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#fuuuuuuuck me
loveshotzz · 2 years
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Oh
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I love waking up feeling like I never slept. It's the best sensation. Makes me wonder why I even bother sleeping sometimes since it all feels the same anyway....
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olympain · 2 years
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“I can’t swim. I can’t swim!”
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homesickhalfling · 2 years
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hannahhasafact · 8 months
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Some days you’re like “wow I’m such a responsible adult” one second and the next second you realize you’ve been driving with expired tags for almost half a year 🫠
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roadimusprime · 2 years
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I combined the trays of mail wrong and I want to DIE
I only realized my fuck up right at the end too. So now my solution is to turn the trays the wrong way and then having to reface (It's not a lot of mail so it should not take to long and this will assure that the mail is in the right order) it when feeding it into the machine. I will also have to write an explanation note for the person who takes over as well. Or tell a supervisor so they can tell the employee who takes my spot.
Shout out to my coworker who wanted to combine the mail. 🤪
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kitweewoos · 2 years
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god really just enjoys tap dancing on my joy, doesn't he?
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ghostconch · 2 years
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Oh If I, 
could hold my breath, 
until I die,
I’ll be alright.
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grey-rambles · 2 years
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Vent post, do not reblog, discussions of sexual contact. Minors DNI
Was just very starkly reminded that housemate only does activities with me if he thinks it'll get me in bed with him.
I just want to be friends man, why do you gotta be this way
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squish--squash · 5 months
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narilamb save me
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save me narilamb
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texasbama · 8 months
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daz4i · 1 year
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thinking once again abt how chuuya punching dazai would've already nullified corruption. there was no reason for dazai to cup his face. it was literally just to be gay.
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theflyingfeeling · 3 months
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Säynätsalo, 13.6.2024
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fckedupnerd · 10 months
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He would be PERFECT for this 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😍😍😍
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patowardd · 1 year
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calkale · 11 months
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