(Most frustrating part is that I reached my peak with this, like it’s so delicious I literally CANNOT draw them this good again it’s killing me actually)
Uzi: Do you want to know your gay name?
V: My… my gay name?
Uzi: Yeah, it's your first name-
V: Haha. Very funny Uzi-
Uzi: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
V: Oh- oh my god.
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people