#frikc

[comfethan]

queerplatonic joyfriend meme

[trashbins-stuff]

I HATE IELTS BC WDYM MY READING AND LISTENING IS OVER 8.5 AND MY SPEAKING IS AROUND 7.5 - 8.0 BUT MY WRITING IS ONLY LIKE A FUCKING 6 SO I ONLY GET LIKE AN OVERALL 7, 7.5 STH

BRO U HAVE SO MUCH IELTS POINT THEN ME WHAT THE FROG

BUT ALSO REAL>??? LIKE I HATEW RITING SM CUZ I COULD NEVER EGT THE GRAMMAR AND IT HAVE TWO LONG..LIKE SUPER FRICKING LONG AND I AHVE TOW CONSIDER A BUNCH OF POINT AND YADAYADA like i wood rite "oh this thing bad for example..this thin.." AND MY TEACHER'S EXAMPLE WOOD BE SOEMHTING LIKE "this {FANCY AHH WORD}, is the {ANOTHER FANCY WROD}...." BASICLALY ITS ALL KIDNA FNAC AND LONG SOMEHOW, WHILE IM SILL HERE STRUGLGING OVER GRAMMAR

also..READING AND LSITNEING FTW ,33

[nyupuun]

the money seems to have randomly vanished...

[written-mishaps]

(I should disclaim since I can’t remember exactly how I wrote the last message that even if you never feel ready to get back to writing I’ll still cheer for you <33333333 I’m just happy you’re alive)

JDGAJJDHAJFHQJDHWJ thanks. Honestly I'm not really sure when I'll get back to writing but I'll see how life goes lmao

[elsblunt]

ellie got the meal of her life fr

— “well? dig in!” ★ MUNCHIES 𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗌

cw: loser + stoner ellie. mean gf femme reader. groping. pretty much just food play. praise. ellie is a messy bitch but a munch nevertheless. obvious wlw themes. weed. high key this is so unhygienic. heavily unedited. lowercase intended. drabble don’t like it? don’t read.

“y’so handsy.”

ellie looks like a dog. a desperate puppy with her mouth hanging open on a hot day.

her chin digs into your shoulder and her free hand that isn’t holding her messily-rolled joint is grabbing at your breast like they’re going to run away. they had already spilled from their black, lacy cups the second you leant back in between ellie’s thighs, allowing her fumbling hands to grasp what they needed to keep her grounded.

“ow!” you wince as she lands a particularly hard bite on your shoulder.

“sorry, baby,” she apologizes sheepishly, grinning lazily as her lashes flutter to shade her green eyes. they look up at you, red and hazy, “i’m hungry.”

“yeah,” you mumble, standing up and tossing your bra to the floor, “i can fucking tell.”

you waltz over to her fridge, feeling the way her eager eyes burn holes through your underwear.

you scoop up an assortment of ingredients, not really taking notice of them until they’re laid out on the coffee table, her bowl and papers pushed to the side.

you roll your eyes at the sight of her lazily laid back against the arm of her sofa. she props herself up on one arm, her jeans already unbuttoned and white tanktop riding up to reveal her wispy auburn happy trail.

her eyes widen as she spots the food on the table and she freezes for a moment.

“well?” you stand with your hands on your hips, “dig in!”.

yeah. ellie thought. i’m going to dig in, alright.

“lay down.”

you turned to look up at her from your position of bending to pick your bra up.

“what?”.

she stares at you blankly, sitting up now with her hands hanging between her knees.

“leave the bra and lay down on the couch. face up.”

you squint at her, suspicion crawling over your expression as you move to lay down across from her, shifting the cushions and throws to get comfortable.

she pulls off her tanktop, slowly crawling up your body in just her sports bra and unbuttoned jeans until she’s face to face with you.

“you comfy?” she whispers against your lips. she smells of hemp, champagne and the musky incense burning on the side table.

you nod and she messily presses a kiss to your lips, getting a good handful of your tit in her hand. she savors the way you gasp into her mouth, back arching into her touch. she chuckles lowly.

you watch curiously with bruised lips and hooded eyes as she grabs a strawberry and the bottle of honey. she takes a bite of the strawberry, placing it to the side and chewing as she opens the lid.

“wha- ah!” you gasp as the cold honey hits your nipple, the syrupy gold liquid slowly dripping down your rib cage, “ellie!”.

she grins and leans down, her eyes never leaving yours as she swirls her tongue around your hardened bud. her hands grip your hips, thumbs rubbing circles into your hip bones.

she collects the syrup on her taste buds, moaning as she finally takes your whole nipple in her mouth, doing her best to suck everything off.

“fuck,” you hiss as she releases it with a pop. the skin swells slightly and she grins, knowing a hickey will form there.

this feels like a fever dream, your mind blurry as she flattens her tongue on your skin and follows the sticky trail down to your navel.

“having fun there?” you manage to choke out, hands subconsciously tugging at the hair that lays by the nape of her neck.

she smirks lazily, collecting the sweet remnants on two of her fingers and bringing them to your face.

“have a taste, baby.”

you eye her down before slowly opening your mouth a little, letting her shove her fingers in. she moans at the warmth, your saliva coating her fingers as she sinks two slender digits in until you’re gagging on them knuckle deep. she feels herself getting irritable, her boxers now wet and uncomfortable.

“that’s it,” she whispers, looking down the bridge of her freckled nasal at you, “good fucking girl.”

she pulls them out and your hole clenches at the sight of your spit leaking down the veins in her hands and wrists.

after wiping her hand clean, she turns back to the coffee table.

you feel dizzy, trying to process the sensuality of what just happened to the point you hadn’t even noticed ellie tug your panties to your ankles.

she giggles slightly as your hips jump at the feeling of her nose bumping your puffy clit. you forgot she was high.

“ellie, i swear to god- fuck!”

you hear it before you even feel it. the slight hissing sound and then the feeling of the cold whipped cream swirled in perfect little mountain on your mound.

she ogles it, proud of her creation before she’s got her whole mouth on your pussy.

your jaw slacks and your mouth falls open yet your brain short circuits, failing to produce any sounds.

“mmm” she hums, lips smacking as she pulls off, “fuck yeah.”

ellie’s long fingers wrap around your ankles, the anklet she got you for your anniversary jingling in her ear as she raises them up, pressing your knees toward your chest.

you cry out as she latches onto your throbbing clit, tongue plunging deep into your hole to taste the main treat. you grip her hair, forcing her face into as if it were even possible for her to be any deeper inside you. trying your best to remember curtesy and your elderly neighbors, you chew on your bottom lip until it’s beaded raw and puffy. your mind goes misty, already hazed from how much you smoked and the spot ellie was repeatedly hitting with her tongue.

your orgasm is accompanied by a string of curses and white vision as your saccharine juices coat ellie’s chin and lips. your limbs twitch, toes curling as you struggle to grab onto any remaining strings of sanity let alone your own breath.

she gives you a lopsided smile and flops back against the sofa, rubbing your thigh tenderly just the way you liked.

“that was like— munchies but on steroids, babe.”

that was the last you heard of her ramble before you fell asleep. god, she was such a fucking weirdo.

[strawberryseeded]

my piercings timeline

septum - jun 15th,‎ 2015

[retired💔 (botched)] septum - ‎aug 10th, ‎2015

[re-pierced (in a reputable place this time lol)] septum - jan 21st, 2016

eyebrow (left) - apr 16th(?), 2016

vertical labret - apr 27th, 2017

industrial (right ear), 2 helixes (top of left ear) & tragus (left ear) - somewhere between jul-sep, 2017 (i dont actually think i pierced them all at once but i just cant remember which ones i got first)

[retired💔 (both got rly irritated and i got scared)] industrial (right ear) & 2 helixes (top of left ear) - oct/nov (im not sure), 2017

2nd eyebrow (left again) - dec(?), 2017

[retired💔 (again, got irritated n i freaked out)] 2nd eyebrow (left) - jan, 2018

[retired💔 (it became bothersome. just wasnt for me ig)] vertical labret - jan 26th, 2018

[retired 💔 (i cant remember why i retired this 1, just that it sucked (emotionally))] 1st eyebrow (left) - apr-may (im not sure), 2018

[not retired but i took it out "temporarily"] septum - jul?, 2019

[not retired but i took it out "temporarily" (i was job hunting)] nostril (right) - feb, 2020 (ajajahhaha)

[re-opened by a piercer cos the pandemy was still goin n i wasnt getting a job any time soon anyways] septum & nostril (right) - jul, 2021

[not retired but i think the earring fell off?? (dumb)] nostril - jun/jul(?), 2022

[re-opened by a piercer cos i couldnt do it by myself lol. i think i had waited so much cos i thought it had to be repierced? i think the piercer ended up forcing the earring thru lol] nostril - oct, 2022

[re-pierced] eyebrow (left) - sep 1st, 2022 (this one was the one that sparked my excitement about piercings all over again. also i had a very stable job at that time n was overall pretty content w my life :3)

rook & second lobe (left ear) - sep, 2022

flat & conch (left ear) - ends of feb, 2023

2nd nostril (left) - apr, 2023

2 lobes (orbital) & helix (right ear) - jun 22th, 2023

lobe & 2nd conch (left ear) - beg of dec, 2023

[retired 💔 (became crooked and wasnt healing properly. my piercer adviced me to retire it and re-pierce it)] flat (left ear) - jan, 2024

[retired 💔 (ALSO became crooked and wasnt healing properly!!!!!! T-T)] 3rd lobe, one of the orbital holes T-T!! (right ear) - april 20th, 2024

aghh dude it was DEF a bad choice to pierce both ears so close to each other time-wise but im NOTTT giving up kfdjdsjs 23/04/24

[retired 💔 (started rejecting. left a pretty big scar tbh)] eyebrow piercing :( this 1 hurt SO bad (EMOTIONALLY) - jun 14th, 2024

SO. Rn (JUN 2024) i have:

FACE: septum and both nostrils, all completely healed and doing great

LEFT EAR: tragus (COMPLETELY healed, was a dream 2 heal), rook (doing really good but i dont think its a 100% healed yet), double conch (both still slowly healing), and low helix (still healing and its the most annoying piercing ever lol -_-)

RIGHT EAR: 2nd lobe (almost completely healed) and high helix (freaking annoying and nowhere close to healing)

[idrawgaystffs]

DUDE I LOVE THAT YOU DRAW TRADITIONALLY!!! im pretty flexible in both digital and traditional but its so hard to find people just posting pencil sketches on here. helps me feel better to see someone else is good at it!!!! i love all your portal art 😭♥️

Why thank you! It makes me really happy to hear that I make others happy with what I make :> it’s like my life goal accomplished

Also neat you draw traditionally! Yeah I’ve noticed many more digital-only artists online, with pencil being more of a beginner-level art media, when it comes to fanart on here. It’s an understandable bias.

But! Cheers to pencil and paper!

🎉*^•+_

Edit: WAIT YOURE THE GLaDOS LINGERIE PERSON!!??!???

[stargirlie25]

Me through reading all the ACOTAR books.

ACOTAR: Ew Nesta and Elain are so annoying. This is going to be the best series, Feyre is such a baddie! Awww feylin so cute! DAMN LUCIENNN. I know she ends up with Rhysand but im not vibing with him......how can ACOMAF excuse this?

ACOMAF: Ohk feysands kinda cute but i dont think we can justify all that....Oooooo Cassian and azrielllllll! Awww i hope Mor and Azriel gets a book! *Goes to tiktok and finds out mor is gay* damn Azriel.OMG I LOVE NESTA NOWW PERIOD POP OFF SIS MY QUEENNN. Elain is there too. Ooooo Nessian. Elain and Azriel? I mean as long as its not mor! NAHHH GIRL DONT U DARE BLAME LULU BLAME TAMLIN! OMG ELAIN AND LUCIEN???

ACOWAR: Feyre isnt really feyre-ing any more :(.OH HELL NO SCREW IANTHE NO WAY YOU DID THAT TO MY MANSSS!!! MY POOR LULUUU Why feyre lowkey being such a bitach?

Awww Elucien is so tender! LUCIEN AS A MATE AWWEEEE. Damn Nessian making me sqeual. Lucien went away to find the queen from elains vision! OMG. CASSIAN IS SOOO FINEEEE, elriel is lowkey getting boring....Why is she disrespecting tarquin? He has ALL rights to be upset. Ok tamlin in the HL meeting is being pretty annoying and doing nothing but feyre did nothing as well but NESTA ARCHERON THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!!!! WTHHH HELION AND LUCIEN??????? OMG the war!!! NO THE SURIELLL. THE BONE CARVER NOOOO THE WITCH LADY I FORGOT HER NAME BUT NOOOOOO. THE ELAIN. THE FEYRE. THE NESTA. Omg i have no regrets in my life but this.Damn Nessian ur hurting me. NOOO papa arhceron diedddddddddddd. Damn Ok Elain and Nesta king slayers! Oh rhysand died........i know damn well he gonna come back......´��Be happy feyre´´ bawling. Omggg Lucien was besties with papa archeron???? THE ONLY FATHER FIGURE HE HADDDD DAMN WHY ISNT FEYRE TELLING LUCIEN?? Awww lucien and feyre hug! Cass and feyre are cute but i miss the og´s! Ok girl you flying.

ACOFAS: Snoring. YALL ARE CUTE BUT IM BOREDDD AS HELL. Ok literally no one asked for this Mor pov. Wait why did Elain invite lulu if she is uncomfortable around him? Her power? Elriel kinda gave me brother and sister but i guess elain likes him now.....HI EMERIE IVE HEARD ABT YOUUUUU!!! I just want my girl Nesta, feyre u are not feyreing.

ACOSF: I love nesta so much!!!!!!! Cassian is acting like Rhysands frikcing dog. I hate amren soo much. WHY is Elain acting like shes the victim like nesta told you to leave and now you crying?? Girl you are 23 years old! Ok respect azriel has never disrespected my Nesta. Aw nesta gwyn and emeries friendship is the best one yet!!!!!! Azriel is starting to show an actual personality.....With Gwyn? Okay Gwynriel is so cuteee *sees elucien and gwynriel theories* 100% on board with this!!!!! DAMN the Valkyries! I am so excited for all the other girls to tag along! Just imagine a MOB of nesta gwyn and emerie!!! Eris? HELLL YAHHHHHHH VANSERRAS FOR LIFEEEEEE!!!! YOU ARE TELLING ME CASSIAN DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU ONCE? Of course nesta lost her powers and she obviously lost them for the sake of the main characters that im bored of :(

ACOA (A court of Azriel): You got her a rose flower......because she likes flowers??? Why is this man so insecure about his hands around her? That cant be right......MISTAKE? THANKYOU RHYSAND FOR STOPPING THIS MADNESS! Wow he just wanted to F**k her and thats it? WTH is Gwyn doing here? Ok creepy Azriel is gone and this new azriel is here? Aweee he is actually kinda cutie now and he is laughing? HE SINGS???? OMG SHE SINGS THO! His shadows singing and dancing with her??? Cuteeeeeee, Ok so he gave the necklace to clotho to give to gwyn, thats cute she does in fact deserve something beautiful like that but why Elains? Ig its the though that counts. SPARKED IN HIS CHEST???? THATS ROWAELIN/NESSIAN LANGUAGE!!!! HOW does her picture it proper?? Glowing and secret? Where the hell did he tuck the image bruhhh?

A thing of secret lovely beauty. AHHHHHHHH clotho and the shadows are team Gwynriel for sure! Gwynriel are sooo mates tho and i hate Elriel with every fiber in my being. How did azriel go from mr. creep to mr. melts my heart?

After finishing: Wow everybody on tiktok are elriels. They are so confident elriel is endgame? Hmmmm but none of their points make sense but i cant explain in a comment section! Maybe Gwynriel and Elucien isnt endgame :(

*Downloads tumblr*

Gwynriel and Eluciens on tumblr have their freaking masters degree DAMN

[koreo100percentnotstalker]

OMG @computerkisser69 DID U FIND OUT THAT I WAS SENDING LIKES TO THE WHOLE FRIKCING ASK DANDY BLOG– XD

I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER AND HAVING TEARS OF HAPPINESS LIKE– I LOVEEEEEE IT SO MUCHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA–

Hav my silly dandi doodel :3

[maidomaidomaido]

its sometikes funny thinking on the ultimate of some characters in the..real way yk? like i cant imagine marikin pulling out a frikcing truck out of noweher with his grandma in it.also jack jorking it while rapping and destroying the moon is so hilarious like how. ANDDD EXPLOSION AXEZ HOYSE DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE KIKE HOW RHE FUCK THWY PULL OUT AXEZ HOUSE AND EXPLODE IT HELP?

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

I just wrote the first Halcyon fanfiction ever and im so sorry

Author snot:

this is litterally an excerpt from the group chat this is not an ad i just am sharing the kind of nonsense conversations me and my fellow writer friends and reader friends are having about my frikcing book

had to censor some words because of copywrite reasons and because i thought it was frankly, funnier that way

title: halcyan: I** b**e d*a d*b b*a b* di*

By: slinkystanks word count: sh***k 2

tags: found family, blue, cyan, major character death, angst

chapter 1: ciero was so sad, he came home to acianne had been dyed blue during a fight against the infamous villain, captain cyan, known for his intense love of the pink p****r cartoon, and being severely colorblind and illiterate. he nudged her with his boot "why are you so blue today acyanne" he asked. Acianne killed him instantly on impact. the end.

authors note: sorry i had to censor some stuff, copywrite laws am I right???? yeaaaaaaaa boi. i undestand this is fricking nonsense im laughing so fricking hard for no good reason at hte stupid title i keep looking at it and giggling ilke an idiot i have no idea if its even readable anymore

[lenscat12]

i thought being a brendon fan was only for one day??? im MAD as HELL!!😡😡😡😡

frikc u brendin and frick u panic for ruining my life FOREVER.

[denimaww]

frikcing jumpscare to have AO3 going down, I'm way too inexperienced to take it in stride like the seasoned warriors are

[hoshi-no-pops-05]

FRIKCING ":3" IN MEGAM AN !!!!!!!!!!

[itsbeasbish]

okay so cool tumblr people you should follow (off the top of my head im super biased)

@rinezha @startingfires @sapphic-squid @souplover13 @cosmo-babe @kadalakari @navaratna @crime-mastergogo @shanti-ashant-hai @daydreamsandloveletters @ch0keherwithaseaview @nataliekabra (thats me:)) @mrdyketator @papenathys @zanyanomaly @bipdf @begaana @desi-potato @bakwaaas @chandajaan @shorthairedbrownqueer @toiletpotato @yehsahihai @magik-knives @mazhaiyil-kaadhal @lagaans @darklyndivinely @kangaruthi @chronicintrovert @tina-cohen-chang @desi-lgbt-fest @idiotacadamia @eunnieboo @zerberosa @kidovna @dykerightsmp3 @spicymochi @femslashrevolution @queer-as-frikc

just to get you started i sent it as an ask so you can just click on the name and itll automaticwlly take you to their blog <3

<3

[tvheadfalls]

how's it been going, boss? any news?

hii :) oh boy! we have aquired an apartment that we will begin 2 move into in may. it is like right in town so i am hoping that works out.

we are currently fighting bureacracy, im trying to get on adhd meds again if any psychiatrist will have me within the foreseeable future if at all frikcing possible, and when i asked the jobcenter guy about the fact that i wanted to do freelance art he went into a spiel abt how van gogh could only be an artist bc ppl gave him money and just let him do it (im not entirely sure how accurate this is), and then he couldnt tell me abt who to contact for the tax thing. so thats going great,

but i will recruit my mother to help me w that bc she'd also rly like me to get money, BECAUSE ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, MY DOG KEEPS GETTING SICK IN VARIOUS WAYS. guys if you want a dog. start laying aside a fund for when theyre 13+ years old. never touch it. you will need it. everything will suddenly happen to them. my baby is an old man and he has arthritis