#gman.txt

[initiate-program]

dad alert DAD alret. theyre pink

[hatchvrai]

gman is a dilf. someone tell dilf dono

"... are you talking about R-"

"Gordon. I need to see you in my office."

"Oh. Uh. Yes sir."

[beyondblackmesa]

What about GMan? Is HE in the team?

Scott: Uh, I always got the vibes that he wanted to be... above it all. But I mean, if you... if you really wanna, Mr. Coolatta...? Sir? 

G-Man: Normally I would wish to... stay in the shadows. However, it would be... uncouth of me, not to fix the mistakes I have made.

So yes, you may consider me a temporary member of your... team, rather than the usual silent protector.

Tommy: Hanging out with my dad...!

G-Man: That’s right, Tommy.

[hevsimulation]

[y2kais]

End of day 21.

Thank you for reading Y2KAIS!

[blackmesaerd]

The game crashed?!

Mr. Coolatta: In a way... There were too many streams crossing, I had to... Stop them momentarily. In an, eye catching, way.

[kkrbvrai]

“Mr. Coolatta, Tommy, dinner’s ready!”

Darnold’s voice rings clearly from nearby, and Tommy smiles in his direction. They beckon with a wave.

Tommy: “D-Darnold, can you g-get everyone to come over? I-I think we s-should thank the spirits o-one last time before w-we turn the camera off.”

Their boyfriend’s reply is muffled, but soon the Players join Tommy and Gin in front of the camera. They turn to you, O wandering spirits. Smiling, waving. Faces that you’ve come to know, saying a goodbye to the voices that guided them to this new life. And their farewell rings out as a chorus:

“Thank you!”

KAKURENBO VR, BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE: END.

[the-black-mesa-archives]

yoooo -soup slam anon

“I-fuck-I dont.”

“Sorry to meet you under these...unfortunate circumstances... Dr. Freeman, but I had to talk with you before...you got too far.”

[weekeypedia]

bubby voice i think YOU fucked it up

Oh haha :) yess you... got me.. :)

[initiate-program]

[!LOUD SOUND AND MILD FLASHING WARNING! let me know to add tags and i will!]

gman dies and explodes and

[hatchvrai]

what’s up mr coolatta

"Work is what's 'up,' stranger."

[beyondblackmesa]

GMAN GETTIN’ SOME ACTION! ~darkanon

[Benrey and G-man teleport in front of Scott.]

G-man: Your fight ends here... false Gordon.

Benrey: OOGA BOOGA

[y2kais]

Give everybody a last hug?

yeah , i gotta put you guys into sleep mode, so you may wanna... get in some goodbyes.

... You’re cool, Spork. 

Oh, very much so! And we will always be here, so long as Benrey leaves us.

no way i could get rid of you, coomer

It’s-

It’s been great, Mx. Spork.

Yeah. We’ll miss havin’ you in here!

But- but Coomer’s right! We’ll still be here!

As long as you need us here, Spork.

... I’m gonna miss you guys.

...

I’ll miss you too, Butterfly.

Entering sleep mode...

[blackmesaerd]

What a mess.

Mr. Coolatta: ....

Tommy: P-Please I- I’m sorry- I- I really am.

Voxis: He-hey w-w-w-what is hhhhhhhhapp-hap-happening

Mr. Coolatta: We need to go. Now.

[kkrbvrai]

We're just happy to see you! How are you, how's Tommy?

Gin: “I’m well.”

Tommy: “M-me too!”

Coming in to give their father a hug, Tommy smiles brightly at the camera.

Tommy: “How a-are you all?”

[the-black-mesa-archives]

Oh, "your own stakes"? What's that mean?

“I must cut our encounter short Dr. Freeman, but please... do watch over my progeny will you?”

[Loud static is heard before it fades away, leaving gordon alone and struggling to stay calm]