#funnybones

[tubulargargoyle]

i know what you are...

[spinnando]

Vargshroom x Funnybones.

[whenibecameaparentireadbooks]

Painful Skeletons

Bumps in the Night By Allan Ahlberg & André Amstutz Puffin Books, 2005 Sharing is caring, apparently. If you don’t tell people everything then it not only doesn’t exist but you’re being selfish keeping it to yourself. Or so social media seems to imply. The harvesting of the information you share to make money is sharing and caring, too. It shows you care about making other richer people…

[replicawriter]

Rewriting Unny's backstory in my brain but not telling anyone like a dunce, rip good RPers but I'm different

[harrison-abbott]

Did you ever know this book when you were little? My Dad used to read it to me before I went to sleep. I still remember how tingly good it was. I got it as a present for my wee nephew a few years back. [I’ve actually never tried to write a kid’s story. Or, writing for children. Perhaps I could give it a shot one day.]

[punnyfunnycom]

Why was April so upset? Because it's always playing pranks and fooling around 🤪😂

[mouthhbreatherr]

I feel like very early humans would be the funniest and most entertaining people to be around. They were just there facing death in a very real way together all the time. Just entertaining each other all the time and making hilarious jokes and bits to cope with that shit.

[sequentialprophet]

😫😫😫😫😫😫

[studsrn]

Trying to get used to being in front of the camera more often so you can get to know me better! 📸 “Hey, everyone! I know I haven't been the best at sharing pictures of myself on here, but I'm trying to change that. I want to connect with all of you more and share more about who I am and what I'm up to. So, I'm challenging myself to take more photos and get more comfortable in front of the camera. It might be a bit of a process, but I hope you'll stick with me!” Angel 😊 - #gettingusedtothecamera #morepicturescomingsoon #letsconnectmore #iamsillyandiknowit #funnybones #beyou❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CqItyI7utUj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Can you send him to the game chulip, any location except for funnybone factory<3

This guy's arms, Chulip

[thefugitivesaint]

Boris Artzybasheff (1899-1965), ''Funnybone Alley'' by Alfred Kreymborg, 1927 Source

[crossfalconx5]

for the pizza game asks, kind of a strange one but can you do Chris and Arimnaes 👉👈 I just think they’d be cute(and unhinged) together

Never actually thought about this ship before, hope I portrayed it well enough! A funny little idea with some funny little guys.

[mashbrainrot]

mike farrell and shelley fabares with their son, malcolm inthemiddle

[hiorintruther]

Sometime is wish the homoerotic undertones of Blue Lock could be somewhat canonised for Ryusae specifically…

Purely because I think Shidou would use it to absolutely harass Rin to no end. Like, they’re currently stuck on the same team together so imagine Shidou just walking past Rin one morning and going “how goes things, future brother-in-law?” and Rin being absolutely LIVID at the notion that Sae has somehow made his life EVEN WORSE by dating the person he hates probably second most in the world (the first being Sae himself, of course).

Or Rin commenting on how Shidou’s performance on the field was “lukewarm” and Shidou just responds with “funny, that’s not what your brother told me last-“ and he wouldn’t get to finish because Rin has already gone in for a punch. Of course, Shidou is being all talk here. He just wants to really twist the knife and see what happens.

Or maybe one day Loki chastises Rin’s personality and Shidou takes the opportunity to say smth like “y’know, when me and Sae have kids I want their uncle to be someone who’s actually fun to be around”.

Or Shidou just drops random one-liners during training that have varying degrees of truth behind them (aka they’re usually completely untrue and Shidou is fully just trying to wind Rin up), like “I’m planning mine and Sae’s wedding rn. Do you want to be my best man coz I think Sae’s first choice is Aiku.”

Some other random one-liners I think Shidou would make up to piss Rin off include:

“I hope family dinners don’t get to awkward… since we’re colleagues, and all. Ideally I wouldn’t want to impose myself but you know how demanding Sae can be.”

“I’m so glad I don’t have your number coz some of the stuff I send Sae is for his eyes only.”

“What emojis do you associate Sae with? I’m changing his contact name atm. I was gonna go with red heart, peach, tongue, blushing face… but I need a second opinion.”

“God I miss Sae! Next time I see him I’m gonna hug him so tight and never let him go and stroke his luscious, soft hair that combs through my fingers while we make out and-“ (gets punched)

“What sort of presents does Sae like? I’m just thinking ahead to our anniversary. I wanna surprise him.”

*waxing shitty, made up poetic about Sae at 3am: “…and his (Sae’s) thrilling aura of power that could change the heart of any beast… unlike his brother whose vibes are constantly rancid…”

Like he doesn’t have to make jabs at Rin’s appearance or performance on the field. The mere fact that Sae is dating Shidou is enough to fill Rin with unbridled amounts of rage, which ends up becoming an impossibly easy punchline. Rin ends up getting so angry and violent-minded that he fumbles over his comebacks and ends up making a fool of himself. Idk I just think Shidou would be able to find every possible way to use his relationship with Sae to drive Rin up the wall. Kaneshiro please canonise Ryusae specifically because I think Shidou would find it a comedy goldmine.

[harrison-abbott]

Did you read this book when you were a kid? ^ I remember it being a cracker. Just such a glorious kids’ book. I got it for my nephew last year for his third birthday. Was actually tempted to get a copy for me as well, just for fun.