#fuck ur lies

[ciphillan]

Imagine if you met a yassified version of your dad. What then.

... I think they would be friends :)

When lies of p came out last year, I watched parts of the gameplay with my cedar doll. Like (points at screen) thats your dad hit with the femboy ray girlie

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[confoodles]

TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS ❗❗❗

Lila's and Diego's pipeline from flirty, might possibly kill each other, bi4bi, malewife and girlboss couple to way too realistic married couple, who resents each other and is clearly struggling and teethering on the edge of a divorce is sth that is so devastating to ME specifically

[finalgirlgretchen]

if one more person tries to claim that the oh hellos are no longer christian i am going to lose my shit

[poppy-metal]

Backshots with Jordan (standing ovation)

Backshots with Jordan where they spit to give themselves more lubrication, though they don't really need bc of how wet you are(they do it just to see the shiver run up your spine and hear you moan). But instead of letting it run down onto their cock, they take their thumb and swirl the spit around your tight rim. When they finally push the digit in, they smirk at how loud you get. Teasing you for how slutty and wanton you are for wanting them to play with your ass. Of course when you do try anal for the first time together, they're so good to you, checking in making sure you can handle it... before they get right back to domming and degrading you

-🦭

jordan pushing their thumb in your ass at the same time they sink into you hhhhh :(( jordan leaning over your arched back so they can get all in your ear "you're so fucking tight -" you feel their thumb rock in and out of your hole just a little, cock hard and thick in your cunt. not moving yet. "gotta get this hole loose eventually, baby." they lean back so they can watch the view from behind, pussy lips spread wide around their dick - rim fluttering as they tug their thumb free just for a second. only so they can spread your cheeks with their hands gripping the twin globes, stretching you wide so all of you is exposed to them. you whine in embarrassment even as your pussy gushes at being on display.

"fuck. look at you clench - you're gonna give it up to me, huh? gonna let me fuck that hot little ass someday?" they ask like its already a given, and it is, eyes locked on your tight little rosebud, opening and closing in time with the slam of their pelvis against your ass everytime they fuck into you.

you answer anyway, "yessss - yes, daddy, whatever y - you want -"

"so good to me baby, shit. love fucking this wet fucking pussy -" you're gonna have marks on your ass from their rings digging into the skin, but you dont give a fuck, not when they get this desperate. fucking you like they're feral for it, slamming you on their cock.

if just the thought of fucking your ass made them this insane, you shudder at the thought of the state your body will be left in when you finally let them put it in.

[six-of-cringe]

"haha wylan walks in on jesper kissing the wrong guy" yes funny but moving on, have you ever wondered why Wylan was up there in the first place. Because the last he'd seen of Jesper was him being yelled at by Colm to explain what was going on or Colm would "tan your hide so bad you won't be able to sit down for two weeks". Everyone else finds Jesper getting full government-named very funny, but to Wylan this threat would not seem empty - that is just what happens when sons make mistakes. Consider that he wanted to check on Jesper, to see if he was alright, because though it's not really addressed directly, the story gives us several moments of Wylan not trusting Colm and trying to "protect" Jesper from him. Wylan had been isolated to the point where he only knew one father-son relationship, or even one relationship at all, which was between him and Van Eck. Why would he trust Colm? Maybe he just wandered into the room for a silly plot convenience, but I think he was there to assess the damage and be there for Jesper in case the thing that happens between fathers and their sons happened to him.

[haomnyangz]

I'm done. I get it now. All thanks to you. PERSONA 5 ROYAL (2020)

[dekarios]

im literally so sick to death of finding out the person who was telling my friends im into incest with zero proof to make them block me, while telling everyone i accused them of being a pedo to make them block me, literally posted on their blog my fucking name saying if youre friends with fray block me, AND allowed people who dislike me already to misgender me to them without correcting their pronoun usage despite previously being my friend and knowing my pronouns, is constantly posting i am the victim woe is me i isolated myself and no one likes me anymore posts and saying theyre leaving tumblr to come back 5 hours later fucking weekly or straight up remaking over and over, all because you cannot fucking apologise for the shit you did, not even just to me but multiple people you wronged, OFC PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU youre a chronic fucking liar who runs away when you get caught in your lies, WHOS COOL WITH MISGENDERING TRANS FOLKS IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[llumimoon]

Hi!! :D I'm thinking of making some double sided dndads characters charms BUT I first gotta know roughly how many people would even wanna buy them before I make em! I would appreciate it a lot if you could lmk your thoughts <33

close ups are under the cut :]

[kazuhiras]

With stealth, skill, and uncanny reflexes, rogue's versatility lets them get the upper hand in almost any situation.

[ratcandy]

the three types of characters i am allowed make

bad mom

angry old man

lying liar who lies (about their identity) (can overlap with the other two)

[mariejordans]

RELEASE THE TAPES BITCH

[fraternum-momentum]

The star method is easier than it looks trust me😭 if they ask what was a problem at work you’ve solved before you basically just think like: the situation was the lightbulb blew out the task was getting it fixed within an hour the action you took was getting a ladder to fix it and the result was you were able to have the lights back on for everyone. It’s just a more concise way to retell a past event! Believe me, I learned it the night before I had my second interview with the regional manager at my job after the first manager recommended I practice it. I believe in u

OHHH THAT MAKES SENSE in my head i thought they were gonna present you a problem that you may confront during the job and then you solve it on the spot or smthn LAMODJQKEHQJ 😭😭😭😭

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Sword of Kaigen

standalone fantasy set in a rural mountain village at the edge of an empire that still holds traditional values, with families of powerful water/ice magic warriors

follows a powerful young heir who begins to question his beliefs about the empire when a new boy comes to his village from the city

and his mother, a housewife who has tried to forget her youth as a warrior and vigilante in the city since she moved back home to a loveless marriage

when there’s a violent attack on their village that they’re unprepared for, everything changes, and she has to embrace her old skills to protect her family and people

[maxthesillyy]

if Feral Max met Half-Dead Alex i think

[poppy-metal]

sm about meaning the world to jordan li being their little princess who'd they slay any dragon for - and them absolutely pounding the shit out of you like you're nothing but a stranger they're giving it to over the bathroom sink at a club. their sweaty chest pressed to your back, hand wound in your locks so your head is yanked back for their other hand to grip your neck. trapped under them like you're fucking prey with their thighs on either side of your hips, hunched over you giving it to you demon style - "fuck, this pussy is so fucking good -" like you're a piece of meat - "so fucking good on my dick." they lean back, the chain of their necklace hitting their chest with every thrust into your cunt. they keep a hand on your back, keeping you down and arched. "you like this shit, huh? like being number 1#'s fucking fleshlight?" you can do nothing but choke and nod, drooling onto the sheets, a fucked out mess and not much else. "shit- when i give you this load - you're gonna fucking thank me for it - fucking thank daddy for fillin' this little princess cunt with cum."

[ahalliance]

my roman empire is that one moment smth smth qsmp lore happened and étoiles responded to a chat message by saying smth along the lines of “bah baghera me fait pas confiance” and laughed tersely but i can’t remember when that fucking happened and maybe i hallucinated it . but i need to try and find it again . to satiate my qetoiles qbagz relationship and larger qfrench messy family dynamic illness