I saw your post about jinbe being top 3 strawhats in bed and I was wondering what the full ranking is??? love the jinbe appreciation by the way 🤭🤤
Personally, my top 3 would be Zoro, Robin and Jinbe! 🥰
JINBE FUCKERS UNITE!!!
personally, I don't think people are gonna agree with my ranking, but my full ranking from best to worst in bed is:
1. Jinbe
He is so big and loving. You know he just won't stop until you're satisfied. He'd stretch you out so well and fill you up nicely while cooing sweet words at you until you practically melt in his arms. He'd take such good care of you. He's the oldest strawhat (other than Brook ofc.) so he's experienced in life and in love. He's so mature and knows what he's doing.
2. Robin
Similar to Jinbe, Robin would take care of you so well. Her power also has endless sexual possibilities. She would just give you orgasm after orgasm with her hands, tongue and strap. She just gives off an air of trust and acceptance. She can let her guard down with you and vice versa. Her stamina is crazy too. SHES SO FINE, NICO ROBIN I WANT YOU SO BAD.
3. Franky
You're telling me he hasn't upgraded that dick? I bet he's got attachments in shapes and sizes for you. He could make you crazy sex toys explicitly suited for your pussy. He'd have you in tears from overstimulation. He's also, imo the least insecure strawhat. He's confident in himself and his abilities.
4. Zoro
My man my man my man. He's prefers to show you how he feels as oppose to telling you. He also likes to flex his physical strength in bed by twisting you into all sorts of positions. He does take care of you well but sometimes he's a bit clueless as to what to do so you have to guide him. He's a himbo stereotype. hes pretty inexperienced before you so you gotta teach him what you like but once he picks it up it's all good. I know his stamina goes CRAZY. Whatever you want, whenever you want.
5. Nami
What she lack in experience she makes up for with enthusiasm. She does have a tendency to get overwhelmed and rush things. She needs help learning how to take her time. She loves helping you get off though. She'd never leave you unsatisfied. She's likes to receive as much as she gives.
6. Sanji
Similar to Nami. He has his specialties (eating pussy) and what he lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm (sometimes a little too much enthusiasm). He's devoted, thinks it's criminal if he cums more times than you. I feel like he also tends to rush into things, he gets too ahead of himself. His recovery time is crazy though, he can cum like 3/4 times before he needs a real breather to get hard again. He gets minus points for not knowing where the clit is unless you guide him to it.
7. Brook
I'm sure if you gave him a strap he'd be a good time but like...he doesn't have genitals, or a tongue, or flesh so his fingers would hurt. Given the correct tools he could be fun though.
8. Usopp
No confidence, below average dick, virgin. He could probably make you some cool toys though
9. Luffy
it's not I think he's worse in bed that Usopp, I just can't see him in a sexual situation at all. I just can't lewd the captain sorry 😭
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at the end of freaky fusion when frankie fucking dies & the ghouls are like omg we gotta bring our friend back to life!!!!!!! but actually wait let’s give her a makeover first,,, & they were so real for that
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Monster High × Real-Life Couture
Frankie Stein by SAVAGE X FENTY
Draculaura by Betsey Johnson
Clawdeen Wolf by Versace
Lagoona Blue by Versace
Cleo De Nile by Zuhair Murad
Deuce Gorgon by Versace
Heath Burns by Moschino
Catrine Demew by OZLANA
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I really think Marry Shelley should have just stuck to her sources and didn't take Frankenstein in such a wild direction.
1. Victor is very out of character, as they don't even mention his trip to Monster High, or the lesson he learned there! He is a shitty father who doesn't even care about his creation, who I essentially his son. That is not the Sparky I know.
2. Frankenstein and his bride are not together, as she doesn't even get made in this book? Tf??? Also idk why Victor is so worried that Frankenstein and his bride will have children, when if I recall correctly he's happy he'll be successful in that venture? Literally in the movie he's glad to know his experiment was a success and he (Frankenstein) went on to have a family.
3. There is NO mention of Hexiciah Steam, or his years at Monster High, although I already said that.
4. They just fucking die? Victor dies and if I recalled correctly so does the monster. When, the monster goes on to have a bride, and make Frankie Stein (Victor's later granddaughter).
All in all, Frankenstein by Merry Shelley is a very inaccurate book, and it's such a bold departure from the source material that it is garbage. Just watch Monster High: Freaky Fusion instead.
(Okay, breaking character, please don't take this seriously. It's a joke. I actually really love the Frankenstein novel and story, I just remembered that one Dracula post and I thought I'd so something similar with Frankenstein. I just thought I'd clarify because some people might take this seriously)
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this official concept for the monster high freaky fusion is PERFECT and i feel personally robbed. i NEED Frankie de Nile in my doll collection
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on a separate note i've been thinking about freaky fusion today, if u hate g1 frankie stein DNFI!!!!!! i love frankie.
specifically the part of the movie where they say "THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS!!! DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL???" like IT'S SOOOO GOOD. BANGER. FRANKIE STEIN I LOVE U SOOO MUCH. THIRD FAVORITE CHARACTER AND THE ONLY ONE IN MY TOP THREE WHO HAS CUTE DOLLS (because my top two are jackson/holt (can't choose between 'em ☹️) and heath burns and... lord knows, the boy mh dolls were not good.)
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Cool little Easter Egg I found in the "Freaky Fusion" movie almost a decade later: When Clawvenus is talking about her fusion-inspired fashion designs, she's sketching out the design for the Clawdeen x Frankie doll
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