#freakpost

[freak-freedom]

yo just reminded me i had a dream where i met elon musk and he was weirdly likable in person like he was just a silly goofy guy and i was constantly on edge because hes elon musk and i think i had accidentally won a visit from him in some sort of raffle or no i think it was actually because i sent him fake fan mail and then he sent something back including an entire burger which i was going to eat and then i bit into it and not only was the patty made of meat but so was the fucking cheese??? anyway i trashed it because ew ew ew i had only bitten into it because i forgot burgers could have meat in them anyway when elon musk appeared out of nowhere he grabbed half the burger from the trash and ate it while ambling off out of the gym which is where most of my dreams take place

fal i need you to know this is the best dream i've ever read

[freak-freedom]

rtvsfundraiser.live

DONATE MONEY FOR PALESTINE AND TEACH THIS MAN TO YANK

[doofus-spoofus]

hi im back again 💖 (people should give me scream style drawing requests btw just saying :3)

[catinasink]

i am a HORNY TEENAGE BOY i JERK OFF i MASTURBATE i BEAT MY MEAT i what other euphenisms can i find for thjs. ill be back

[freak-freedom]

@muckmage

[sobeksewerrat]

I AM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH MAKING BLINKIES AND ALASTOR TOO

[sweetsourteeth]

Pon farr night at the Vulcan nightclub

[badlydrawncookierunkingdom]

*Puts Pitaya in a wedding dress for HollyTaya wedding*

itsright behind me, isn't it . .

[freak-freedom]

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[freak-freedom]

cursed with the next immaculate conception but it's ectopic so i have to abort jesus 2

[ysaefinn]

HELLO THIS CAME INTO MY SLEEP LAST NIGHT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

reader getting very fussy and emotional because they haven’t slept properly is nothing mommy!sugu can’t fix. having them sprawled across his lap, sucking on his nipple while two thick fingers are massaging their insides, thumb rolling over their puffy nub, letting them have their cummies since they’ve been soo good and their body has been so tense. hearing their little relaxed whines makes his heart warm up. he doesn’t stop until they finished at least a few times and are all tuckered out.

need this because i couldn’t sleep and i have a final today ohhh lord 😊😊😊🩷

- 🧸

Tw: NSFW mommy kink, heavy infantilization, genitalia is mentioned, small mentions of age regression, mdni plz

TEDDYNON PREEEEAAAAAAAACHHHH!!!!!!! YESSSSSSIIIIIIIRRRRRRR

Forever in love with mommy! suguru and his elite problem solving skills (nipple in baby's mouth) AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN WE SAY ANS REPEAT THAT MAMA SUGURU WILL NOT PUNISH YOU FOR BEING CRANKY OR EVEN BRATTY!!!!!!! he does recognize that all you need is some love and care and you'll be right back to being his sweet baby in no time :> There's also the fact that you could be feeling sexually frustrated which he does take into account and act accordingly after. (he's well equipped ok??)

SUGUTITIES ARE A TRANQUILIZER they knock you right off your feet we've established that already, they make you regress enough is the point, obviously he sees you being fixated and dependent on his assets and helps your dependency grow stronger to the point where you start to bite the inside of your cheeks and bottom lip when you need to suckle on something (he may or may not tease you about needing to get you a pacifier at this rate ehe)....yeah

Back on track tho!!!!! He does help you when you get tooooo hot and bothered!!!!! Only has to pat his thigh once for you to come rushing in and nuzzling against his neck, you're already pawing at his chest looking for his nipples making him swoon harder and feel worse for you :(( "awh my poor baby...so tense, let mommy take care of you" he coos in between kisses before taking his shirt off so you could latch properly...before you know it one big palm goes from squeezing and fondling the flesh of your thigh to smoothing over your crotch and cupping it, your little whines against his nipples only further active the mama instincts and he drops the teasing to give you what you've been longing for fuck knows how long he's been acting so cruel to you by now. His womb is clenching once his hand comes in contact with your wetness <///333

He takes extra care to stimulate your clit with his thumb before sliding one thick index finger in, only adding more digits once you show clear signs that you've adjusted making sure to pay extra attention to all your favorite spots. Suguru knows your body like the back of his hand, he won't get lost. Don't bother begging him for more, he does as he sees fit, if he thinks you can't take more you won't be getting more, if he notices any signs of pain he's pulling away and making you hump his thigh instead.

"That's it..my little one taking me so well. I'm so proud of you sweet thing." "AwwYou look so cute stuffed full like this." "Such a good baby, you're gonna make a lot of cummies for mommy, right sweetie?"

He takes hold of your red aching length and starts moving at an excruciatingly slow pace, almost like he's stroking you the sleep (the the constant shushing and humming doesn't help his case either) the pad of this thumb already busy squishing your leaky pink tip and massaging the slit, only occasionally letting go to squeeze your heavy balls then quickly redirecting his attention back to your aching member.

"Oh honey you must have been aching so much..how could I let you get this needy? Mommy's so so sorry, baby. But I'm here now okay? Oh- you're close, yeah? You're gonna make a mess for mommy, aren't you?"

In either case your slick is good enough lube anyway lol, and i imagine youd be oozing after being denied for such a long time.

Teddynon is correct as always, he doesn't let you go before you make a proper mess on his lap, until you're brainless and drooling all over his chest, limp and tired mumbling and slurring little "thank you mommy"s here and there, he always kisses your tender overstimulated flower before cleaning you up and cuddling you to sleep. All in a day's work lol.

You're not allowed to touch yourself when mommy's right there to take care of you and, he understands that it can be so frustrating for a little one like you!!! All these big scary feelings must be so overwhelming and scary, luckily for you have a sweet caring, and doting caretaker to tend to you when things start to feel too intimidating <333

[freak-freedom]

a person describing their experiences. why do you need to understand things before you can let someone be.

[catinasink]

jerk it or do my history homework........ decisions deecisions

[whalesbone]

comm for Runi on flight rising with some funky lantern colors

[rebpup]

i want to feel like i’m being hunted. i want to be stalked, but for you to leave behind just a small enough trace that i begin to get paranoid. for me to overthink, watching my back and out windows 24/7. i want to feel your eyes on me.

and once you finally track me down, get me venerable and alone, you can watch as my entire body struggles against you. my eyes wide as i squirm and try to bite and claw at you. i’ll give up eventually, you can watch my whole demeanour change when realize i’m helpless. i’ll be all yours then, finally.

[freak-freedom]

you WILL watch and absorb this video. and you will meditate on it.

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao