#freak thing eevee

[gemsbian]

my idea for a freak thing that hates you

[voisbian]

brought this feral eevee home today and the little thing hates me so much already. there's so much anger in that tiny body

[awful-little-goose]

my ideas of pokemon teams for the circus crew!

Also, some of these pieces are my actual first serious digital pieces (yeah- I made that pomni one even before artfight in July- it's been rotting in my files for a while)

Anyway, this was super fun, and I also made a team for Caine, and I'll probably render it or something!

Now, more details

I established some rules for myself as I made the teams for each character, and each of them had to have-

- one eeveelution: the idea is, since TADC is based on studying characters and their growth, the best pokemon to show the growth of people evolving in different directions is, of course, eevee!

- a pokemon to represent their appearance: since appearances and avatars are a BIG focus for some characters (Pomni learning about her new form, Zooble struggling with their body, Gangle’s whole deal with her mask, etc etc) it made sense to me that have one pokemon that reflects that in their teams

- one to two pokemon linked to SOMETHING that’s related to the character: for example, the fact that Jax always has keys, or Ragatha’s thing with knives, or Kinger and bugs. This can also come from things we know about the characters, that comes from outside the show: Ragatha liking horses, Gangle being a nerd (hence why she gets not only Mimikyu but also two pikachu clones, that also reflect her deal with her masks).

- a pokemon reflecting their main personality trait: yeah, I know, it’s always frustrating when characters get dumbed down to one trait by the fandom. But TADC offers us characters that are very diverse in their ways of presenting themselves, with unique personalities, that also fit in typical roles we’ve all seen before (the mom friend, the charismatic bully, the grouchy one, etc etc). I feel like this over characterization is meant to OVERLIGHT the fact that theyre MORE than just that main trait. And to give it some attention, I tried giving characters mons that reflected their "typical" character trait: a mischievious Gengar for Jax, a duo of shifting plusle and Minun for Gangle, a confused Spinda for Pomni…

- (optional): something relevant to plot points in the episodes. That’s how Pomni gets her little Sandile from Caine (after Gummigoo explodes-), or how Zooble gets their giant scolipede (inspired by the gloinks and the gloink queen).

And last rules:

- I’m allowed to twist the Pokémon’s designs a little bit

- each character’s fit should reflect a little bit of their main pokemon

- no one gets a legendary, mythical, ultra beast and what not: they’re normal ass humans, they get normal ass pokemon. For example: Caine, on the other, has a total of 0 completely “normal” pokemon! Since he is NOT a random joe!

- have fun!

So yeah! That’s all the rules that led me to my choices! If you wanna take inspiration from those, go ahead, but yeah! I hope that was fun to read all that, you little freak

[livyslabyrinth]

imagining yttd characters with a partner pokemon and the image in my head is too cutee.

shin with an espeon because he canonically likes cats. he probably wanted an umbreon to match the cat plush in sou’s room but eevee followed him to work on a day shift and evolved, but he loves his partner anyways :)

sara with umbreon because she wanted a black cat in the manga. the type matchups make sense to me with shin having the weaker matchup.

gin with a growlithe and q-taro with an arcanine would be so cuteee. they’re father and son to me idc 😭

joe with a rockruff omlll. his uniform would always be a little roughed up because he can never resist playing with his partner!!

a zorua would go so well with reko’s color scheme aaaaa. maybe having it use rain dance during live venues to preform with her!!

nao with an altaria because the artbook said she likes fluffy thingss. i could totally see her napping with an altaria. little bit angsty here, but maybe a mishima’s smergle she raises after his death

alice with a zebstrika or furret because he likes striped things. i like to imagine his pokemon would occasionally bicker with reko’s zorua, but get their ass beat every time 😭

kai would have a ghost time to freak the yabusames out like he did in ytts. maybe a sableye or a yamask, but i feel like he would look so cunty with a froslass!!

i have no reason for this one but keiji with a gible makes sense in my head. idk�� i can just see him doing his best to calm down a rambunctious gible that’s chasing the other participants around.

anzu with a blacephalon because its clownlike and not as off-putting as mr mime. i don’t like mr. mime, and i also feel like it’d be an uncreative cop-out to give her.

kuramada with a primape or hitmonlee that he spars with from time to time. they have specially tailored boxing gloves :”)

mai with a fidough. no explanation needed. your honor, they have matching bread hats!! she lets her partner help in the kitchen and just prays the fda doesn’t swing by.

i imagine kanna with a sweets themed pokemon bc of her pudding bucket in ytts. maybe a milcery or alcremie. i imagine shin’s espeon has a timid nature and she has to let it slowly warm up to her and her partner pokemon.

i feel like hinako would have a giant terrifying ass pokemon, slightly due to the fact that she’s intimidating and mysterious herself. mostly due to the fact that i think it would be really funny for the shortest character to have a giant scary pokemon lurking behind them.

ranmaru is kinda gloomy, so i feel like he would empathize well with a mimikyu and they would bond in no time. his partner is terrified of sara’s umbreon and every time he tries to approach her, mimikyu panics and he gives up. poor guy :(

hayasaka with a really mischievous rotom that he cannot control is a really cute image in my head, so i’m giving him that

[pokemonshelterstories]

do you have any advice for dealing with separation anxiety in sylveon? i've tried to do all the things to prevent it from developing (not making a big deal about leaving or coming home, ball & crate training, etc) but despite my best efforts my buddy has started freaking out whenever i leave the house without him.

unfortunately, friendship evolutions can be prone to developing separation anxiety even with training that would normally suffice. you're not doing anything wrong here; it just sounds like your sylveon is a little more nervous and attached to you than usual.

providing enrichment can go a long way towards helping an anxious pokemon stay calm by letting them work out that nervous energy. i find that sylveon really enjoy toys that they can manipulate with their feelers. if you keep a regular schedule, putting your sylveon's next meal into a treat dispenser before heading out for the day can be a good way of giving him something to occupy his time. scent-based enrichment also works really well with the eevee line, and you can actually buy sweet scent infused toys to help him relax. and, while it's not ideal to keep a pokemon balled for an excess amount of time, you can safely ball him for up to 24 hours at a time provided he gets some stretch and food breaks if it's ever absolutely necessary while you're still working on training. i usually keep spicy mayo balled while i'm at work, since she'd be sleeping then anyway, and it's gone a long way to prevent her from being destructive while i'm gone.

i'd also talk with your vet about their recommendations for managing your sylveon's anxiety. while you should absolutely work on training and providing a good environment before asking for medication, your vet can help monitor the process and assess if your sylveon would do well on anti-anxiety medication if training isn't helping.

[dragonkeeper19600]

Submas Nutcracker AU because you people roped me into this.

So, since the twins’ sygna suits debuted in Pokémon Masters, I’ve seen a bunch of people drawing both twins as nutcrackers, which makes since because there are a lot of visual similarities between the snazzy conductors’ outfits they wear and the Hussar uniform you usually see on a nutcracker.

However, in the story, there’s only one nutcracker, so I decided Ingo is going to be our nutcracker. Emmet, on the other hand, gets to be Drosselmeier.

As for our main heroine, Akari will be filling in the Marie/Clara role. And before you guys freak out, no, no romance forms between Akari and Ingo here. Their relationship is more of a surrogate father/daughter bond because, you see, in this AU, Akari is an orphan.

Akari spent most of her childhood on the streets, with only her Pokémon, a stray Eevee, for company. Eventually, she was taken in by Cyllene, who in this AU owns a cleaning service that employs several workers. Akari is basically hired out as a cleaner to homes that can’t afford to employ a maid full time. It’s not a great arrangement. Cyllene does not view Akari as a daughter, and while she provides Akari with free meals, room, and board, she doesn’t pay her anything beyond that. Cyllene’s mentality is basically, “If you want to be taken care of, you’d better work.”

Cyllene did let Akari keep Eevee on the grounds that the pseudo 19th century European setting is dangerous, and Akari could use some protection. But the truth is Akari is so busy with work that she doesn’t get much time to train Eevee, so Eevee is pretty weak.

One Christmas Eve, Akari is hired out to the opulent home of Chairman Rose, who’s throwing a massive Christmas party and could use extra staff.

Akari has never been in a party like this, and even though Cyllene has forbidden her from eating any of the food, touching any of the gifts, or speaking to any of the guests, just to be in the midst of this house with all its decorations and splendor leaves her in awe.

However, she does have her work cut out for her. A lot of the guests brought their kids to the party, and these kids are clearly not used to cleaning up after themselves. The worst offender is Chairman Rose’s young ward, Bede, who seems to delight in purposely dropping things for Akari to pick up.

As you might have guessed, Emmet is at this party. But not as a guest. Emmet in this AU is a toy maker, and Chairman Rose hired him to create an elaborate clockwork display for the party.

As Emmet is about to unravel it, Akari is shunted into another room to clean up a mess, but she’s able to watch through a chink in the door as Emmet dramatically throws off the cloth to reveal a magnificent train table, with a working train rendered in tender loving detail and a perfectly rendered train station that can be opened up like a dollhouse. Clearly, this is something he’s been working on for months.

However, after the initial awe has passed, it doesn’t take long for the kids present to get bored with it. It starts when Roy asks if he can take a ride on the train. Emmet awkwardly explains that’s impossible because the train is way too small. Liza asks if they can take the figures from the station and play with them. Emmet says they can’t because the figurines are fixed to the station, and anyway, they’re too fragile to get played with. Finally, Bede declares that the display is a waste of time because it’s stupid to make a toy that you can’t even play with. Chairman Rose tries to run damage control by asking Emmet flattering questions about how he made something so impressive, but the damage has already been done, and even though he’s trying his best to hide it, Emmet is seriously annoyed.

Akari, watching through the door, is also frustrated. She thinks the display is wonderful, and she can’t believe how unappreciative these kids are. She quickly turns away from the door and gets to work actually cleaning up the mess because she doesn’t want Chairman Rose’s housekeeper, Oleana, to catch her slacking.

However, just as she’s finishing up, the door bursts open and Emmet thunders into the room, fuming about Bede insulting his efforts. Akari was on her hands and knees wiping the floor, and Emmet is so worked up that at first he doesn’t see her staring up at him wide-eyed.

When he does finally notice her, it’s very awkward. He hastily straightens his cravate and apologizes. Akari knows she isn’t supposed to talk to the guests, but she can’t help but speak up, and she meekly tells Emmet that she thought his display was wonderful. She wishes she had the skills to build something like that.

Emmet is cheered by finally meeting a young person who has something nice to say about his creation. He asks her if she’s new, since he’s been to Chairman Rose’s house a few times and never seen her. Akari says she’s temporary help. When Emmet probes her, she ends up confessing her entire situation, how she works for Cyllene for food and lodging and how she doesn’t have a family. But she doesn’t condemn Cyllene at all. On the contrary, because of Cyllene, she no longer has to worry about taking care of Eevee because their next meal is always guaranteed. Sure, the work is hard, but if you want to care for someone, you have to make sacrifices.

Emmet is listening to this speech with his hand on his chin. He seems to be thinking verrrrry deeply about something. Finally, he nods to himself and says that Akari might be the exact type of person he’s been looking for.

Akari is confused. What does he mean by that? Instead of answering, Emmet asks her a question: How would she like a Christmas present?

Akari is flustered. No, she can’t possibly accept that! She’s not a guest; it wouldn’t be appropriate! But Emmet says that’s nonsense. Anyone can receive a gift from anyone on Christmas. So, he pulls out a box he had hidden in his coat. When Akari opens it, she sees it’s a nutcracker in a black and purple conductor’s uniform and wearing a very severe frown. Most kids would find a toy like this to be weird looking, but Akari is beyond grateful to actually have a Christmas present of her own. Emmet tells her that the nutcracker is named Ingo, and she’d better take good care of him because he’s hers now. Akari promises that she will.

Akari gets back to work, keeping the nutcracker in the pocket of her apron so she doesn’t lose it. But Bede seems to take offense at the sight of a maid with a toy and snatches it from her when she’s distracted. He demands to know what Akari is doing with a nutcracker, basically accusing her of stealing it. Akari protests that it was a gift from Emmet. She looks around for Emmet to back her up, but it’s a big house, and she can’t see him anywhere. Bede takes the nutcracker over to a bowl of nuts on the buffet table and starts cracking away, deliberately choosing the biggest and most formidable shells against Akari’s protestations. He’s so rough with the nutcracker that he ends up snapping off the wooden handle on the back. Akari screams, which finally gets the attention of the adults at the party. Chairman Rose hurries over and asks what’s going on. Emmet finally appears and assures Chairman Rose that he gave Akari the nutcracker as a present. Furthermore, he is not pleased that his gift has been broken so quickly. Chairman Rose is eerily calm as he sends Bede up to his room and apologizes to both Akari and Emmet.

Akari, however, is in tears as she takes the broken nutcracker and runs out of the room. Not only is she upset that her gift, the only Christmas gift she’s ever had, was broken mere minutes after she got it, but she’s terrified that her outburst at the party will cause Cyllene to fire her. She apologizes to the nutcracker for being unable to take care of it and wraps the handkerchief from her head around its torso as if it were a bandage.

The party runs late, and when it’s finally over, Akari and the rest of the staff are stuck cleaning so the house will be clean on Christmas morning. It takes so long that it’s almost midnight by the time Oleana tells her she can go home for the night, but Akari is so afraid of facing Cyllene that she stalls in the main hall after the other servants have retired for the night. She sits by the tree, only intending to rest for a few minutes, but the night has been so hectic that are falls asleep.

She’s soon woken up by the clock chiming midnight. And that’s when our villain appears.

(To be continued…)

[lore-grandma]

As a person that somehow got trapped in the hype of Pokemon, would like to acknowledge my own thoughts on eevee getting a new evolution. Your reasonings for why eevee is getting a new evolution is bullshit. Yes there is an extra stripe on that hot air balloon but it’s far more likely to be just for eevee. I mean eevee is a normal type, which its icon is a grayish white. Also I don’t think the patterns that the eevolutions so happen to have are necessarily any indication. Because the thing is, patterns change. Yeah it’s likely intentional on game freaks part that the evolutions release in pairs. But like when slyvieon released wasn’t fairy the brand new type? Since game freak at the time didn’t want to be accused of plagiarism it would make sense to seize the opportunity to make a new evolution for eevee because the typing didn’t exist therefore couldn’t possibly be plagiarized.

Now as for whether or not there will be a new eevee, I think it’s possible. With the release of gen 9 there has been a suspicious Pokemon looking like past fakemon. Now despite that controversy, I think with the fact that eevealutions are a common feature in the fakemon community, I do think the fandom will have to sit down and acknowledge that plagiarism is probably going to happen even if unintentionally. This one singular pass for game freak is probably going to be more prevalent with the fact that we could’ve gotten a flying eevee but it’s very hard to create a distinct flying type eevee. We really shot ourselves in the foot. Anyways I don’t think the release of a new eevalution is going to happen in ZA. And that’s literally because it’s a side game. I guess since it’ll be in the future we can bullshit it and be like “recent technological advancements have made it so that way eevee can actually fly.” But like I think creating any new major Pokemon to a side game, only makes sense for legendaries (area variations don’t count btw).

I guess I should waste my time being nit picky because I love hating myself. I would’ve much preferred to have ZA be another prequel. Mostly because I like seeing the ghost of Pokémon past. Like anything could be the future with a random new gen. I like learning about Pokémon history. Also game freak were cowards for not setting it up during war. CMON WE NEED TO BRING BACK THE TRAUMA TO OUR KIDS. FRENCH REVOLUTION THAT PIKACHU. Also a good chunk of your audience are adults that liked Pokemon as a kid and can’t leave because getting into fandoms is an imprisonment in of itself. Alright I’m going to bed, excuse the poor grammar, I was not made to be a writer.

[pokemoncardcritique]

I was very inspired by your analysis of Mightyena and Sidney. So it will be very good to see your analysis of full art card Eevee and Bill from Brilliant Stars (Trainer Gallery) pls

EEVEE

Illustrated by: Souichirou Gunjima

Thanks for the card request, and I do have to admit, most any card with a person and Pokemon together is a great combination! I love seeing how they choose to make the two interact, and we've got a bit of a cute and silly one here!

For a bit I wondered why Eevee was drawn to this bin of paperwork and books in particular as a place to rest, but then I remembered cats in real life, and they just kind of curl up in whatever they can fit inside! If Eevee fits, it sits! Maybe all the loose paperwork did look a bit like a nest, Bill here clearly didn't have the cleanest place before Eevee divebombed into the tray! And it is certainly some sort of playful leap into all those research papers, there's a book flying off to the side there! If it wasn't for that, I'd almost think this was a bit like a scene from Garfield, Eevee just rolling over and waving obliviously at Bill after it got caught cuddling in his paper tray.

Whether Eevee is planning to make this a bed or just diving into it for fun, I think what I like most is Bill's reaction. If this was Professor Elm or Celio, I bet they'd be freaking out, nervous and running over to get Eevee out before anything is damaged. Bill though, he is just smiling, seeming to accept this scene with gentle understanding. Maybe a bit puzzled like I am why Eevee chose to do this in particular, but he's not angry or worried. If you think about it, this is the guy who invented Pokemon storage after all, if he didn't want an Eevee running around the Sea Cottage, he could have just stored it in the PC. I think he enjoys those fun disruptions his little pal provides. You can't be too upset when you see your pet having so much fun too, like when a dog tears apart a new toy. Sure it makes a mess, but you know it was having a blast during its short time with it!

Based on the little Nidorino picture clipped to the tray's side, it seems that was the research subject whose findings are now bedding for Eevee. The Nidorina picture I bet is part of that research, and things like the map and range of berries maybe were part of figuring out its habitat and eating behavior. Only that general overview of footprint types doesn't feel like it might be directly connected, but I am starting to wonder if one reason Bill is keeping his cool is he's already cleaning up! There are some sealed boxes behind him, maybe he's reorganizing and now that Eevee is playing in it, there's no harm done!… or is there? In Let's Go Eevee, you run into Bill after he's turned himself into a Nidorino. Maybe Eevee's little playfulness lead to the error that prevented him from turning back without your help! Maybe some harm was done… but he was also okay after! If that is the reason for the Nidorino picture though that is a very clever little touch for people willing to look at the picture deeper!

It was an adorable and relaxed scene already, but if that Nidorino picture is the little Easter Egg I think it is, those hidden implications make this an even more interesting choice for a full art card! Do you think this is the Eevee he gives you in Gold and Silver? Maybe he realized it was wiser to let it play outside with someone else instead of around equipment and important notes!

♦

[eorziapple]

Professor Apple's Pokemon Snap: Florio Nature Park: Illumina Meganium

Giant breakthrough! Exploring the garden further answered many questions I had, and brought up so many more!

Observing a rather eerie light over the hilltop, I came across a massive Meganium specimen. Fully evolved Chikoritas like this are exceptionally rare, typically requiring a talented trainer to develop that potential. Finding one in the wild typically means conditions are ideal for natural development, and the unique, cultivated properties of this meadow fit those conditions, it seems.

She seemed happy to have company, and allowed me to follow along on her walk. She led me to a particularly unique flower, seemingly more a crystal than a flower, emitting a soft glowing blue light, not unlike the illumina Swanna I saw in flight. Meganium showed an interest, and...

It seemed this phenomenon actually originated from this Meganium! This flower specimen (me and the other researchers tentatively named it a crystalbloom) absorbed blue light from the Meganium, glowing brilliantly as a result. This process revealed bright lines of light from within the Meganium's body, possibly this Illumina process is able to run through the bloodstream. As I didn't observe any intravenous activity within the Swanna, I suspect that this Meganium is unique or been subject to these properties over a very long time. The Meadow brightened up, and like a beacon, Meganium drw in many pokemon towards her.

Fairy type pokemon seem to be drawn to flowers, and Sylveon here was no exception. He certainly seemed to have a familiarity with the Meganium, marching right up to offer greetings! As you all know, eevees are a skittish pokemon that evolve into more varients than any other pokemon. Colorful, vibrant environments such as this were perfect for a Sylveon.

Yes, Sylveons are my favorite eeveelution. I was absolutely freaking out.

As Meganium continued her walk, A particular mystery was solved!

I was not expecting this, having only heard scant rumors and sketches of this pokemon, but given the surroundings, this little one fit the description of a Shaymin. Believe it or not, this vast, biodiverse flower field was all the making of this incredible pokemon. Shaymin are particularly powerful Grass type pokemon that are drenched in folklore. Shaymin are typically depicted as appearing after greature natural or manmade disasters, turning barren, desolate, and destroyed landscapes into ideallic, vibrant grasslands, forests, and meadows. I'm curous if this pokemon contains genetic information of seeds it can produce with powerful growth moves, but perhaps such things are doomed to remain mysteries, I dont think any but the most talented trainers could ever catch one.

In any case, these two seemed like longtime friends, and the Shaymin happily bounced right on her head! Seems this Illumina Meganium was a popular pokemon. They bounded off over the hills, and I was left with more questions than answers. What was this Illumina phenomenon? What disaster happened to render this place a wasteland? Perhaps it's time to venture further out!

[lucksea]

YESSSS POSTING LITTLE CHUNKS IS THE SPICE OF LIFE! 👀 the PLA self insert fic OR any Lucky Mew scraps u may have?

I DONT HAVE ANY LUCKY MEW SCRAPS AT THE MOMENT she was a sona alt design that got away from me and i havent decided enough of her plot to write anything. but heres ... i was going to do screenshots for this but again theres actually a lot of this and i thought about it and decided i might as well jsut post all of it so heres a long as fuck copy pasted entry of the entirety of the isekai doc. under the cut. have fun smile. featuring skylark my cohost and one of the anchors in the sea that is life

DAY ONE

-wake up on the beach

-literally no memory of how i got here. How the fuck did i get here

-i am still an adult man and i spawned in with a shiny jolteon

-oh god.

-im gonna fuck up the timeline so bad. Oh no

-skylark straight up talks to me and i physically pog

-immediately from now on attempt to down low talk to every pokemon i see. They are all as weirded out by this as the humans are

-my android. my fucking phone

-catch the little freaks for laventon same as usual. My hand eye coordination isnt that great but i only miss once ✌️

-the oshawott puts up a fight and sky zaps the fuck out of it. Hardly even a battle

-be questioned by cyllene

-look man …… i have no answers for you. I fell from the sky with this thing and no memory (of how the fuck this happened) i swear to god

-apparently nobody in the galaxy team has heard of being able to talk to pokemon.

-kamado does not like that i showed up no memory no money no job and started asking weird questions so he gives me a harder trial. Fight the alpha bibarel at the dam past deertrack heights

-rei and akari are both there. Thank god. If i fuck it up and stop being the protagonist one of them can do the story mode

-skylark points out that given the severity of catching a starly shinx and bidoof in the game, they are for sure definitely for real trying to kill us by making us fight an alpha bibarel on our first day

-well. thats probably fine. More glory for us

-walking through the obsidian fieldlands is actually really nice other than all the little bitches trying to kill me

-huh isnt this deertrack heights. Its weird to see it without a camp here. Oh god the fucking geodude

-we take on the alpha bibarel thats blocking the way to the woods

-by we i mean my buddy the mean green electric machine

-hm this thing is pretty strong actually huh what level is skylark supposed to be –

-[haggard and soaking wet] that thang didnt stand a chance 😏

-lament to skylark that i wish id gotten transformed into a different form because i want to wear the cool zoroark mask if it exists but i cant do that with glasses

-ok anyway. We’re clearly in this for the long haul we need to brainstorm a team

-skylark tries to do her I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF shit and then we both stare into the distance as an image of arcanine fades into our minds

-no we need a water type.png

-but not bibarel. Sorry bibarel.

-laventon didnt give me the oshawott bc i literally already had a pokemon so samurott is off the table (SAD)

-eevee are so rare and i am not going to be the eeveelution guy so leafeon and vaporeon are also no go even if i like them. A freaky jolteon is enough

-what other water types are there.

-gyarados

-hatch a master plan to speedrun to kleavor and catch the gyarados flying around the mountain range above the forest

-I ALSO WANT A SCIZOR 🥺

-skylark voice Can you look me in the eyes and promise me that you will not start shaking and crying as soon as you get anywhere near a scyther. Can you truly say with a straight face that your insect phobia will not apply to pokemon if pokemon are real

-i believe in my ability to forget fear in the face of love. And i love scyther.

-both of those are flying types and kleavor is a rock type so unless i find a metal coat day 2 or i want to let my soon to be three idiots fight a nightmare battle we need a fourth party member to take on the boss

-what other fucking pokemon are even in this area. I dont remember

-give up on brainstorming for now and go back to the camp victorious

-i expect kamado to give some kind of like halfhearted thing because he thought i was going to die but then he says some shit about sensing the strength and valor in my heart or something. Ok <3 yay <3

-congrats you get to have a house. Welcome to the security corps

-

-THE WHAT

-FUUUUUUUUCK

-i dont even get a cute scarf as part of my uniform. This sucks so bad. Fuck my stupid baka life

-oh yeah i need to eat

-please buy me food professor please buy me food professor please b

-SUCCESS I LOVE YOU LAVENTON MARRY ME i dont say that out loud but i think it.

-fried potato mochi goes crazy. Not in any world what i was expecting but its good

-go to sleep in my new house. The first time i get a taste of living alone and its in a straight up isekai situation. Figures

-i havent gotten any texts from arceus. Is my mission even still to collect all the pokemon

-check my phone

-no new messages

-please lord have mercy on my fucking SOULLLLLLLLL

DAY TWO

-wake up

-new job is to escort the teenagers + professor to the areas. Oh my god. We are going to fuck up the plot of this game so bad

-WHAT ABOUT KLEAVOR???

-apparently i am still the one who is going to take on kleavor because im the best fighter in the fucking region.

-youre goddamn right. (THANK GOD THE TEENAGERS DONT HAVE TO DO IT)

-i may only be 22 years old but KAMEN RIDER DEMONS VOICE i will lay down my life to protect these 15 year olds ive known for 24 hours

-hmm skylark i know we already fucked up the plot but dont you feel like we’re forgetting something

-stare at each other

-oh my god. Where the fuck is Zora

-SURELY BECAUSE ME AND SKYLARK REMEMBER EVERYTHING ZORA ALSO REMEMBERS AND KNOWS AND IS AWARE. IS IT A ZORUA OR A ZOROARK. IS IT IN THE ICELANDS OR IS IT HERE. THERE ARE TOO MANY VARIABLES

-worry about that later. When our lives are not immediately on the line . we have to go to deertrack heights again

-hi Mai :] hi munchlax :]

-oh yeah battle

-skylark. Blast that thang

-oh yeah the kricketune

-skylark. Blast that thang

-this is literally what it feels like to play a game and have access to the crazy overpowered dlc characters and destroy the early enemies. My new game plus swagger

-apparently the clans do have records of people who can communicate with pokemon so my instant conversation with munchlax is super weird but not unheard of

-please dont say its like a religious thing. please

-”i mean we did make them wardens but it wasnt just because they could talk to pokemon. Like the lords are the ones who choose the wardens. Its not really our decision”

-ill take it.

-that explains why lian and sabi are wardens despite being like ten years old. I do not point this out because i should not know who they are

-mai says shes glad to see people in the galaxy team who walk alongside pokemon as equals. I realize that i actually have no idea if skylark even has a pokeball but it feels distinctly crazy fucked up for me to put her in one of those so i dont say anything about that either

-mai does not give me a flute or anything and adaman does not show up but wyrdeer does give me a weird look. Hi wyrdeer. Do you have something to say

-he doesnt. Aw man

-deertrack heights camp gets set up while we continue to the forest

-were not fighting kleavor today we just have to “study it” aka watch it tear the fuck out of some trees and agree that thats probably a danger to everyone and god

-lian is there YAY LIAN

-he agrees that kleavor is kind of scary but its not our business so we should stay away and let pearl clan handle it.

-rei and akari try to argue and lian challenges them to a battle

-skylark and i make significant eye contact. We probably cant afford to slip away and catch the scyther while this happens what if the children get attacked

-akari has her pikachu and rei has an eevee

-Of Course He Does.

-due to the nature of the world a 2v1 isnt against the rules and rei and akari win

-lian begrudgingly concedes

-i tell goomy hes cute. Because he is. He is baffled

-IRIDA APPEARS

-i really dont want to tell the leader of this clan what to do about her holy figures because thats fucked up but kleavor is straight up murderous and this is real life right now so i state very objectively that my jolteon and i will step in if things get out of hand

-irida does not like this.

-rei and akari add on that i just got here like yesterday and i fought the alpha bibarel and won like 4 hours after waking up on the beach

-well skylark did the fighting. Not me. I just cheered her on because she had a type advantage and the willpower to do anything

-irida contemplates this.

-well whatever we wanna do kleavor is still definitely too dangerous to approach as is so we need to retreat and figure out a way to subdue him enough that battle is even possible

-i restrain myself from giving the balms option outright because i dont want to have all the answers that would be suspicious. And what if thats not even how it works here. What if i look like an idiot. And my aim isnt even that good. I dont even want the answer to be balms honestly

-irida seems like she wants to ask me more questions but she dismisses us for now

-we return to laventons office for the night to brainstorm

-laventon comes up with the balms

-look professor…….. Im not really that good at throwing things ……………………. Catching the little guys on the beach was a fluke i was like 3 feet away from them

-rei and akari start coming up with a plan to throw the balms at kleavor while i keep it distracted

-That Does Not Sound Like A Good Idea At All Guys . What If It Just Attacks You Instead

-skylark brings up rage powder

-this instantly makes me irritated because my two planned team members would have bug and flying covered and thus catching a dustox or whatever would mean id have to rethink my team.

-can dustox or beautifly even learn rage powder

-nobody knows what that is.

-arcphone. Do you have google. Arceus show me Pokemon That Can Learn Rage Powder

-arceus actually pulls up a list of pokemon that can learn rage powder THANKS..? GOD..? wait is this the pokemondb page 

-the answer is no pokemon in hisui can do that.

-we are so fucked

-ok wait what about follow me

-clefairy. Thats in the highlands i cant get that. Elekid. Thats in the icelands i cant get that. Magby. Thats in the coastlands i cant get that. Pachirisu. NOT ANOTHER FUCKING ELECTRIC TYPE

-ok. We need to be able to keep kleavors attention even when there are other people throwing things at it for this plan to work. Can we find a way to do this or do i need to take the balms myself

-i am more willing to just fucking whiff throws than risk other people in this bc there is a CHANCE in this life that i will just respawn and that is not true for everyone else

-i also might not respawn. But theres a chance

-getting a flying type to zip around the arena would only work if we could guarantee that kleavors rock-type moves wouldnt hit which would be hard.

-crobat is probably fast enough to avoid the attacks but theres no way for us to get a crobat that quickly

-drifloon or drifblim might be able to phase out of the way of the attacks and irritate kleavor into pursuing it above any humans in the arena. Ghost types have a habit of annoying the fuck out of people right

-drifloon and drifblim i CAN find easily. I just need to wait in the fieldlands until dark. Sky has a type advantage over them as flying types so if they attack me she can zap the fuck out of them

-they will still be weak to stone axe and stealth rock though. This plan is not a perfect one were gonna be flying by the seat of our pants here

-i wish i had a shellos or gastrodon but i dont think i can swim to the island in th

-IF I CATCH A DRIFBLIM. IT CAN CARRY ME ACROSS. THIS ISNT A VIDEO GAME WITH VIDEO GAME MECHANICS I CAN JUST HAVE MY BALLOON CARRY ME AND CATCH A SHELLOS

-we are catching a motherfucking drifblim. 

-its late at night but going out now would be a bad idea so we agree to go out as normal tomorrow to research and prepare, then stay overnight so i can catch the ghost, and then battle kleavor the next day

-i go back home

-laying down on my cot with sky on my chest

-hey sky how do you think this would have gone if youd been the human and id been a pokemon. What do you think i would have ended up as

-skylark voice i dont fucking know nyarla. I probably would have talked kamado into letting me be in the survey corps or something. You walk through life like a wrecking ball i have no idea what i would do in your shoes because our circumstances would be immediately vastly different

-tahts fair.

-go to sleep

-i dream that im on a boat and all my friends are calling to me on the shore but i cant get back i just keep getting pulled out further to sea and there are cranberries everywhere and spiders clinging to me to get out of the water because suddenly i am not in a boat i am just standing in the water (real dream ive had once taht feels like it would be fitting like narratively)

DAY THREE

-wake up

-well that was unpleasant. Im going to ignore the panic from all my friends thinking im dead and also being covered in spiders. Its probably fine

-ariados isnt in hisui. There are no spiders in hisui. And even if there were i love galvantula. I am immune to bug type pokemon. and fear (MANTRA

-ok time to go to the fieldlands

-while waiting for nightfall i get roped into helping rei and akari do fieldwork. Which mostly consists of skylark beating up baby pokemon while the kids watch. 

-riveting

-i genuinely debate wandering off to go explore and do something more interesting like shiny hunt but i dont want to let the kids get straight up killed when im supposed to be watching them because im not sure i believe in the power of their pikachu and eevee to protect them from any actual threats here. Like an alpha

-the only thing keeping me responsible in this world is responsibility. Who could have guessed

-i experience my midday sleepiness and skylark straight up electrocutes me to wake me up anime pikachu style

-THAT FUCKING HURT YOU DICKHEAD

-shouldnt i be dead from that. I guess humans must be more resilient in the pokemon world just like i theorized. Ill have to keep that in mind later

-the sun finally starts setting and the kids head back to deertrack camp while sky and i venture off to find a ghost

-im still kind of tired but god forbid i get electrocuted again. We persevere

-hey sky was volo supposed to show up yet

-skylark voice honestly ive kind of forgotten whats supposed to have happened at this point. And were only like 3 hours in gameplay wise

-maybe we should stop trying to stick to the game plot, i say, in the middle of a field at 10 pm about to catch a hot air balloon so i can use it to skip two areas of progress and get to an island to catch a little slug before the first boss

-didnt you just play this game, says skylark. Like you didnt even finish it. How do you already not remember what happens at the beginning

-skylark. I dont remember anything ever. You should know this better than anyone. I deleted my save with the limited edition items because i forgot they were limited edition and not dlc. I can forget anything

-we catch the drifblim. Ill come back and add however the fuck this happens later

-head back to the camp to sleep for like 3 hours

-SLEEP

DAY FOUR

-we wake up

-VOLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-now that im thinking about it we were definitely supposed to battle him at the town gate before coming out here. Well its probably fine

-volo says some obscure shit about the vortex and how interesting it is that i fell from the sky. I debate fucking with him in an uncountable number of ways but decide not to because i like him. I may change my mind in the future

-we do not battle volo because were about to fight kleavor and we need all the strength we can get for it. Im sad because i want to see togepi but i do not say this because it would be insane for me to just know what pokemon he has without being told

-ok everyone before we go on our quest to beat the shit out of a local demigod i have to go on an island quest. Ill be back in like an hour 

-drifblim time 😏

-ok my new friend can you please carry me over there. Please do not try to kill me or some crazy shit like that. I have faith in the power of friendship and the world of pokemon but i do not want that faith to be shattered

-drifblim carries me normal regular style because its so nice and pokemon is a world about being friends with cute monsters that have human intelligence and the power of gods

-shellos time 😏

-id honestly rather catch a gastrodon but sky would be at a disadvantage AND i dont have sky because drifblim couldnt carry us both and i didnt want to pokeball her so shes just chilling on the other shore and idk if i could have drifblim fight and win and catch a gastrodon like 20 minutes before a boss. So shellos it is. Also it would be kind of bullshit for me to just clear the first area with 3 fully evolved pokemon even if i am a grown ass man

-sneak through the grass. Sneaky style

-shellos so cute i love u shellos. I like the blue shellos better than pink shellos but i like pink gastrodon better than blue gastrodon so i do not mind this outcome

-BACKSTRIKE !!

-it catches yay :]

-the gastrodon has witnessed my capture.

-GRAB THE BALL AND RUN

-beautiful moment of drifblim carrying me back while water gets spewed at us. What a great morning to risk my life in battle against a bug made of rocks taller than me while soaking fucking wet

-i gaze at my team and briefly lament the fact that this means i dont get to have an epic sky battle against a gyarados because that sounded like so much fun

-i was literally born to be a pokemon trainer. Going on adventures and quests and battling powerful foes and catching pokemon. This is so awesome

-the fact that this is everything ive ever wanted and that eventually i will have to go back home where magic isnt real and me and sky and zora and everyone are trapped in one body and there are a million things keeping me from the life i want but i have responsibilities to the life i had before that i cant just throw away on a whim sets in.

-oh god

-I CANT START CRYING RIGHT BEFORE FIGHTING A BOSS THE TEENAGERS ARE GOING TO THINK IM A WUSS WHOS SCARED OF KLEAVOR. THEY DONT KNOW IM HAVING A FUCKING GENUINE LIFE CRISIS

-skylark and i resolve to go fight the gyarados anyway for fun later because it will probably be easy and exciting. Just because i cant stay forever doesnt mean i cant enjoy it while im here

-go back to the camp with all my little guys

-ok here we fucking go

-show up to the arena and remember that we have to argue the case for our plan to irida and lian. I forgot

-irida understandably vexed about this whole thing

-i state again for the record that im cool with just doing it all myself because its dangerous and i dont want anyone else to get hurt

-Rei and akari protest and say that they helped come up with the plan and want to help Kleavor in any way they can

-irida agrees with me that its too dangerous for straight up children. How old even is irida. Isnt she like 19. Thats not that much younger than me but we are both still like young adults in the grand scheme of things. Its kind of fucked up that we’re discussing who has the best chance to risk their life and survive here i guess the pokemon world is also kind of fucked up after all

-irida agrees to help us make the balms as long as SHE gets to come with me into the arena to throw the balms while i distract kleavor

-i am surprised by this but i agree because i believe in women

-also it feels way more right for her to have a direct hand in the whole thing considering shes like. The leader of a whole clan. And im just some dude who got here 2 days ago

-while rei akari and lian make the balms irida and i make a game plan

-irida is surprised when drifblim and shellos come out but then shes like actually from what i know about you idk why im shocked that you have a ghost.

-i can only guess what that means. But i think i understand the jist of it .

-game plan

-drifblim does everything in its power to draw the brunt of kleavors fire. It’ll fire off gusts to whip up dirt and do its weird teleportation bullshit so that kleavor cant hit it but will be frustrated enough to keep pursuing

-skylark, shellos and iridas glaceon will lay down support fire for drifblim in case kleavor loses interest or if kleavor knocks it out. If it stays irritated its less likely to notice me and irida

-irida and i will throw balms while the pokemon fight

-shellos says shes not sure she’ll be able to keep up with the fight since she moves so slowly. This is a good point

-she cant sit on skylarks back because shes not a ground type so her firing off electricity will hit shellos.

-drifblim cant take non-ghosts with him when he phases

-glaceon agrees to carry shellos. I am flooded with relief at the fact that i dont have to carry a slug on my head while doing all this shit

-i remember that irida might not know that i can understand pokemon . dont worry about it irida we can talk later

-i also remember the kleavor cheese strat and bring up the idea of ducking behind the tree if kleavor tries to go for us

-irida is unsure if kleavor will remember the importance of the giant tree in his rage, but he hasnt cut it down yet, so its possible he will avoid slicing straight through it to get to us and instead go around

-we will just have to hope so!

-thats  it . thats our plan

-ok. Time to fight kleavor.

-lets pretend drifblim is lvl 25 here since we start with stronger pokemon so it has mystical fire which i think is neutral against kleavor bc of rock subtype

-fight scenes are hard come back and figure the details out later

-someone should get injured here because its a big fight and that will raise tension

-i think the security corps uniform is probably thick for warmth and extra defense so maybe i just get like a really bad scratch on an arm or shoulder but not enough to be a super big deal

-drifblim is knocked out during the battle by a stone axe sorry drifblim i love you

-shellos actually pulling its weight with water pulse and mud bomb

-skylark would know thunderbolt at lvl 25 which is awesome. I forgot that eeveelutions have abysmal move pools except for literally 1 move they can use reliably we’re gonna have to do something about that

-glaceon launches literally 1 ice beam and then realizes it is also so ungodly fucked if it gets hit by a rock move so it focuses on dodging while shellos launches water pulses

-irida and i truly get a lifetime amount of cardio in

-EVENTUALLY WE WIN

-kleavor explodes with light and then hes back to normal yayyy yippeeeeeee

-we have a conversation. He couldnt talk when he was frenzied because that would have been weird ok just trust me on this

-he gives me the bug plate. It feels like bugs. Thats going in the bag forever thanks though

-well i am actively bleeding and drifblim got blasted but nobody died. Lets go home👍

-report back to commander kamado as mission success and then i immediately get sent to the medical wing bc oh my god nyarla your fucking arm dude (im ok) (its just bleeding a lot) (blood loss is a real problem be careful kids)

-i get patched up and then sent home because im not allowed to spend the night in the medical wing of the headquarters when i have an overprotective neon green jolteon who is fully willing to explode someones heart with electricity if she thinks theyre a threat

-thanks skylark. I love you too

-at least i know that when i get kicked out of jubilife and go face down volo i will have a beautiful dragon woman in the shape of a dog that cannot be stopped by beast, man or god

-at this point i remember the space-time distortions and that i can find jhoto sneasels in the fieldlands if theres a distortion

-WE HAVE TO GET A WEAVILE AT ALL COSTS. JAX MUST BE REAL

-oh i should nickname my pokemon. Skylark was a person so she doesnt count

-fall asleep trying to come up with names for drifblim and shellos

DAY FIVE

-wake up

-were all the nobles like… frenzied at once. Or does it happen one after the other. Literally i dont remember i feel like it was all at once other than arcanine

-while getting ready i drop my bag and my pokeballs fall out

-hm. Those two are modern pokeballs arent they.

-hold the fuck on

-Friend Ball is obviously skylarks. 

-Cherish Ball. hm. I know exactly whos in there dont i

-ZORA YOU FUCKER YOUVE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME?!

-AND YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING?????????

-zora brings up the very valid point that me walking around with a fucking alpha zoroark would not have been any less suspicious than if skylark had shown up as a garchomp

-thats fair.

-but also i absolutely for sure know you just didnt feel like helping.

-zora smiles

[gemsbian]

freak thing gets adopted kidnapped

[connor6sex]

Lifesteal s6 day 1 report

So i watched a whole lotta lifesteal yesterday, and i continue to be watching a lifesteal stream as i write this. But Derapchu is wonderfully ignorable, so we persist. Here are the majority of my observations and thoughts on day 1. Some of my recollection may be wrong, please correct inconsistencies if you know more than i do. Intense Spoilers below (including mace spoilers)

So i began the day over an hour to launch, meowing up a storm in Pangi's chat. meow meow meow. Wonderful stuff. Once the server was closer to start and everyone else went live, i pulled up Princezam and Squiddo's streams. These were to be my main perspectives for the day. At one point i did end up watching 4 streams at once, and it was chaotic and i dont like watching more than 2 at once. I had a man on the inside[4 monitors with almost everyone's stream pulled up] to give me more news as it breaks.

The first death was Roshambo who died to dripstone i believe.

The initial team breakdown is as follows:

The Empire: This the group of assholes who preanounced their team, Minutetech, Mapicc, Spoke and Jepexx. Joined by surprise new member ChiefXD. This team began by rushing Mace and potions in order to kill people. They declared themselves the 'evil empire' and did some murderating. They got one of [the?] first kills on HannnahxxRose using dripstone. [or jumper? i think they both died early on to dripstone]

Blindfold Brothers: As the name suggests Manepear and Flamefrags decided that it would be them against the world. They briefly allied with another group against the empire, but they super betrayed and killed a bunch of people. Why my informant was surprised when they did that is beyond me. I thought it was obvious that these two would go on a murder spree.

The next team i actually dont know much about. Idk how stable and who's acutaslly in it: I think Woogie, Redd, Hannah, Leo, Kab and Clown [according to woogie's !team command]. Kab suspects that Clown is going to betray the rest of the group, which would be pretty Clownpierce of him. But CLown and Kab are tight. As a group of 6, they are officially the largest team on the server. They attempted to take down the Empire, and Mane and Flame even joined them temporarily to hunt the Empire.

The Pants Pals: 4CVIT Squiddo and MrCube6. Amazing team, fantastic. Also a member of this team: Eevee Trial Chamber Gay (tcg) the dog. This dog is the msot important thing on this server. Dont care about the mace anymore, only this dog matters. Yes this group is the one that got the the mace, but forget that. puppy. Squiddo, inspired by her dog buried the mace in a barrel that only she knows the location of.

Spacewaffles: Bacon and Planet are back babey! they built a nice tower together with tuff and copper, it looks great. They are neighbours with Zam and also Ash. Who also built houses near spawn.

Derap Wemmbu Ash: according to chat and also backed up by Derap when i asked, they are also Allied with Pangi & Spep. Derap & Terrain also have thier own alliance outside of the team. derap said a duo name that was long and weird, i think it was like glazed donut something duo. idk. derap's a freak. In pangi's chat, his !team command says Derap. Derap's pinned message does not say Pangi.

PrinceZam: is alone. on purpose! this time! He claims he could have friends but he doesn't want them! Zam's going solo and he's being a pacifist this season, or at least for as long as it lasts. He's not doing this for 'moral' reasons, but Zam also stated he didn't know that Morals are subjective. So, uh. take that as you will.

PE: Pentar Ecorridor. Clever name, said no one. idk what they're up to. Pentar killed Zam on Bacon's request. that was Zam's first death.

The Sticklers: Jumper & Ro. idk anything about what they've done. I just noticed Jumper was live, so i asked her team in chat. Jumper is down to 6 hearts after Clown killed her twice in succession. idk about the other deaths.

other people: idk. SB737 has not logged on yet. Whether he is on vacation until monday or as some chatters said he died in hospital after being run over by a truck. Who can say which one is true. Jaron i think also hasn't logged on. idk what anyone else is up to.

heart recipe: 4 netherite, 4 nautilus shells 1 ominous key

Now thats the stuff that i might actually reference some day. but like. idk man.

Some other things: Wemmbu was stuck in a hole for a while. Zam and Mapicc were discussing how long he would stay there complaining and how long until he just logs off. At one point Pentar was willing to go rescue him, but Mapicc killed him before Wemmbu could be helped to preserver the important Wemmbu Research being done. Later Wemmbu was killed by Spoke and the whole world rejoiced as Wemmbu was freed from Cave civilisation.

No one likes the Empire. idk if the Empire even likes the Empire likes the Empire. Jepexx [tried? accidentally?] nearly teamkilled at multiple points. Idk if this team will last. they were being called Frat bros by other people, and made enemies of everyone. I think MoralTech might also be having second thoughts about being evil.

No one knows where the Mace is. the Pants Pals, (which until they named themselves that i was referring to them as 4squid6 as that's the best way to combine their names.) got the mace quietly after Sqiuddo's mad rng role of getting the heavy core on the first ominous key. After that Squiddo went and hid the mace, her own team does not know where it is. Clown later claimed to have the mace, and no one can technically verify he doesn't. but everyone suspects their enemies of having it. and no one knows for sure. Very fun for someone who's known who has the mace the whole time. I've been in chat saying that I have it, or freddy fazbear has it. It's important to spread misinformation in times like these. Remember, unverified guesses may count as streamsniping at mod's discretion. If you are saying random names have the mace, make sure that its people who aren't real or at least not on Lifesteal this season or haven't logged on. Does SB have the mace? Have they asked him? Have we proved SB doesn't have it? I think SB might have it. :shrug:

[rainystressed247]

A small pokemon brain rot

Because I have been playing pokemon again and I want some place to store some headcanons >.<

Dream is not very adept in the whole pokemon trainer thing, which is understandable as he only wants to spend his day with his pokemon.

Dream is however strong accidentally/unknowingly because his pokemon has maxed out friendship and hence very protective.

Dream's first pokemon is Patches the Eevee.

Dream gifted Eevee to his closest friends as Eevee of friendship!

Sapnap is very into competitive pokemon and aim to be the champion one day.

Dreamnap are childhood friends. Unbeknownst to Dream, Sapnap wants to be strong to protect Dream because he saw him getting bullied one time when they are young.

Sapnap's ace is his speed boosted Blaziken.

George doesn't care about battling but has considerably higher knowledge about pokemon than Dream so Sapnap likes to challenge him.

George is a menance and will utilise pokemon's ability to make your life difficult. He doesn't have any intention to be the champion however.

He is a nature in research. But he can be found sneaking off to sleep most of the times much to the annoyance of the professor.

Bad is the professor of the region and Sap's parent. Rumor said that he lost Skeppy in a mysterious crystal cave that vanished just as suddenly as it appeared. He has been working on finding the cave ever since.

Techno is the champion rumored to be blessed by Victini. Dream is an avid fan which irks Sapnap.

Techno is actually Dream's childhood friend before he moved away. He still remembers Dream fondly but social anxiety prevents him from initiating a conversation for fear that Dream has forgotten him.

Dream doesn't remember Techno due to a freak accident that lead to him moving away.

Phil owns a murder of crow pokemon, ranging from Corviknight to Mukrow. He is a bird whisperer.

This is getting long, I might add more when I feel up to it, but feel free to tell me what you think! What pokemon would fit them? Would you like to see Pokemon choice for Dream of other AU?

[numberonetacostan]

pokemon is becoming an huge comfort for me so! here is taco with her pokemon :]

I have already ranted a lot about taco and her eevee, I imagine she found it a bit after the finale of season 1, due to the eevee being her only companionship in the woods she got quite attached to it and loved it a LOT so much to the point it would evolve into a sylveon, sylveon's ribbons emite a soothing sort of aura that it uses to calm the hostility in a prey, I imagine taco's sylveon uses its feelers often to calm taco down when she is having a breakdown or insanely upset over something, they are both attached to the hip you will NEVER see taco around without her sylveon. Her sylveon only allows taco to pet it and eventually mic and knife.

When we get to roserade I picture her meeting it as an injured roselia, without other option the lil thing accepted her help and as time passed it got so attached to her thanks to her oddly enough gentle grasp that made it just want to stay alongside her, I imagine her meeting roserade as a tiny and small roselia and taking care of it sort of sparked this desire to protect the wild pokemon that resided in the forest and help those who needed her help. It was a way she felt her hands could do more than burn and destroy, so roserade is pretty PRETTY loyal to taco, you hurt taco and roserade wont hesitate for a moment in poisoning you.

She met her gardevoir when it was a ralts, ralts are said to be able to sense the feelings of those around it and although they often prefer to hang out with those that have more joyous feelings rather than gloomy ones I find it very sweet that the little critter sensed taco's distress and sadness and instead of getting away it just gravitated towards her, it matches with gardevoir's protective nature of both pokemon and trainers alike, its very protective of its fellow pokemon and taco herself, soon enough it becomes pretty protective of mic too, gravitating towards her when she finds herself freaking out like on episode 12.

I am not sure how taco would meet mimikyu but I imagine taco being taco instead of being afraid or freaked out by it like most people would just, gently approached it, gave it something to eat, and eventually made it a new costume since the one it was wearing was pretty worn out and damaged. I feel taco not caring about her health shows a lot with mimikyu because despite knowing the why mimikyu doesn't like people seeing what hides beneath its costume (usually believe that if you do end up seeing what's underneath the rag it could give you some weird curse or even a painful death) taco doesn't…care, at all. Its mimikyu who is always making sure she doesn't accidentally see what's beneath because taco is pretty careless and doesn't particularly care for her own wellbeing, only the wellbeing of her pokemon.

Her arcanine is a funny story, a growlithe just popped in out of nowhere and refused to ever leave her side and it eventually just became part of her team. Both arcanine and growlithe are pretty loyal, arcanine being shown as pretty protective of its trainer, I imagine as a growlithe just like taco's gardevoir as a ralt it could sense taco's feeling through scent, big part of why it refused to leave her side, they were both lonely but they didn't had to be after all. Taco's arcanine can appear pretty intimidating at first but I think its a total sweetheart, it stashes food in its mane and brings it to taco and its fellow pokemon and as a growlithe they are said to never forget a scent. I picture it hanging out pretty often with mic's vulpix and mic herself keeping them both out of danger, at difference of sylveon it doesn't really mind pets that aren't from taco.

I have talked about toxapex to death at this point, critter, venomous and dangerous but that all that really wants is love and taco gently holding it and lending it that love, toxapex/mareanie is algo other pretty good example of taco absolutely not gaf about her health, girlie doesn't care if she is poisoned as long as toxapex is happy.

Hi Kiara!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in an ask!! :]

I really like all of the backstories you've given to Taco's Pokemon, and I think your choices fit her quite well!!^^ Though if it's alright, I'd like to offer a few Pokemon I think Taco might also have!!

I like to think she might pick up a Phantump/Trevenant, with her living in the Perilous Forest for so long, it seems fitting for her to pick up a Pokemon that so perfectly represents that, yeah?

I also think it would be fun for her to have a Meowth/Persian, almost entirely because they learn Pay Day. She's financially motivated for quite a long time, a Pokemon that can make some extra cash for her would be an easy choice for her.

[bots-and-cons]

OK I got your answer to my request and yeah I’m sorry for not giving much context .

I would still like a Optimus, Bumblebee and Smokescreen x female Pokémon trainer reader

How about for context, let’s say that the auto bots are detecting all the commotion being caused by the reader and her Pokémon when they are training and since they don’t know anything about Pokémon, they would be confused at first, and try to protect the reader from her Pokémon only for her to have to explain what Pokémon is to them. 

As for the little cherry on top, I’d honestly love to see what each of them think of Pokémon like, as in what their personal opinion of them is. Maybe even stating which one they would say is their favorite Pokémon.

If you would like any suggestions for any kind of Pokémon to appear, might I suggest Eevee and Lucario? Those are some of my favorite Pokémon so I figured if you wanted Pokémon suggestions I’d suggest them.

I did HCs, since I'm not particularly in the mood for scenarios atm. Honestly, I just mostly did the bot’s reactions to the Pokemon you mentioned and something like that. I’m really freaking tired today and I just wanted to get something out since it’s been a week since the last fic post. Sorry I didn’t do Bee, I didn’t have any ideas and my brain isn’t working right now. Pokemon x TFP crossover I guess

~Smokescreen~

•First he thinks the little creatures that seem to be fighting each other are going to hurt you, so he scoops you up and tries to take you away from your pokemon

•You of course protest, and tell him to put you down

•Smokescreen thought the two pokemon were some weird dogs but dogs don’t walk on two legs and when he gets a closer look, the smaller one doesn’t quite look like a dog either

•He wasn’t going to hurt the little animals(?) he just wanted to keep you safe

•You of course have to explain to him that they’re not animals, they’re pokemon

•Smokes is of course interested in what exactly these so called “pokemon” do and what they mean to you since they seem to also be very protective of you

•When he picked you up to protect you from them, they tried to save you by attacking him but you stopped them

•Your pokemon friends don’t particularly seem to like Smokescreen, but he doesn’t really notice

•Smokescreen doesn’t really get what the difference between pokemon and normal animals is, but he thinks it’s great you have such companions to keep you safe

~Optimus Prime~

•Optimus is of course not familiar with pokemon, he just thought they were some odd animals

•But you explain the whole thing to him, the pokemon, training them and how you battle other trainers

•Optimus asks how you got your pokemon and you ended up also explaining the whole starter pokemon thing, your starter pokemon was Mudkip and you’ve collected other pokemon over the years, like Eevee and Lucario

•He doesn’t really get the whole “battling other trainers” thing, because he doesn’t like unnecessary fighting, but he doesn’t tell you that, since it seems like it’s such a normal thing to you

•Optimus thinks the pokemon are quite fascinating and he finds the whole training thing interesting

•Your pokemon seem to actually be quite interested in Optimus as well, probably because he’s not anything they’ve seen before, and since he seems to be important to you they also want him to be safe

[onemillionfurries]

Blood Stained: a creepy pasta

One day i tried too wake up but my eyes wouldn't open, it felt like they were being held shut. After trying awhile of trying to open my eyes I felt a drop on my cheek and I thought "rain?" I stopped trying to open my eyes for a minute and then tried again, this time it was easy.

When I opened my eyes i saw an Eevee that was blood red, it had yellow eyes and its mouth was sown shut. It looked very sad and lonely.

When i tried too talk to it nothing came out of my mouth, I freaked out. The little Eevee said "I'm Blood… what's your name?" I tried too talk but i can't speak. when i took out a piece of paper and a pen i realized that i was extremely pale. i freaked out even more, then i heard a small faint voice, the voice said "battle, now…" i looked behind me and i saw a trainer with a ghost looking thing. Even though i was totally scared i accepted his challenge.

He sent out the ghost thing forward and then Blood stepped in front of me. the trainer commanded the ghost to use curse on Blood, the world went pitch black and all i heard was Blood screaming. when the darkness faded i saw Blood laying on the ground, she was dead! The trainer then commanded the ghost to use curse on ME! the world went black again and all i say was the ghosts face right in front of mine. I felt a sharp, horrible pain, I screamed in pain then, I fell to the ground. I was… dead…