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AO3 IS DOWN!!!

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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Mirror mirror on the wall (bear with me here), who is the dorkiest of them all?

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“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

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Excited to share my first linocut, based on the three meme kittens that I love.

Update: T-shirt requests.

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

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the cardinals really looked at the state of the world and thought ‘you know what we need? an american pope’

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imagine the crowd boos the new pope ​if its not their blorbo

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I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay