I want to hit Dream in the head with a plastic bottle
you and me both. if i get the chance i’ll do it for the both of us
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Fundyyyy, I need to see the book really fast, it's important.
i highly doubt that. chat’s told me what your up to.
Those snitches. Listen Fundy, it'll be super fast, I just need to test this theory!
i am absolutely not letting you have the book. it’s my job to protect it. you can read it, but i’m gonna hang onto it
You can have it back when I'm done, I swear.
no, i’m not giving it to you. i’ll hold it and you can read it, tubbo, this isn’t a negotiation
At least let me open it to a random page
yeah, thats fine. just…be careful
[Tubbo grins and flips the book open to a random page. After taking a moment to understand it, he recites it out loud]
"Shoots you dead. Heh, idiot. Leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss."
I read it, are you happy?
what the fuck are you saying
I read the book. Right there.
[He points to a paragraph that is similar in length to what he just read]
you’re making that up. you’re just saying shit. that can’t be what it says.
It does! There's a whole backstory to it too!
[He gestures to a picture near the top of the page]
This is where it starts. The three people are the weed smoking girls that are being discussed.
so…the sticks they’re holding are weed cigarettes?
Yes, but the person who is dating these girls says that they're not weed cigarettes but "bunts."
wow, they don’t look like they smoke weed….wait, this is crazy. this magical all powerful book that gave us a chat is just….gibberish? about someone’s girlfriends?
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, it doesn't have to make sense to you, it's the bible for my religion, Tubbism. This book is the L'manbible.
the….the what now.
L'manbible.
tubbo, no offense, but you have got to get better at naming things. you’ve just stolen our country’s name and put bible at the end
It's a great name. Now can I have the book?
i don’t…i mean, it’s still my responsibility. maybe we should talk to everyone else first. i mean, if you can read it then we could maybe learn more about the book. everyone else should know about this too
No, no. I think I can just take this.
[Tubbo grips the book firmly and smacks his head against Fundy's]
Thanks!
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