#fucking saxs

[zeb-z]

dude. what is up with Edward Twilight. He really tried to establish dominance over Arthur ‘call me Sir until you earn my name’ Bennett, in the craziest, most confusing interaction, where he gloated over being with Mary, but also gave a ‘we saw you across the bar and dug your vibe’ sorta energy in what I can only call an attempted power play? and then he immediately lost the idgaf war so bad to he had to make two frenzy checks.

[silly-bean]

With how good tristamp's music is I am literally hoping praying on my knees begging for them to go balls to the wall with Midvalley

[amethyst-halo]

I WANT THAT BITCH OBLITERATED

[capn-twitchery]

this is so fucking funny. help. wile e coyote roadrunner ass chase happening around london except it's two identical twitches trying to hit eachother with bats

[yamsgarden]

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They won’t stop blasting the commercial in MY EARS

I GET IT NINTENDO 

I WANT IT JUST AS MUCH AS U WANT TO SELL IT

[lynn-vdg]

Bro never let my dumbass cook again at 2 AM 😭

This is what a peak sleep schedule does to ya, take notes.

[blitz0hno]

Yorushika released new music everything is perfect now actually

[brokelover]

just watched whiplash. the mental fortitude of neiman wow……… bitch i’d kill myself on the first day as a core the fuck! i remember doing a clapping tempo test in jazz band and my prof graded me a FOUR out of ten. said my grade out loud for the whole band to hear then acted like he didn’t absolutely decimate me and moved on to testing the next student like it was nothing

[carcarrot]

new sparks merch

[smallblueandloud]

the craziest part of the 2006 broadway revival of company is that the cast is SWITCHING INSTRUMENTS. not only are they singing AND moving to choreography AND playing instruments, they are doing this for multiple instruments. the amy actress alone has to be able to play a french horn AND a trumpet (she's the soloist in "side by side") AND sing "not getting married". what the fuck!!!

[tamblrtrain]

poetry because i'm stupid (it's all one poem just a lotta stanzas)

the common sanity of crabs climbing over each other to get out of a boiling pot (do you see why i love you?)

~

your face keeps sending me for a loop

because i can't tell if i like it

your ego? fine. your interests? great!

but i want to know if i can fight it

is that a bad ask? is that a bad tell?

i feel like i'm doing abnormally well

and if you tell me i look like i cried a bit ago

i'm going to punch you until your brain swells

take a phineas gage, bitch! why do i like you?!

'be careful because you tread on my dreams.'

oh, poetry and bread, the world goes again!

and all the world revolving

could you tell i'm a clown? oh, good, you can!

i was worried you couldn't read

then again, i feel it's quite obvious

one of us has ADHD

oh, god, oh, no, yippee is dead!

wait, but i'm standing right here?

and i have a sneaking suspicion

i'm going deaf in my left ear

beauty's a myth, the world's a stage

for all us to perform

but then one man trips and breaks his ankle

and settles for a lower score

life is pain, it's easy to see

except when your eyeballs don't work (like me!)

but the only thing grounding me in this hell

is the thought that we'll forever be

will that be true? probably not

but it sure doesn't hurt to try

so please join me and hold my hand

as we step through our crazy lives

[impulsivedecisionsat3am]

do you ever get homesick for an instrument?

[strawberrylemonadesoda]

It's 1:30 Am and I just discovered that baby Stephen plays the sax on the music video of Del Shannon's Runaway (the opening credits song of Crime Story!) How cool is that!?

Anyways here's the video

[anachronistic-falsehood]

k well now im just thinkin about midvalley bein a sax player in general. hes getting ready to kill someone and hes sitting backstage with a reed in his mouth for like five to ten minutes. he's tryna put sylvia together and keeps dropping the mouthpiece and swearing through the reed while he tries to tighten it. licking the reed in between songs so it stays Moist. emptying the spit valve on the floor instead of over a garbage can because sax/brass players are barbarians (<speaking as a trumpet player). warming up with his scales before a show. sylvia squeaking in the way only a sax can when he blows in just the exact wrong way. cleaning sylvia in his bathtub. just sax player things <3

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

NASA astronauts finally find 1-inch tomato that was 'lost in space' for 8 months | Live Science

[twilightarcade]

oc-tober day 27 - monster!