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pierswife · 8 months
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SHOUT OUT TO CHERRY FOR LITERALLY GIVING ME THE BEST NEWS OF MY FUCKING LIFE
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the-river-rix · 1 year
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Holy fucking shit.
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okcoolthanks · 2 months
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K I paused halfway through 30 because I KNOW shits gonna go down and I want to see it on the screen
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fern1e · 8 months
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venting in tags don't worry about it
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fagdykebassboy · 9 months
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my voice wasnt meant for bathroom acoustics and the voice memos app it was meant for yelling with rasp and cracks in it into a half busted mic with guitar and drums and bass in some shitty club through shitty amps and shitty speakers i swear its not vocal dysphoria talking
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sanaexus · 6 days
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social's as karasu's girlfriend
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yourusername: sorry the last image was necessary
tagged: karasu_tabito
chigi.who: i love how the pictures slowly became weirder ↳yourusername: he's a silly lil fella ↳karasu_tabito: i hate you 😊 ↳yourusername: wow ok guess i'll go hit up my side chicks ↳karasu_tabito: you have 4 contacts on your phone and two of them are your parents and one is me ↳yourusername: what if i have a secret phone ↳karasu_tabito: you can hide your secrets as well as reo and nagi can hide their relationship ↳reo.miikage: WHY BRING US INTO THIS ↳kuniisuke: you didn't even try to deny?? ↳nagi.seishiro: i told him hiding a relationship is a hassle
user1: karasu looks so punchable like bitch wipe that stupid smirk of you before i slap you ↳karasu_tabito: you just called me punchable and then told me you'll slap me ↳yourusername: shut up it's the thought that counts
isaichii: the last image looks like he has 16 uno cards up his ass ↳yourusername: real it's canon i was the 7th uno card up his ass ↳karasu_tabito: what the fuck no
eita.otoya: you donr smile like that around me nor do you make a heart on your food for me ↳karasu_tabito: she doesn't ditch me for a random chick she met at a cafe ↳yourusername: i would maybe i should ↳karasu_tabito: you'll scared them off ↳yourusername: OH FUCK OFF
megubachi: last image is major shidou vibes ↳shiidoryu: i don't eat grass i ate ass ↳rin.itoshi: eat* ↳rin.itoshi: WAIT THE FUCK? I JUST RE-READ THE SENTENCE WHAT DID I JUST SEE ↳yourusername: rate sae's ass on the scale of 1-10 based on taste, texture, flavour, and bounciness ↳shiidoryu: overall it's a 9.866/10 ↳itoshi_sae: please kys ↳itoshi_sae: i hope you fucking choke ↳itoshi_sae: thank you i guess ↳shiidoryu: i am a proud masochist btw
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yourusername: turns out kids hate him
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user2: first picture looks like you're talking him on a walk ↳yourusername: that's bc i am he's a lil furry fella ↳karasu_tabito: do you not have anything else to do other than insult me ↳eita.otoya: FREEDOM OF SPEECH ↳megubachi: RAHHH WE'RE IN A FREE COUNTRY💯💯🗣🗣‼‼🔥🔥💣💣🔫🔫😎😎🔛🔝 ↳shiidoryu: WHAT'S A KILOMETER 💯💯🗣🗣‼‼🔥🔥💣💣🔫🔫😎😎🔛🔝 ↳isaichii: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯🔛🔝 ↳karasu_tabito: sigh
julian.loki: WHO SAID I CAN'T WEAR MY CONVERSE WITH MY DRESS? OH BABY THAT'S JUST ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯 ↳user3: never in a million year would i have thought i'd see THE julian loki say that ↳julian.loki: why? can a man not wear converse with his dress ↳yourusername: you'd look bad in it ↳yourusername: you look bad in everything ↳julian.loki: BIRCH FYCKING WAYCH OUT I'LL STEAL YOUR ADOPT ME OETS ↳yourusername: FUCKIGN TRY ME HOE POW POW BOTHC ↳julian.loki: *pulls on your hair* ↳yourusername: *kicks your nuts* ↳julian.loki: YOU CNAR BEAT ME I'M BATMAN ↳yourusername: YOU CANT EVEN BE ROBIN
reo.miikage: to be fair if someone with 15 pounds of hairgel, a creepy smile held me i'd hate them too and be terrified and probably piss myself ↳karasu_tabito: I DO NOT PUT 15 POUNDS OF HAIRGEL AND I DO NOT HAVE A CREEPY SMILE ↳yourusername: both are up for deabte ↳karasu_tabito: kys
karasu_tabito: we look cute together ↳yourusername: i know right like i feel bad for other couples bc we're js the best ↳reo.miikage: cough ↳nagi.seishiro: choki doesn't agree ↳yourusername: choki is also a fucking cactus so stfu ↳nagi.seishiro: not cool dude :x ↳kuniisuke: "the best" are you sure? ↳chigi.who: i will eat your liver ↳yourusername: BEO WHAT 😦😦
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karasu_tabito: we do act like normal couples (sometimes)
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nikkoki: the lego man should have been a soccer play, karasu can barely get a glass of water without spilling it ↳mikka.kaiser: MOTHERFUCKER ↳mikka.kaiser: bITCH ITS FOOT FUCKING BALL YOU DUMWITS ↳hiyori: CAN YOU NOT GO ONE POST WITHOUT POINTING THAY OUT YOU CHICKEN ↳shiidoryu: who's foot is fucking whose balls? ↳rin.itoshi: dimwits* that* whose* ↳alexis.ness: THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF KAISER COMMENT ARE YOU GUYS TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND OR WHAT ↳yourusername: BOY STFU GO FUCK HIS BALLS WITH YOUR FOOT ↳shiidoryu: ohhh so ness's feet are fucking kaiser's balls got it ↳alexis.ness: apparently we aren't gay ↳yourusername: oh you aren't? ↳eita.otoya: WHY A CHICKEN? KAISER SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD TASTE LIKE BLUEBERRIES NOT CHICKEN ↳kenyu.yukimiya: THAT'S NOT THE FUCK POINT ↳karasu_tabito: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GF APPRICIATION POST NOT FUCKING EACHOTHER BALLS WITH YOUR FEET OR GUESSING HOW WE TASTE
isaichii: "girlfriend appreciation post" puts a picture of him and his bestfriend scared shitless of someone in a pink dress ↳yourusername: count your days ↳isaichii: I'M TOO GOOD AT FOOTBALL TO DIE KILL KAISER ↳mikka.kaiser: WHY ME KILL NESS ↳alexis.ness: who's killing who ↳eita.otoya: i thought she couldn't do shit so i insulted her dress needless to say never again ↳yourusername: i don't bite ↳eita.otoya: YES YOU DO
user3: you look so pretty in the first picture, date me and leave this wannabe assassin ↳yourusernme: you're right take me to mcdonalds and we'll plan the wedding ↳karasu_tabito: not on my watch you wont ↳yourusername: WELL SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE ME MCDONALDS TO PLAN MY WEDDING AND YOU WON'T DO IT ↳karasu_tabito: fine be ready in 15 if you take a second more than that i'm dropping you off at pet shelter ↳yourusername: RUDE??? ↳yourusername: i like the pet shelter anyway so win win for me
yourusername: OMGOMGOMGOMG YOU LOVE ME !!! ↳karasu_tabito: if i didn't i wouldn't put myself through the torture of dating you ↳yourusername: 🙁🙁 ↳megubachi: YOU MAFE HER SAD WOW ↳isaichii: it's alright y/n we're gonna get help for you as soon as we can ↳yourusername: i'm not dying ↳chigi.who: (wE'RE TRYNA MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY??) ↳yourusername: (OHHHH GOT IT) ↳yourusername: HOW COULD YOU TABITO?!?! THERE'S NOTHING WORTH LIVING FOR ↳karasu_tabito: i'll let you terrorize otoya please just shut up ↳eita.otoya: WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BFR HOES? ↳karasu_tabito: you are the hoe
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WOOO WE'RE FINALLY DONEEEE WITH THIS ONEE feels good to finish this anw i dont like it bye guys
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strawberrysturniolo · 4 months
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What the fuck does it mean when your ballsack EXPLODES
I really wish I knew what it was like to have a dick sometimes. I would be bricked up all damn day tryna hide my horse meat bc I know I would be packing
Dude the first time I felt a dick I compared it to a water hose. Don’t get me started on balls. I wanna play with them all day. What do you mean men have two squishy nut sacks hanging from their dick??? That’s hilarious
HORSE MEAT IM FYCKING CRYUNG
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I'm hating on Chamelo today (Talking a lot)
He has so many stupid pointless quirks to his character except theyre not pointless because he wouldn't be the same without them😭 Everything about him is stupid the way he talks the way his face looks the way he smiles the way he dresses the way he interacts with anyone else.
He thinks he's tough but also he cries and panics so easily and he looks weird when crying (sometimes) because his pupils will dilate so much but there's still the pinhole glint in his eyes that make him look like fnaf. And that's combined with the ever-present dark circles underneath his constantly crazed wide open eyes. and his eyes are so bloodshot some of the time you might think hed pop a blood vessel just from being a little scared oh my GOD. THIS GUY😭😭😭👎👎👎👎👎👎 He's so fucking stressed out all the time he will probably never experience genuine happiness without any anxiety. His smile is so bad he almost always looks either like he's joker insane or super uncomfortable. Sure. He can look cute sometimes. But not all the way. He will NEVER be all the way cute. His eyes are too scary if I saw him in real life I would run away
The only time his eyes look a little more "normal" is when he's depressed which is so. Ohhh my god. The only time he looks "normal" is when he's Clearly not himself. Fuuuckk
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the fycking biting his lip so hard it starts bleeding CALM DOWWWNNNNN
And his colors changing he can't ever hide his emotions despite trying so hard to do that. Sometimes he doesn't even notice when he changes colors. And he looks like an IDIOT. Imagine you're trying to act all cool in front of someone but your entire body suddenly turns bright pink because on the inside you start to get embarrassed and scared what if you mess up. Dude. And then that would make him even MORE embarrassed after noticing and he'll want to die forever and never show his face anywhere ever again cause then he worries about being known as the "pink freak" (which is what he actually has been called in some notes of my drawings of him because i guess he's pink often enough"!,!?!)
He's got a stupid new york accent (Think of Spitz warioware) and he's a grown adult whoEWWWWWWWWW 🤢🤢🤢 He's a grown adult who unintentionally makes noises like an anime girl sometimes and randomly throws in an "Eh" into sentences or just says it as a reaction and it sounds like how Yakko says "Uhhhhh" but shorter and he sounds so stupid when he does it but he doesn't mean to
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It looks like he says it too much cause i just have the words where he does but i promise it doesnt happen That often. But he should shut up
His laugh is also so bad. It's either a giggle or he laughs really hard. And when he laughs hard its like. Cartoonishly maniacal. He sounds Evil. And guess what . hes scary when he does it . wow. because he's smiling super wide so his stupid teeth show he just also looks so weird when he laughs. I genuinely keep thinking I've never drawn him laughing when i HAVE. he just looks so. Ew
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who the fuck laughs like that
He's agender (important to me) andd i feel like a lot of people see him as more boy than girl which idk how to explain whats going on with him but i will say he does often wish he was like a cute girl. he likes to think he's cute. He actively tries to be cute & sometimes tries to use it to his advantage but his stupid eyes scare people ITS ALWAYS HIS EYES😭😭
He has rhe mannerisms of a cat and also anime girl Sorry that keeps popping up he just. I keep thinking of the sentence "Chamelo gets himself into situations only anime girls can get themselves into" and i dont know what the fuck that means?? because what. I dont know
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funny cat-like actions vs worlds worst image collection sorry
He also hits his head a lot or grips his face/head especially when hes really going through it
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This parts not silly sorry hating over rn i feel really bad for him ☹️🙁🙁🙁🙁😕☹️☹️Augh
I think he also has a surprisingly strong grip in general when he wants to, looking back at some other drawings where hes mad at asker or diesel lol
Back to hating. I GUESS he has fashion sense but he's like. Idk. Some shit he wears makes me want to kill him because he's weird. But he does mainly like formal clothing that's why his default outfit is a boring button-up and slacks and dress shoes or he's in like a classic red dress sometimes. I hate his grey suit. It was supposed to be a "date" outfit. Its why he only ever wears it in certain drawings wirh dieselEEAAAAAHAHHGGHH
some stuff he wears can be sooo cute but sometimes he gets really nervous about wearing certain clothes cause hes not always confident in what he wears despite him thinking it looks good on him and loving to dress up in general. He's shy but also likes attention pick a sideeee😭😭😭😭
UGHHHHHHH AND WHEN HE TALKS TO PEOPLE Chamelo tends to be passive-aggressive but he's still such a jerk. He's hostile and quick to snap if someone bothers him, BUT he does also hold back a lot and just gets really mad at him in his mind (and he turns bright yellow on the outside which probably confuses whoever hes talking to if they don't know him well enough). Around Asker and Valerie though, it's not so bad because he warms up to them without realizing it ....
He's even worse around Diesel because he enables his crazy rude behavior. Like when they're together of course they're going to fight each other more but they also are just huge bullies to other people ITS SO BAAAAAADDDDDD😐😐😐. When they go out together (EW) they tend to make fun of people or start fightssssuhghhghghghghghh they have to stop. They have to stop. Its going to get worse but they just CANT STAY AWAYYHHHHGHGHGHHG
Asker & Valerie are trying to help Chamelo improve who he is but Diesel is the one holding him back (kind of unintentionally). And guess what. He chooses Diesel over his actually helpful friends. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It does get better don't worry its ok. I don't like talking about stuff so far in his life but it gets better.....
Sigh. I want to talk about him and Diesel more. Ok. I cant bring myself to say they become friends because that's technically not true and I'd call them partners instead but that sounds gay and I don't like it but i dont know what else to say. They're just partners, I guess. Buddies. Who fight a lot and are gay about it and its really weirdddd THEYRE SO WEIIIIRRRRD i cant stand them. When Chamelo was new, Diesel knew he was way different than Asker & Valerie so he thought it would be funny to be mean to him & stole his delivery scooter, Thunder, and made sure he Saw It and that made Chamelo furious and a little flusteredbecause of somethng else diesel did but dont worryHe chased Diesel running as fast as he could on his stupid short little legs and tackled him off and they fought and Chamelo tired him out and took back Thunder and thats like the only time hes won a fight through sheer rage(He loves Thunder Aww Awww AwwAw\ UUUUUUGGHHGJHJHGBBHBHBHBHBBH .😑.THEY GOTTA DIE theres no choice. The first few weeks it was Diesel bullying Chamelo and melo Encouraged it because he started arguing with Diesel as a response. then a little bit later Chamelo began provoking Diesel first JUST SO THEYD FIGHT. DUDE. THATS SO ewww eww EWWWWWWW 😭😭😭its so bad its so bad its so bad. They like fighting each otheEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I FEEL SICK THEYRE SO GROSS ok sorry. How the fuck do I make normal ocs like a normal person I have to make them normal. & BTW Theyre yuri to me. Not yaoi. Thats important
It actually Astonishes me. I am Baffled. Utterly Shocked that people Like Chamelo even though hes all. Like That. What is there to like about him . seriously. he's a weirdo freak of a fish who has a million issues and a major anxiety disorder and dresses up in his stupid gay outfits Sigh Sigh Sigh Sigh its ok
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dittolicous · 30 days
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customers are really fuckin wild
i had a couple come find me while i was pulling old ad tags - a job that the morning crew was supposed to do and i usually put them up, but because of memorial day weekend they were too busy, meaning i now do both - because they wanted cash back. i told them that the first self checkout does cash back. and they dead ass go (in a sarcastic tone) 'oh you mean the no cash one?' (it has a sign that says 'credit or debit, no cash')
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i told them no, i mean the first one, the one that says 'cash or card' and the guy goes 'but that doesnt mean debit, i want cash back.'
like. DUDE. cash or CARD. card is both debit or credit. finally he huffs and slams his three items down while going 'fine ill check myself out so you can go back to not working' while im dead ass dragging my cart with a bag full of the tags ive already pulled.
like bro, shut the fyck up. ur boomer ass is probably here for the memorial day weekend, you can fucking handle reading and following instructions while i do my job AND the morning crews. jackass.
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his-tamine · 3 months
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Hey we don't interact much but I saw your anon hate and I just needed to say FYCK that anon and really, all the other rude anons.
Just casually scrolling my feed, your posts make me cackle and if I didn't get to see your funny random thoughts every now and then, I really would be sad.
Keep being an awesome dude. 👌 Thanks for the lols
Aww thanks ,, that means a lot :3
I’m glad I make u cackle lmao ,, I try 🙏🏽 dw,, I’m not goin anywhere,, anon will have to try harder than that
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lunaflvms · 11 months
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omg guys idek if anyone cares but life update since i stopped writing 🤞 ok so the start of this year i came back from malaysia and then i went iceskating and posted about it and had this really weird talking stage with the guy he was kinda super ugly but he was like super nice to me until he wasnt and like he kept thinking he was in some mafia wattpad smut shit cuz like he kept asking me for fucking nudes and ofc i said no but dawg I TOLD HIM NO SO MANY TIMES and then he asked me out on valentine (he asked me out 6 times before) i was late to meeting him I CANT BELIEVE I WAS SO GULLIBLE CUZ HE SAID VALENTINES JUST AS FRIENDS but he got me like shit for vals and i felt bad cuz i was extremely late and i didnt get him a gift and said yes THAT LASTED 4 DAYS CUZ HE TREATED ME LIKE SHIT i ended it anyways i dropped him cuz he was so ass and he kept asking for nudes and MADE JOKES HE WOUKD SA ME IF I LEFT???????? anyways hes fycked up next i was kinda like in my hoe era like i was pulling bitches which was funny cuz i never did and then i started talking to this dude that was from a diff state big regret cuz u never know if theyre honest or not anyways i didnt really like him but then i woke up as his gf BRO DIDNT EVEN ASK and i felt bad if i said hey were not together but i shouldve said it and i dragged it out for two weeks and ended it with him anyways i decided to like stay away from the male specimen and like focus on my studies and go out with friends AND THEN this really cute guy came along who is now my bf 😇😇🤞🤞 and hes super sweet and cute and literally the best like weve been together for 3 months and he got me roses for that 😞😞 HES THE BEST anyways OMG I FORGOT TO SAY BUT AFTER I BROKE UP WITH bf that didnt ask to be my bf i went to the hospital cuz i was ill 💀 and then it was my birthday two days later and then a week or two weeks after my bday my grandpa sadly passed ☹️☹️ so like i had an 8 hour notice and then was rushed to malaysia for his funeral 💔💔 i miss him ANYWAYS thats all i think 👍
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mikey-stardust-way · 17 days
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Hey dude!! I’m sorry for what happened :(
Soooo~ funny story~ ahaha..(trying not to die rn-)
I had, 6 blogs, then made a 7th one, for my art and edits.
Well, like I had three RP blogs and didn't want two of them anymore...so I go to delate one- MIND YOU! I am on mobile.
So...it shows me all kf my blogs and I asume it's just like "Hey if you delate one there's gonna be less-" and I'm on the blig I want to delate since that's what you did..you'd get on THAT one to DELEATE THAT ONE!
......TUMBLR NUKED ALL MY GOD DAMN FUCKING BLOGS!!!! AND IM SO MAD ABOUT IT!!
5 years worth of tumbkr- GONE! Not that I needed it- BUT STILL! MY FRIENDS! I DONT FYCKING REMEBER BLOG NAMES I GOTTA SERCH TAAAAAGS!!!!
.....so basically DO NOT!!! Mess with deating blogs via the phone- tumbkr will be a little bitch and NUKE EVERYTHING!!!
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blorbopostingtime · 6 months
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WAIT DONI BOBES???? I KNOW THAT DUDE WHAUHHHA!????? like not personally but I used to watch his content??? Holy shit I didn't know anyone else watched him?????????? Small world
Yk I should check up on his content- :3
SCEAM8NG FERALLY U ONOW HIM TOO?!?!?!? THERES SO LITTLE FANDOM STIFF BUT H8S CONTENT IS SO FYCKING GOOD OMFG YOU K OW HIM TOO?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!? U ARE LEGIT THE FIRST PERSON ELSE WHO KNOWS HIM OMG OMG I CANT !!!?!?!
Ahem. Anyways yeah i am currently watching him rn lololol and he's legit one of like top 5 fav youtubers who I watch the most and also the brainrot he and lynix give me is very prominent rn ;DD
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spicyrottingbrains · 1 month
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Athena just wnats to help her husband. Awww. This is making me wanna cry. Wtf. Bobby sweetheart. Oh the cooking still is gonna tear me apart from Bobby's view isn't it. Bobbbbyyy awww. He's going through every one of them. This is breaking me so badly. He's saying his goodbyes in his way and it's killing me. I knew this hurt was coming but it still breaking me. I can't handle this.
No bobby your work here is not done. It is not done. Don't say that. I can't handle that.
FUCKKKK. THE BUCK STiLL IS BETWENE BUCK AND BOBBY. SHITTT. NOOOO.
GUYS I CANT DO THISSS. THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH.
Ohhhhhhhh Kim meets buck. And whoever said they meet at the station like with shannon. kudos for the spec. FUCKK FYCK FUCK. oh this is gonna be soooo fucking bad.
DUDES WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEN3D. OH THIS EP IS GONNA BE THE END OF ME.
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sostrangerous · 1 year
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pray for me yall im writing what i can definitively call the most stressful chapter of fyck rn. im fucking sweating dude
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applejee · 2 years
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I posted 17,813 times in 2022
That's 80 more posts than 2021!
151 posts created (1%)
17,662 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@celeryw
@pishposhbagosh
@blas-ph-emy
@lemontongues
@ officialspec
I tagged 3,777 of my posts in 2022
#dc - 1,160 posts
#batfam - 683 posts
#just us - 204 posts
#csm - 180 posts
#sandman - 178 posts
#q - 143 posts
#batman - 132 posts
#timkon - 104 posts
#cute - 103 posts
#goncharov - 94 posts
Longest Tag: 118 characters
#burning the receipt so you can keep the kid you were handed for a weekend who is painfully cute and a cool little dude
My Top Posts in 2022:
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68 notes - Posted December 6, 2022
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Hi! Any recs for timkon, or kon centric fics? It only tends to be in the background/implied in batfam centric fics that i read, but i keep seeing you post about timkon and 🥺🥰 I’m catching feelings about it
i’ll be real... im glad u asked bc i read So much timkon ♥ sorting by kudos for timkon is hard bc yeah... its so often background..... kon deserves better!!!!!! so here are some stories u should definitely read, by some lovely authors whose works i am absolutely normal about:
- everything by @batfam-chaos​ especially this one. kon is injured and tim panics my beloved... their stuff is *chefs kiss*
- everything by @lemontongues​ especially this one! slowburn in kansas.... their 2021 whumptober is very kon-centric as well!
- everything by @mindshelter​, this one in particular makes me CRAAAZY
- composed of us by @starlikeknight​ which so far is tim centric BUT itll be eventual timkon and its already amazing so you know the timkon will be too
here are some others i like, found in my bookmarks:
- Gonna Be A Better One (A Thousand Miles To Your Door) by Traincat
- Leap, Fall, Fly by malcyon
- A Night In by Musafir
- Three Little Words by timkons
- please don't live in fear by murmurare
- time flies by by Laroyena
- shenanigans’ timkon my beloved
sadly, i read less kon-centric fic simply cause i am so obsessed with tim my little guy, my poor little meow meow, but again there is good stuff out there. u may have to search excluding timkon on ao3. REGARDLESS,
this is everything i can find off the top of my head, really. trust me theres so much more out there i adore (like the pretending to be a gold digger wip, or the catfishing fic, or the hannah montana-style identity shenanigans fic, or this one astolat fic, or the one where dick picks up kon as a cop and tim on the phone asks if he’s cute, or any of the countless other stories out there) so definitely go and have a search!! yeehaw!!!!! hope that helps!
96 notes - Posted January 22, 2022
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omg omg i just BLEW through your dc fics (showstopping. incredible. magnificent) and AH TIM and was wondering do you have any Tim-centric fic recs? with that GOOD angst? no pressure or anything, thanks for all your hard work 💕💕💕💕💕
omg anon 😳😳😳😳 thank you im so glad to hear it <3
also FYCK YES IM HERE TO GIVE OUT ANGSTY TIM FICS. first and foremost u should probably jsut go thru my entire bookmark tag with tim drake but i will pick and choose the best for u here, i hopeu enjoy.
also fair warning all these may include, to some degree, violence, torture, child abuse, implied or referenced non con, etc, due to the fact these are very angsty and filled with hurt and comfort and lots of whump, so pls read the tags!
A Meditation on Railroading by eggmacguffin
this one is the best. i love it. @eggmacguffin blew it out of the PARK with this once ive reread it an absurd amount of times. tim's dad leaves him in atlanta so he makes his own way home, runs into jason, and shit happens. also, read ALL their other tim fic ok. u wont regret.
buried birds by envysparkler
have i told you to read everything by envysparkler? read everything by envysparkler. her shit is the BEST. buried birds is one of my faves, as tim is buried alive in a coffin and jason rescues him. luv it
Grilled Cheese by crumpetz
hooooooo 8k of pure tear inducing deliciousness. i reread this constantly for the catharsis. makes me cry everytime. cw for graphic injury
Echoes of You by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
wherein tim dies, is resurrected, and jason is the one to find him fresh out the grave. trauma times two electric boogaloo! check out their current wip and recent works as well!
best laid plans by Valkirin
ra's steals tim away at the same time as jason, freshly unearthed from his grave. Shit Happens. LOVE valkirin’s stuff
The Return by lurkinglurkerwholurks
essential reading. what happens after batman's brought back out of time. read all their other tim fic if u havent yet
It's Not That Funny by Ionaperidot
tim becomes joker junior! uh oh! tim's brain is scrambled by the joker and ra's and he and jason maybe become serial killers and highly codependant but they slowly heal and rejoin the family. so good. cw for graphc violence and so much more, check the tags
On the Way Home by ignesfatuis
little wolf shifter tim is kidnapped, then rescued, and stays with the waynes to heal while he cant shift back. chicken soup for the soul
Fussing Over Scars by maychorian
platonic soulmate au! i cried. check out all of maychorians stuff for more tim angst!!
Dangerous and Noble Things by destiny919    
tim is kidnapped by ra’s, and four years later the bats rescue him, and whaddaya know! he comes with a sister <3 love it. they have a bunch of other tim fic too!
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now theres a ghost in the back of this room by CosmoKid
tim helps an abused kid and comes to some Revelations of his own
whumptober 2021 by CosmoKid
just read all of it. chefs kiss. cosmokid has a lot of angsty tim fics and u should read them all
Bristol Kids by Anonymous
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109 notes - Posted January 30, 2022
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reminded seeing the collection of the batfam fic survey i voted in (which is fun and exciting, ill be checking some of those out later!!!!!) of some of the batshit collections people have requested my works be added to.
straight up some of you need to just use the bookmark function because it is beyond offensive to have your fic added to a collection titled “dumb bullshit to satiate my escapism”. like, really? obviously i rejected that one, and ive rejected a few others just because. that’s not what collections are for.
do people forget collections are public? do people forget that you see a list of collections a work is in directly under the tags? i’m honoured to accept my works into collections titled “fics i love”; “fics i’ll reread until the end of time”; “fics with good stephanie characterisation”—these are compliments, and things like “robin vs red hood” collect specific tropes and AUs together that ao3 may not have the tags for yet. they serve a function
i dunno, i think collection use has got a bit out of hand. im complaining on main because this keeps happening and at one extreme it’s offensive (dumb bullshit??) and at the other extreme there already exists a function for tracking it (“fics i have read”?)
respectfully, i think some people may benefit from bookmarks and bookmark tags. for one, you can tag nigh limitlessly, and search them on your bookmarks page using both the tags and the notes. also, most importantly, you can make them private. want to leave a note for yourself as to why you didn’t fully enjoy a fic? remind yourself of something that triggered you? want to simply keep track of a fic you didn’t enjoy as much as others? private bookmark, and the author never has to know.
this is a little bit of a rant but when i have rejected my works being added to collections multiple times it adds up, lol.
202 notes - Posted September 4, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
since i cannot find the masterpost i initially used to obtain all these extensions initially, here’s a list of privacy extensions i use in conjunction with firefox! i’ve included a link to each of them which is very easy if you use firefox. pls use firefox. brave is also good for privacy. there are others out there so do your research, and again, please for the love of god, switch from chrome if you can xx
Bypass Paywalls Clean - bypasses paywalls. v helpful. this one isn’t verified by firefox however
Decentraleyes - this helps to prevent websites from tracking you and blocks requests
Don’t track me google - stops google from lengthening urls theycan track you with. godsend
DuckDuckGo Privacy Essentials - blocks tracking, enables https where possible, overall a good and helpful extension
Facebook Container - isolates facebook in its own container so its much harder for them to track you. always a bonus
HTTPS Everywhere - does what it says!
Privacy Badger - blocks trackers, similar to some of the others listed. can never have too many
Shinigami eyes - if you dont have this enabled wyd? marks trans friendly accounts as green and transphobic ones as red, or other colours based on your preference. makes blocking very quick and easy! not verified by firefox, but just as essential as the rest
uBlock Origin - basically an ad blocker, the best of the bunch; also prevents a lot of tracking and coin miners too
if you have any privacy extensions you use or find useful, feel free to reblog with your own suggestions!
248 notes - Posted January 18, 2022
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