In this house we stan Emily
She's so good as a foil to Charlie!! And her lyrics were 👌👌👌
"If you start to question, you could end up like Lucifer. Fallen." Hmm who's another angel I know who just asked questions and hung out with the wrong people and then sauntered vaguely downwards and then- *is escorted off stage by security*
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i say this as a astarion fan who loves him to death— stop giving him content. i know the new patch tended to everyone’s shit but…to add more content to the companions who already had hours and hours upon content whilst wyll and minthara fans are left in the dust is crazy. the content disparity is jarring when wyll only has 8 hours worth of content and astarion has like 12+. like huh.
the pandering is too on the nose man. how many people have to point this out and regurgitate themselves over and over again only for this company who supposedly listens to their fanbase ignore these complaints.
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“why can’t astarion just bite cazador during the fight without completing the ritual?” this. “why can’t spawn astarion get a bat form?” that. “why does he have to be such an asshole if I ascend him?” OH MY GOD the point is that you can’t have it both ways rip media literacy.
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Croissant did NOT like that sub.
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I get why people only play the first 2 acts of bg3 cuz the third act is so frustratingly unpolished. It's a crime cuz yanno, I'm just maybe I'll go redo X quest but they're mostly kind of linear in a way that none of the quests from the first 2 acts are.
There's so few opportunities to be sneaky or set up elaborate crimes or talk your way out of or into trouble. Way too many "step into a room and a fight starts" situations. So many dead ends.
I was really disappointed with the Ironhand/Gondian resolution it felt so pre-determined and clipped off. That one blind guy who came out of nowhere just solves the problem and is fine? Maybe if it was Barcus in there helping me I would've cared. Maybe if I had to choose between letting him die in the explosion or using Wulbren's bomb (after evacuating everyone). But then Wulbren and Barcus just showing up at the end to yell at each other/me? Weh.
Let me blow something up if I take Wulbren's bomb but don't use it at the foundry. There's so many times in earlier acts where you get prompted to use something for not its intended purpose. Please. Big bomb go brrrr in my pocket forever.
Really tragic that even if you stop Roah from getting away with the money (whether by knocking her out or killing her and there really should be different outcomes for those) it has absolutely no effect on the Zhent attacking the guild. Why are they doing that? They didn't get paid to do that. I know because the money is me.
Rugan
There should be a way to get to the iron throne without tipping off Gortash/the Banites. Swimmy cult is right there, surely they can help me get down there somehow with some checks and/or via their danger basement maybe? The time limit thing is rad af but let me be a tryhard and find a way to explore it chill.
More Banite content in general. These guys are hilarious. Please let me do crimes to them (or even for them).
Please make Cazador's house make sense. It has so much attic but it doesn't have a front door.
House of Grief :\
Mizora's false choice sucks. Let me tell her to come back when she's got a real offer. Six months is nothing. Why the hell aren't the Banites actively using the Duke as leverage over the PCs? I don't even like Wyll but the Wyllgirlies deserve better than this and even if you don't have Wyll the Duke was hyped up so much in previous acts. He's basically a sexy lamp.
If any of these things is already in the game I don't think anyone's found them yet so I feel like that's not on us. It's been months.
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Fun lil tidbit, in Faerûn lore Ellifain is actually a female moon elf that was obsessed with vengeance and only in death did she realise the person she wanted to kill was her saviour (also she never managed to kill Drizzt. Yeah, she tried to kill that guy). Her family also died in front of her when she was young.
My guy chose that name himself. If you need any idea of how fucked up that man is. Well, in case him murdering people in wildly fucked up and rather graphic ways very often wasn't enough of a hint. My origins lie in creepypasta alright I'm a sucker for some horror and gore.
He will eventually go back to using the name his family gave him but there's a lot of prerequisites for that and he isn't checking those yet.
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Because even after roughly 206 hours for my first play through wasn’t enough… I went back for more. This time I am doing the Dark Urges backstory and it is an absolutely wild ride so far! This time I rolled a Drow Sorcerer named Tamsen.
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obsessed with the handful of triple A game studios throwing tantrums over how Baldur’s Gate 3 is an exception and how people shouldn’t start expecting games like this to be as detailed and expansive. like. yeah when you have a committed team who are willing to spend years and years in development with constant communication and feedback from actual players, and when the studio clearly values creativity and playfulness as much as they value compelling narrative and impressive coding and beautiful artwork - it’s gonna be a good fucking game. maybe if these other studios tried… idk………. prioritising something more than turning the biggest profit as fast as possible???? maybe THEN BG3 could be just like. the standard.
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love this website for how absolutely unhinged y’all are about enver gortash
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