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Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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They're so confident about the imaginary content-restricting version of libraries that exist in their heads.

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Modern Prompt:

Everyone knows that Lan Qiren was just using this as an excuse to pick on Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian, a mostly well behaved scholarship student with a hint of mischief was just a bit too loud for Cloud Recesses Academy but for Lan Qiren that makes him the worst of the thugs. He was at the top of all his advanced classes alongside Lan Wangji(Lan Qiren’s most prized pupil and nephew).

Everyone knows that Wei Wuxian didn’t cheat and that the page and writing was Jin Zixun’s. But between the Jins a well known prestigious family and Wei Wuxian a scholarship student well…….. the school was a bit too convinced that Wei Wuxian was the cheater and Lan Qiren the instructor during the time of the test wasn’t helping his case.

Lan Qiren had his assistant call his guardians to Gusu. Since Jiang Fengmian was an old friend, he planned to convince Jiang Fengmian to transfer out Wei Wuxian since Cloud Recesses Academy wasn’t the right place for him and it was the best for everyone and to avoid drama with his wife.

But to his surprise thats not who came. Wei Wuxian’s grandma Wen Popo(I know that’s not her name but how else would you recognize her) and Wei Wuxian’s older sister Wen Qing came carrying a large trunk with her. Lan Qiren was so surprised and confused because he was sure the Jiangs were fostering Wei Wuxian. He had even asked Jiang Wanyin several times how his parents put up with Wei Wuxian and he even responded that he was always causing trouble for the family.

Wei Wuxian also came to greet them and even introduced Lan Wangji to his family, he didn’t look nervous at all. Wei Wuxian was surprised his big sister Wen Qing came and missed university and she told him that she wasn’t missing the show because she hasn’t seen Wen Popo this furious in some time, she even brought snacks.

Wei Wuxian was told to go kneel outside as Wen Popo, Wen Qing and Lan Wangji(he forcibly entered as a witness of the incident) went in. An hour later they come out and Wen Popo was as calm as always followed by Wen Qing looking red in the face still laughing and crying and Lan Wangji looking very impressed and glancing respectfully at Wen Popo.

Several instructors and members of the faculty came out after them and could be seen running away(breaking the rules)and looking very fearfully at Wen Popo every few seconds. Lastly Lan Qiren came out very red and was trying to conceal what looked like tears in his eyes. He left a very healthy space between himself and Wen Popo and apologized to Wei Wuxian for thinking he cheated and told him that Jin Zixun would be expelled and he wouldn’t have to be worried of him again. Wei Wuxian just told him that he was just glad that it was over.

As the family was going to town to eat lunch with Lan Wangji. Wen Popo could be seen telling Lan Qiren who looked very frightened that she’s going to come more often to make sure nobody is bullying her grandson and she could be seen smiling looking directly at him.

Wei Wuxian could be seen walking away with his grandmother hugging her and taking her trunk for her.

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Fruit Elephant Miniatures and Necklaces // Hannah To on Etsy

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Go Home

Another twitter thread

So I’ve been thinking of a #Moshang AU all day about SQH actually pressing the ‘go home button’ but when he returns to the modern world MBJ can still hear him when he calls, he just can’t go there.

So while dealing with LGJ he gets thrown across the clearing, he calls for MBJ but the system decides this is the most convenient time to pop up and in his desperate flailing one of his hands lands on the 'go home’ button.

MBJ shows up to find his uncle cursing empty air, and he demands to know where SQH went.

“Vanished into thin air.” A feat not even a heavenly demon could achieve without aid. Even Mobei Jun’s powers leave a trail of shadow and cold.

Mobei Jun nearly kills LGJ, his uncle is covered in SQHs blood, but there is no body to be found. Mobei Jun had heard him call, and he tears the clearing apart looking for his cultivator but there is no sign of the man. He is distraught, he is devastated, he is alone.

Keep reading

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Sometimes I think abt how neither Shang Qinghua OR Mobei Jun are going by their real names

Shang Qinghua? The name of the character Airplane transmigrated into!! (Tho there are some hc's that sqh was his self insert w/ his real name and those are fun)

Mobei Jun? Inherited name!!! Jun is just a suffix akin to lord or smth (don't quote me on that I don't have my book handy I just remember it's high status) and Mobei is passed down through his family to whoever is to inherit the power from their predecessor

Like wtf you two you live like this?? Anyway they should kiss and/or fuck abt it

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Do I envy Wen Qing for having Wen Ning as her younger brother, or Wen Ning for having Wen Qing as his older sister? 🤔

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yhk shenanigans

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For this week’s journal entry:

Found a novel that to read.

Starts to enjoy it.

There were racist undertones…

Tries to read pass it and finish the novel.

Saw the only character that was explicitly stated to be of a specific (the same as mine, actually) nationality being badly portrayed.

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Drops the novel, and blacklists the author into my “Never Read From this Again” list.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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How come I have never seen this work of art?

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In the end, LQR couldn’t resist LWJ's demands. His nephew is too adorable!🥺💙

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"System wtf there's lbh is happily married and monogamous now why am i falling into these stupid plots,, oh hi my king could you lend me a hand?"

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Time Passes