Found this poor soul packaged like a DoorDash to Jaba the Hut. Couldn't just leave him like this. 😢
Rescue effort below the cut:
Wheelin' him off for the prisonbreak...
(Gotta say, dat side-eye be a bit ungrateful-seeming, doe.)
The distortion makes it hard to discern where I'm cutting. Trying to not dismember the patient. His insurance doesn't cover amputation and I can't be going around giving out free surgical procedures, regardless of if they are accidental.
It's like excavating a fossilized specimen. It's like if Pokemon was Spectrobes. It's like my therapist trying to unearth the "real" me under all the masking.
A crown for the Drama King of side-eye:
FREEDOM: ACQUIRED!!
If only Nintendo had colored him blue and replaced those noodles on his head with little Mario cap wings so he would fit in with his own evolution line...
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Thanks for joining me on this journey of freeing another wrongly imprisoned Pokemon. My goal is to release all the falsely accused, so if you have a Pokemon Power Bouncer that I've not yet freed and would like to sell it to me (or donate--I'm poor af but certainly don't expect handouts), PLEASE hit me up! 😅
I met him when I was 13. I found a version of love, and just like that, I was forced to live with out him after a few months of secretly dating. I searched for him on and off for 20 years and finally found him in jail. And since finding him I’ve ended my engagement and moved out. There was always something about him that i could never let go.
But my man comes home soon. And that’s all that matters! But for now I’m screaming #FREEHIM! And FDB!!! I miss you Boobie
a/n: to all of my formula 1 authors, your work has gotten me through this summer semester and i thank you 🫡. what started as a curiosity, grew into a love for a sport i didn't know existed until a month ago and i love you all. (also i apologize for spamming y'all, pls don't block me 🙏🏽🩷)
ATTACK ON TITAN:
Multi-Character
You Went Out Looking a Lil Bit Too Good — @morgluvsconnie ༝༚༝༚
Singing “I’d Rather Fuck on My Ex Again” and Posting it on Your Story — @loveforeren ༝༚༝༚
The cars fucked and British Bias in the media because of those yappers went on and on about it during the race, RB is limiting Max’s screen time smh #freehim
Free my boy Charles from the "team player" I have had it. #FREEHIM
team player who would rather gift red bull a podium and risk both cars just before qualifying in the most idiotic way rather than see his teammate finish ahead of him (which he did anyway) 😭😭😭😭