#geah goat

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

WHY DOES THE GOAT FROM GREEN EGGS AND HAM NOT GET MORE APPRECIATION

[guyandsam]

I regret nothing

[lord-madmyth]

Digging through old memes and made this. I had a hard time finding a photo of the Goat to make this.

[captainunderkrupp]

hey.....

what if Goat was Sam's ex

[l0gitex]

maybe 1 day i’ll color this

[ifwebefriends]

[bedieorgay]

Sam: *Walks behind the curtains holding the briefcase* Sorry I’m late, I was... doing- things....

Thump, thump, thump

(The) Goat: *Slams the door open, huffing* He pushed me down the fuckin’ stairs!

Sam: *Places the briefcase down* Push is such a strong word... I prefer to call it— giving you a lil nudge!

Goat: Oh, I’ll give YOU a lil nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!

Sam: HEY! Watch your fuckin’ language in front of the president! *Points to Snerz*

(Michelle, E.B, Guy, McWinkle, & Gluntz: *In the background* Whatthefuck....)

[tomfowlery]

warmup of everyone's favorite mercenary biker killer

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Green Eggs and Ham fandom how we doin?

Super hyped for the 2nd serving!

[guy-am-i]

[heehoo-snek]

you better watch out You better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[guyandsam]

the goat. pls.

ALRIGHT THEN

sexuality hdc: ci...c-cis h. het (i cant even say it 🤢)

otp: him and jail

brotp: him and snerz, both alike in treachery

notp: him and everyone. he deserves a restraining order. if i see him being closer than 10ft to someone, it’s over for him

first hdc that pops into my head: idk why he’s on all fours while the fox isn’t

[kaihihanto]

template; @alignmentcharts-buns

[peaceandegg]

goat goth gay flag!! i thought it suited him :)

goth gay flag by @lgbtflags

for @zinnc

— to the other requests: i am sorry they are coming so slow!

[tsuncoon]

Headcanon: Sam and Guy travel to Sweden every year to burn down the Swedish Christmas goat, Mr.Goat is on patrol trying to keep it safe

[kristyavsonhero2]

i was thinking about Green eggs and ham's The little mermaid AU. where Sam as Ariel. i don't know, i was just into GEAH AUs mode now and me to be Eric. i'm into the self-shipping about me and Sam. snerz is Ursula. guy can be grimsby, e.b can be flounder, Mr. Jenkins as max, Michelle would be king Triton (acting like Sam’s overprotective mother since his dad died by humans), Gluntz as scuttle and i don't know the rest yet, but i'm on GEAH AUs mode.

i’m thinking of “The Little MerWho”. because Sam is a who i think (i don’t know).

i’ll draw of it later on or something. enjoy.🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️