#gf dos

[capricioussun]

Top 10 favorite sanses/papyruses that you would love to smooch?

Love your acc btw :))

Aw thank you!!! For both the compliment and the ask :*) I'm not much of a skeleton smoocher myself per se, but as for perhaps a platonic smooch on the cheek or forehead, I'll say...

1 - Void (Vesselfell Papyrus). This man needs more affection despite matrix bullet dodging it at every given opportunity </3

2 - Dusk (horrorfell Papyrus). He also needs a lot of affection he would struggle deeply to accept. Lots of gentle and heartfelt affection and company. I am tucking him in with like seventeen cats in his nest and placing a gentle smooch to his cheekbone 🥺😭

3 - Dos (glitchfell Papyrus). Oooh my poor poor little meow meow. He has been through SO so much, but despite his tsundere tendencies, he would actually really love some affection, once he could finally trust enough to accept it. Gentle kiss on da forehead and an otter plush to snuggle.

4 - Sky (Glitchedswap Sans). He has also been through it, he tries so so hard, my guy needs a BREAK damn. He struggles to accept help but a little cheering on would go a long way <3

5 + 6 - Lace & Cire (Lovefell brothers). They both deserve some smooches fr, and perhaps a couple of nice long baths with nice smelling candles and some sweets. Cire would appreciate a little cheek kiss but Lace would make this face until his entire skull got covered in kissies fr /silly

7 - Clover (Sweetswap Papyrus). Honestly put any swapped Papyrus here they all deserve kisses but Clover is my sweetie, I am bundling him up in a bunch of blankets and giving him some hot cocoa too

8 - Dove (Horrortale Papyrus). Do I even need to explain myself?? He deserves smooches every day of his life.

9 - Elester (Demonfell Papyrus). Ooh he’s such a big brat forever fr BUT. I do love him. Kisses right between his stupid horns <3

10 - Grief (?????? Papyrus). He’s more of a concept than a monster anymore but I would still love to keep him company for a little while and give him a little parting kiss on the forehead </3

They are almost all Papyruses </3 I'm sorry I'm biased but frankly I'd give most of my guys a forehead kiss lol

Edit: pictures now <3 (I've never drawn Grief </3)

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[loycos]

"You're the only one I have left..."

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[lylahammar]

the one perk he can't earn

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[maria818noctis]

[nebulo-philiac]

I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this

[lemongogo]

dont forget what happened to icarus

[cosmicpines]

I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.

Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.

Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:

(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)

But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:

If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.

Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.

Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.

...Hence "so much blood."

(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)

[limelemonchi]

I succumbed . sorry

[capricioussun]

I'm tired and curious so that means poll time

Focusing on my more unique guys. Void is disqualified bc he always sweeps every poll like this I put him in if the main boys aren't included

This doesn't mean anything I'm just curious ✨ Write ins welcome if anyone has a specific guy they like I didn't put in here. Will make another one for the Sanses of these AUs too (for the most part)

All contenders r tagged in the original post for references 👍

[paintedcrows]

what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then

[ponpasta]

HAPPY BDAY MIKU

[doctormori]

the devil made me do it

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.