#gilfoyle

[gloomsday]

still thinking about Them in the year of our lord 2024 someone help me

full, spicy version is up on my priv twitter 😈

[aishien-the-aishien]

Dinesh x Gilfoyle doodles from back in the summer, I'm posting them out of spite because I lost the file in which I was drawing them. And had to seek for it half a year back in a Discord convo. Smh.

Also they're cringe but BE CRINGE AND BE FREE

Anyway yes I love them, I drew all of this while rewatching Silicon Valley some two weeks after finishing the first watch (and it's so funny because I didn't even ship them that much during the first watch) Also I headcanon Gilfoyle as non-binary thank you for your attention

[cawtie]

Dinfoyle and their parallels

[silly-centipede]

I will watch everything with Martin Starr and Danny Pudi mark my fuckin words

[dr-e-center]

men in shirts period

[ratsdontmurder]

silicon valley hbo has solidified my belief that if you put me in room with tech guys i could talk them into being gay in some form

[whatifwekilledgodandwebothgirls]

Im a pretty normal person if you ignore the fact that i would let gilfoyle , that fucked up neckbeard redditor hacker nerd guy from sillicon valley , abseloutely raw dog me till i screamed and panted like a fucking dog begging him to give me that dick harder

[blogpostsofvariablequality]

silicon valley pacific rim au

hear me out.

richard hendricks is developing jaeger tech. no one thinks it will amount to anything, least of all erlich bachman, who believes in the wall gavin belson is building. he wants 10% when it works

eventually richard manages to get the neural handshake to work, and he drifts with jared. it quickly becomes apparent that jared is drift compatible with anyone due to his ability to completely cast aside his own identity in order to fulfil the wishes of people he works under

dinesh and gilfoyle are drift compatible. this is discovered in an episode where jared suggests the possibility when they are trying to find other drift compatible pairs, a possibility immediately rejected by both. they spend the episode trying to be completely unpredictable and make deliberately incorrect predictions about what each other are doing, in doing so accidentally guess correctly. they make a great team, a fact they utterly despise. imagine them trying to root through each other's memories...

russ hanneman keeps trying to drift with attractive women but always fails. eventually he succeeds with erlich.

not sure what to do with big head tbh

tara turns out to be a scavenger selling jaeger parts she steals from anywhere she can

this started as a joke but this would legitimately be so good

[lost-in-ace]

[dieu-mange-dieu]

Specific Character Headcanons: Bertram Gilfoyle

Youngest of 3

Has two older sisters, the oldest is very similar to him in personality and style, the middle is closer to how they were raised

Oh yeah he was definitely raised religious, possibly Jehovah's witness

Bi

This caused a lot of the rift between he and his parents, especially his mother

Ran away a lot as a kid, was labelled the "problem child"

Has ADHD

Favourite colours are maroon and dark green

Wants people to think he's a cat person, but is a huge dog person

Hung out at Hot Topic all the time as a teenager, has only ever bought one thing (Black and pink cat ears. He was 27.)

Likes hiking, has gotten high in the woods before and not come back for 8 hours

Avid bacon enjoyer

Has oddly personal beef with vegans

Would definitely be a Bunker in the Back yard/ Apocalypse Prepper type guy if he had the time and the energy

Absinthe drinker, has a very elaborate setup for pouring absinthe

Hacked all of Dinesh's social media passwords on the day they met. Has never used them out of respect

Really likes candles, especially the tobacco and vanilla scents

Has a 7 year old niece

After hanging out with her he has shown up to work with Sofia the First clips in his hair on more than one occasion

Dinesh did not mention it

Has gone an entire month eating only cereal

Favourite cereal is Cocoa Puffs followed closely by Lucky Charms and the Kellogg's Strawberry cereal

Swears he hates kids but kids seem to love him. Is the designated babysitter at any gathering with children and always ends up having a great time

LIVES in chunky dark jumpers in the winter. Big fan of being cozy

Likes to wander aimlessly around IKEA when he gets the chance. He says it grounds him. Has spent hours in an IKEA before without buying a thing.

SLOW-ass walker. His ass is Not in a hurry

Huge dark chocolate enjoyer

Spoilers (?) ahead!

After Silicon Valley:

After the events of S.V. he moves to a cabin in Southern California and adopts a golden retriever named Buster

Has taken Dinesh hiking once.

Dinesh complained the whole time about how itchy and hot he was

Gilfoyle said he would rather blow his own father than go hiking with Dinesh again

Gilfoyle would take him hiking again if he asked.

When they are born he is named Monica's kids' godfather (he detests such titles)

Took Dinesh to Hawaii a couple of months after the Pied Piper fiasco so he could properly enjoy it. They're on more than decent terms now.

Has a drink with John once a year after the events of S.V.

They play chess.

[gloomsday]

i love these three so much 🥺

aaaand i made some stickers out of these designs and threw them on my etsy shop!

[bydeanwinchester]

I just finished silicon valley once again and all i wanna do is cry for my guys and their golden (awful) pied piper years

[entrehormigones]

[rusespookyotic]

How have I never seen this photoshoot before?!

[silly-centipede]

Can we get some appreciation for the gilf bod?

[hihidora]

i just dreamed about gilfoyle from sillicon valley and filtered with him through messages