#funniest shit istg

[ashinaisshin]

To be completely honest, this Dendro Vision isn't of much help to my research... However, there's no denying the effectiveness of elemental powers when settling a physical dispute, so it still proves useful at times.

[clownaddict]

Kurze: Nyerghehehe fooled again brother! You cannot teleport out of here with your hammer! I simply led you here to watch your hope of escape diminish! You are trapped with me here in my torture-maze forever!!

Vulcan: I see, but perhaps you have forgotten a small but very important detail, brother.

Kurze: and what is that?

Vulcan: My hammer is also- a hammer.

Kurze: wha- *gets whacked into the forth dimension*

[the-mozzarella-brothers]

ghhh i miss being in israel so bad

[penrose-quinn]

I just know fem Takeomi would've HATED her male counterpart. She would've made sure he was in massive debt for life lol

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

Hallo! Soldier eating honey is part of the main comics! He's seen naked and covered on it too :]

oh i've seen! it's so funny too, especially when he says that he's covered in honey like it's an announcement

[zz-chikorita]

If your characters were in the ABO universe, what would they each be? (Leon, Guzma, Plumeria, Kukui, Molayne, Kalani, any of the grunts?)

So... *sweats* um full disclosure, I'm not the biggest fan of ABO. I don't hate it or anything (I've read a few entertaining ones in my time), but I don't think I'd ever find myself writing one. That being said, this is all hypothetical for fun, so I don't actually have an issue with answering this question. However, when I look at my story, I can't help but think about how fundamentally conflicting the ABO system is with the concept of māhū, something that is mentioned and explored multiple times.

I'll talk more about all that below the cut, but I'll go ahead and leave the TLDR here with the answer to your question:

Alphas- Kukui, Plumeria, B.

Betas- Molayne, Kalani, Leon

Omegas- Guzma, A.

For those that are not familiar, māhū is an identity in indigenous Hawaiian culture that translates roughly to a gender that is "somewhere in between." Thus, the entire notion of gender and what makes a man a man and a woman a woman is far more fluid than, say, a traditional western interpretation. I say that this is fundamentally conflicting with ABO because the ABO system is, by design, rigid- all people are broken up into very specific categories based on both gender and sex. Also, although it is not depicted this way in every ABO au, an individual's free will can often be overtaken by instinctual/biologically driven impulse. Needless to say, this is extremely counter to many aspects of the story, but most importantly, one of its underlying themes about how people grow and change over time (for better OR worse) and that the world and relationships (whether they be romantic, platonic, familial, or whatever) are NOT black and white.

[brookeisa-phantom]

I did another one…

[mjrino]

Peeking at anti [insert ship here] tags is so fucking funny like there are people with entire accounts dedicated to just. Hating on this one ship. And like it's not even that bad.

[cosycaracal]

man joey and audrey rlly broke my heart 😭 i love them both so much and i need a wholesome AU with them

[leeminlikesdaises]

bro my brother broke my moms toaster

[f0rknado]

Have you ever had a relationship with GOD? Have you asked HIM things, for help/understanding?

What is stopping you from pursuing a life w/ someone who will never leave you & has your best at heart?

𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱: 'If you do not know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.'

I'm always saying I don't know what is happening or why I'm feeling despondent

— so I agree we don't know how to live.

We're all unique snowflakes, but I think divorce & drugs and alcohol exists so we can try to calm down from all the anger and rage we feel when 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 — or the way we want to be treated or remembered.

1.]  If 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿,       Hell is basic entry level for everyone, &

2.]  If GOD sent HIS SON to die on the cross in our       place to avoid this Hell and lead us thru life by       HIS HOLY SPIRIT; &

3.]  HE says there is only 1-way forward & JESUS       is the way/truth/life, that no one comes to       the FATHER except thru JESUS. [John 14:6]

Why would we ever avoid HIS easy yoke? Why wouldn't we ask HIM in to show us the way?

We clearly don't have life/truth/way to GOD, unless we accept JESUS, & life/death begins forever after we're ejected from earth.

I wonder if you were to die in your sleep suddenly: Are you ready to be drop-kicked into eternity?

For anyone who wanted to read the bitchless anon ask ( like bestie this is tumblr aint no way you said all this ON A BATMAN DOODLE BLOG LMAOO )

[scumlafeccia]

I think a silly but good way to explain the difference between "transphobic" and "anti-terf" blogs is just to show opabinia's blog vs tygress' blog. on one side you have a normal blog and "what do you mean by that?", on the other you have someone who refuses to back up any claim, can't understand a simple answer, and then calls you a bigot

[heartless-curr]

why are jjk cosplayers literally the funniest people on the planet

[liroyalty]

Listening & watching my bf fight Titan has been the funniest experience of my life.

[boypurse]

RE READ MANGOBALL

[beemisangry]

Does anyone else like watching those shitty total drama tweets videos on tiktok or is it just me?