#furries pls confirm or deny

[t4tozier]

okay guys you’ve forced my hand

losers club fursonas

richie - brown bear. duh. or a hyena :)

eddie - stoat! little guys with too much energy. have y’all seen that video of the stoat on the trampoline? that’s eddie

bev - i’m picturing glamrock chica from fnaf but that doesn’t count so. sabertooth tiger. i think she deserves it

bill - grey wolf. pack leader <3 or a golden retriever

mike - clouded leopard. that’s the one that’s very paws right? idk it’s just vibes

ooh or a stag. i think i like that better

ben - otter or beaver :)

stan - possum. get it. ‘cause they p. ‘cause they play dead

or an african grey parrot

[berrymeter]

i can’t believe i missed (unofficial) tomoon monday!! tragic.. well combining that and ur recent ask game, what is ur favorite oneus boy (/lady/menace) but in whatever category u want! for example in terms of unhealthy emotional investment and bias it’s gotta be dongju for me, but OBJECTIVELY the best guy is seoho i don’t make the rules. or best hair journey i’d say hwanwoong even though it’s really only been pink/blonde since debut he’s almost as consistent as ravn. save his scalp. fav voice fav eyes etc etc i’m giving u some leeway to be creative here!! or something... do whatever u want fav oneus boy -tt

hiii tt anon my beloved!! asking the real questions here... so essentially i have to each assign them the category in which they're best at? interesting!!

my favourite boy is... keonhee. he's also my favourite clown, and my favourite lisp haver among all of kpop (kihyun is 2nd). hes my 2nd favourite cancer in kpop (the first one is hakyeon obviously)... he's been elected most likely to agree to throw me into a lake without thinking if i asked him and i think that would be it for him! oh wait i also love his eyes & the shape of his mouth it sounds weird but what can u do.....

for hwanwoong hey he had brown hair in a song written easily... still only one era but yeah 😭 of course hes my favourite dancer & overall performer although keonhee & seoho are close behind him i'd even argue he's one of my favourite kpop performers rn. if only he went back to covering female soloists... if he covered or ever covers tail pls tell me. my favourite nose is him undeniably. hes also the effortlessly sexiest member but i don't think i need to say it we all know that! he's the best at taking selfies too, he's got angles, lighting, facial expressions... i think overall he's the best at being an idol tbh I FORGOT HIS MOUTH TOO THE WAY HE OPENS HIS MOUTH IS ENDEARING IDK WHY he just has a great face okay

as for seoho this is gonna be controversial but he's my favourite rapper LMAO. catboy is alright but seoho's rtk gaja rap forever in my heart... he's also the best at singing no denying that, his technique is just better! nobody asks him to be loud and yet he is! he's my favourite old man (not actually old he just has bad hips and i relate). i think he has my favourite smile he's just cute when he smiles 😌 wait i just remembered my distress over seoho's ass... has anyone confirmed if he actually has one or if it was the pants yet?? i'm in pain

leedo... mr geonhak... has my favourite singing voice :^/ u can imagine my pain. he might have my favourite eyes bc he looks so gentle!! especially when his hair is longer than it is right now he just looks like a nice person. umm he has my favourite shot in come back home it was the most emotions i've seen him show in the entire time i've been following oneus. he's the best at taking bad selfies. and i haven't checked but i assume he got the best tits idk 😔💧

dongju is my favourite furry adjacent member!! everytime he bites leedo i am filled with joy. he has my favourite resting face which good! bc that's all he posts in his selfies! umm he has my favourite hair length except the colour & volume looks like shit so that isn't much KSJXMEJDK. oh and of course he had my favourite costume in the veggie fruity twilight dance practice KSJDMSSK everyday i think about him in the orange costume waddling around the practice room at full speed

now youngjo. my favourite nuisance. most silenceable man. also most consistent with his hair. but hey he's the best at posting those aesthetic pictures so you go youngjo!!! in all seriousness he is genuinely the best at being obnoxious and i both admire and am annoyed by that. uhh i think he might be the best at being creative due to him being producer manTM and most of all he's the best at pissing off yg. that's how he gets away with all his deeds btw. thank u for ur activism jonathan

[kyoonglight]

i cant believe you confirmed him being a fucking furry im EMBARRASSED

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i cant deny the truth when it is presented to me my dude and plS IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S THE FIRST FURRY!! PARK CHANYEOL, KING OF FURRIES, HELPED PAVED THE WAY FOR FURRIES TO LIVE COMFORTABLY AS IDOLS!!!! ONLY LOVE AND RESPECT FOR MY FURRY KING!!