#Beast Freaky Friend

[tanglednlove]

A bunch of boos and ghouls💙

[eros-doll-boy]

My gf picked up an unboxed beast freaky friend doll for me today and omg I’m so excited to get back and see her !!!!! Aaaaaaa

[heartfullofleeches]

A People Eater's Worse Nightmare

Yandere Parasite/Shapeshifter + G.N Reader blurb

Summary: They love you. What the fuck's wrong with them.

Warnings: Mentions of cannibalism

A nice big house. Large group of friends.

Yeah- this life was great.

Framed pictures of loved ones on the wall, freezer stocked full of meat. Beer cans on the coffee table and blood stains in the carpet. Such accomities made this place fitting to be their perfect home.

Shame they couldn't stick around.

[Hey, Dude! Last night was killer. You on for Sunday?]

The homeowner shoots a dismissive reply, sinking deeper into the revels of their catch present in the murky waters they reside. It was far too easy this time. A homebody with loose ties to numerous people turned the life of the party and friend group after a trip out of town. "Taking a new approach on life." And all that other horseshit that left people none the wiser to the horrors committed behind locked doors.

It was paradise, but too much of a good thing was bad for anyone's health. Getting to caught up in prey's daily life could make one sloppy. How people managed to miss those tiny spots of macroon in the rug or the smell that lingered was beyond them, but maybe that's just how primitive those claimed to be the top of the chain were. They needed to move ship, and fast.

A new message pops up on the screen, from a number simply marked with a heart.

[I had a really nice time with you last night. I hope we can meet up again soon.]

There it was. The other issue with being human. With how many lives they have under their belt, they've done this song and dance many times before. They've been married and divorced. Slept with numerous people in one night, and had committed friend with benefits deals. They could've made excuses for it all, but there was a side of them that longed for connect. An amalgamation of the feelings the one before them held and their own urges. There was many partners before this one and there would be plenty after.

So why can't they hit send?

[Hey, Y/n. Some stuff came up with my folks so I'll be out of town for a while. I'll hit you up when I get back.

A passage excuse. One that could potentially throw off their temporary mate if they were the type to overthink. For some reason, that got under their skin. Freaky. Maybe it's because they never managed to get them in the sack - or call them by their real name.

It's cool - By morning those feelings will be gone and they'll move onto the next. Just one more night and the homeowner would go back from social outcast turned devil worshipper - to a beast a little closer to home.

As their head sinks under the water, the homeowner just can't get that smile out of their head.

-

The parasite groans as it pull itself out of the bathtub. Hangovers were a bitch no matter what breed you were. It drags its heavy body off the floor and picks up the homeowner's phone. There's a missed message on screen. Their body suddenly feels lighter

[Hi. I saw you read my message, and I'm not trying to push things, but I wanted to invite you to breakfast if you were free.]

[Sure thing, Sweetheart. Just send me the locale]

The parasite hums to itself and it walks in front of the mirror, thinking about what to wear for its date with its partner. They open the cabinet to grab that perfume you said was nice on your second date-

What. What the fuck?

Ink slams the door shut; whiplash cracking the mirror. They stare at the exposed muscle structure of their skin, narrow eyes large as tennis balls. They - were themselves again, but they still as they did masquerading as that whiny little bitch. Their heart smiled in tune seeing that message, and their guts bubbled in anticipation for being beside the one to make them feel this way. They feel sick.

"What did you do to me. What did you do-"

Ink scrolls through the texts you've sent and photos you've taken together. You had to've done something. Poisoned them with some fucked up chemical. Snuck a part of yourself in their food to make them crave you so god damn bad.

Their search leaves them with nothing but a swollen heart and rage filled mind. They punch the mirror. Angry at the world, they still want nothing more than to see your disgustingly pretty face again.

"Fuck."

[the-tyler-as-in-skyler]

posting more svsss fanart this time half finished doodles of a lil au that’s been cooking in my brain for a few weeks

fox shen yuan aus have my heart and soul anyways he gains more tails the higher his cultivation is :33

plot points for this below the cut (also apologies for the terrible image quality she’s been through a lot (my google drive))

- shen yuan is a fox demon, he gets popped into a very young fox demon similar to how airplane gets dropped into baby shang qinghua (airplane is sqh in this au but that’s not plot relevant yet)

- little fox shen yuan, still getting the hang of his powers and creating a human form, runs into shen jiu in the woods, realizes this “random” teenager looks a lot like he did in real life, and unconsciously shifts to look like him

- shen yuan and shen jiu become kind of friends (in that shen jiu feels like he needs to protect shen yuan because he thinks he’s naive and also thinks it’s funny when he’s a bitch and shen yuan also thinks that shen jiu is funny when he’s a bitch and that he should probably keep this kid from dying or screwing himself up with his clearly demonic cultivation too bad)

- shen yuan eventually figures out how to look fully human (prior to him and sj going to cang qiong mountain)

- sy and sj become disciples on qing jing together! how does shen yuan cultivate? well sj is the only one who knows he’s a demon but they manage to swipe a fox demon cultivation manual from qing jing peak’s library for him

- when the qing generation ascends shen yuan leaves cang qiong to go be a wandering cultivator and write a bestiary

(at this point you may be asking, where is zhuzhi-lang? he’s in the doodles, why hasn’t he shown up yet? fear not, he is coming)

- while traveling shen yuan decide that the mortal realm is too boring and there are far too many papapa plants there so he travels to the demon realm to record more beasts

- at this point tianlang-jun is still the emperor of the demon realm, and, through shenanigans probably, shen yuan manages to save zhuhai-lang from a rather dangerous plant that mimics normal demonic plants and gets introduced to the emperor

- it does not take long for shen yuan to realize that this is luo binghe’s father and decide, hey, maybe he can help this guy and hopefully get both of luo binghe’s parents to survive so he can have a kind of normal life without the trauma (he is still masquerading as a human at this point and there’s quite a bit of controversy about the demonic emperor taking advice from a human cultivator, linguang-jun later mocks mobei-jun for ‘following in the late emperor’s footsteps’ when he takes shang qinghua as his primary advisor)

- this plan does not work, shen yuan is exposed to the cultivation world as a demon and a traitor and gets his ass tossed into the endless abyss so he can’t warn zzl and tlj about the plot against them

- (shen jiu goes to see him before he gets sent in: “why’d you do it?” “i… i wanted to try and let them (su xiyan and tianlang-jun) be happy together…”)

- sy is stuck in the abyss making himself a little house and strong arming the various horrors down there into liking him

- cut to shen jiu, now shen qingqiu, extremely bitter about the fact that the only person he considered a friend betraying him the cultivation world, and seeing baby binghe who looks just like the guy his friend got tossed into the the abyss for and figures out that this must have been what shen yuan was trying to protect

- shen qingqiu is livid and takes it out on binghe

- yet another cut, we know what bingge’s childhood was like, and binghe’s gets dropped into the abyss (sqq thinks that it’s fitting he sends the beast to the same fate that trying to protect him doomed shen yuan to)

- binghe wanders the abyss, being miserable, for several years before he comes across… a house? the bamboo house from qing jing peak? is he hallucinating? but no, it’s not quite the same, it’s made with whatever freaky bamboo equivalent grows in the abyss and there’s a pen with a six-legged carnivorous horse around the side of it

- shen yuan built himself a version of the bamboo house because he really liked it and he helped build shen qingqiu’s bamboo house as a sort of present/congratulations for ascending to peak lord status and he wanted a comfortable place to relax where he’s less likely to be attacked by a beast

- binghe is very confused when he is enthusiastically greeted by a fox demon who looks like his scummy teacher but is rather quickly endeared and intrigued

- they bond, shen yuan helps binghe find xin mo and they get out of the abyss and into the demon realm together with shen yuan acting as an advisor for binghe similarly to how he did with tlj, with the condition that binghe helps him release tlj and zzl from their prison

- this is the main catalyst for them going to huan hua in this au (most people have forgotten what sy looks like or they were too young to remember his trial even happening, it wasn’t anything super public because publicity for the great sects is very important so they kept things very hush hush)

- shen yuan reunites with zhuzhi-lang and tianlang-jun! it takes them a while to figure out how to properly break them out but they do manage it!

- at some point in the demon realm shen yuan and shang qinghua run into each other and clock that the other person is a transmigrator pretty quickly (they both have a habit of muttering in chinglish during court and they hear each other and do the spider-man point meme)

- sqh and sy bond and binghe and mbj don’t exactly know if they should be jealous about it, they’re very close and seem to share some sort of strange dialect that only the two of them speak and spend a lot of time together?? (they’re arguing and maybe kissing a little bc… cumplane my loves)

- shen yuan eventually has the misfortune of running into liu qingge (who survives here because i love him and i think that sy would at least try to prevent his death because he found him endearing when they were disciples), while sy is delighted that his shidi is alive he’s less happy about having cheng luan pointed directly at his throat in a secluded alleyway when he was just trying to browse the market of a town he remembered being pleasant

- reuniting with lqg leads to reuniting with the rest of cang qiong (and getting yelled at for his incompetence by shen qingqiu before they make up)

- shen yuan has (just barely) convinced binghe that torture is not the answer to solving his trauma so shen qingqiu does not get water prisoned but they aren’t trusted alone in a room together for a good long time

- eventually this probably ends in shen yuan collecting a harem on accident (not that he’s very upset about it but still, he’s confused how he managed this)

- neither binghe nor shen qingqiu are particularly pleased about the harem thing but like… they love shen yuan and if it makes him happy they’ll put up with these other idiots (they totally don’t like some of the other harem members what are you talking about? there’s nothing going on there stop asking them about it)

[60sgroove]

My Favorite Monster High Characters ♡ Draculaura

I'm not exactly your typical vampire. I love gossip, freaky-fab fashion and fanging out with my friends, especially my boyfriend Clawd Wolf, who happens to be the brother of my beast ghoulfriend Clawdeen Wolf. I'm also a strict vegetarian who faints at the sight of blood.

[tokuxsenshi]

Sentai Body Swap Episodes rank

Okay so I finally done I watched all the body swap episodes. My favorite trope in all media so im an expert so this is the true ranking of them anyone else opinon is WRONG. (Also sorry so bad at words)

King-Ohger Episode 28. Shuffle kings

this THIS RIGHT HERE is a MASTER PIECE OF BODY SWAP EPISODES full team no voice swaps and FULL of chaos. I love everything about it. I love that Gira Jeremy Hymeno and Kaguragi learned a lesson and Yanma and Rita just want to kill eachother. 100/10 episode ART in its purist form.

2. GOGO V Episode 37. The Beauty is a Saima Beast!?

I'm honestly very surprised that I loved this episode as much as I do like I don't even remember it from watching Gogo I remember the season being very serious but honestly forgot how funny it could be. I love that this monster didnt even plan to do body swap and him going on the marriage interveiw and acting all weird but the fact he did that in Tsugumi body and the parents didnt react make me think shes just like that normally. Tsugumi is such a girl boss as well true QUEEN. 10/10 episode

3. Magiranger Episode 39. Inverse Brother and Sister and Episode 40. The Gorgon's Garden

Honestly though this was gonna be my number 1 when I started this episode was one my favorites when I watched Magiranger (despite forgoring its a 2 parter) though RIP to Houka 15 man harem. And Kai sick burning his sister. this some great mid 2000s sentai. though it being a 2 parter kinda un imporant it could been done in one so the episode be counted as 1 and together their a 10/10

4. Gokaiger Episode 27. An Unusual Gokai Change.

This another one I forgor but its a great episode and choosing Doc an Luca for it was perfect. some great sentai body swap shannies in it with doc running around from guys who think want to attack luka and being scared to hurt her body pure boi. 10/10 love Gokai so much

5. Go-Onger Episode 12. Sosuke Banki!?

I just love Go on its one my favorite seasons and this episode some the best of how wacky this season is. even with a voice swap I actually genially love this episode. and the fact the monster couldnt even spend 10 mintunes with the team because their just to insane that they couldnt even tell that Sosuke was switched. only one bad thing its set before miu so for no miu I have to give it - 100 points so its a -90/10

6. Abaranger Episode 27. AbaRed is AbareBlue

Another favorite season and this episode is not a low point honestly love that most of it just Yukito trying to be a dad and failing like dont let this man take care of kids again. like I think the only thing that bring this episode down is the voice swap again. 10/10 episode

7. Lupat Episode 16.Because You're A Friend

Another BANGER. Choosing Touma to be the body swap for this as AMAZING dont think the comedy could been better with anyone else. and the fact the Patoranger saw the monster in Touma body and basically though he some kind of play boy peek comedy. and the way they trick the monster to switch back really good. 10/10

8.Zenkaiger Episode 32. kai! Sakasama Gets Angry! Is That a Monkey?

I want to start with that the sub I watched the name the epiosde was freaky friday or is it monkey monday and like THAT WHAT IT SHOULD BE! this episode pretty alright I like Kaito running around Tojitendo Palace and completely failing at pretending to be stacy loud boy in quite boy body peek comedy. also love we get t see Flint do the Twokaizer dance even if its a body swap. 10/10 Episode

9. Dekaranger Episode 19. Fake Blue

Alright this where my real opinion shine. I LOVE Dekarangr its one my top 10 seasons BUT this episode where it was good... WAS SO BORING compared to what I was watching like I like the epiosde but for what I was making thi slist for its just not that good. 6/10

10. Toqger Episode. 21. The Runaway Bride

Another season I love but this episode so MEH. like honestly this did not have to have the boys body swap it just seemed really unessary and didnt really effect anything. The Gritta stuff was really sweet though I always felt bad for her in the show she deserved better. 5/10

11. Kyoryuger Episode 37. Revenge! The Ghost Deboth Army

Honestly this episode so boring I could barely pay attention like this one 100% did NOT need to be a body swap epiosode like did that even effect anything. 4/10

12. Fiveman Episode 36. Super Twin Strategy

I wont really reveiw this one like I did watch it and its alright but I've never seen Fiveman so I feel like maybe when I do eventually watch it i'll have an actual opinon ?/10

13. Kiramager Episode 19. Partner

I'll start with saying the Juru and Fire stuff this episode ADORABLE I love that... but I CAN NEVER purely enjoy this episode because MACH IN IT IS FUCKING DIGUSTING. like the fact whoever wrote this thogh that was comedy A SHAME makes sense the same guy who wrote episode 11 of Lupat the worse epiosde of ANY sentai I hate this episode it makes me so uncomfortable even thinkig about it. fuck mach. -1000000000000000000000000000/10

an now here at the end I'll talk about my FAVORITE swap episode and episode in general that I just couldnt rank with this since I dont 100% think it counts but I love it so we talking about it.

Shinkenger Episode 27, Switched Lives

I LOVE this episode its so funny and crazy. like taking the switch body trope but with furniture is so good. and the fact Genta turned into sushi and was almost eaten actually turned into an epiosde where he couldnt morph because he was to scared is so funny. and also Ryuunosuke the show punching bag of course gotta turn into little piss baby statue since thats what he is. this episode just great like honestly this one I feel like you can watch without even seeing the rest of shinkenger (Though why would you its the BEST SEASON) and the fact its a Chaiki and Kotaha episode just makes it even better. 10000000000000/10

[puuggle]

Be my friend I'm gay and lonely

I am a big ruikasa fan (they make me foam at the mouth and unleash a wonky manky beast inside me) I'm also a Rui Kamishiro introject so that makes me super cute so like plz be my friend I'M 14 BODILY DON'T BE FREAKY!! I also have a psys so >_< add me on discord (puuggle) :3 :D >0<

[lamemaster]

The fucking elf of my dreams

Pairing: Finrod x GN Reader

Genre: Spyverse

Summary: You have been dreaming of an obnoxious elf and Finrod Felagund of Arda has been hearing an exasperated voice in his mind.

AN: This was so fun :))) hapi hapi hapi (Based on a poll long ago where @a-contemplation-upon-flowers suggested this-)

The elf in your dreams is an idiot. Trusting any moving thing, unable to shut up when needed, and piss poor disguises," he was annoying to the point of exhaustion.

You had, on several occasions, resorted to screaming sense into him, but the elf in your dreams seemed to be completely oblivious, if not averse to your words.

How did these weird dreams come to be? You have no fucking idea. Perhaps you were finally losing your mind after messing around for so long.

Finrod heard noises in his head. A loud screaming voice that he has come to name his conscience.

"Fuck can you shut up," The voice sighed in exhaustion almost. "Let the other blondie deal with it man," the voice muttered clearly talking about Angrod.

Standing before Thingol, Finrod ignores the voice and narrates the truth that had conspired on the shores of Alqualonde. The voice sighs, and Finrod barely conceals his wince as a string of curses echo in his mind.

And for days after that, the voice is quiet. Almost sulking. which is better than Angrod, who is throwing dirty looks his way.

Looking at the bleary-eyed men, you could see the awe in their eyes had you not witnessed the authentic Finrod Felagund for past years, you might have felt the same.

"Bro, that's freaky stop," you fail to look away from the scene of your dreamy elf sitting there and putting on a whole ass musical from a bunch of sleeping people.

Did he really think he was a Disney princess or something? The music is cool and all, but for godsake, Finrod is random AF.

It doesn't take long for the golden retriever to make friends with men. And yes, you do lecture him over the panic attack over discovering men sleeping with eyes closed.

"Build some weaponry for goodness," you mutter as you see Finrod lug another treasure chest full of his gems. "You can't fight with your pretty headpieces," the elf as usual ignored you, and at this point, you would have thought that he could not hear your rambling if not for the slight tremor of laughter in his body whenever you so much as uttered a word.

The King of Nargothrond prepares for another onslaught of curses as he senses Beor's heavy footsteps coming his way.

"Are you for real?" You huff in annoyance. "Why not accumulate an entire empire in the secret city? Just why..." The voice groans.

Perhaps Finrod would have been offended at your treatment of his dear friend if not for the coying fragrance of envy that seems to accompany your complaints.

"You sleep a lot these days..." Your partner, Jack was looking down at you from where you lay on the couch. Even upside down you could see the amused glimmer in his eyes.

You were indeed sleeping a lot. Napping when you could. All to witness the obnoxious elf in your dreams.

You had just woken up from another one. One where another man with a familiar emerald ring showed up with a favor to ask of your elf.

And shit was going down. That idiot.

Lifting the corners of your lips in a smile you conceal the anxiety that the supposedly relaxing nap had built in your system. "Maybe because I am pregnant with your child."

A cushion lands on your face, followed by a vase.

Jack clearly did not appreciate your humor. Not as the elf in your dreams did.

"Target the maw, it is the only vulnerable spot you can aim for" he hears it. The voice is back.

"The day we meet Finrod Felagund, I shall bind you to me, you are not to wander the face of this world alone. Not for your own good."

You do not look away. You witness every second of the elf of your dreams breaking apart in the dark halls of villains you cannot protect him from.

His nimble fingers grasp on the beast's fur with a force, you've never seen him exhibit. And then he rips the monster apart with his bare hands.

By the end of the fight, there are punctured wounds in his body, blood covers the cold hard floor your elf lay panting on. His companions are long dead. The man is gone. He is alone. Dying.

You weren't a stranger to death, you have delivered many to its door. You've almost met yours a dozen times. But his death is the most unnatural shit you have witnessed.

Sitting cross-legged by his cooling body you continue talking as you have done for decades."That day, you, Finrod Felagund will answer all my questions and obey all my commands." For the first time, Finrod sees the faint outline of your features before his vision fades into the dark and his fea floats in the sea of oblivion.

That night you wake up drenched in sweat, almost choking on your vomit. Fuck Felagund, you wipe the annoying tears streaming down your face.

Your death is swift. Finrod barely makes it to his dream before he watches you crumble as a sharp piece of metal embeds itself in your head.

Your eyes never meet his, given that you are not aware of his presence. Your legs falter and in a fleeting moment, you plop down on the unforgivingly unyielding ground.

You are the voice. Ever since his rebirth in Valinor, he had dreamt of you. Unlike you, he has kept you in the dark about his presence.

His life is different from yours. Your hands are full of blood of men, he does not know about.

After years of watching you, Finrod has come to know you as the master of disguise. He has witnessed your battle cries as you assassinate men of power.

And on frigid nights as you sit nursing a glass of wine, Finrod has found his name scribbled on a piece of paper. In those moments, when you are alone, Finrod barely clings to the silence of his choice.

After all, what does he, Finrod Felagund owe you?

That is the case, until the streets of Tirion brim with hushed whispers. Until Tulkas' Maiar are seen looking around the markets. Maiar of Mandos following them with anxious frowns upon their foreheads. Until he bumps into a hooded figure.

A small fall that he gets up to apologize for only for him to freeze hearing the familiar notes of "fuck," muttered in a voice he remembers.

[tanglednlove]

From styling head to doll!

Introducing the first Voltageous - Beast Freaky Friend Peri & Pearl Serpentine!

Their tail is magnetic!

[k4l4shn1k0v34]

I must explain my Lovecraftian horror Roach lore.

Roach was basically smacked onto earth as an experiment by some freaky interdimensional race. He had false memories, a completely human body (appearance wise), and altogether a normal life. He's not aware of his actual nature. When the events of the original Modern Warfare go down, meaning when all his squadmates die and he "dies." His human death was designed to be the "awakening point" where he remembers that he's not human and reports back to the freaky interdimensional beasts about his experience. What wasn't foreseen was that he got attached to his friends from his human life. He was so devastated both by their deaths and the realization that his entire "life" was fake that he basically went insane mode and literally ate the entire reality.

So now that he's fully aware of the fact that he's a reality altering monster thing, he's unable to control his form as much which is why he's kinda melded to his uniform and helmet/goggles. After the original Modern Warfare reality collapsed, he was transported into the reboot's timeline. He's kinda fucked up because of going super powerful mode and destroying a whole reality, so he doesn't retain all the memories from his human life. He's just kind of an identityless little freak. But he eventually runs into the 141 in this new universe and has some kind of faint recognition.

He was put on earth at the age of 18, so he was fully an adult, so all of his memories before that point about having a human family were false. He never thought to "visit them" because one of those false memories was a bad experience with his family that made him cut contact with them when he turned 18.

He had thought at certain points "hm maybe I should contact my sister/brother/whatever" but he found that he just couldn't remember any contact information.

Cracks in his memory like that and some various other weird things that happened made him think that something was definitely up, but he didn't say anything because he didn't want to be called crazy, kicked out of the military (and away from his friends), and potentially even forced to be back with his unkind family (which did not even exist but oh well). Like occasionally he would get visions of alternate timelines and potential futures before doing something. And every so often some body horror shit would happen.

Erm anyways that is all. I have more but I won't post it all right now lol

[honeybunniii333]

make. them. suffer.

(Gladly! I had a dream that Nevin got hurt and ended up with a scar that looks a lot like Drew's, and the idea was cute to me, so here ya go!)

-

How did Nevin end up in a situation like this, AGAIN? He had no fucking clue, but here he was running and dodging for his life from another freaky ass monster. There were about a million thoughts flying through his head. Where the fuck was Drew? What the fuck was the thing chasing them? Why the fuck was it here? And how the fuck did it get there?

Well, the last question wasn't too hard to figure out. It was certainly one of Drew's friends messing around with shit they shouldn't be again. And as for the why, it seemed pretty obvious the creature was out for blood, so its motive was clear. Now, what it was? That was a little trickier. It definitely wasn't normal. It was big and loud and looked like it could crush him easily. And lastly, Drew, he had no clue where that boy was now... not lately anyway. Running was clearly not going to cut it for much longer. They'd tried hiding several times, but that thing always managed to find them... He let out a startled noise as Chris grabbed his arm and dragged him into the science lab, hoping to slow the thundering beast off by confusing it among the rows of counters.

However, this only worked about two minutes before the beast figured out it could jump over the counters, and Nevin found himself being snatched up by the large beast. " HEY ! LET ME GO!!!" He growled, scratching at the vice grip around his waist. when he said to let him go, he'd meant he wanted to be put down, not thrown down... but clearly, there was a miscommunication. His head connected with the counter, and everything went dark...

The next thing he registered was fantic mumbling and something soft being pressed against his head. He was leaned against something sturdy yet warm. "N..v.. nev...Nevin? oh god.. oh God..." Chris, it was Chris talking. It took far more effort than it normally did for him to open his eyes, though he didn't have the energy to be concerned about that. The first thing he saw was Chris. His face was distraught, to say the least, tears threatening to spill as he tried desperately to slow the blood that was running down his face. Blood...he was bleeding. Why was he bleeding? "Nevin?! oh, oh, thank God! I was... I thought.." he was choking over his words, and the waves of distress that were radiating off of him were not helping the ever growing headache that was emerging within him as he slowly started to come to his senses.

"A..are you o..kay?" he managed to croak out, and the worry on Chris's face quickly turned to utter shock. "You've gotta be kidding, man! I'm not the one with a gash in my head!" he sputtered. "I need to get you to Drew. " he mumbled, gently adjusting the boy he already had cradled in his arms so he could pick him up properly. Normally, Nevin would try and insist he was fine, that there was no sense worrying over a little scratch. But he was so tired and his head really hurt and it felt nice to be held when he didn't feel well... even if he'd never admit that out loud. So he provided no protest as his vision started to blur, and he started to drift back into darkness... "Nevin.. hey.. no stay awa-... " He could feel the spike of panic, his drifting concious evoked from the boy, but it wasn't enough to keep him awake, and he promptly fell back into unconsciousness

There were voices again, panicked and loud. "How did this happen?!" Drew... "I, i dont know!" Chris... His eyes slowly cracked open. He was lying in a nurses bed. His head was in his brothers lap, and a cool rag was pressed to his head. "Nev?.." Drew was staring down at him... at least he was pretty sure he was. his vision had gotten hazier. He couldn't make out his brothers face, but he knew Drew, he knew it was him. "Jesus, there's so much blood. Can you hear me.? Nevin?..." He could, but he could hardly keep his eyes open, let alone form words. "Can you heal him?"

"I.. I think? I should be able to." he felt his head being gently moved a bit as the rag pressed against the wound was pulled away, he could hear Drew take in a deep breath and gently place his hands over the still bleeding gash. Drew shut his eyes and focused all his energy. Branches started to sprout from his head as he (literally) worked his magic. Nevin found his eyes falling shut as he felt the pounding pain in his head slowly die down. When he opened them again, his vision had cleared, and the fuzzy feeling he'd had started to fade. The moment he was able to truly comprehend everything, he shot up and yanked away from his twins healing touch, his breathing quick and panicky.

He swayed backward, immediately regretting his decision as a wave of dizziness hit him. Hands on his back steadied him holding him up, Chris. "Easy Nev..." Drew chided, grabbing his wrists to help ground him as the boy slowly forced himself to relax. "Sorry..sorry what.. What happened?" He croaked out, a guilty look crossed Chris's face when the other turned his head to look back at the boy sitting on his other side. "I... couldn't get to you in time, He grabbed you, and I tried to stop it, but..." he tripped over his words in a panic, trembling slightly at the memory. "Shit, dude.. I really thought you weren't gonna wake up for a minute there." he laughed nervously and tensed for a moment as Nevin squeezed his hand. "I'm fine.. he didn't hurt you, too, did he?" He asked, looking the boy over. "Oh no, no! I got rid of him pretty fast after you were out." he assured, and Nevin could tell he didn't want to elaborate, so he did not push. "Drew..?" He whispered, turning his attention back to his very silent twin.

Drew looked upset, and Nevin couldn't help but feel drained at the prospect of yet another lecture about getting himself hurt, though instead he was startled by arms wrapping tightly around him. Despite his obvious confusion, he returned the embrace and let his head rest against Drew's shoulder. "You scared me." his voice sounded slightly shaky, and the wave of guilt that struck the darker twin made his stomach flip. "I'm sorry..." After a few moments of silence, Drew pulled back, wiping at his eyes and taking a hold of Nevins face as he inspected the healed injury... a faint scar was left over his eyebrow, and Drew giggled to himself. "What? what's so funny?" Chris asked as he leaned in a little to look, Nevin raised his newly scared eyebrow in equal confusion. Drew couldn't help but grin.

"We match."

[authormeat]

URBAN LEGEND

Eyeless Jack Plot: The city has had a spike in urban legends coming true. Eyeless Jack is behind most of them. To think the targets are not the suburbia homes but apartments instead. Word Count: 1.4k

Warning: Description of Gore, Break-in.

Reader discretion is advised.

Urban Legends are in themselves myths. They are usually made as a warning to children who live in cities or in remote places where it's just not safe. To think one would be so close to home. The bustling city has been put into a close crisis, so close in fact they have initiated a curfew.

People have reported waking up in their bathrooms with organs missing. Kidneys, for the most part. Some have reported their gallbladder or horrifically; a lung. However, that case has been closed since yesterday. Deceased.

Standing outside your emergency fire exit the city below is eerily silent. Several people are out as well. Smoking, playing music, enjoying the gap of free time. Others have boarded up their apartments. Everything rolls in the blue hue of the night.

Clouds block the sky above, which would be drowned by the light pollution anyways, and only the small chatter keeps company. A beer is in your hand. The buzz warms your body from the cold air. In truth it's freaky, especially as many friends and co-workers have had second hand knowledge of some of the reports.

'It was in my apartment complex.' Mark Heber, missing appendix. 

'I knew them from down the street.' Katherine Rook, missing kidney. 

'She was such a sweet lady. She ran that ma and paw shop on 14th street.' Evelyn Sharon, missing kidney.

'He lived in your apartment complex.' Martin Grant, missing lung. 'Right across from your apartment.'

There were a few others. Targets of random chance, but at least never in the same place twice. Sipping the last of the cheap beer made little difference to the spike of paranoia. As the night grew darker and the people slowly retreated in for curfew the silent city stilled further. Lights are a little dimmer. Everything was blue.

Crawling back through and closing it with a soft click the T.V. helped little with how dark it was in the apartment. Shuffling over you click on a tall lamp to bring in some yellow to the drowning blue. How little it helps to comfort the anxiety. Truthfully, these murders disturb you more than any of the other Urban Legends being fulfilled. The imagery of awaking with organs missing. The numb pain which breaks through the nerves. Indescribable.

You busied the rest of your night with watching a Late Night Show. At least until your head lulled forward and the live audience's laughter drowned out the fear. Yet, even as you slept it never crossed your mind; you never did lock that window.

So, as the beast made the stalk across alleyways. Up the many stairs of fire exits and digging their gloved fingers under the window lip, only did they find one this blue night. The pull is slow, mumbling of a T.V. being the cue of any noise.

The draft flows in, snapping you awake. Looking at the window your senses kick into high gear. The first thing you grabbed was the remote to the T.V. which cut off the joke mid-sentence. Wind brushing through, whispering in your ears of danger. The apartment is no longer safe and you can recognize this.

You check your pockets for your phone scanning the living room. The space isn't big and the lamp had been shut off, causing your adjusted eyes to be blinded by the dial keyboard.

9

You fail to notice the massive figure looming in the darkness of your open bedroom door.

1

The blue mask has blended in with the surrounding hues.

1

Your alert senses fail to hear the hushed breath below the howling wind.

Pressing the dial the phone rings. You take careful footsteps toward the kitchen, which holds the front door just beyond a tiny hall. The safer option is to circle the kitchen for a weapon and run out into the hall to alert neighbors.

"911, what's your emergency?"

You check the bedroom doorway. No one is standing there. Even as you squint.

"I think someone is in my apartment." You whisper.

The voice on the other end becomes soft. "Where are you? Are you safe?" Scanning the small kitchen, nothing is hiding in the dark.

"No." You whisper your apartment complex address, as clear as one could get while you pull a knife from the block on the counter.

"Are you able to get out of the apartment? Do you know who's in there with you?"

"I live alone." The island separates you from the living room, and what lurks on the other side. "I'm heading for the front door."

"Stay on the line we're sending over to the closest dispatch who can help you, which floor are you on?"

"The 8th." The hush of hopelessness across your voice enveloped the fear.

Circling the kitchen you finally make it to the front door. Clacking sounds of sliding locks and a click from the front door knob had you so close to freedom.

Until the force of something slamming into your back.

The phone tumbles from your hand but the knife is gripped tight. Struggling to swing the weapon, a strong grip grabs your arm and wrist. Twisting it so far you're forced to let go.

A scream rips into the air for a moment until another force covers it.

"Who knew playing with food would be such a hassle." The bellowing low voice rumbles through the air. You struggle.

"I'm quite hungry, taking one organ is becoming inefficient." You struggle harder. The hand wraps tighter around your arm and face. Muffled screaming unable to reach through the thick leather of the beast's glove.

"Suppose explaining to you would be purposeless, but meat always tastes better when it’s doused in fear." The creature looms over. Pushing you against the blazing surface behind. It's too hot. The holes of the mask are dark. Where are their eyes?

"Because our time will be short I'll be binging on your organs." Breath becomes quicker, your mind is muddy from the hand covering your mouth and nose. "All of them, or at least the ones I choose to rip from your body."

The police would find the front door wide open. Blood covering the doorknob. A broken phone and abandoned knife just behind the entrance. The bloody path leads them into the bathroom.

The visceral horror of the victim's body is nothing short of brutal. The blood was encapsulated in their bathtub. For the most part.

The arms and wrists snapped and shattered. Legs ripped from their sockets and dislocated, bones twisted inside. The rib cage ripped open and muscle was missing. They would find it later having been thrown against the wall. Their throat slashed and torn, bitten as though from some sort of wild animal was on it.

Several organs have chunks missing, no parts found. Dental review of different sized teeth, canines, incisors, and molars. Humans, wolves, bears, mountain lion teeth, and many other animals. All shapes and kinds. Whatever took them wasn't human. The bloodbath of it all was contrasted with a strange, handwritten note. Left neatly folded by the edge of the tub with no blood.

"Life is a privilege for the food I choose. Cold snacks are bland in contrast to the blazing heat of adrenaline. Do remember to check the locks in your homes, even a simple window may let me inside. I was trying to play peacefully, taking only what I craved but when the cold was too much and the snack too tedious, a meal was in order. A buffet of choice, a king's meal. I am full."

There were no reports from neighbors of any sort of struggle or sound, neither down stairs nor sides. There was no footage from the halls or outdoors. There were no fingerprints to match nor DNA to save. Nothing but the blood which pooled around a clogged drain. Nothing but the victims.

The 911 call is recorded only till a loud slam is heard, then a short crunch of what would be concluded the phone being completely crushed.

The city feared the Urban Legend of finding themselves in a bath of ice. But now even more so. As it seemed the organ collector wanted more than just a donation.

[hapalopus]

Rating fictional bison

The bison cow from Brother Bear II She looks awful, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HORNS!!! Her only saving grace is her immense girl power. 2/10

Kemono Friends American Bison Not anywhere near enough muscle or chonk to be a proper bison, but her outfit is cute and I like her weapon. 4/10

Junior from Home on the Range He is so shaped and I love his personality but he loses points for letting himself be ridden like a horse. 7/10

The bison from Ben 10 episode 13: Secrets Something about their faces is just so wrong on so many levels. Fucked up dogs. -10/10

Guy from Bojack Horseman He seems like a nice guy but his upper front teeth freak me out so bad, bison are not supposed to have that!! 2/10

Buffalo Bull from Moo Mesa Look I'm not gonna judge y'all if you won't judge me. I can forgive his freaky human teeth because I love literally everything else about him. Husband material? Mayhaps. 9/10

The bison from Gravity Falls Yup those are bison. 10/10

The buffalo herd from Spirit PERFECT GORGEOUS BEASTS 100000/10

[lesbiangiratina]

Top 5 Testament moves animations wise?

HEHE YAY. NO PARTICULAR ORDER.

• Missing link exebeast. I like how dancelike it is opposed to them Just bowing in x. Heres a clip of them killing me in the beast blender then taunting me.

• Both gravediggers are awesome i like their weird giant centipede friend and i like it when their blood has freaky faces in it.

• Ive already said this but warrant has the funniest 2 sequential frames ever. I like that they turn into goo. And teleport behind you. And poison you. I wish i was good at using it.

• NOSTROVIA :) DANCING YAY

^ freecam image of them posing together.

• Seventh sign bring back their funny demon sex bed. I dont feel like finding or making another gif

AND THEY HAVE SOME CUTE NORMALS TOO i love you +r 2h and strive 2d. All of their poses in strive in general are so fun I THINK I JUST LIKE TESTAMENT DANCING and the skull of course.

[artificial-ascension]

I like to imagine Beyond's hypothetical shinigami dad (mom? I just find it more likely he was human born since he's... clearly a human with at least one shinigami power and if he was birthed by a shinigami he'd probably be more like a nerfed shinigami just by like... Pokemon breeding logic I guess) is a shinigami we haven't seen rather than a pre existing character simply because 1. That's another character oh boy how fun and 2. I feel like there'd have to be some ramifications of making such a beast. Like if extending human life is a crime punishable by instant death how is making another human also not a punishable offense? Like at the very least put them in time put for that. Don't just let them hang about with everyone else.

Anyway my personal take is that B's shinigami dad was summoned (I imagine there has to be some way to summon a shinigami, or at least ask for one to come down or something) by some shinigami worship cult or whatever and for whatever reason, decided to bone some human women and create Beyond Birthday. The shinigami king was like hey, what the fuck dude, penis privilege revoked for all of you and Beyond's father was permanently shunned by the rest of the shinigami because jacking off was the only other thing to do besides gambling.

The shinigami king had to make a whole bunch of rules about how Beyond should even function and assigned his father to look over him to make sure he wasn't being too much of an issue. Beyond's dad was already a very finicky and active shinigami so following some guy around earth wasn't ideal but he got to spend time with his kid I guess.

He never actually showed himself to B, kinda just doing paranormal shit like dropping things or moving things in his room when he wasn't in there. The reason why was that he didn't need B going full crazy and trying to convince everyone he was haunted by some freaky monster because B was already something of an outcast and didn't need another reason for people to hate him.

One interesting little idea I had was the concept of shinigami eye inheritance. My idea going that the eyes are a recessive trait and can only be introduced into the gene pool by someone having a child while they had the eyes. If both parents have them when the kid in conceived a child with be born with the eyes. B's mom made the deal and his dad was obviously a shinigami so he has the eyes. Now an interesting side effect of carrying the gene means there is a chance to recognize the vague visage of shinigami without touching a notebook. Not being fully capable, but still understanding that something was there. Basically, A happened to carry the gene because someone in his family had they eyes in the past meaning he could see B's dad following him. Now obviously B's father didn't account for this because honestly the chance of a human carrying that gene is so extremely slim and he only made an effort to hide himself from B so A got to see the distorted face of death and maybe that may have acounted in his unfortunate demise but hey he was gonna die young anyway and at least the visage of a death god haunting your friend helps inspire you to make cool horror art.

Oh also the reason B wasn't killed instantly is because the shinigami king was curious as to how his life would go. It went bad but he was amused by the LABB murder cases (obviously shinigami kid would not be in trouble for murder, it's literally in his blood.)

[redux-iterum]

OH. MY GOD. OH MY GODDDD. I NEED TO YELL ABOUT THIS CHAPTER.

The entire time I was reading Fireheart talking with Tigerclaw, I was internally screaming, I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT!

Tigerclaw looked back down at him, his tone affectionate. “I know it’s in your bones to do everything you can for everyone, even strangers. I can’t blame you; you weren’t born here. You haven’t seen ThunderClan lose sight of what matters over the years that I’ve been alive. We used to be powerful, secluded, secure. RiverClan didn’t even dare to try fighting for Sunningrocks. ShadowClan didn’t come close to the road when we were patrolling.” He faced forward again, his eyes sparkling. “And WindClan’s friends—those degenerate beasts – they were afraid of us. I didn’t see a badger until I was a warrior, nevermind a rogue. We were what every Clan wanted to be: the best, the strongest.”

....

“We need to return to our roots,” Tigerclaw went on, real love and passion in his voice. “The forest belongs to us. Outsiders should be terrified to even sniff in our direction. Imagine what we could be again, if we just stuck to ourselves and trained and hunted until we could push down trees by brushing against them.” His fur flared again, his eyes bright. “I will do everything I must to make that happen again when I become leader. ThunderClan will never have to suffer traitors or outsiders ever again.”

That? That right there? I knew that was going to be his motivation- I just couldn't put it into words.

God, it's so disturbing and freaky how casual Tigerclaw is about this, how he speaks these opinions with such love and excitement!

ALSO!! ALSO!! ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS!:

“Well…” Tigerclaw looked up a little with a thoughtful expression. “They didn’t understand where they should have been directing ThunderClan’s energy. They wanted to give our resources, our time and blood and prey to the other Clans, even if it meant ThunderClan would suffer a loss of protection and dignity.”

THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS BASICALLY A MURDER CONFESSION! Tigerclaw got the both of them murdered, all because he believed they weren't doing the right thing for the Clan! That is absolutely FUCKED!

Also, good on the boys for reporting this to Bluestar once they got enough evidence- I'm glad she didn't go "lol no" like she did in canon when Firepaw/heart brought up his concerns.

and finally...

Something didn’t feel quite right as he drifted off to sleep. A scent was missing in the den. But whose scent, he was too tired to deduce.

...FUCK. I think I know exactly what's going to happen next, and I am absolutely DREADING IT. Bluestar, hon... you shouldn't have waited.

I've reread this ask like ten times and it still makes me grin like an axe murderer. The sheer emotions...