#gashloog

[izpride]

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[random-iz-stuff]

Invader Zim Deathmatch:

[Round 1, Fight 4]

Gashloog vs Lard Nar!

The rule for prep time is that if one contestant gets prep time, the other contestant gets an equal amount of prep time as well.

[Masterpost]

Information about both contestants (who they are, powers and abilities, etc) can be found under the cut.

Contestant Stats:

Gashloog:

“Average Irken Fast Food Worker”

Appearances:

Gashloog only appears in the episode “The Frycook That Came From All That Space”

Powers and abilities:

Irken physiology (can lift over 3 times their body weight and is extremely durable)

PAK (PAK legs, PAK lasers, shield generator, all the things an Irken PAK can do)

Food Service experience (Gashloog is a food service drone. This doesn’t really add or remove anything in combat but he doesn’t have much else going for him)

Fun Fact:

Gashloog is tied with Bob as the canonically weakest Irken in this competition, as he and Bob are the only irkens in the competition with no military experience.

Lard Nar:

“Not to be confused with Invader Lardnar”

Appearances:

Lard Nar officially appears in the episode “Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars” and appears in the Dookie Loop Horror comic. If the show hadn’t been cancelled, we would have seen him in “The Trial” as well

Powers and abilities:

Leadership skills (Lard Nar currently leads the Resisty and used to be in charge of the Vortian Scientific Station that Zim was placed in)

Intelligence (Lard Nar is a former scientist and engineer, even being a part of the team that built the Massive)

Fun Fact:

Lard Nar shares his name with a real life Thai dish. Also I wasn’t joking when I mentioned “Invader Lardnar”. They’re a real character.

Additional thoughts:

Overall, both of these contestants are pretty weak, with neither of them having any actual hand to hand or military combat experience. Lard Nar has experience commanding a ship, but that’s not relevant here. Prep time is a factor here as well since Lard Nar would benefit greatly from it, but Gashloog would get the same amount of prep time.

[some-navigator]

hiiii gashloog fans!!!!

[messinwitheddie]

Messy breakroom sketches of crack ships or oc ships in spirit of Valentines Day nonsense ^^

Happy Valentines day everyone!

Zim/Skoodge

Skoodge/Skathe(oc)

Zee/Tak/Tenn

Gashloog/Sprinkle(oc)

Miyuki/Poki (Their elite days)

I never realized how many silly IZ universe ships I have until I sat and listed them...

[stinkykittypet]

What is with the Invader Zim fandom and obscure one-off characters

[minorcharactertournament]

Who should be considered a candidate for Best Minor Character?

[hydragenuine]

overdue gashloog content

[mrehkka]

Do you think Zim ever bolts up from sleep (or rest equivalent) like "OH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE DEEP FRYERS" before remembering he doesn't work at Shloogorgh's anymore and sinks back down not quite relieved because the adrenaline is still coursing through his veins but relieved enough that at least he doesn't work there anymore

[ms-scarletwings]

[spaceboibrainrot]

Can you draw Gashloog, please?

One of the only non-military Irkens we know of

[hermajestytak]

Fun fact: Sizz-Lorr has two unnamed employees at Shloogorgh's alongside Gashloog

Since I write stuff involving Schloogorgh's a lot I have my own hc names for them; I call the big guy "Ogorki" and the short guy "Doro"

Named after these food memes

[random-iz-stuff]

Anyone wanna take bets on the upcoming Deathmatches?

Like one of the next Deathmatches tomorrow is Gashloog Vs Lard Nar

Anyone wanna bet on who wins before the poll goes up?

I say 100 monies on Gashloog

[gashloogy]

Gashloog I am 3'0" tall please date me

??? Date you?

My schedule's a bit full and I just met you, so I'm sorry but I can't. You're free to come by the restaurant and order something though ^_^

Maybe i can ask sizz-lorr if you can have a discount since you're so nice

[messinwitheddie]

How long did Dib get to live? How did he die? What did Zim do with the rest of his life besides watching Dib’s children grow? What odd jobs did he take to pass the time? Is he still in touch with Gir?

Whatever happened to Sizz-lor?

Dib lives an abnormally long lifetime because of the human compatible PAK he, Zim and Dipper designed. Not a long life by Irken standards, but a very long one by human standards. His death was brought on by old age, dementia and damage from many decades of smoking cigarettes (he attempted to quit several times, but it never stuck).

His career as a super scientist was successful even if it wasn't his passion. Dib continued to study the paranormal on earth as well as join Zim on several space adventures before his final hour.

Dib was never able to convince his "legitimate/ real science" colleagues that the paranormal and supernatural are legitimate fields of study, but he was respected among the younger generations of paranormal investigators/ enthusiasts.

Dib never opened an official school for paranormal studies, but with Dipper's help/ support they converted the Mystery Shack into a lecture hall on paranormal studies.

As for Zim, he also kept very busy. He never officially joined the resisty, but provided aid whenever he could. He smuggled lots of snacks, weapons/ tech and provisions for the resisty.

He spent a great deal of time and effort illegally downgrading PAKs for Irkens seeking to leave the empire as well as collecting "forbidden" data from set PAKs for future resistance efforts.

He helped construct a power grid for Mem's hive. He helped Gir open a speak easy cantina in Mem's hive as well. He upgraded Mini Moose and gave him to the resisty to build up their defenses. [Mini Moose was cool with this, as he was originally built from Vortian tech.]

Zim explored space for many years, hiding from the gaze of the control brains; stealing ships, tech and weapins. He also sold a great deal of set stolen tech.

He started a band, let the fame go to his head, got kicked out of the band. He enjoyed the company of a rotating list of lovers. He perfected his casserole recipe. Yeah. Zim lived life for sure.

Sizz-Lorr took Gir on as his apprentice and helped him become a Frylord in his own right. Sizz-Lorr has always been very vocal about service drone rights and the importance of stable snacking systems; which put him on this ice with the control brains for decades; part of the reason why Shloogor's is understaffed so often.

Tallest Purple/ the red brain does eventually agree to send Sizz-Lorr more help. When the control brains complete their big upgrade, however, many of the improvements Sizz-Lorr and the other frylords demand are denied. Investigations against him suggest Sizz-Lorr has been low key assisting the resisty and conquered labor forces for decades. Sizz-Lorr is put under strict observation and is eventually accused of conspiring against the empire and is imprisoned.

Gir is devastated by this, radicalizing him even more than he originally was...

So much I'm glossing over here. Wish I had time to go into depth, but this post could potentially be a novel long if I keep rambling.

[some-navigator]

any gashloog fans still out there plz

[minorcharactertournament]

ROUND 4, MATCH 1

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