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Well now I'm curious. Gonna Google a thing.

Oh.

Oh no.

No. Fuck no. Put it back.

So I decided to rewatch RTTE because I felt like indulging in some childhood nostalgia. A few things to note:

- Snotlout and Fishlegs are dating. Good for them.

- The twins are the best characters. Still don't know wtf a boar pit is.

- I know those are supposed to be dragon scales on Ryker's shoulder and arm pads but they look like turtle shells I'm sorry--

- Actually good disability rep?? Hello??

- Hiccup how tf are you still alive?

- "Toothle plama bla" is perhaps the funniest thing in any piece of media ever.

- On the subject of Gruffnut: There's another one???

- How does Tuffnut know so many languages? Did these languages exist in this time period? If so who taught him? Is Tuffnut Odin in disguise? Would that make Ruffnut Loki?

- Hiccup is AuDHD. No I will not be taking comments at this time.

- Where tf did Hiccup get his dragon blade in midnight scrum? Why did he not use it to free himself or fend off his attackers? Also, on the subject of midnight scrum, how is this boy's neck not broken??

- I stan one (1) Heather the Unhinged. Go off queen. Feral bastard child.

- Ruffnut is actually super smart?? And cool?? What??

- I did not watch the series before this one so Dagur's entrance confused me so much at first. Who is this man and why does his beard look like that?? Please shave.

- Gonna punch Snotlout's dad. Gonna kick his fucking ass.

- Why is Viggo so aggressively British? And why is his brother Scottish? Come to think of it, there is no consistency in any of the accents.

- Sir, that is not a dragon, that is a Pokémon (you know exactly which dragon I'm talking about don't pretend you don't know)

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I JUST POORED THE LAST OF A BAG OF PRETZELS INTO MY MOUTH AND GOT LIKE A TEASPOON OF PURE SALT INJECTED DIRECTLY INTO MY THROAT. I'M DRYING UP LIKE A FUCKING SNAIL. SEND HELP.

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"Have" autism? I do not "have" autism, you fool. I AM autism. I am the primordial force of neurodivergence, the almighty god of brain spice, the harbinger of special interests! You cannot stop me. You cannot even begin to comprehend my power. Tremble before me!

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Zuko's classic "that's rough, buddy," is probably the most autistic thing I've ever seen. Also him practicing conversations before having them. Also him getting really obsessive over things. Also his flat intonation and lacking social skills. Also-

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Clove's release has apparently caused a bunch of transphobic people to leave Valorant and I could not be happier. The lobbies have been so much nicer today. I love Clove so much they're amazing.

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Alright, people, gonna say this one more time. If you are not a part of a minority group, you do not get to decide what terms that group does and doesn't find offensive.

Slurs are slurs because they've been used to undermine, vilify, and put down people of a specific group. If a person from a marginalized community tells you that a term is offensive to them, don't fucking use it. It's that simple.

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Okay so I've made it to Omniverse and I love Rook. Baby boy. Also, there is no way Ben doesn't take advantage of the fact that Rook has probably never heard a deez nuts joke.

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Jason Todd: Bravery, Devotion, Sacrifice.

In the events following the Collapse, most old stories and histories were lost. The old tales of heroes and knights became rumors. Among them were whispers of a dark entity in what used to be the American Northeast. Whether or not the entity's intentions were good was an answer lost to time, along with the entity's identity. In the days of the Last City, the urban legend was simply called the Bat.

In partnership with the legend of the Bat was the legend of another entity, a lighter presence thought to balance out the darkness. The second entity was called the Robin. Whether they were protectors, forces of nature, or myths of old cultures, only the Traveler knew.

And the Traveler did know.

The green Ghost hovered over an old grave. Whatever flowers or mementos that were once there had since decayed and decomposed. Beneath the dirt was a small boy, no older than 16. The Ghost has found what he was searching for.

Light filled the graveyard, and beneath the surface, something awoke. The boy, feeling his bones mend and skin regrow, clawed his way through the rotting wood of his coffin, then the dry dirt, until he breached, gasping and spluttering and looking frantically at his surroundings.

The Ghost flew closer as the boy pulled himself from his grave. "It worked! You're alive!"

"Wha-where-?" The boy pressed himself against his headstone.

"Look, I know this must all be very confusing, but let me explain. I'm Lazarus. I'm a Ghost. And you've been dead for a very long time."

The boy almost choked, looking around and realizing for the first time where he was. What he'd just crawled out of. "Dead? But- I don't- How?"

The ghost went on to explain the Light and his rebirth, but the boy was barely listening. He was too busy staring at the faded headstone he now knew was his. The words had faded long ago, but maybe...

"What's my name?"

Lazarus was taken aback for a moment, before dropping down to eye level and giving a mournful sigh. "I don't know. And if I did, well... There are rules. I couldn't tell you who you were before."

The boy traced his fingers along the indents in the stone. "Jason."

"Pardon?"

"My name. Jason." He stood, shaking away his unease. "Now, what was that you said about a 'Last City?'"

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Gonna start carrying around Punisher comics and throwing them at people who use his logo to support blue lives matter. Read a single comic. Seriously. Fuck off with your bullshit.

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Even the Null Void had STANDARDS. I think.

I never actually watched Ben 10 as a child so my friend told me to watch it and now I'm obsessed. But there is one very important detail that I cannot get over and that's the fact that Kevin eats his fucking corndogs like THIS

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I never actually watched Ben 10 as a child so my friend told me to watch it and now I'm obsessed. But there is one very important detail that I cannot get over and that's the fact that Kevin eats his fucking corndogs like THIS

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So I've seen a lot of people say that when Jason Todd comes back from the dead, he hates Tim Drake because he replaced him. And I think this is accurate to an extent, but I feel that it's less so that he's mad he was replaced and more so what his being replaced represented.

Jason's motivations during the Under the Red Hood era were specifically directed at Batman's inaction. He was angry at the lack of justice he received after he was killed. And I think finding out Batman has a new Robin is just the nail in that coffin. Because I don't think he's necessarily mad about being replaced. I think he's mad that his death meant so little to Bruce that he would go out and make the same mistake he did with him. He was angry Bruce would take in another child and put him through everything he went through, not even stopping to consider that this kid could end up just like him.

Jason came back to find out that not only did his death go completely unavenged, but that it meant so little to Bruce that he would find a replacement in barely six months. To Jason, that shows that he didn't matter. That his death didn't matter. That Batman was so blinded by his obsession with his crusade and his "antiquated sense of morality" that watching the child he took in as his own die because of his war didn't stop him from doing it again. The way he sees it, Tim Drake isn't just Jason's replacement. Tim Drake is walking, breathing proof that Jason meant nothing to Bruce. That his war was more important than anyone caught in the crossfire. And that's a truth that hurts far worse than being replaced.

But I also think we can go a bit deeper with this. Because we see that he's angry with Tim for being Robin. And if all that about Bruce endangering another child is true, why wouldn't Jason see Tim as a victim? Thing is, I think he does to a certain extent.

The thing that's important to remember about Jason is the fact that he was maybe 19 at the oldest when he came back as Red Hood. He was still a child. And from what he sees, a forgotten one. Of course anyone in that situation would react in anger. So when he comes back and makes that deal with Hush, of course his anger is directed at Tim. He's still fresh out of the grave. He's had his memories back for, what, a month? He doesn't know what to make of any of these emotions. But I think as he evolves and his emotions evolve with him, he comes to realize that his anger might've been misplaced, or at the very least lacked direction. I don't think Jason's angry about being replaced when he goes to Titan's Tower to confront Tim. I think in some twisted way, he's trying to save him.

He's trying to hurt Tim enough to make him realize how wrong Batman is for pulling another child into this fight. He wants Tim to see history repeating itself. And maybe, at the very least, Batman will care about this one enough to realize what he's doing. Maybe if he hurts Tim enough, Batman will finally see he was wrong. Maybe he can get Tim to stop being Robin. Maybe he can get Batman to fire him. Maybe, just maybe, he can save this kid from one day meeting the same fate he did. Yeah, there's anger there. Of course there is. It's possible Jason didn't even realize that was his true intention. It's possible he thought he was just taking out his anger on the kid that took his place. But I think part of him genuinely wanted to get Tim away from the life that took his.

Anyways, apologies for the rant. Long story short, Jason is a very cool character and I really like exploring his motivations.

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Hey! Not my usual content but this is especially important to me

Today (February 4th) is Cancer Awareness Day. In honor of today and in honor of her daughter’s friends— one who they unfortunately had to say goodbye to and one who is still currently fighting— a friend of mine is donating all of the proceeds her shop makes today to the Children’s Neuroblastoma Cancer Foundation

My friend offers many divination services as well as spell jars

If you aren’t interested in any of the services she offers you’re welcome to donate directly to the CNCF

If you’re a broke bitch like me because the economy just sucks fucking ass, I strongly encourage you to share this post to whoever you can and spread awareness of today. Anything helps 💛💛💛

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If Dabi does rejoin the Todofam, will his siblings constantly roast him for his little dancey dance? I think yes.

Natsuo steals a chicken nugget off Fuyumi’s plate and does a little spin in the kitchen.

Shoto in his second sports festival wins an event, looks straight at the camera and does a victory spin with snapping.

Fuyumi shoots a good comeback at her brother and stands up to dance. Dabi is screaming “Will you guys fucking stop that already?!”

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Oh yay canon explanation! So he's still a dramatic little bitch but to slightly less of an extreme.

Spoilers for MHA Season 6

Okay I just. I need to talk about this for a sec.

So as someone who dyes their hair frequently, that shit does not come out in a single wash. That shit stays in. And depending on the color, even after most of it is out, it stains. So I am gonna call BULLSHIT on this motherfucker.

That is NOT HOW HAIR DYE WORKS AND YOU KNOW IT, MY GOOD SIR. A single water bottle isn't gonna do shit. Which means this dramatic bitch went and bleached his hair, dyed it white again, and put in tEMPORARY WATER-SOLUBLE BLACK DYE just for the purpose of this reveal. This motherfucker.

AND. And. Let's not forget that the PLF didn't know the heroes would be attacking. So this MOTHERFUCKING DRAMATIC ASS PIECE OF SHIT has had a daily routine of putting in temporary black dye and shoving a water bottle in his pocket every morning presumably since he got that DNA test for the SOUL PURPOSE of being a dramatic little FUCK and having this big reveal once he found the right moment.

Dabi. Touya. Mr. McNugget. YOU FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN.

"Ugh I'm thirsty."

"Dabi you've had a water bottle in your pocket this whole time."

"Um, excuse you, but that is for the ✨performance✨."

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Drawing of a new D&D character I'm working on. Her name is Chicomecoatl (because I'm mean). She's a Yuan-Ti Pureblood Chronurgy Wizard. She's blind and uses her familiar (I was too lazy to draw him but he's a hyena named Ozzy) to see every now and then. She also uses her quarterstaff as a blind stick out of combat.