#genshin impact artifacts

[alitheakorogane]

SAGAU Brainrot... Regarding the Artifacts!

Do you know that there is a logical reason why Genshin Impact playable characters are in a praying pose on the artifact menu... and why you can't change the artifacts while in battle?

According to the Genshin Development Team interview by PASH! Magazine (May 2021 Issue), the reason why you can't equip them in battle is that the artifacts' blessings and protections are actually received by the characters through a prayer ceremony/ritual they had done before they departed on a journey!

This also explains why they are in a prayer position while you equip them with those artifacts!

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(SAGAU Idea)

Imposter/Vilain AU: The player, after returning back to their home world after their death under the hands of the Archons and Teyvatians, angrily removed the artifacts of the people who wronged them and placed them on the characters who helped the player, so they could taste the wrath of the player for once.

Imagine how the Archons and the characters who killed their real Creator felt when the Creator's "blessings" that are blessed on them before are now being removed and replaced with shitty ones. No matter how they pray or beg to the heavens above, nothing changed for them, now that their artifact menu is empty or replaced with shitty stats. Hilichurls can now be difficult to fight, even Abyss Mages are laughing at them for their shit damage while trying to break the shields.

Meanwhile, some lucky ones who were weak before (but they did their best to help the player) are becoming stronger than the Archons themselves because of the Creator's "blessings" bestowed on them recently.

Normal SAGAU: The now self-aware characters are happy when you won artifacts with good stats on the domain, knowing that they are going to be equipped by them (especially if they hear you say about the characters who will be equipping them). They repay you back by doing a great job with those damage numbers, doing some intense crit, or having fun with those numbers flying around the place.

[ck0d3r]

Did I ever get lucky on this artifact!! Probably used all my luck up this year of getting another awesome artifact like this one.

[satsuma-saturn]

the fact that the crit rate went up when i was leveling the artifact from 19 to 20 is kind of an insult 😭 like, here’s my kokomi w/ a fucking -79.5 crit rate. i need better artifacts for hp, her hp is only like 27k

when i originally built her, i didn’t exactly build her properly, not having her hp scaling in mind, so now i’m trying to build her better lol

[evercelle]

three crowns for a king!!

[adiposepanda]

what is it with maidens beloved artifacts being really good for no reason?? i have a maidens dendro dmg bonus with ER 4.5% Crit dmg 7% and Crit rate 3.1% without it being upgraded yet, what even is that omg

[c6jpg]

Well? Have I convinced you yet?

[churomo]

venti giving out visions

[genshin-impact-updates]

Fast Equip Artifacts, Serenitea Pot Optimizations, and System & Function Updates | Developers Discussion - 01/17

Dear Travelers,

The newest Developers Discussion has arrived~ We'd like to share the optimizations that will be released during Version 4.4.

[bun-bunmomo]

[yuzuuu4]

skrungly rkgk

[lightyagamifan]

Stationed near the closed doors of the building were the two of you, in which you are a Fatui rookie, and another fellow Fatuus, who was also nice enough to befriend you. Your small conversations brought up the question of which Harbinger was leading the mission tonight, and he could only chuckle nervously.

“I just hope it’s not Lord Scaramouche.”

Suddenly, your colleague nearly yelps as you both hear the door practically bang open. The perpetrator takes in the sweet sound of deafening silence before he draws in, the familiar jingles of his hat ornaments echoing across the room. At the same time the doors swung open, you didn’t dare to see the authority figure who was stepping into the hallway. His two unfortunate subordinates know better than to test him with a look.

The whole world stops spinning once the Harbinger halts at your feet. You inwardly fight with your curiosity to not raise your head, boring your eyes at his feet instead.

Your newfound friend beside you starts, “Lord Harbinger, we are-“

The said figure strikes his face in one swift motion with a slap, wasting no time in shutting his subordinate up.

You couldn’t help but jump, staring and cowering at the sight of your unquestionable leader in front of you donning an expression of fury, his hand high in the air as if he was preparing to start beating up the poor guy senseless in the next few minutes. Yet, Scaramouche lowers his arm, smirking at the shaking underling beneath him.

After he hisses orders at the figure (who basically ran off to the next room immediately), he quickly turns, prowling towards you, the adornments of his hat sounding an alarm as you freeze at the anticipation of whatever else he was going to do.

However, the same smugness, that was once directed at your coworker, falls at the prolonged sight of you. Your Lord Harbinger simply huffs in annoyance, not sparing any apology as he bumps into your shoulders, trudging past you.

You could only thank the Archons that he spared you instead.

[m1d-45]

remorse

-> warnings: spoilers for kazuha story quest as well as general kazuha lore, kazuha’s friend is named tomo for convenience, mention of blood near the end, kazuha attacks you but it’s a brief memory, standard issue imposter sagau things

-> lowercase intended!

tomo was an avid believer in the creator.

most people are to an extent, kazuha included, but it’s more of a soft reverence for him rather than the burning devotion for tomo, whose belief is that the creator didn’t make inazuma for it to be hidden! they didn’t make the shogun for her to do this to her nation!

that combined with his other beliefs sent him to face her. ever a man of faith, he held firm that he was doing the right thing. even as his body fell to the floor and his vision flew into the awaiting grasp of his friend, his heart stood strong.

kazuha carries that faith with his memory, and does his best to honor it just as well. if he finds a pretty flower he’ll drop it at a shrine, always murmuring his friend’s name as he does so. he doesn’t hold you to as high a bar as other do, as high as tomo did, but it’s hard not to be religious in teyvat, where the gods literally walk the earth. he settles for a quiet reverence, and perhaps a prayer that his friend may find peace at your side when the storm winds howl and lightning strikes close.

and then beidou.

who thanks you daily for calm seas, for large hauls, thanks for the life created for her anew.

and he thinks. and thinks a bit more, and decides that well, his life has been remade too, hasn’t it? and like beidou says, he’s a poet, he’s been gifted with a form of creation, hasn’t he? so he starts leaving more than a few folded poems at the on-ship shrine—it’s kept in the back, a little tucked away both for safety and in case the crew has problems with religion or just doesn’t follow, but that just makes it all the easier to slip things onto it.

and he thinks that maybe tomo had the right idea.

so when he hears of an impersonator, somebody who utilizes both magic and their mind to take the place of the highest of gods…. he’s more than upset.

how dare you? how dare you try to take the place of his god- if the entire of teyvat’s god? how dare you try and swindle your way to the top, try to trick and scheme and deceive the innocent beleivers into serving you instead of the creator you fail to even imitate? he hasn’t even met you and he knows that you’re a stale copy, a fragile semblance even with your spells and alchemy, a careful house of cards that he longs to topple.

the alcor is docked in liyue, waiting for a shipment. he’s sitting on an empty crate while beidou leans on it, groaning about the merchant.

”come on! we’re gonna be late, and he had a week to prepare! who is this guy, even, thinking he can do shit like that?”

he’s about to speak—likely to admonish her for swearing when there’s children playing along the docks—when he spots you approaching. you have messy, shaggy hair and a face covered by a blue mask, dressed oddly for somebody in liyue. he doesn’t spot either vision nor weapon on you, but it’s hard to tell. at the very least, you don’t look hostile.

he decides not to get beidous attention, letting you do so as you walk up to her.

“pardon me?”

your voice is rough and coarse, like ore dragged into the light of the sun after growing underground for millennia.

she looks you up and down, deciding that you aren’t the merchant she needs. “what can i do for ya?”

“i w-as told you could provide passage to inazuma?”

she tilts her head. “huh? but the saokoku decree was lifted recently, there should be proper passenger boats leaving every hour.”

you swallow, and kazuha listens to the wind around you.

it’s afraid. apprehensive. tense, like you expect them to turn you down.

which he’s pretty sure beidou’s about to if you can’t save this.

“theyre full, and i heard you were leaving immediately. and besides, everybody knows the alcor’s one of the fastest boats on the waves.”

ah. you’re smart.

beidou laughs. “you’re right about that, kid, we certainly can get you there the fastest! but it ain’t gonna be cheap…”

you brightened, standing a little straighter. the wind lifted into a gentle breeze. “i have mora! na-ame your price.”

while they sorted that out, kazuha inspected your odd character. your voice was rough, strained over certain syllables, and occasionally you’d scratch at the side of your neck. he’d initially assumed that the mask was for anonymity, like shinobu from the arataki clan, but now he thinks it’s more for an illness.

one that could spread throughout the crew.

“well, you’ve got yourself a deal! any problems?” she turned back to kazuha for his verdict, and he checked over you once more.

dirt on your boots, but hands in the pockets of your jacket. you were more relaxed now, the air speaking of possibility.

“you sound sick,” he says simply, and your eyes widen.

“a-ah, i- it’s just disuse. i d-ont really talk often.” the mask lifted in a weak smile, your hand coming up again. the skin there was quickly turning red.

“then if there’s nothing else, welcome aboard, uh- whats your name, again?”

you give a name and dip your head in thanks. “thank you for your k-indness.”

kazuha took up the task of showing you around the boat, for no reason he could explain. you were nice to talk to, funny, and your voice was smooth after youd taken some of the medicine you carried.

you were easy to be around. it was like reuniting with a friend he hadn’t seen in years, an indescribable sense of comfort filling him at your side. you felt like home, like campfire chats around crackling wood, or the soft sound of waves on a shore. a clear sky, a cool breeze over a sun-warmed rock.

he was almost- no, he was sad to see you off, waving goodbye as you rushed onto the docks of ritou.

you would go far. whatever you wanted to do, kazuha was sure you would succeed, and extended you his blessings in your endeavors.

now imagine his reaction when, after settling the deal, beidou brings him a flyer. her jaw is set and her shoulders are tight, and he’s quick to see what irritated her.

it’s you.

the flyer has your posture more intimidating, a long staff in hand, eyes cold and calculated instead of the warm glow he remembered.

but it’s you. undoubtedly. even your picture tries to pull a smile from him- and then he sees the charges below.

and he wants to shiver despite the comfortable air.

how?

how can this be?

how can such a kind soul be so deceptive?

but isn’t that the thing? it says you utilize spellwork- that has to be it, right?

(but how can the wind lie?)

he leaps from the side of the alcor, barely able to tell beidou not to wait for him before he’s gone.

he’s in a confused daze for the next few weeks, constantly on your trail- but the wind guides him in loops.

you’re everywhere.

your aura is permanently in the air, giving him a shot of nothing short of pure bliss before he gets his wits about him.

he’s almost afraid, because the wind doesn’t lie- but it has to be, because you can’t enchant the air- but that’s the only way-

his mind is confused, constantly in a state of conflict, his instincts saying you’re a friend while rational thinking says youre foe. his heart calls for your safety whilst the careful shell around it reminds him of your crimes. of the way you’ve tarnished his god’s name, of the way you’ve disrespected captain beidou and her crew, of the way you took advantage of kindness to serve yourself.

of the way you took advantage of people like tomo.

he’s on a beach, preparing up some fish for dinner in a cave, when the wind suddenly smells sweeter.

it’s the scent he’s been following.

he stands and rushes onto the shore, unsure why he’s not reaching for his blade but not thinking too much about it, looking around. sand slides beneath his feet as he races towards a familiar figure: you.

you—his mind supplies him with the name you gave, but is it even yours? or was it just another layer to the lie?—jump as he approaches, but quickly relax. you slip down the mask to sip at the medicine the same shade as the sky, smiling at him.

“kazuha.”

his skin prickles, suddenly feeling hot just at the way you say his name. it’s so kind, so loving, almost, and any response flies from his mind. it’s so hard to be mad when your voice sounds like silk and the light…

the sun shines on your skin, nearly glowing, outlining every curve and angle of you and with a gentle hand. if you catch the light just right he can catch lines of something yellowed across your skin. it’s odd, he didn’t remember that on the… boat…

the flyer.

right.

you were a criminal.

a criminal of the worst kind.

a fraud, somebody who tried to take advantage of the people, using spells to try and garner attention and wealth from people-

people like tomo.

he grit his teeth and ignored the stab of pain in his chest as he drew his sword.

instantly, every ounce of happiness drains from your figure, replaced by an ice-cold tension that makes him want to shiver despite the warm breeze. “ka..zu…?”

the nickname falling from your lips begs him to reconsider, to stop.

its his last chance to.

“how dare you disgrace the kaedehara name?”

your eyes turn glossy and you back away, shrinking in on yourself. a choked-off sound crosses the short distance between them, and kazuha forced himself to ignore it.

you are not an innocent. the beautiful sunlight across your skin did not mean that you yourself were as good as it, the lovely scenery around you no indication of whatever rot lied in your soul; something that had to be there, for you to try and imitate the creator.

and it was rot. you were rotten, bitter, deceitful, using the magic you’d have to have bought—for no being could grant somebody like you that power—to try and warp mildew into meadows. he had to remember that.

he was being charmed.

and then he’s in liyue.

he’s going to a meeting with ningguang with beidou, where the news is broken.

the normally ever-steady tianquan looks shaken up, asking beidou first for her promise to utilize her crew and connections to spread what she’s about to say as far across liyue as she can.

and then she says it.

and kazuha leaves.

he’s in the crows nest of the alcor—it hasn’t left the harbor in months due to the awful storms over teyvat and the cruel waves—and curled into a ball, hands tangled into his white hair, undoing his ponytail in the process.

he tried to kill you.

he’d had you pinned to the beach- you didn’t even fight back. you’d just laid there, tears beading in your eyes, just staring up at him even as his sword was resting in the hollow of your throat.

he’d-

he’d nearly drawn blood.

he’d almost killed the very god he worshipped.

the shining light in his best friend’s life, the new beginning he’d found alongside his new home with the crux, the-

the flush across his skin whenever you were close, that sense of calm and serenity- of course. it all made sense, now that he put aside his blade.

you were a god.

his god.

and he’d tried to kill you.

he tries to soothe himself—you’re okay, you didn’t hurt them too bad, did you? imagine how the killer feels—but it’s in vain. the very wind turns against him, biting and cold despite the warm sun, and he’s shivering.

shaking, about to cry, because you… you were only seeking a new opportunity. you wanted another chance. you just wanted to live- ningguang had said your memory was likely damaged if even there at all, you didn’t even know you were a god at all. you didn’t even understand the nature of your sins, you didn’t understand the world you were in in any form, you didn’t understand why you were being chased, persecuted, hunted.

and kazuha, alongside the entire world, had decided that was a crime punishable by death.

[lycheesodas]

GENSHIN IMPACT ARTIFACTS SETS (3/?): PALE FLAME

It is said that the First Harbinger could not stop his comrades from incurring the wrath of the gods. Cursed to forever bear the weight of his failure, he swore allegiance to the Cryo Archon, joining her war against the divine.

The grieving young woman, the exiled scholar, the destitute man, the castaway doll – one by one, the masked man recruits those who had been abandoned by society, promising them a new world free of suffering.

“Let every worthy sacrifice be carved in ice.” All in their Tsaritsa’s name, they will engulf the world in eternal winter to overthrow even the gods.

THE BALLAD OF ROSALYNE KRUZCHKA-LOHEFALTER: CRIMSON WITCH | PALE FLAME (you are here!)

[undertakeruo]

GENSHIN IMPACT | OFFICIAL VALENTINE’S DAY NAVIA ART (2024)

[mamamouches]

SAGAU except they're aware of what goes on when you go into the character menu???

Particularly when they pray as you hop onto the artifacts menu to raise em, whether is for for them, another character to which some might try to purposely mess the rolls up bc oops! looks like they can't use that now! :) guess they'll have to wait., or just to make space for more bc HOW IS YOUR ARTIFACT STORAGE FULL ARE YOU OKAY??? Σ(・∀・；)

Whenever you raise their artifacts they kinda feel bad if it rolled into the wrong subs when you raise it with them and would either apologize or say that it'll roll better on the next one, they know it will!! (it did not 😔)

That or they don't bc they felt silly and wanted to spite you so guess you gotta do a few more runs to try again teehee 😗👉👈 they eventually roll a ridiculously amazing artifact at some point, but just this once!

(or y'know the opposite where there's always this one character you always use to raise artifacts bc they always get the best rolls and best subs? yeah imagine them celebrating w you at how good the stats rolled too!!)

Kinda like how if you try to make gear in tkrb there's a chance of it shattering (therefore failing) instead of being able to create one and when that happens the character you brought with you for those will say things like "oh no, it broke! i'm so sorry :(" or "i-it's okay!! let's try again...!" or you just flat out hear sobbing noises bc your new feather low rolled all 5 into defense FLAT 😭 BASICALLY THAT YEAH

[atomicwriter]

they had it planned since the very beginning