#girl hWHAT

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[scoreplings]

this is how it feels whenever somebody tries to gender me

[bosspigeon]

i got one of my coworkers into TWC and i think talking to her about it might Reawaken The Brainworms

[grissdarling]

WTF IS THISSSSS

[singsofecho]

This is so Basic Streaming Service Fantasy Show its not even funny

[bleuberrygliscor]

There are so few phrases that genuinely make me angry.

Anyway, Tech Debt is a piss poor excuse. That shit had better be incomprehensible, it better be in fucking Fortran.

[shiteymighty]

NAUURRRRR not my brother sharing that he doesn't jerk off because "every sperm is a life" NAURRRRRRRR 😭😭😭😭 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO MEEEEEEE

[gamblersdoll]

hakari cause yall were playing lethal company and you told him to stay in the ship, because BOTH YOU AND HIM AND KASHIMO may die, but ends up leaving the damn ship and whaddya know, gets killed by the imposter you and was fuckin around.

“babydoll why you walking so slow towards me ?”

“… baby im outside.” you said questioning his ass.

“WHAT? BITCHWHATHUHWHATYOUMEAN?” and ends up dying, kashimo is laughing cause now its only you alive, and then you have a bunch of loot and a dog(or what you assume the creature is) is following you.

yall end up losing the round, losing everything.

“KINJI I TOLD YO HARDHEADED ASS TO STAY IN THE MOTHS FUCKIN SHIP”

“who you hollerin at?” and he knows he deserves it. will he do it again? probably.

hakari when he doesnt understand something you said when you asked for period pads with wings, and he brings home hot honey wings with them small ass pads

“you said period pads with wings.”

“period pads that have the flaps on the sides, beloved.”

“well.. will they work? do they fit your chalupa or sumn?”

“my HWHAT?” you both had a inside joke of your coochie bein fat, and that tiktok said “my coochie is fat, chalupa!” it makes you laugh either or, but he tried.

he also doesnt understand southern superstitions, like the spaghetti on the first date. so when you explain it to him hes like “… either or you want spaghetti?” literally right after you just told him and hes like “🤚🏾 girl bye.”

he also likes to send tingles in your body saying “did you feel a tingle?” and it’s literally in your nipples or you stomach, making you worry he done knocked you up but its just him being him and he laughs when you slap his bad arm (you arent stronger than him but you heavy handed, and landed a good hit so he still recovering from the bruise)

edit: can you tell im finished ovulating. also the next chapter of PMNOINID is coming, and may do something fluffy for ryo, hes just hard to write as fluffy since he is somewhat a hypersexual in my AU.

[xotrashratxo]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die: Thoughts During the Premier last night Part 2: Everything Else

⚠️SPOILERS FOR NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE UNDER THE CUT!!!!⚠️

AND THERES OUR BACKSTORY YALL! 

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

She’s so evil I love her. 

OMG MINOR KEY

FORESHADOWING??? 

THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWSSSSS

Kyle and Brenda are so adorableeeeee

AWEEEE EVERYONE’S ADORABLE!!! they’re gonna die. 

Mariah’s extensions kinda ate. 

THEY ARE SO ADORABLE IM GONNA CRY!!!! 

Jason and Kyle are so in love lol. 

N-IG-HT-AWE AWE- ks! 

FUCK clivesdale. 

FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE WE’LL KILL YOU! 

AWEEEEE

I LOVE FORGIVENESS!!! 

oh no he’s gonna die. 

Here comes the horror bro. 

OMG ITS THE INTRO!

Get this shit a Kill Count. 

OH MY GOD THE GHOST MAKEUP I LIVEEEEEEEE unlike Richie. 

RIP Richie. He was just starting to live. 

I hate theatre kids /j

HE’S EATING

THE SMOKE CLUB OMGGGG

OMGGGG ITS THE NAME OF THE SHOWWWW

HE’S RUNNING AROUND THE AUDITORIUM!!! 

It’s giving 80s I love it. 

REPEAT AFTER MEEEE I LIVEEEE

WHO WILL PRAY FOR ME WHEN I’M GONEEEEEEE

OMG THE BACKGROUND GIRLIESSS

THAT SHIT HIT SO HARD OMGGGG

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEMEEEE

THE LIGHTNING!!!!  

FUCK CLIVESDALE. 

RUTH FLEMMING OMG

And we’re all caught up. 

GASP THE COOL BEANS WERE SPILT

THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS WITH DAN AND DONNA!!!! 

Fucking Clivesdale. 

oh I love fear mongering. 

YESSSS REPORTER JOEYYYYY DAN REYNOLDS I LOVEEEEE

OMG THEY’RE EATINGGGGG

OMG HATCHET SOMG EATS

NOT DONNA

“DAN!” 

Ziggy cameo!!!!! 

MAN IN A HURRY!!!!! 

I love a cameo song!!!! 

CHARLIE

THE LOCKDOWN OMG- 

She ATE HOLY SHIT!!!! 

GERALD

LINDA

THIS EATS I LIVEEEE 

JAZZ HANDS

“Suddenly the show is real upsetting!” 

HOLY SHIT THAT ATEEEE

Slaaaay miming Joey

The barbecue monologueessssss

What accent is that. Southern, New York, slightly British???

YESSS MIMING

PUNSSS

Oh Barbecue monologues is gonna fucking EAT. 

Fucking TREVOR. 

Thank you 10! 

Uh oh. 

OH she’s a theatre kid. Aw I’m gonna cry at her death. 

no the lighting is red. 

*Ruthy EATS* 

She just wants to be loved ☹️

YESSSS LAURENNNNNN 

Im gonna cryyyyy

NO THE RED LIGHTTTT

HER ANXIETYYY NOOO

NOOOO

Stop I’m cryingggggg

*Pets dead Ruthy’s head* 

That ATE omgggg

*Drinks hot water instead of coffee.*

Fuck Clivesdale. 

oh shit at the old Wayland place. Next to the body. Fuck. 

GOD’S PLAN 

OMG SHE SWORE

OMG SHE DREW A GUN ON A COP

OMG GRACE IS EVIL

OMG THE COP THEMEEEEEE

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

PAUL AND EMMA HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

CUP OF BLACK COFFEE THEME

IM GONNA DIE

HE’S ON  NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

PETER IS HOT CHOCOLATE BOY CONFIRMED

If they start singing Your Fault I’m gonna scream.

Speaking of, “HWHAT???” 

OMG THEY’RE BREAKING UP. 

Love a good angry breakup sexual tension song

OH MY GOD HE CALLED HER A MEAN GIRL GET IT CAUSE MARIAH WAS REGINA GEORGE OH MY GOD

They’re gonna kiss. 

Grace swearing is hilarious

LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A GUN

*whips out a Canadian accent* 

THE COPS THEME

INTO THE ALLEY OMG

*screams* 

Omg she’s crazy

ALL TOO WELL MAYOR??? 

COREY OMG

why is the mayor…. Kinda fineee??? 

HE KNOWS. HE KNOWSSSSSS. 

Why is mayor lauter….. kinda fine????

THE STARRY CHILDREN FUCK

AXES. 

It’s the lords fuck. 

Bro said fuck science. 

GASP. He’s killing his daughter. 

GASP X2! He foreshadowed this! HE SAID HE DIDNT CARE IF SHE DIED OMG I OMG OMG. 

Her dad is a cultist omg

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME OMGGGG

THE BLACK BOOK OMGGGGG

THE FUCKING- THE FUCKING DARK GODS!!! WIGGLY AND HIS FUCKERS

THE LORDS IN BLACK OMGGGGG

He already performed a ritual didn’t he

OMG HEAD IN THE CAR OMG GET IT

well shit there’s red lighting. 

shucks. nothing like traumatizing Corey and Mariah by killing their kid/parent

THE STARLIGHT THEATER (TGWDLM), THE MALL (Wiggly), OMG

Officer Shapiro eats. But NOT. Ben. 

Couldn’t avoid the tide pods huh? 

RIP Officer Shapiro, she was a bad bitch. 

bring about the apocalypse. The apotheosis is upon us. 

OH THAT HIT. 

ATEEE

HELLO FWENDY WENDSSSSS

I love them omggggg

OH GET IT CAUSE PETER IS RELATED TO TED AND THE TIME ONE. 

PALLY WALS!!!! 

OH MY GOD EVERYONE WHO’S A LORD HAS DIED. 

DROWSIE TOWNNNN

NO NEVER WHATEVER THEY WANT

why do I get Oompa Loompa vibes tho. 

WHAT DO YOU WANT STEPH!!!

Nooooooooo my boyyyyyyy

They’re fucking EATINGGGG. 

Oooooh they ate. 

Noooooooo my boyyyyyyy

IM CRYINGGGGGG. 

NOT A FUCKING REPRISE IM GONNA DIE

IM GONNA CRYYYY

I think I own that flannel. 

ANYWAY I’M BAWLING MY EYES OUT. 

OH MY GODDDDD

NOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD

IM FUCKING CRYING

IM CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grace! Distraction! Yay! oh no. 

I hate this. 

Grace is so evil I love her. 

Sexxxx with a ghostttt-

ANGELA ATE THAT UP. 

Grace, you fucking queen. *Smokes a cigarette after sex.* 

LMAO HER CHASTITY GET IT. 

THAT ATE OMG MY BOY IS ALIVE OMG MY FAVORITE STRAIGHT COUPLE IS ALIVE!!! 

Rip Mayor Lauter, you were kinda hot. 

FUCK Clivesdale. 

OFFICER SHAPIROOOOO MY QUEEEN

OH MY GOD THE FIRST SPANKOVSKI MAN TO KNOW HOW TO DANCEEEEE

OH MY GOD ITS A POP PUNK REPRISE OMGGGG

oh this makes me smileeeeee

but the cliffhangers that come from Hatchetverse. What’s the twist. 

This homecoming flash mob is too good. I’m terrified. 

this is too good what’s happening. 

What’s the twist here. What is it. WHY IS THERE A BLACKOUT. 

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. 

aweeeeee this is gonna be bad. Yeah, get tricked Jason. 

She’s gonna kill him. 

Yup. the sequel: Horny Pervs Must Die. 

OH she’s a reverse succubus? 

YESSSSS TWIST ENDINGGGGG

DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE LMAOOOOO

Grace is psycho and I love her. 

Angela, my chaos hamster. 

WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOUUUUUU-

Darkness will spare my soul! 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ATEEEEEEE

THE FUCKING HATCHET SONG FOR THE CREDITS I LIIIIIVE!!!  

[bellaaae]

hwhat about a reader with heterochromia? the reader has suffered mockery because of this , and considers it extremely ugly .

У меня самой гетерохромия, и меня все детство из-за этого оскорбляли, даже родители и тетя, я до сих пор помню, что мне говорили, когда мне было 7 лет: «не смотри на меня, мне противно, потому что твоего взгляда. «Я все время носила длинную челку, закрывающую глаза, а с 15 лет носила линзы на один глаз, и прожила бы так всю жизнь, если бы не моя подруга, который слишком любит мои глаза.

seriously, this girl has several canvases with my painted eyes, she even has a phone wallpaper - my eyes, it's a little scary actually 😅

Мне было интересно, можно ли написать фик с читательницей с этой проблемой и участниками, которые без ума от ее глаз. с любой группой на ваш выбор 🦸(Le sserafim or NewJeans)

by the way, my eyes are green and blue, and my blue side of the eye is really beautiful and shiny, which is why I wear blue lenses on the other eye.

(I'm sorry my English is bad)

Yall have really good ideas!

I have a title for this already,it would be really cool if the reader had two different color eyes.

The reader will get hate but people will start to see that her eyes are actually beautiful.

She’ll get praised for being one of the idol with the rarest eyes.

[artandwritingdump]

v. important question

hwhat do you think of 1998 3d model blocky shelly

apologies for sk many pictures

Honestly I think it's magical like for some reason it feels like a model you'd see in a game about a teenage girl and Shelly would be either the older sister or one of the bullies

[pussyluvr2000]

Chappell Roan reminds me of this six foot tall redhead actor I was fucking back in may who used to call me "good girl." [Hank Hill voice] Tell you hwhat I've been chasing that high ever since.

[gloopdimension]

CAN WE GET A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF ALL UR HYLICS PRN/GENDER HEADCANONS? <3

YES..!

dedoos - i haven't a solidified gender for her but she's a type of girl. her own new genre of girl. im a dedus she/they truther but i use she more often than not

wayne/decres - genderfluiid :3 he/him when presenting as wayne and she/her presenting as decres but she wont get like mad or anything if you use she/him interchangably for however hes presenting on either day

soms - #girl all the way. shes got that transgirl swag. full she/her user in my mind :3[save for when she'll accept a he/him for a joke]

gorma - he/she! little preference for either one. if i asked her about his gender he'd begin a long-winded ramble about how his gender could be tied to how he was once so respected with his title of KNIGHT.

odo - he/himmer! i dont think hes like a full on GUY but if i asked odozeir What's your gender? he'd say HWhat[h sound included]? What do you mean "gender?" That sort of thing is for plebeians! How dare you insult me to imply I, Odozeir, the Mightiest of Foglast, would have such a thing!

gibbay - he/it and Your Majesty. i think it/its prns would be restricted for those closer to heem such as odo.

[singsofecho]

Why is galadriel wearing Fëanorion stars????? Girl hwhat

[dandylion-s]

Them four anime girls are a better and more reliable calendar than any "news" outlet I tell you hwhat.

[trixree]

Kenobi Ep 3 Thoughts

Currently my partner and I are at our respective parents' homes while we wait to hear about his med school acceptances, so he brought me lunch at work and we watched the third episode and oh boy oh boy oh babygirl kitten i have thoughts

Obviously, spoilers below

They really opened this episode on this man's panic attack and honestly I respect that

Leia has my WHOLE ENTIRE HEART. Obi-Wan: "you don't speak." Leia, immediately, "Hi I'm Luna and this my friend my dad can we hitch a ride?"

"we LoVE the EMPIRE" yeah look this exact exchange happens five times a day in the state where I live anytime someone bumps into a redneck whose car is covered in confederate flags and has to be like "oh YEaH fuck BRANDON am i right?" cause if you don't they'll ~shoot you~

OBI WAN THERE WERE 3 STORMTROOPERS IN THAT SECOND TRANSPORT AND YOU WERE JUST LIKE "OK GUESS I'LL LAY DOWN?" BITCH

NED MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So my partner and I are watching this outside because covid cases are really high where we are and this was on my lunch break. this show is dark as fuuuuck, we can't see shit. do NOT recommend watching this in broad daylight outside. Obi-Wan like "Quinlan was here" and Jack goes, "hwhat?" (we can see NOTHING but the vaguest hint of beard and eyes) and I'm like "he can sniff out an ex with the accuracy of a bloodhound"

We realize it's probs that he recognized Quin's handwriting. I'm like, "Yeah, it makes sense! they grew up together!" Jack: "Would you recognize my handwriting?" Me: "Oh, yeah. For sure." Jack: "What if Quinlan drew a dick though? Like what if it was just a dick?" Me: "That tracks, too."

(Using Quinlan as Obi-Wan's foil??? showing us how fucking GUILTY obi-wan must feel??? for just ostriching it while Quin is out there saving younglings, putting himself on the line????? MWAH MWAH DELICIOUS FOOD)

The NOISE I MADE when Vader steps out djfhsdkfljhaklfjhdfaskdjlfh dasfklsjdghlakj when he snapped that little boy's neck Jack went "WOAH" and I was like???? Is this not his modus operandii now?????? This is surprising WHY?????

Vader: [activates saber] Obi-Wan: [runs away] oh baby girl what are we DOING