#gay ppl 😱

[gxthiqlxlita]

is this my brand now...? i'm not complaining i love making the stupids 😭

[afton-family-askblog]

Mike, you might want to be careful about the animatronics here too. They do tend to be... a bit quirky at night. You know?

Yeah, once I saw Fredbear and SpringBonnie moving around at night, and they were calling each other babygirl... it was crazy... -Michael

[bigbobvelseb]

Bobby I need ya to do me a favor and kiss Mikey if ya want, it can be anywhere idc, btw don't ask why I'm a spirit, somd bitch ass vulture ate my corpse.- Ray

He shrunk! :D just so he could kiss im

Hehe jk.

THE ACTUAL KISS >:D

[klugenjoyer]

Concept sketches for a new sekai au I'm working on

[bpdjellydyke]

shaming this person bc they wanted to be EXTREMELY OBTUSE in what I was saying and make it so much more complex than what I actually said but yea... any other nonlesbian that approaches my page with this shit is getting immediate blocked this is the ONLY ONE I'm responding to

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

i hope i die before my father bc i want him to be pall bearer at my funeral so he can let me down one last time 😩

[kermiekermie]

just saw someone on tiktok call ranboo "disgusting dsmp shit" girl u r a whole 18 year old why r u so worked up. put on ur big girl pants and get over it

[lhemmaart]

GUYS... I THINK THEY'RE GAY 😱

[TW// GAY PPL]

GAY THOUGHTS

[h3ll0-3lli0t]

Gay ppl😱 (I still don’t have a caption)

••read bio for art requests••

[baby-xemnas]

🐯🐻❄️+❤️🔥

alive cora au where hes so 😊😊😊😊😊😊 about law having bepo its a little bit too much at first and while laws instinct is telling him to shut up and stop smiling, he is more mature than that....hes not an embarrassed teenager!

and cora is so genuine about being happy for him it makes law feel very warm. like all the "i care about you so much im glad to see youve been taken care of and loved while i wasnt around" type beat

love when ppl draw cora and bepo sometimes and they are just :D!!!! :D!!!! sunshine to sunshine communication

cora meeting bepo and law introducing him as his partner (much to bepos sweating and blushing at how direct he is)

cora: .....🤔

law internally: *oh here we go with the being surprised by the mink* 🙄

bepo: 😨😱💀😫

cora: i shouldve known you'd turn out gay the signs were there all along... 🤡

law: OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP

[hausofmamadas]

MURDER HUSBANDS | Wind them up and watch them go (love letter to NBC’s Hannibal)

♫ To the tune of Climbing Up the Walls by Radiohead (with overture by Bruno Battisti D’Amario) ♫

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Wow

So I feel like I say this every time. But Mary mother of god, this was a behemoth. By a mile the hardest vid I’ve ever made joke’s on me bc I’m the fucking crackerjack who decided to tack on an whole ass other song as an overture bc why in the name of all cocks would I decide to make anything easy like it’s funny bc I always have an impression of how easy a vid is going to come together when I get the idea, right. And this duo with this song just pbj. So ngl I thought the shit was gonna edit itself. But guess what yall? Radiohead like … makes some intricate, complex-sounding shit stunning revelation, almost as if that’s what they’re fuckinfjsbs known for

HOWMEVER, the day has come, it’s arrived and I’ve looked at this thing for so long now, I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, cannot tell if it’s good anymore. My last vid, I took a long break so by the end, I had enough time away from it to remember it was at least good. This? This could be visual gobbledygook, mush for your eyes, the equivalent of that shit brown shade you get when you mix too many water colors together.

But likehopefully it’s not and you can pls enjoy this love letter to one of the greatestqueer romances in modern media, which is a bold statement whatever fight me but I can’t think of a queer ship before this in tv/movies where the romance unfolds like any other hetero relationship and queer identity isn’t the focus, which even though I think is important, lbr there’s more to gays than being gay. Like it’s kinda visionary, despite the fact that neither character is explicitly queer, when it becomes clear that they’re in love with each other, no one, in-universe, is pearl-clutching all: EGAD! But Will’s never been with 😱a man😱 before?? How in THE DICKENS could he be in love with Hannibal when I don’t have definitive proof he’s even touched tips with another man let alone been balls deep!!!!!!!! How dare he not have this big, gay awakening for us all to gawk at applaud for!!!!” ?

No, literally every character: Jack, Alana, Bedelia, Margot, Mason, even Will’s wife god bless I cannot remember her name but she deserved better *shakes fist at Will* etc., all acknowledge the transcendent romantic bond btwn them and no one questions it. Well, no one questions it thru the lens of performed queerness. Tbf ppl had a lotta questions about the like probable impending multiple murders which validsisjwh

These are just 2 ppl who’re in love with each other to the point of being uncontrollably homicidal Which like … goals? Like I’ve really wracked my brain and can’t think of another queership that unfolds like every other hetero ass love story. That is to say, where fluidity is more the default, at least to the extent that no one talks about the orientation of either players within the show’s universe. Regardless of whether Bryan Fuller intended that from the start which tbh I don’t think he did but I also don’t think it’s fair to call it queerbaiting. I think he let the story unfold and realized kinda with the rest of us that this was a magical!realism romance and not a crime procedural and by S3 leaned tf into it doesn’t really matter bc the universe in which these two exist to truss each other up like Christmas turkeys aka foreplay symbolizes so much more to me than whatever it was initially invented to be. And if it’s not art, folks, idk what is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ofc I mean the show is art, not the vid. Vid=potential gobbledygook

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taglist: @tofuwildcard @narcolini @ashlingnarcos @drabbles-mc

[sbnkalny]

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Now, now, calm down—I swear i’m not 🚫 gay 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ I touched the alien daddies 👾👀👅👌 will drop u out The spaceship 👋🚀🕳👈😱😱😰 and you will never see the light at the end of everything my mom yelled at me for taking a bath once every decade or so, nothing continued to happen. more nothing. the return of the jedi junior novelization, authored by ryder windham and released in the 90s, so stick that bit of apparel on, as advertised in that carol song. Give someone a genital and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and nothing more.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

AOT TIKTOKERS WHEN THEY FIND OUT GAY PPL CAN FIND STRAIGHT CHARACTERS ATTRACTIVE 😱😱😱

[mybelovedstarlings]

SCTIR NOVEL SPOILERS [snippets]

'"What would you do if you could save the world by sacrificing one person?"' oh dear

Gyeol considering everyone except Sung Hyunjae as his family lmao

Oh baby... you're lying to yourself when you say you only have one dad 😂

Apparently Yoojin grew beans in elementary school

Beans as a plot point?!? I never would have thought

RIETTE IS TOUCHING YOOJIN AGAIN!?!? SOMEONE SEND THIS WOMAN TO JAIL OR JUST KILL HER FOR HEAVENS' SAKE

He even demanded that she stop, I don't know why this is still a thing!!

SHE SEXUALLY ABUSED NOAH

And of course the narrative is going to brush it off!! Just because you're related to someone does not mean you have to forgive them omg

'My ass is smooth' I DON'T CARE HYUNJAE

SOMEONE GET RIETTE OUT OF HERE

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S CHANGED, SHE'S STILL ABUSING PEOPLE!!

😂😂😂 Yoojin is using the keyword on fruit

Is it gay to bake bread together?? According to Sung Hyunjae, yes it is.

Anyways why are they making food now what happened to the plot

Uhhhh... what's happening to Final Gratitude??? Help

WHY IS RIETTE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE CARETAKER SKILL AHHHHGGG

WAIT RIETTE WAS THE 50TH PERSON

It's time

Ah fuck. If giving Yoojin a chance at revival isn't a death flag, then I'm a duckling.

Oh no. Castles and monsters. That is bad.. [I'm looking at you, Kim Dokja]

'" I won't do anything that harms Honey's people. I promise this."' WHAT ABOUT HIM

Omg it's just like Dark Castle, there's a 'king' that has to ascend to a throne after defeating monsters... we're fucked

Myungwoo is working with the system ppl.. does he know??

All 50 S-Classes are here...

Bavar is here lol!! Yoohyun could probably hunt it alone

Yoojin no

Byeol and Seol are just doing their thing lmao

Yoojin and Hyunjae are both beat up 😂

Why is everyone losing an arm today sheesh

'"Han Yoohyun is crying!"' 😢 oh lord

"Being strong doesn't always mean being strong." AMEN

FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT CHIRPIE IS 😱

Oh WHAT we're meeting Crescent Moon before she became Crescent Moon??

(Also is Yoojin the Harmless King now??? It said he was but I'm not 100% sure lmao)

[You are □□□ love□ □□□□□.] ???

(Chapter 600s)

[blorbocollection]

reading assassings cread fanfiction where ezio is like "Waow i cant believe my good friend Leonardo has taken part in -gasp- homosexual activities 😨🤯😱"

this man is from FLORENCE, aka the "Capital of Sodomy" in 15th Century Italy, when the rest of europe used "florenzer" as a term for a gay man and "the italian vice" as a term for homosexuality. Ezio wouldnt have been able to cross the street without dodging ppl partaking in sodomy. a noble, virile, handsome young man whose social circles included ppl like Leonardo, wouldve been invited to countless "private events" since he was 16 and he likely wouldve joined a few of them at least

sorry for infodumping but i have a special interest in queer history and reading this fanfic is so funny. im imagining ezio getting hit on by men relentlessly for his entire life, walking into sex parties, hearing all his friends and acquaintances joke and gossip w thinly veiled euphemisms, and being the most oblivious dumbass about it all. and when he learns of Leonardo's past accusation, hes ABSOLUTELY SCANDALIZED bc all this time he thought sodomy was some sort of exotic dessert and he didnt know two guys could do THAT. love this characterization

[transkingbee]

I’m thinking about that post that’s like “sometimes dykes and fags have sex with each other and it’s no one else’s business and doesn’t negate their identities” (I think it was spacelazarwolf?) and gay men and lesbians (largely cis) going feral about that claiming OP is forcing lesbians to date/have sex with men ??? When all the post does is point out that that happens sometimes and someone else’s identity and experiences in no way invalidate yours, and yet these ppl are claiming just that very notion homophobic, lesbophobic and misogynistic.

Like ??? The main problem with this argument is that your understanding of gender and sexuality and attraction and identity is so severely limited!

Lesbians date/love/have sex with trans men sometimes! Omg no call the identity police! 😱🙄 Gender and sexuality and all identity are JOURNEYS. And sometimes you’re 16 and you come out as a lesbian and then you U-Haul with your high school sweetheart and then you realize you’re more of a trans man than a butch woman and THATS OKAY. (And sometimes those identities exist in the same person, can y’all handle that?) Sometimes your partner just loves you and your identity doesn’t invalidate their identity and you can just love each other.

And sometimes your identity is EXTREMELY COMPLEX. Sometimes you’re a transman who is also nonbinary and you’re a girlboy in a boygirl way and a boygirl in a girlboy way. And sometimes you’re a butch dyke who’s a tranny fag. And sometimes you’re a gay man who is also sapphic in his relationships with women. And SOMETIMES lesbians have sex with you. And that doesn’t invalidate their identities as lesbians and it doesn’t invalidate YOUR identity as a gay man. Because we’re all just people and we’re all just bodies.

No one is saying you HAVE to have sex with someone you’re not attracted to. What we’re saying is YOU are not the identity police and you have no right to throw other queer people under the bus because YOU don’t understand their identities or love/sex lives.

And if you think you are? ACAB.