more bokuroo headcanons i think about when i'm eating breakfast in the morning
they spend an equal amount of time getting ready in the morning because they do it together, like bumping elbows at the sink when they're brushing their teeth, messing up each other's hair when they're gellin' up (it takes them 2 hours some mornings)
bokuto and kuroo often have movie nights where they spend most of the time under a blanket throwing popcorn into each other's mouths and talking about how worried they are at kenma's and akaashi's aversion to people
what they don't know is that akaashi and kenma have coffee in the mornings to talk about stupid stuff kuroo and bokuto do when they're not around to stop them (they'll never forgive and forget a certain incident with a shopping cart and roller skates)
when they're out they use each other as mirrors: "hey bro can you see if i have broccoli still in my teeth" "dude of course! show me that handsome smile"
they also sniff each other's armpits if the other asks him if he smells alright no questions asked
kuroo loves giving bokuto piggyback rides not only to show off his strength but also because bokuto likes to kiss the top of his head and the back of his neck when he's on kuroo's back
bokuto insists that kuroo drives all the time because he thinks kuroo looks sexy (and kuroo knows that bokuto is a passenger princess 100%)
when they started living together they started doing things like giving each other a kiss goodbye at the door and saying things like, "honey, i'm home!" whenever they came home as a joke but then it stopped being less of a joke and more of a serious thing they both do every morning
they go to the gym together and try to say the most out of pocket things to see other's reactions (and of course it turned into a contest) so you can commonly find them saying things like, "damn that ass is lookin' tight bro" or, "squeeze me with those thunder thighs later, big boy"
the aforementioned shopping cart incident with roller skates went a little something like this: akaashi, kenma, bokuto, and kuroo went and bought roller skates because bokuroo insisted the other two needed to do more fun things, but halfway through the evening bokuto and kuroo found a lone shopping cart at the back of a parking lot and decided to see how fast they could go down the street (akaashi and kenma will never forgive them for having to apologize to the police for disturbing traffic)
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Unova certainly was… Unusual. It was louder? Maybe. No, not maybe, certainly was. It was brighter and it had less water-ish island-ish landscape that you've grown used to. But, most importantly, there were no Nuclear Power Plants, like, at all. Not that you are complaining thought - at least, you could breath freely without a fear of being killed by an explosion. Or radiation. Ooor Pokémon. Or radioactive wild Pokémon. Anyway, Unova is pretty welcoming place, especially for you, who left their home only at your eighteens with your team, which you were too afraid to use or even show on public. Again, anyway!
There you are, stepping down the stairs as quietly as that possible in all hustle and bustle of the Station, and then the Subway. A lot of people. Like, a loooot of them. A lump forms in your throat, your legs starting to carry you to somewhere more quiet, but your stubbornness keeps you in place, as well as wiggling Pokéballs on your belt, three of them shaking the most. Smiling to yourself, as well swallowing throat lump, you start to move forward. Aaaaand then you just plop onto the bench, rubbing your pulsating temples - Okay, maybe Unova is louder than you were expecting, okay. Yes, okay. You can deal with headache, that's not your first time and it is certainly not your last. You just have to…
-Hey, you!
…sit there and relax for a couple of minutes.
Well, it seems that you wouldn't be relaxing for a while, since upon lifting your head up, you saw some trainer, standing right in front of you, with arms crossed, lips closed and crooked into a smirk. Wow, problems.
-What do you want, baby boy? - You groaned, straightening your back and grabbing one of your Pokéballs, mentally cursing at yourself, trainer…buut mostly at yourself.
-Fight me! I see that you have a team of six, you can't-
-I can't what? - You stood up to your full height, even slightly towering over this trainer's figure. Muscles tensed when ears heard peoples chattering, sweat poured on your forehead from the rising heat, lungs started to burn like they were full of fire - that felt like you've swallowed Antarki. It took you about a minute to finally calm down and start talking properly again. - Can't simply visit a Subway? And what are you gonna do about it, huh? That's right - Nothing! Now, ciao!
At the end, you nearly screamed, after what you simply walked out of Trainer's way, heading to the stairs. You have other things to do, and fighting that person is definitely not one of the-
Suddenly, you felt cold. Like, really, really cold. And then, as suddenly as the cold came, you felt the warmth. Opening your eyes, you could see not only shocked faces of people around, but also that guy's Vaporeon that sprayed you with water, and, what you feared the most - half of your team, all of them outside of their respective Pokéballs.
The warmth on your body became stronger, as you felt happy buzzing from atop of your head, two stubby limbs wrapped around your neck - Your Gellin, desperately clinging to its owner, tried to dry off your clothes, when you've finally decided to turn around and make an eye contact with, no, not the trainer, but Depot Agent. You wouldn't say that his (or her, you might want to visit a doctor) face was somewhat terrified, it was, you don't know, amazement? "Oh-not-again" face? And then, so called face vanished. That was…not a good sign for sure - you need to get out of here, and fast. But first of all, you need to deal with two other team members, both of which are radiating menacing energy towards the crowd.
When you started to speak, directing your attempted words towards red caped Pokémon, a shadow loomed over you, breathing down your neck, like a predator. But there was no fear, no malicious intent, or any signs of violence - only one black whisker touching your cheek, trying it's best to get some attention.
Clank, clank, clank, someone is coming.
Black, as the night itself, Gyarados touched your cheek once more, shoving someone aside with it's tail. Pokémon roared loudly, before taking off into the air, floating around you like a snake. Big snake. The big nuclear snake that probably made someone faint. If not, then that duty was shared between Dramsama, considering her soul-stealing abilities.
-Sama-a-a! - Your Pokémon cried angrily, puffing up her fluff and slowly wagging her tail from side to side. Even though you couldn't see her legs, you could tell that she was rapidly approaching the trainer, no longer so brave, specifically his Vaporeon, now with it's tail between it's legs.
Two figures appeared in the crowd, almost identical, both of them walking to the source of the noise.
-Dra… Dramsama! - Caped beast furiously grabbed eeveelution by it's neck, lifting squeaking thing from the ground and then almost throwing it back onto the ground. She is already growling, her eyes glowing with eerie purple light, ready to use hypnosis, Vaporeon backing up and whimpering. In a haste, you grab her Pokéball, you are throwing it, now, you need to get out of-
-Stop.
Someone's voice, like a crack of thunder, revebrated through the halls and your ears, making blood go cold, making figure freeze. Dramsama, looking at the water Type with disgust for the last time, scuttled over to you, wrapping one of her tail feathers around your shaking hand. Gyarados, squinting his eyes, almost launched himself at the "Ingo and Emmet", as you've heard from the crowd, but with one swift motion, the beast was in his Ultra Ball, again on your belt.
Shaking, you made an eye contact with both of the "Subway Bosses", went pale at the full realisation of the situation, and the only words that left your lips was:
-Dramsama, use Teleport.
And just like that, in a bright flash, you, Gellin and Dramsama vanished. No longer there was three strange Pokémon, no strange trainer - Only baffled crowd, scared to death guy and Vaporeon, intrigued twins. They've never seen or heard about that Pokémon.. They've never seen you! Who.. Who are you?
And while you were still trying to recover from the chaos in a pile of pillows and your other Pokémon around you - plus your purring Duplicat, Astronite trying to braid your hair and Chainite, happily chewing on it's toy, twins were eager to meet you again. And they think that they'll meet you, sooner or later.
You just need to cool down and pack your things up - there is no way you are making yourself look like a coward.
Battle Subway, await! Tandor's Pokémon Trainer is making their appearance!
Whooooooh, I am sorry for any possible mistakes (and for possible little connection to actual Uranium)! It ain’t much but it’s honest work. Hope that you've liked it and have a nice evening/day ^^
I also particularly like how I unconsciously (or not, ehe) made a full team.. I might as well try to make them into a full character!
P.S. - Oh no, now I want to make that into a Trainersona. And you know what? I think I will! When they'll be ready, I'll show them to you! ^^
-Dearly your reader, Victusordovitreus.
BRAVOOOOOOOO
SUPER BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is incredible!! and i'm so excited for your sona!!! the pokemon are soooo coooooll!!!! and i wanna know more!!! give us more!! i love it!!!
this is gonna be so good!!!!!
~Renee
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