#fucking hell dude ..

[stonerbellybabe]

Doing what I do best (shoving handfuls of popcorn into my face like it’s my job)

[wheeble2252]

Guys I hhave an idea

[isopodonanescalator]

failed my first ap test of the year you can imagine how happy i am rn

[robntunney]

[pokeblr-confessions]

Hello! I am a reasearcher from Orre. I keep dogtags on all of my pokemons collars. I myself keep 2 dogtags. One for me. One of an eevee. His name was Nerium.

I am completely enamoured with poison types. I thought I could possibly be the one to find a new poison eeveelution. I was not.

I am forever haunted by what I have done.

Confession #452

[aroace-poly-show]

if i see one more aishite aishite aishite vocaloid cover with the thumbnail being the vocaloid covered in blood (like portraying the song as a yandere thing) i’m gonna explode /neg

[applespider]

This in the context of q!Tina makes me want to throw up

[coffinsister]

Brb I think I just broke my toe

[stokesy55]

If you’re looking for me, I can be located fangs deep in Ben’s bicep 🤤

[myfeelisfunny]

Did Lando really just say "If he wants to get past me, he needs to drive faster" after being told they're both using their tyres too much???

[alex-just-vibing]

grah my head feels like it might explode

[isopodonanescalator]

hey can. can we all just remember that people aren’t just. a number in a phone. can we remember that they’re REAL HUMAN BEINGS THAT HAVE BOUNDARIES. AND THAT THOSE BOUNDARIES NEED TO BE RESPECTED.

[j00stkl31n]

Jock joost and ski aggu save me….

Okay I’m gonna be feral fuck

I just want them to be hockey jocks so badly duuuuude

Idk why but I’ve always found hockey outfits so fucking hot my whole life 😭 curses of growing up in a cold state lmao

You being just a little cheerleader for them on the sidelines, going to all their games, making signs and getting good seats right next to the windows

They’d def begin to recognize you and notice how big of a fan of the two of them you are.

Joost being cute and tossing you a puck, Aggu one upping him and tossing you his jersey 🫣

Them telling you to stay in your seat until after everyone’s left so they can talk to you 🫣

Because the three of you spent a good time talking after the game, all the other players have showered off and left the locker room showers (totally no planning on their part)

Them bringing you back to the showers with them and taking turns fucking you

You then just becoming their fuck toy after every game you attend 🫣🫣🫣

If they lose and they’re stressed so they just fucking destroy your cunt, having to carry you out of the locker room

If they win tho? They’re going as many rounds and they can on you just feeling themselves and being so cocky cuz they won and get to celebrate by fucking their favorite groupy 🫣🫣🫣

Gods okay this have become something I fucking neeeeeeeed holy shit

[salirophiliac]

idk if i can watch his match……… it’ll make me sad

[marsipanic]

Not to be a big weenie but as a creator my biggest fucking grievance is how hard it is to get feedback on anything. If you don’t like my work that’s fine! Can you tell me what you don’t like? Can you actually give valid criticism? Or what you do like? It’s like screaming into an echo chamber half the fucking time. And even when I comment and leave thoughtful comments on others, trying to engage, NOTHING. I want a writer community so bad and it’s never gonna happen. 

[ghost-of-you]

Luke Hemmings the vocalist you are.