#gi incorrect quotes

[genshinimpactful]

Scaramouche: *kicks down the door looking panicked*

Lumine: What did you do?

Scaramouche: Nobody died.

Lumine: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

[qmabailor]

Traveler/You: I really like a man who is environmentally aware.

Itto: *trying his best* There's a cloud! :D

[photosystemone]

Tighnari: Okay, I give up. What is going on with you and Kaveh? Is it like a 'friends with benefits' thing or-

Alhaitham: We aren't friends, and the 'benefit' I provide is that I let him live in my house.

[lumine101]

damn savage boi

Kaeya: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Diluc: On this moment or just my life in general?

[electric-plants]

alhaitham: don’t worry about me betraying you i’m a full 72% committed to our cause

traveler: if we save nahida she can also heal irminsul which would probably save not only sumeru but all of teyvat too

alhaitham: …..76% committed to our cause

traveler: seriously?? only an extra 4% for the entire world??

alhaitham: i don’t have to go to work if the world ends

[connor-likes-dogs]

Lumine: I dare you to kiss the most beautiful person in the room.

Scaramouche: Whatever.

Scaramouche: Childe–

Childe, surprised: Yeah?

Scaramouche: Can you fucking move?! I'm trying to get to Mona.

[amora-ledezma]

Kaeya: Diluc and I are going to have a younger brother.

Bennett: That's gre-

Kaeya, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[genshins1mpact]

Traveler: arguing with Scaramouche (again)

Nahida: just be the bigger person

Traveler: ........... I already am :)

[edswordsman]

Diluc: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Kaeya: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Rosaria: In that case, we're definitely lost.

[idioticberry]

Ei: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Yae: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ei: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING AYAKA WITH ME

Kazuha, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now

[genshinimpactful]

Tighnari: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Cyno, under his breath: I'm starving.

[genshinincorrectly]

Furina: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Lumine: ...We're on the ground floor.

Furina: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

[adventures-in-teyvat]

𝐆𝐈 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 part 28.

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[correct-genshin]

Kaveh: [staring intensely at Haitham’s chest]

Haitham: What is it?

Kaveh: Your shirt.

Haitham, looking down at his shirt: What’s wrong with it?

Kaveh: It’s still on you

[electric-plants]

cyno: so you were raised by your grandmother? that actually explains a lot

alhaitham, looking up from the knitting he started while waiting on cookies to finish baking: what is that supposed to mean

cyno: um

[thirstyforprimosanddiluc]