#get boinked

[i-bring-crack]

AU where Cha and Woo get their memories back the moment the rewind happened (Um shenanigans shenanigans Blame the Rulers, Last Chance things got quirky) and now they have to go get Jin-Woo before he does something stupid, aka go alone to fight the Monarchs.

Sadly he went really fast so, with the help of the Rulers (haha Jinwoo revealed Jinchul too much during that exchange. Haha Jinchul and Haein may have just accidentally crashed at Jinwoos place so that Ill Hwan can provide them with all the information about how to contact a Ruler or their envoys haha Jinwoo is screwed.) they go and create their own systems to help them level up and eventually be strong enough to help him win the war.

Yes they trust Jin-Woo to absolutely be fine after this (debated, they are, in fact, extremely worried about him but don't show it because they don't want to alert the other too much and besides Hunter Cha/ Chief Woo knew Jin-Woo the most/longest so if they aren't panicking why should they? They are so stupid fr.)

The Ruler eventually agrees to help him catch the architect and gives them a bit of their powers, however since both of them are extremely weak by... well by all standards really, they weren't national Rank and only one of them is s rank... and she is still a child— The Ruler tells them that they have to go with the help of the vessels: Liu Zhigang, Christopher Reed, Thomas Andre, Siddhart Bachchan, Jonas and

"No... I'll go for Go Gun Hee in his stead."

[... Human ... Woo Jin Chul, your body will already suffer the most from the system, do you truly think you can hold the power of the Brightest Fragment inside you?]

"I... I don't. But the Chairman... The Former Vessel isn't able to do much either, and... besides my body can take on enough damage, his is just recovering."

He doesn't want to loose him a second time.

And who knows what Jin-Woo will say when he hears Gun-Hee has joined the battle again.

The Cha Raises his hand. "I will take in half of the Brightest Fragment's power, so that way we both don't suffer any after effects."

[Hmm. What Do you say, brother?]

[... If Sung Ill Hwan was able to become as strong as one of the monarchs under our guidance, then so can the other vessels... However, The new Shadow Monarch is someone who would rather put himself above everything before sharing his burden with anyone else. He won't be easily convinced to let you all fight alongside him. And... He also asked us to protect every human here as kuch as possible, that includes you two and the vessels. Despite all that, will you still be willing to go against him and try to become strong enough to help him?]

Without a doubt, Cha Hae-In and Woo Jin-Cheol already had the answer.

[taylortruther]

hate to say it but after exiting a years-long relationship, part of you probably will feel like you wasted time and that is why you might immediately rebound messily to make up for it, hope this clears things up for some fjdaksl

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

[beelzzzebub]

i keep seeing posts about, like, major plot things that people want to see in s3. which is cool, but honestly, personally, i just want... like.... more good omens. like, i'm not setting expectations for things to happen, bc i just want to go in and see the end of the story in the way that terry pratchett and neil gaiman imagined it. for the most part, i think that however we end up getting there, it's going to be just lovely, as long as the world of good omens is still the world of good omens. and obviously i trust that neil gaiman is going to execute that, so like,, idk, i just wanna see the characters being the characters and the story being the story in whatever neat and especially good omens way that we get to see that happen.

[alohaasaloevera]

I MAKE THE RULES NOW. LANCE IS OVERLY AFFECTIONATE AND WILL OFTEN ACCIDENTLY CROSS THE LINE WHEN HE IS IN A FWB-TYPE-OF-RELATIONSHIP WITH KEITH?!!!?1

Lance softly peppering kisses all over Keith while Keith is literally paralyzed because he’s so flustered??

Keith literally shutting down when Lance wraps an arm around his waist???

Lance putting Keith in his lap while they watch a movie????

Making ten-times as much innuendos when sparring together?????

Lance brushing and braiding Keith’s hair??????

THAT’S CANON-TYPICAL BEHAVIOR TO ME!!!

[fanbynature]

random smosh moments 4/?

[bechloesupercorp]

avatrice as parents where bea whispers to their kid in french when she's trying to surprise ava. ava catching on immediately and staging a counter attack (plotting in spanish with their munchkin)

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bea, pushing a flower into their kid's hand, "donnes elle la fleur et puis je vais te suivre" ("give her the flower, and then i'll follow"). picking up the breakfast tray as a cheery voice chirps, "i know that word!!!"

kid pushing the door open, revealing ava, with the worst case of bedhead bea's ever seen, grinning on their bed.

bea's heart fluttering at the adoration in ava's eyes when she accepts the flower from their little hands, before whispering something in spanish that bea can't quite hear. eyebrows furrowing as the kid shimmies themself under their bed- doesn't ava know that's where they keep the- the kid reappears, another flower in their hand as they skip back to bea. "de mamá," ("from mama").

flower in one hand, a smaller hand in the other, bea goes to kiss her wife -- her wife -- on the cheek with a fond "i love you."

ava responding in kind, with a soft "i love you too." then bea can feel the knowing smile erupt against her lips as ava leans over to whisper in her ear, "don't worry, they're in your sock drawer now"

[fizzytoo]

just two friends in the gym they might kiss

[marcobodtlives]

If Jean were a titan he’d bang his head against the nearest flat surface in order to shift.

[iucemond]

seeing lucerys take care of haelena’s children and his very own brothers induces aemond’s baby fever

[rainymoodlet]

ladies of the wastes — the vault dweller, the lone wanderer, the courier, the sole survivor ☢️

[snickerdoodlles]

!!!!! hiiiiiii trick or treat!! 🎃

not me scrolling thru my WIPs like "which of you have I not shown emma yet..."

SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS ONE ALREADY FRIEND but for the rest of you, another edition of KimChay sex fails 😌🙏

Chay brings him off with just a vibe tucked under his balls and his words, spewing filth about how he’s going to tie Kim to his bed and fuck him through the night until he’s had his fill, chasing only his own pleasure and forcing Kim to just take it. Chay barely gets his fingers around Kim’s dick before Kim spills between them, high off the idea of Chay being so overcome with desire for him he’d be incapable of holding back.

After Kim’s presumably melted into the mattress, limbs like jello and brain fuzzy with pleasure, Chay grins like the cat post canary. “Liked that, did you?”

“Mmnmmmnm,” Kim manages, unable to make his jaw work, much less form words.

Chay kisses him, sloppily because he can’t stop smiling and Kim still can’t move, and tries to fuck his fingers into Kim’s ass.

NOPE, screams Kim’s brain, all his previously dead nerves slamming back into full function, and Kim kicks Chay square in the chest and sends him tumbling off the bed with a loud, “Oof.”

“Shit— Chay!” Kim yelps as he scrambles upright gracelessly, alarm bells screaming in his head.

Chay’s head pops up from the end of the bed. He’s laughing, truly laughing, eyes crinkled shut and lips split into one of Kim’s favorite smiles from him. Kim’s limbs, still kitten weak and not appreciating his abrupt movement, give out from under him, and Kim flops back down like a beached fish, his head and one arm hanging awkwardly over the edge of the bed, the rest of his limbs in a tangled mystery behind him.

“…Ow,” Kim mutters half a second later, more to watch Chay burst into giggles again than any real hurt.

“So that’s a no on overstimulation then,” Chay says cheerfully, then presses his forehead against Kim’s as he laughs and laughs and laughs, and Kim soaks in his presence like a flower starved of sunlight.

[princesseblade]

I haven't drawn Sheva in years but I wanted to give her a quick shot. Pretty much all of the #REBHFun women have a stock ponytail hairstyle so I tried to make her stand out a little with a long braid. She's got long 4A hair ya'll.

[beelzzzebub]

guyss i fear the sandman obsession is taking over

[bechloesupercorp]

a continuation of this but can be read alone (choose your own adventure :p)

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Ava sees red.

Feet pounding against the concrete as she races down the halls in search of her lover. "To the left," Camila supplies, from the comms in her ear. Her heart beating in her ears as she skids -- Please be okay, please be okay.

"Last door!" Cam shouts, and Ava accelerates. Ripping the door off the hinges, she stops, almost sending Lilith careening into her back.

Beatrice.

She's just dangling there. Limp. Dea- No. She refuses to think such a thing.

The faint drip of water trickling off Beatrice's shoes echoing throughout the room. Her head lolls, cloth sticking over her face. It's the strained gasp for breath that stirs her to action.

"Beatrice!" she calls, running as fast as she can. "Bea," she whispers, like a fervent prayer, trying to lift the girl to ease the pressure on her wrists. Fuck their -- normally perfect -- height difference, and fuck the FBC for tying Bea up so high.

"Lilith," Ava grunts, glaring at the sister warrior, who's still stuck in the doorway. Her throat bobs, eyes fixed on her oldest friend. After a second, she shakes herself, fleeting over to release Bea's wrists.

Beatrice slumps into Ava's side, pliant, as shaking hands work the bag from over her head. Warmth radiates from the Halo in frantic attempt to warm her. She's always been cold, but not this cold.

"Beatrice, wake up please." frantic taps against her cheeks, careful not to harm.

For a second, there's no response. Ava's stomach falls straight through the floor. Then, Bea's eyes flutter, and it's as if she can breathe again.

"Ava?" Bea groans, a dazed hope in her eyes, "You came." Ava's heart rips at the relieved joy in Bea's voice. "You came."

"Of course we would, silly," she murmurs, burrowing her face into Bea's cold, cold neck. "In this life," she promises, bundling Bea into her arms.

"In this life."

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It doesn't hit her until they're in the van headed back to Cat's Cradle. Even Mother Superion joined the rescue effort, an uncharacteristic show of care. Huddled under a multitude of blankets, clinging to Ava, and Cam, and Lilith (she'd made it very clear that this was for warming purposes only -- but her tight embrace proved it false), she knew. She knew. She's never alone.

[desire-mona]

honestly my preferred method of communication is animated sprite with dialogue box but i dont wanna make that a thing so posting on tumblr feels the most like that. does this make sense