#I’M SCREAMING

[zephilyr]

I’M SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Buck, my sweet summer child, you still were constantly trying to get Eddie’s attention when Tommy wasn’t there. You are so close baby girl, but you take your time with Tommy, that’s okay.

[uss-spirk]

I’m still freaking out about Spock Prime’s TOS crew photo from Beyond

Yes, I know this is 8 years old at this point but my Autistic Brain decided to freak out about this again today for no reason at all so hear me out bc it drives me absolutely NUTS every time I think about it.

So basically, the circumstances required for Reboot Spock to find this photo in Spock Prime’s possessions after he died are absolutely wild. Let’s walk through it shall we:

First thing to remember is that this photo does not exist in the Kelvin timeline. At all. The characters all look different and even if they’re supposed to canonically grow up to look exactly the same as the TOS characters, Spock Prime went back in time from his own universe so the photo cannot exist in the Kelvin timeline, at least yet.

Second thing is that Spock Prime must have carried this photo on his person when he went back in time in the jellyfish ship.

This is because Nero captured Spock (and his ship) and stranded him on Delta Vega, presumably with nothing but the clothes on his back and whatever else he might happen to have been carrying in his pockets.

Also, he couldn’t have stored the photo on his ship to retrieve later because Reboot Spock blew it up to ignite the red matter and destroy Nero’s ship. So whatever Spock Prime brought with him from the Prime Universe must have been on his person when he was stranded on Delta Vega.

Now, when Spock first sees Reboot Kirk in the cave, he says the classic “I have been and always shall be your friend” along with “It is remarkably pleasing to see you again, old friend.”

If we take a peek at the timeline for a sec, Kirk Prime disappeared into the Nexus in Star Trek: Generations in the year 2293, when everyone presumably thought he died. Now, Kirk did reappear into ‘normal space/time’ in the year 2371 when the rest of Generations takes place, but only Picard really saw Kirk before he died for real—so basically, the last time Spock could have seen Kirk Prime was in 2293. In the Prime Universe, the Romulan star went supernova in 2387, which is when Spock Prime goes back and creates the Kelvin Timeline.

SO: all this means that it has been at least 94 years (2293-2387) since Spock Prime has seen a Kirk in any universe. THEREFORE: this means that Spock Prime was carrying THAT TOS CREW PHOTO on his person 94 years after the last time he had seen Kirk. Whether he had been carrying it on his person for the entirety of those 94 years, or just during his mission to try and save Romulus, or something in between is anyone’s guess. But basically, even almost a century later, Spock thought those people and that photo were important enough to take with him on his body when he was sent to save Romulus. (A mission that required extreme speed and efficiency, if I might add).

ANYWAY: the photo in Beyond is shown as a rather small, yet touching, moment of nostalgia for fans of the original Star Trek show, but when you really start to think about what was required for that photo to exist in Reboot Spock’s possession at that moment, it just starts to drive me a little bit absolutely bonkers.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Have a nice day.

[butterflyscribbles]

Speaking of blankets, in the second movie, when Sonic tries to go to bed after coming home from Seattle, he gets under a blanket with imagery on it that's way too specific to him to be store-bought, including sneakers, a baseball and bat, a golden retriever, and an owl head, so I think it's fair to assume that the blanket was handmade, and I refuse to believe Tails and Knuckles didn't get such blankets of their own as well

Bro I’m actually going to start sobbing I never noticed that before so I went back and sure enough…….

I NEVER noticed this before……..I’m actually choked up that’s the sweetest thing THEY LOVE THAT KID SO MUCH💙

(Anyone know what that last thing is in the top right corner? I can’t make it out?)

Oh and you just KNOW that Tom absolutely went in and made one for Knuckles and Tails too.

[yato-suma-blog]

Welp, there goes my evening

“it’s not you.”

[lipstickstainedreid]

Hands HANDS hands

[petitesmafia]

STORMBRINGER MANGA IS COMING OHMYGODDD I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[lemotomato]

That caption?! 😂

[cupoteahatter]

What do you mean that Jammer went out to find his place in magic, then the dice made it possible for him to get ONE HUNDRED and made it so solid that this is Jammer’s team, his home, the centre of his community so he can help everyone else-

[nonglukest]

PERTHSANTA!?!

[ohhoneypascal]

Tommy Fucking Miller

[latenighttalkinqwp]

how are we doing everyone.

[ahappyphjl]

fork found in kitchen

[skj-weebmam]

My roomie started screaming, cause I started screaming, cause I saw this shit:

Newly released, bitch I can’t sit still, how the hell am I going to sleep now!?

[mysteriousmissme]

PICTURE PERFECT HANANENE

HI HANANENE NATION WE WON??????

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

yeah, this is arguably the funniest part of the book ngl