't have strict promises with Bryce as far as I know.

Tonight Jack will go home which was Loris' call. I think it's fine because either way next round Stephen will want a big target out and he needs me to make it happen. I want that target to be on Zach, because I think Zach is the current frontrunner to win, and I think voting him will suit Stephen.

With that being said, it will take a smooth game from hear on out to not be a total goat. I'll try my best.

Feeling very strange about this vote. It's another sort of last minute vote, we've all kind of agreed to do a hard reset and vote Chloe again, but now that I've seen one idol play I can't help but feel like there's another coming, and this time it'd directed towards me potentially. I think I'm gonna propose possibly splitting votes just to cover our bases, because I do feel like Jared and Chloe are now gonna want to target me for no reason other than it's convenient.

If someone idols Jack tonight I’m gonna scream 🤡

So, I wanted Chloe gone this round, because I'm scared she will just float through this game and take a spot at the end. Which is exactly what is happening this vote. People want Jack instead so here we go. Haven't been too active so couldn't have gotten the numbers. Sad times.

Hi so the vote seems to be on jack which is a little bit anti climatic because everyone was like let’s make a move and then boom jack goes like I thot we were going after bryce zach or rhys but I guess not? Anyway I hope im not being played by bitches right now and people stick to their words. Or at least vote jared/Chloe out

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The thing that makes me most nervous going into tribal is that it makes strategic sense for Stephen not to vote with us and instead vote out Jared who’s a far bigger threat than Jack but hopefully the fear of a tie will mean that he makes it 6 and I hope he realises that I’m ok with going against Jared sksksksksk.

THIS game is so sad liek nothing i want happens ppl are just not wanting to do what i want and thats so unlike my first season KJFHDASKJ i just want total control and someone to run the game with but jared is so annoying and is trying to work with the ppl who will vote him out bc hes such a big threat like girl pls just let me have my way and i wont cut u at 4th! im still fuming over the idol play like who does he think he is playing it without letting me know thats all i ask i literally feel pathetic trying to work with him when he clearly has chris/loris/chloe interests ahead of me

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Jack is voted out 8-1-1. He becomes the third member of our jury.

Watch Jack’s exit interview take place below:

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Ep. 12 - “Fly my ass back to Hawaii and dump me in a volcano” - Andrew (Pt. 1)

So I guess All Stars is just gonna be me watching the people I know and love go home one after the other at this point. At this point, I shouldn't be shocked or mad. Rhea, Karen, even Brandon to an extent. Who's next is my only question. Shockingly, to not my surprise, Jordan and Ash couldn't be trusted!!!! Who could have foreseen this? Well, I could, and I did. Anyone with common sense and a brain could have, but I guess that's too much to ask. Like with Ash, I had zero expectations. Jordan... I mean, there was at least a low bar, a very low bar. Because as far as I can recall, I've been completely honest with Jordan each tribal I've been with him... And yet each time he goes against his own word, then we make up afterward, and it's just... I don't even know. I'm totally numb to betrayal by now. Also Gage's vote is hilarious. "I don't take kindly to lies" wow bitch me too the fuck???? Kinda why I voted for him cause like, at every tribal all my interactions with him have been lies built upon lies, sometimes mutually and sometimes from him. But there's no actual trust and we've just been pretending every round, so I'm glad we've finally dropped it and we can acknowledge the tension. Jordan said I'm not on the bottom of the tribe...which sounds fake but, okay. Maybe I can work with him, maybe I can't, but really I'm just praying for once that we swap one last time to save my ass.

I am so so so so shook right now.

Conf #18: wow! final 14! Im doing so much better than the other two games that i wont talk about. Im concerned about this immunity challenge because usually when it comes to touchy subjects I feel like I know how the game is going, but with all the swaps I feel like I know nothing about what people are thinking it concerns me. *Coco Peru voice* that bothers me. As far as the double tribal? *Yawn* but also im ready to die again, hopefully I can get people to go after mitch!!!

Honestly this tribe swap has me wet. I'm on a tribe with a bunch of icons like daddy Andrew or Sam B or fake Sam, even Steffen to an extent. More importantly I am away from that horrible nest of snakes from my previous tribe. The bad thing is Samantha wants to go after Jay, because Jay tried coming for Sam at some point, which is horrible. And if I had to choose right now I'd vote out Jay over Sam just because Sam unlike some people hasn't blindsided me!!! But no I'm not bitter or anything, why would I be bitter? I mean I shouldn't be because it's not like I considered those people trustworthy or anything!!! Anyway. Mitch is obviously siding with Jay, which leaves three people in the middle. Sam and I both want Andrew because he's trustworthy (and Sam also wants him because he's hot and I have no issues with that). I trusted Andrew the most at the very beginning of the game, and we've both been through a lot but hopefully that connection is still there. That leaves Steffen and fake Sam as the swing votes...... Idk how much I trust either of them. Steffen did side with me at the Chrissa tribal, Sam sided with the snakes at Brandon's tribal tho.... So yikes!!!! We'll figure that out tomorrow!!!

OKAY. So this new Kyaal tribe? EW. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ON THE OTHER TRIBE AND I MISS THEM OKAY? NOT REALLY THO. I'm so chaotic in here wtf. Anyway, SO I'm back with Jordan Pines, which is litty titty. I feel like I actually can trust him because he gives me A LOT of tea like all the time. Whether or not it's all factual is another story, but at this point I'll take what I can get. I'm also still with DADvid. He's my Dad, check my birth certificate. He is such a good person and I'm so happy we've gotten so close through this game because we have had a lot of time to get to know one another in various communities and never have. So David told me he is pretty sure of a Drew/Jay/Mitch thing thang going on and I believe it! Drew just had a moment in the HOS15 VL when Jay was evicted so that's confirmed. ADDITIONALLY, Jordan just told me that Mitch found an idol (which isn't surprising) some ruby idol bullshit that makes everyone go to rocks??? Apparently Drew has it right now and knowing my luck I'll be rocked out of this damn game. But hey, I keep saying this but I'm so proud of myself for making it this far, so if I go, I go! (I'LL BE FUCKING PISSED AND PROBABLY NEVER PLAY ONE OF THES AGAIN IF I FUCKING GO HOME, I AM FUCKING SANDRA DIAZ-TWINE AND I WILL BE THE QUEEN THAT WEARS THE CROWN TWICE.)

So who the fuck does Jay think he is exiling me?! Why me?! Clearly he has some plan to get rid of me because we're not working together so he isn't exiling me to get the clue or anything so obviously he wants me gone. If for some reason he DOESN'T want me gone he's crazy because now I'm just pissed off. I don't get to just waltz back into the tribe with immunity like Drew does. I'm gunna have to scramble and make sure it's not me and this is gunna be so annoying. Plus he just messaged me "I'm exiling you I hope that's ok" LIKE NO ITS NOT FUCKING OKAY YOU DIMWIT FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID HE CHOOSE ME??? Also I just looked at the touchy subjects results and I got who has the most F2 deals? Technically I have none because I haven't actually talked to anyone about going to the end together AND I really only talk to Steffen, Drew, and Jordan so like fuck I'm so mad because it looks so bad on me. I'm just really overall pissed off right now and I can't believe I can't even rant to anyone! I feel like Drew and Jay are tight. I started going off not even thinking of it as a game thing but more like I'm frustrated and want to rant to a friend about it but then I remembered back on the first tribe when Jay, Drew, and Mitch were all so far up each other's ass it was disgusting so like I can't even talk to Drew about it because he'll go run and tell Jay and be all fucking annoying. I just want Mitch and Jay gone so bad. Steffen better be able to pull some people in and make sure it's Mitch and not me. If I go home because Steffen can't strategize to save me I'm gunna suffocate him when he comes to visit

I'm back and alive A lot of things have happened, and apparently confessionals aren't mandatory, so I haven't been writing things! That's great. So the last time I wrote a confessional was the round before Billy right? Ok So I sort of kind of may have manipulated the vote against Billy. I heard from Van that her and Billy were trying to flip the vote onto Charlotte, so I told Charlotte that Billy might have been trying to target her, and she easily flipped to Van and I. Jay didn't want to vote Billy, so it was 3-2. I'm glad I got him out of the game at least. I love Billy as a person, as a player, whew. He reamed me afterwards, and every bad thing he said about me was truly well-deserved. So then we swap, fun shit. Expected. We played Kanto! I got gay pokemon, but no idol or whatever. I have a team of cuties, so that's all that matters to me.<3 I couldn't play the grass game, so we kinda had to go to tribal. David was the target, but he whipped out an idol and his one vote for Punpun sent them home, which is disappointing. But fuck, good job David. Props to you, I ain't even mad. Apparently Van was voted out of the other tribe which SUCKS because I had to vote out Billy to protect her and then she just went home anyway??? Uggggh My friends keep leaving. We stayed in Kanto for a week and I got to play Pokemon LeafGreen. I caught 111 pokemon and earned myself a trip to exile, which was mostly pointless, and our tribe got immunity. I wasn't even playing to win, I just really love FR/LG. But of course I'm secretly digging my own grave, because who wants to keep a tryhard around at/before merge??? No one. I gave my idol to Drew because he said he might've been in trouble. It was insurance in case things turned sour. BUT APPARENTLY AT THEIR TRIBAL IT WAS UNANIMOUS VOTE FOR CHARLOTTE. I love Charlotte... She was my #1 man. I wanted to help her get far. And then Drew told me she might've been a catfish. So... Maybe that was for the best, idk. COME TO THINK OF IT, a first boot being considered an all star is VERY suspicious... I want my idol back tho. Also Karen went home at the other tribal!!! Bless up. Jay told me she had a sapphire idol so that is... good that she's gone. ALSO Dan has the Whetu idol and I'm surprised but also not. So here we are on new tribes, and what better way to put a fire under my ass than to play touchy subjects??? Do I have good luck with this game? No. Do I usually get nice answers? Yes. Did I get them this time? Not...really. People think I have an idol and they want to vote me out next. Which is unfortunate, because now I honestly don't have an idol. And I'm going to be traveling tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I can't even really talk to people and defend myself!!!!!!!! Fortunately I at least have Jay and Andrew on this tribe. Sam G and Kevin would likely vote with me too. I don't want to vote Steffen because I just told him I wouldn't and meant it. So that leaves Sam B, who just won Panem and should go... We'll see how the chips fall. Maybe I'll get my idol back, maybe Samg and Kevin like me enough to keep me around, and maybe I'll live another day. If not, oh well, I made jury.

When you accidentally send a confessional....to the wrong game....hosted by Jay....and it's talking about Jay...and it reveals your allies........ I'm actually gonna hate myself if this fucks my game up why do I do these things

"Not to nitpick at the Touchy Subject results but the fuck! Firstable Ash and Gage put me down as backstabber like besides last vote which was just me returning the backstabbing to Gage, when have I done that... Second of balls, people forgetting I'm in the game? Well, not shocking, I'm naturally irrelevant. Still won't stop me from being salty but. So um if Jay goes after Sam B he's officially cancelled, because I would literally die for her every day of my life I had to. And the fact that he's immune....sigh. I don't know if he trusts me but!!! If he doesn't he can catch these gay 12 year old hands. Sam B and I want to go after fake Sam now because she has too many allies (she wanted to go after Mitch but uh, I think not). Idk what Jay thinks about fake Sam but he did send her to Exile so there's that. Hopefully Andrew and Steffen will come through???? Because if I have to watch Sam B die I might as well drop dead to the floor right now because there would be no point in living after that"

Andrew wants to form an alliance of me him Jay and Mitch. Like, I love those people, but you know who that excludes? Sam!!!!! You know who I would never vote out in a heartbeat? Also Sam!!!! Voting out Sam would be like Ciera voting out her mom except actually important and heartbreaking (but it would still be a hashtag game changing big move). So I kinda bs'd to Andrew saying I don't trust Jay because he voted out Karen (also my mom) which is half the truth. The good news is Andrew said we should choose between Steffen and fake Sam. While Steffen has backstabbed me once, we're supposedly friends now cause he was like "miss you!!!" when we swapped but like Gage did the same thing and look where that got me. But I don't wanna break that bond just yet. Sooooo I'm still gunning for fake Sam but Mitch was like "I like her" which just proves real Sam's about connections and yadda yadda. Really I just want to get to the point where I can stop distinguishing the Sam's and my life gets easier.

I’m me and sara planning to search the well together

So the vote should in theory be Ash tonight. I'm perfectly fine with Ash going home but I'm not perfectly fine with lying to Gage about it, but at this point unless Ash/Gage have an idol I don't foresee things changing. Thankfully Gage seems to like me so that is a plus. If there's an idol played it most likely will not be me going home. I don't love that it will be David going home though. Jordan Pines is a dear friend of mine, but he's just in general very aggressive. He has strong social ties to people and seems to utilize them when he needs things. He put together the 5 votes against Ash and it seems like a done deal. But I'm at a cross roads. Do I try to turn David and work with Gage and Ash to vote Jordan out? Idk. My concern is that endgame, people like Mitch/Drew/Jay/Jordan will be an unstoppable force in this game and idk if I'm ready for that. I'll probably touch base with David before my vote is submitted and if he thinks the plan is good, it's happening. If not, I'll just have to lie to Gage and possibly lose my newest ally's trust... :/

I. Hate. Survivor. Here I am, dealing with important stuff, cleaning literal dog shit, and then here in the game shit hits the fan. Sam B wanted Sam G out. Jay wanted Steffen out. Sam B was fine with this. I tell Jay this. I also tell Jay Sam B wants Sam G out, but we can roll with Steffen. Jay says cool. But somewhere after some shitty sequence of events, Jay goes apeshit and throws out like, everyone's names and wants to vote out Sam B???? And doesn't tell me of course, even though he wanted to make sure "we're cool." So I guess keeping me in the dark, again, is a good way to gain trust. And then an even shittier thing happens. Sam B, fake Sam, and Steffen unite to vote out Mitch. I think voting out Mitch is the most effective way to weaken Jay, and Jay does need to be weakened. But voting out Mitch...and sending him to the jury...is difficult. I would rather send Mitch to jury over Sam. Sam said Jay directed votes back to Steffen... But I can't trust him, and I don't want to sit still and do nothing about that. He's fooled me once and I don't want to be fooled again, I'm tired of that happening. Voting out friends is hard, but I think tonight there's no easy way out.

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