beasts chapter 10 in memes
ginny and hermione showing off their NYE hoe fits and bad coping mechanisms to their bemused auror boyfriends:
ginny and hermione after insisting to harry and ron that they're fine actually and not all traumatised:
seamus singlehandedly trying to set up an eight bedroom four storey mansion for a massive NYE rager while the girlies are upstairs like:
ginny and the DA running an armed wartime counterinsurgency comprised entirely of child soldiers:
harry still in denial about ginny running said armed wartime counterinsurgency whole time the DA photo album for ’97/98 looks like this:
angelina and ginny aka broke bitches anonymous gawping at cho:
…meanwhile terry boot’s making a speedy exit:
everyone trying and failing to ignore cormac mclaggen’s lecherous antics:
hannah when she sees neville's brought his new girlfriend:
and finally… ginny to harry in ootp: the thing about growing up with fred and george is you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got
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Sharing with the class :)
CW: Daddy Kink, Dumbification
So this was meant to be short but I kinda just went off bc I lowkey started using this as a way to practice smut so tell me how I did maybe thanks 👍
So um—
I've been thinking about Joe finding out you have a daddy kink—
So like imagine you're in the middle of being railed by this giant man right? After a few orgasms you're struggling to even think properly anymore. He has you in a full nelson, tears staining your cheeks, your body burning hot to the touch as he so effortlessly manhandles you and moves you up and down his length, just how he wants. Maybe sometimes grabbing your hips while keeping your legs hooked over his arms to make you grind on his cock. Maybe all of this is after you doubted that his dick was that good to his face. So obviously he had to prove you wrong by making you cum over and over again until you can't think or speak properly, all while he hasn't cum once. He's probably saying the most condescending things in the sweetest voice he can manage.
"Mhm... that's it sweet thing, can't think anymore, hm?"
"That's alright... you don't have to speak, just let yourself be a slut f'me princess. You don't have to fight it anymore, you can just let yourself go f'me."
"You don't need to try to be so defiant," he clicks his tongue in mock pity. "You shouldn't need to think that much. Poor baby... must be so hard. Don't worry sweetheart, I gotcha now."
"You think I've proved myself to you yet? ...Hm? I don't hear an answer... guess that means I should make you fall apart on my cock a bit more, huh? Then you might be able to come to a conclusion."
So imagine, because your brain is so numb at this point, you slip up and let a small, "D-Daddyyyy~" out. He'd clock it immediately, slowing his pace just a bit. "What was that Lovely?" He peeks over your shoulder, the biggest smirk on his face because, he knows what you just said. Of course he does. You think he hasn't heard it before? He's been called it many, many times. He just wants to hear you say it again. Needs to hear Little Miss 'adamant about him not being that good in bed', finally breaking because of him. "Wh-What?" You turn your head and lazily blink at him. You don't even know what you just said at first. "What did you just call me, Doll?"
You try your best to think about what just happened and when your fuzzy brain finally catches up, your eyes go wide and your face goes red hot. You turn your gaze away from him out of shame. "I need an answer, Pumpkin." He starts pulling out the petnames that are sure to get you to crack. "D-Daddy..." You say, your voice sounding more shy than you'd want it to. "That's right. Such a smart girl.~" He praises, pulling out a certain voice, just to make you break even more as you feel your face burn. "S-Sorry..." You whisper, to which Joe snorts. "Oh man, first you call me Daddy and now you're apologizing for doing it? Man I must've really broken you. Who knew that firecracker I met a few hours ago could turn out to be so shy.~" He teases.
"It doesn't bother me Sweetheart. Trust me...
...I'm used to it."
Ok byyeeee! Have a fabulous day Bunny! 🥰
miz. i am speechless. utterly and completely broken.
i would wait and try do form a coherent thought on this but i don’t think i can. i am a puddle.
@dcsiremc @neon-gothicc get tf over here i’m dying
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Just went through twitter to see the absolute chaos with the song and, apparently, some tiktok delulus claim that they sang the song together but NOT for each other and a couple more bitches agreeing, claiming we're taking it all out of context and minsungers "are crazy obsessed".
Then I saw a comment that said "Their sex tape could get leaked and yall could claim they can't fuck their girlfriends at the moment"
And i died laughing 💀💀
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As the resident zelda expert u must settle the debate between me and my friend. does botw link have dark blonde hair or light brown hair
in my mind its obviously blonde but i am also one of those bitches who self-describes as blonde despite having not actually been blonde since like age 10 so maybe im the wrong person to ask here
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