#fucked up omelette

[axlthepterodaxl]

The Omelette Book has come.

It’s so fucking cute.

Here is a link to get Egg Book

⬇️❤️🥚

https://a.co/d/hI08dR0

[chansoooo1-blog]

I swear to god every single sydcarmy interaction gets funnier with each watch

[roshambo05]

Mara Sov: Guardian, we must retrieve Riven's eggs in order to fulfill Savathun's last wish and follow the Witness. Me, already making some absolutely bomb omelettes: Wait, that's what we needed these for?

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

today is a feeling really bad for no reason kinda day apparently

[misc-muses]

"Oh yeah, come to papa." Food that's left out is anyone's game.

[hamartia-grander]

I wish I could still eat eggs. I miss being able to eat eggs. Eggs are so good I wish I could eat them

[alteredsilicone]

Euleria could have been a Margulis-like figure if Albrecht had supported and endorsed her research... he, looking into the Deep Void, she, assisting those affected by it.

Imagine if it was EULERIA who realized what was wrong with Albrecht, the Indifference, the ghosts haunting him and she helped him overcome that affliction.

Basically the plot of Warframe would be nullified and the Entrati would live happily ever after LMFAO

[x1702x]

Fuck my stupid baka life they deleted the Egg! app

[jouyato]

ratatouille pig

also bonus kuuno doodle while im here lol

[atomicsuperrobot]

Man having read the first chapter of Encore now that it's translated and looking back at the title page of the last chapter I stopped at at Yet Another Failed Start At A Reread Of The Original (it was chapter four this time; p sure I made it farther last time), the difference is pretty startling. Everything looked so jank back then compared to now LMAO

I do wholeheartedly love the improvement tbh. ig it was only natural after 15+ years of drawing the guy.

[axlthepterodaxl]

GIVEAWAY TIME

In celebration of my first little journal I'm doing a giveaway where one person has a chance to win 2 books!

Rules:

Like, share and follow + tag a friend

Ends at the end of October when I'lI pick a raffle winner

Good luck! 🥚 ❤️

[villafordefeatedvillains]

Food as a metaphor for love is all well and good until the first eggs you have eaten and liked were cooked by yourself at 2 in the morning. NOW WHAT? Am I supposed to realize that I love myself enough to unconsciously make myself food the way I like it??? OVER SCRAMBLED EGGS????

[ghostlemon36]

Finding out I may have a heap of random allergies that may be causing some of my problems especially with my skin was NOT what I was prepared for this year

[laomelettedufromage]

While I didn’t have time to make them before Mid-Autumn festival, I made mooncakes for the first time this weekend and they’re so damn pretty I could literally just sit and stare at them.

[theydjarin]

Every single time I’m able to cook for myself I’m like. Oh yeah this is what life is all about