All the other Generations are Cool but Gen 1.5 is my favourite
These three are just so 😮💨🤗☺️
They really be like : (⌐■-■)ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ(◠‿◕)
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ᴢᴀᴄʜ: ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʏᴀ’ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ?
ᴇᴍɪʟɪᴏ: ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ.
ᴢᴀᴄʜ: ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜꜱ ᴀɢᴏ.
ᴇᴍɪʟɪᴏ: ʏᴇᴀʜ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪᴛ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛʀʏ.
ᴢᴀᴄʜ: ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛʀʏ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ? ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ?
ᴇᴍɪʟɪᴏ: -ʀᴏʟʟꜱ ᴇʏᴇꜱ- ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄɪɴɢ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ.
ᴢᴀᴄʜ: ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ...
ᴇᴍɪʟɪᴏ: ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴᴇᴅ?
ᴢᴀᴄʜ: -ʜᴇꜱɪᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ- ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʀᴜꜱᴛ ᴀʏᴀ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴀ... ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ.
ᴇᴍɪʟɪᴏ: ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴍʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ.
- ʜᴇ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ -
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"Let Cordelia and Alphie go at least. Please. She's my baby girl."
"Are you… crying?" Val looked at him incredulously.
"Mr. Valerian, I am many things. I'm a complete and total dork. I know machines better than most. And I am complete mush for my family. I am not cool."
"You know machines?"
"Yes! That's the whole reason I'm here. My android, Alpha C01, I was hoping you could help me with her. Help me refine her. But then I told that stupid lie, and then you aimed a lazer at my junk. and—ugh, I'm gonna die crying while a lazer lobs off my dick!"
Valerian sighed.
"Mr. Fletcher, please control yourself. HANSEL, heartrate check."
"He's being truthful, sir. A little too honest by my assessment."
"As I thought. You really aren't working with anyone are you?"
"No, I don't even know what that would mean."
"And that android. Your invention?"
"My life's work, really."
"I see. Hmm, she's impressive by this world's limited and rather remedial robotics standards. But I must say, your 'family rescue' protocall you've equipped her with is laughable."
"She's equipped with no lethal weapons but 101 individually crafted 'strongly worded phrases?'"
"Well, she's not a kill bot. I believe strongly in non-confrontational conflict resolution."
"Hmm, right. I've decided you do need my help and I've determined I'm your only hope."
"HANSEL, disengage the lazer."
"Oh thank, Watcher! Killing is so messy." HANSEL let out a sigh.
"It's your lucky day, Mr. Fletcher. I've determined you clever enough to keep alive. Or perhaps you're just too pathetic to kill."
"Umm, thank you?"
"I'm not one for hosting, but I suppose it's late in the day to piece apart your android and perfect her programming. Leanne will prepare you and the child a room. Tomorrow I'll grant you a single hour of my time and expertise. So make the most of it. And Mr. Fletcher?"
"Yes?"
"Don't waste my time. At any moment, should I find this temporary truce disagreeable, I have no problem disposing of you."
"Heh, heh. You're joking right?"
"Joking? Hmm, HANSEL make a note for me to practice my obviously joking tone."
"Of course, sir." The AI chirped.
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don't call it a comeback (but call it a comeback)
the problem with writing a living challenge is when you change the rules for gens you've already finished you wanna go back and do it again 🙄 it's been a good six months since my last jewels save post (and over a year since the first one) so i'm zipping back to gen 1 with a new matriarch, Bianca !
but this aint the last you've seen of the jewell family,,, not by a long shot,,,
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