#garbage talk

[officialdragonslayr]

please help

[iteratorsex]

the ancients were quite silly indeed

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* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

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[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[sparrowlucero]

i can't get along with pokemon fans they're always hating on all the good creature designs and clever zoological in jokes in favor of the dog with jorts

[unhingedpirates]

Aziraphale with other people:

Aziraphale with his husband, ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY:

[mrs-kozu]

what I want to be under vs what I am under.

[officialdragonslayr]

risk of rain coded

the weather is very boring and i'm too eepy to go outside today, so I have this for the music enjoyers instead :3

@ofravensflight @catboybiologist @violet-snail-girl @crowmance @crystalline-fox-girl @girlthingnova @sagasolejma @lilithtransrights @shakukon-to @miss-peanut-butter-cups @eruditegeek @tha--dude @building-made-of-paper @calypsos-fate @sovereign-skyy

[grandfangarbagechan]

Pompouspep where Danny is so worried about his parents finding out that he rails Vlad on the regular that he forgets to also hide that he's a ghost.

Like, he hides his texts by phasing his phone into the couch, he turns invisible to hide marks, he gets so embarrassed he glows a little.

Jack and Maddie are convinced that he died very recently and is trying to hide it (even though he died like 10 years ago at this point). So they tell him they'll love him no matter what and there's nothing he could do to make them hate him. And he's like holy shit they definitely know about Vlad and that's why they're telling me to come out to them.

And Vlad is like "of course your parents don't know, Daniel. They don't pay attention and we're very sneaky."

But then Jack and Maddie put 2+2 together and realize all the ghost stuff they're seeing around Danny also applies to Vlad, so they start trying to talk to Vlad to see if he has any insight or maybe accidentally drops hints about Danny/being a ghost or something. But all they really get across is "Dannyhas a secret and we think you know what it is". And Vlad is like "Daniel we have to leave the country right now immediately"

(I imagine it ending with the Fentons sincerely telling both Danny and Vlad that they are loved and will be loved no matter what, and then Danny asks if they're really okay with Vlad being their son-in-law, and then all hell breaks loose because "we thought you were just dead! What do you mean you're going to marry your godfather?")

[a-glow-in-the-snow]

[Something something Soul and time loops.]

[Song is "Half The Glass" by Allenimations]

[officialdragonslayr]

wooudln't midn havign soemthign to eat todya

please

[currentlylurking]

every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.

Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.

So he'd invited Clockwork.

And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???

[lillotte17]

I think it is important to remember, when sifting through lore for facts and fic reasons, that the memories of Solas' regrets we see in the Lighthouse are not going to be the Exact Truth about what happened during these events.

This is how HE remembers those things happening. And memories are not always reliable narrators. In DAI, Solas gives us the example of the memories he witnessed at Ostagar, about Loghain as both the power-mad villain, and the veteran commander trying to save his troops from needless death. And they are both true for the people who lived those experiences. But they don't tell you what ACTUALLY happened.

Solas is dragging around thousands of years worth of regrets and mistakes. He focuses a lot of blame on himself, even beyond what was actually his fault. And he is reluctant to admit that Mythal was anything other than 'The Good Evanuris.'

The most obvious example is the last panel, where he kills Flemeth. The conversation that Rook and Co. hear is NOT the one that happened. Mythal did not argue for the fate of the world. She didn't ask him not to bring down the Veil. She made no protest beyond saying that he shouldn't have let Corypheus find his orb. She did not sound indignant or angry with him at all. She LET him take her power, even knowing it would kill her. (which was why I was honestly expecting her to have some Big Plan where like...her power let her take control of him and even if you talked him down, she would force him to tear open the Veil herself, but...whomp whomp)

Flemythal had the same amount of power that Solas had in Trespasser, and Solas' magic at the time was about the same as any talented mage of the modern age. She could have wiped the floor with him. She could have called a dragon or turned him into stone.

He didn't take her life, she gave it to him. She forgave him, and then she died to give him what he wanted.

And oh boy, that is so so SO much worse than her still being angry and arguing with him and telling him he was wrong. He does not know how to handle that At All.

It's also interesting because that is the only memory where Mythal DOES sound sharp with him. Every other time she is trying to talk him into something and he is the one arguing against it, she is remembered as being calm and rational and patient. Soft-spoken and almost motherly. Which...after meeting the fragment in the Crossroads, I kind of doubt was her typical MO. Even Morrigan says that she is 'prickly.'

Solas remembers her as kinder than she was before her death, because grief softens a lot of rough edges when we love someone. And afterwards, he thinks of her as someone who is still angry with him. Who will never forgive him. Because he is still angry at himself for 'getting her killed' the first time.

Mythal herself says that these memories are things he has 'cultivated like a tree reaching for the sun.' He has twisted these memories within himself into the shapes that they are, regardless of 'truth.'

That is NOT to say that he is absolved of guilt for the things we saw in those regrets! Or even that he's less guilty! But perhaps more along the lines of... 'It's important to remember that Solas was not the only person involved in a lot of these events, and therefore is likely not the only person blame should fall on.' However, Pride that he is, Solas is the one who remembers all of these things as being entirely his fault.

[thisdorkyblogthing]

Loki, who almost exclusively dates/fucks guy who sorta look like Thor, and the ones who don't look like him have some vaguely Thor-flavored essence to them. Like, a Dollar Store Brand Thor.

Thor, who hasn't been in a relationship that lasted longer than 3 months because if Loki were to call him at 3am crying about stubbing his toe "really bad this time, I think it might be broken 🥺" he will be out the door before he hangs up the phone.

And if anyone were to point these things out to either of them you'll be met with the loudest, most steadfast denials you can ever imagine. And Loki will call you names, probably.

[damntheyare]

Oough i just found your blog and,,,, thank you,,,, you fullfill my need for soft charlastor,,,,

If you still take requests consider: Alastor covered in lipstick marks and looking slightly ruffled, Charlie standing smugly by his side because she knows what she did akdkkaks

breaking news from hell: a sheep attacked a deer. no harm done

[one-of-the-shrimp]

but can the spectre play bad apple (based on soul confirming what the spectre kind of looks like)