#funny child dance

[crystallizsch]

finding out from two different voice lines from two different cards that jamil practices dance moves that he finds is two too many for me not to go 🤨🤨🤨

here are the voice lines in question -

Luxe Couture:

Club Wear:

(thank you to mysteryshoptls for the translations!)

[maccachibchan]

The FunnyBunny Family are doing the latest dance trend

I’m not very proud of Jax’s face, but for Delilah and Pomni, they look great! They also have their own sentences.

Jax- Corn is scary!

Pomni- Why am I here?

Delilah- I love everything!

Also, my birthday is next week! :D

[ssruis]

I think some pjsk fans are a little too comfortable making fun of how the characters pronounce english words. Saw a video titled “wxs speaking ‘engrishu’” & it’s like hey man. that feels a little unnecessary. You can just say English.

[marvelmaniac715]

I didn’t grow up in a house that watched Doctor Who (we were more of an I’m A Celeb/BGT family) so my first introduction to Doctor Who was a behind the scenes book about the making of the episodes that I read at school, aged eleven. The first ever Doctor Who episode that I watched was Fear Her, and I found it a bit boring, but I read great things about The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances so I watched those… and was promptly traumatised. Like, I had gas mask related nightmares for WEEKS. It put me off the show for years, but now I love it so it’s funny how things work out, isn’t it?

[ladyaryawolf]

There is something on TikTok that made me pisssed. AGAIN.

And guess about what. Arya looks. Of course. It had to be about her looks. Since you cant make her look bad on lore, let's take something as superficial in how she looks like.

Basically, the person was talking about the appearence of the characters book vs show.

And while OP pointed the differences AGoT to Dance on how they look, how they got prettier with time, or if they suffered an incident, etc, I was really expecting/hoping that with Arya this person would point book 3 to 5 differences of how she is treated regarding her appearence. But nooooo.

She kept the description of book 1. Only with Arya.

Dirty, many times mistook as a boy.

S@nsa's friend (and S@nsa, she didnt want to say it) would call her horseface

I don't understand, what is the fucking reason for this... fr. Why the criteria to define if Arya is pretty or not comes from the fucking first book, why her "sister's friend" is such a reliable opinion(a person who bullied Arya) . Tiring. Asoiaf fandom on TikTok is tiring as hell. On Tumblr too.

But for goddamm sake. I'm sick of it.

[shandy-k]

Dance

[dayurno]

jeanee does your mother know by abba montage

[that-was-anticlimactic]

stop drawing cole ninjago with cake challenge

[thankstothe]

Queen shit right here

[kaeyapilled]

would you rather fistfight tartaglia behind the church of favonius or lose 30 rock paper scissors rounds to ayato in a row and he’s making this smug face at you the entire time like he predicted every move you were going to make

gave this like a full day of thought. maybe two days i dont know i have poor memory. if we are analyzing this hypothetical scenario seriously i will have to take ayato rock paper scissors. i could not hold my own in a fist fight against like. anyone. much less childe tartaglia. the psychological warfare that the ayato option implies would be extremely tough to brave my way through but at least my bones will be intact by the end of it

[curlytemple]

at my elementary school i had to participate in speech competitions even though they only sent 3 or 4 kids from each class every year and i had terrrible stage fright/an undiagnosed anxiety disorder. since i thought it was really fun to memorize aesop and nobody ever did fables/folklore i always got blue ribbons. AND it was a christian school so weekly, for 7 years, we memorized increasingly longer bible passages to recite out loud to our teacher too. not to mention weekly vocab/spelling tests. every morning school run my dad turned all of the stuff we had to learn into a fun game during the drive. and now my mom thinks i’m a freak and a weirdo for remembering so many song lyrics as if i wasn’t trained to be a sponge for words

[yoohyeon]

My goddaughter is 10 today, I again feel old 😭

[ask-the-sexyman-squad]

Damn

Al, DT? how's parenthood treating you?

"Honestly? Rather well. I'm just relieved that these two are out in the world...and one of them looks like me. If I had carried them for three months for them to both turn out like Alastor, I would've been disappointed."

They held Castiel a bit closer, and they smiled a bit more. He was their pride and joy now, along with Belladonna. Though they could tell Bee was going to be a daddy's girl.

"I wouldn't change my role for the world. I'm perfectly happy with this."

//TW: There are mentions/depictions of child abuse. Please proceed with caution.//:

"......"

He should've been happier than this. He was happy, but it just...it wasn't sitting right. Holding a child, a daughter that was his made his stomach turn.

Belladonna: his little Bee.

This was his reality now.

She slept peacefully, and it left him alone with his thoughts. He pulled her into his arms, pressing her to his chest protectively. His heartbeat lurched into his throat, his mind running a mile a minute.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

FUCK.

All of his memories of his father were coming back now....each blow that struck his body. Each cut that stung like hell. Each scream that tore through his eardrums and jolted him into silence while his belligerent father beat him with an inch of his life.

He felt horribly, horribly sick.

He didn't want to be like his father. He didn't want to see his spouse, lovely little boy and sweet little girl in pain because of him. He didn't want history to repeat itself.

...but like father like son...surely there was a way to beat it, right?

...right...?

[escortingsecrets]

"If one more of you smart asses calls me a dilf ONE MORE TIME. IM SWEAR."

[xxxcertifiednerdxxx]

This is more for my mutuals, but I guess anyone’s free to participate if you want!

Sorry I’m late, but I hope y’all had a merry Christmas!

[apathyfairy]

miley cyrus is like the color pink like we all went through this weird unjustified hatred of them just due to the fact that it was somehow embarrassing to like them at one point and it supposedly made you seem grown up to hate them and now that we're all adults we can all see how stupid that was and that they never deserved that and we never stoped liking them at all