#go girlboss 💅✨

[pierogish]

Teruki The Fashion Statement Hanazawa

[istarveforplatonicptnstuff]

Chameleon, as your psychology professor (Anxiety ridden reader)

- You heard about the mysterious professor that everyone’s been talking about… Not only being famous for being bizarre, she was also famous for her mature looks, so of course you are going to hear the occasional thirst from the others as well… 🧎‍♀️ Regardless, you wind up becoming her student when the first semester rolls around. People are very jealous at the fact that you get to be in her class… Stink, first impressions are long-lasting so you better not mess up! - You bumped into her accidentally on the way to her class… Yikes, clumsy you…! You were beyond mortified 😰 at the piles of paperwork that you had to pick up, your brain was technically not braining the moment you decide to ignore reality and get in your head… Mood. 😪 Well, you’re about to enter that realm now because on the inside, you are a bundle of nerves, but on the outside? You were basically picking the papers up as fast as you can while mumbling apologies… Girl, same. 🤝 You were so focused on the task ahead while overthinking about the whole situation as well, wow ✨multitasking✨, you didn’t notice her helping you out and as well as observing your behavior… - “Calm yourself. I do not bite…” Is what she said, and you impulsively thought that she might as well do that… Rebecca reads your mind and smiles at the thought. You are funny. Slayed 💅 “I assume you are a new student here or…?” That was your queue to answer her, finally snapping out of your anxious state. She was satisfied with your answer, but she noticed that you were heading in the same class that she is going as well… “Are you one of my students in lecture hall ___?” You immediately went stiff at the mention of the class you were supposed to go. Goodbye 😞 Your career was over before it even started…! 😫 You just wanted to crawl in your grave at the sudden realization that she probably was, your professor… You couldn’t look up to see her being amused at your thoughts… In fact, you haven’t even looked up to see her for the first time… Whoops 😊 - And when you finally do, now you were very, very conscious of the way she looked… Exactly how those people described her. Wow. You just had to ruin your first impression with your college professor… You forced a shaky smile in an attempt to hide your pitiful state. Babes, I fear there is no coming back from this… But thank God before your professor could even leave another comment, the bell rang. - Immediately shooting up and giving her the papers that you picked up for her… You comically just really left her and she was like Oh…! 🤨 Now, that’s how you make an impression sis! You were sweating 🥵bullets on the way to the lecture hall, like GIRL, you were WORKING 💪, so HARD that you almost girlbossed too close to the sun from the incident 😭. - Girlie arrived a few moments after you, and start the class. Miss maam had you shaking like a leaf 🍃, at the back of the class though, I am not that cruel enough to put you in a spotlight sis 💅 - When it was your turn to introduce yourself, you felt like you might as well jump off the window due to how many… People were staring, and even her, who was anticipating for your introduction… Sis was looking at you like you were some tiny puzzle that stuck out from the rest of the class… After your introduction, she commented on how interesting your background was, slay? But that didn’t help at all when she was the person you bumped into and your mind kept going back at the encounter… Help. - The rest of the class went surprisingly smooth… If not for the fact that she was STARING 👁👄👁 at you at every opportunity, like GIRL you were sitting at the back of the class, why is she staring at you, when she can stare at the people in the front? 😰 Your anxiety level went ↘⬅🔁⬆↪↙↖↕↔⤵ - After the class, you were going through SPEED 🚅 levels of sonic, my girl you were RUSHING to get out of there asap! You were going to BOOK it 🏃‍♀️💨 Until, you hear her call your name and asked you to stay behind. Life does not unfortunately get better for you, poor unfortunate soul... 😇

- So, you wind up staring at the ceiling, finding the ceiling more appealing than the sight of your professor, staring. 😰 Bestie, you just wanted to get out of there and never come back again… You hear her clear her throat, and so you immediately meet her eye, she gives you a motherly smile��� ☺One that made you want to die, because how could you deserve such a thing, when you bumped into her…? You were losing it on the inside, babes you’re fine, she’s here for you, and I’m here to support you as well…! In the background, of course! 💅 - She looks entertained at the prospect of a new student that has a rather interesting mind to dissect… She probably sees you as some sort of a new patient to have some fun conversations with… She wanted to see if she can alleviate your anxiousness by the power of psychology rather than the usual hypnosis. And so, she talked to you about how the experience was being on her class and if you had any feedback that you can provide so that it may help her out as well… You were now short-circuiting with all these, overwhelming developments that was suddenly happening… You ended up embarrassingly stuttering the whole time, trying to communicate that the experience was fine…! But you, on the other hand? Was not. On the inside. 💀 - She again, gives you that same smile, that makes you want to jump of the window because, what did YOU do??? 😩 While you were being a confused mess, she decided that she wanted to talk to you again, and ended the conversation with “I hope to have an exchange with you again. You may now go.” You didn’t hear the first part of the sentence; you only heard the words “go” and you ZOOMED 🏃‍♀️💨 out of the lecture hall just like that. Leaving, a very entertained Rebecca.

An: I wrote this before the nursing student intern, but I ended up finishing that one first before this... This... Is so unserious. With the random emojis 😶 there will be another part of this, and a fic as well if I am able to come up with ideas, till then!

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

OK this is gonna be a very unorganised post but here are some of my goofy ahh headcannons for a modern avatar AU (Spider-centric) that are really just and amalgamation of headcannons from other people like @bigbluealienlover93 and an Encanto modern AU fanfic I read half a year ago 💅😭 idk idk sorry my brain is incapable or unique ideas at this moment ndidnaofjdj

Modern Avtar AU Headcannons (mostly Spider)

Ok so I feel like it makes complete sense that Spider in this AU would live under the staircase like Harry Potter except like, he’s obv got a bit more space and the whole room is super aesthetic like, he’s got crystals and photos and cute lights all over the place and sketches that he drew and a ukulele in the corner.💅

Style-wise he has a bit of a grunge, charm girl vibe going on

Personality-wise he is of course an extremely chill, creative and mischievous kid who likes to do spiritual stuff with ✨crystal girlie✨ Kiri and get into trouble with ✨father’s disappointment✨ Lo’ak. Tuk loves to hang off his arm but he has a rather strained relationship with Neteyam who is, in ever sense of the word, an opposite to him. The perfect ✨✨✨golden child✨✨✨(with too many high expectations forced on him COUGH COUGH)

Jake is a chill dude who works freelance and likes Spider a lot but keeps him at an arm’s length as to not have to pick him over his wife Neytiri. BTW!

Neytiri’s a doctor who sells herbs from her garden as a side-hustle, knows a lot about herbalism and is very in tune with nature overall, a trait that every other Sully and even Spider had gotten from her. A girlboss who hates the blonde kid, but not for his personality. You see, his biological father, Miles Quaritch, was involved in a case of her father’s murder and although the culprit was never put behind bars, it is a widely accepted version that Miles was the one who killed Eytukan.

As a result of it Spider got infamous around the neighbourhood for being “that guy who’s dad is a murderer” and the woman can barely look at him sometimes let alone tolerate him, so Spider avoids her at all costs, makes up constant excuses to not be present at family dinners and gatherings but there is only so much he can miss before Kiri inevitably drags him out from his Harry Potter staircase room to join in, because in her eyes he is and always was family.

One of those nights, (yes I’m about to write a narrative in the middle of a headcannon post, you cannot stop me🧍) the dinner doesn’t go well. Spider speaks a word too much and Neytiri explodes, taking out all her pent up grief, desperation and anger she felt like she could not express around her family for years on the kid over the dinner table. She ends the argument with words that cut Spider like a knife. She screams that he’ll never be a Sully, that he’ll never be one of them.

Spider’s world crumbles as all his hopes of ever being liked by Neytiri get destroyed with her confirmation of his deepest fears. What is even worse perhaps, is that the only person who takes his side and stands up for him…is Kiri. Everyone else were either silent or ripping themselves apart, trying to calm both parties.

With tears at the corners of his eyes, Spider gets up and runs off. He shoves some stuff into his backpack before all but busting out of the house, running as far as he could, then taking the first bus he could catch and disappearing into the night.

His phone is blown up with calls and messages but he turns it off, not even checking who was trying to reach him. Propably Kiri.

On that same bus, in the very back, a group of delinquent teens decide he is the perfect victim for them to pester, so once Spider gets off, they do to.

He tried fighting the kids but they overwhelm him, delivering a hit after hit.

And then…

A tall figure appears from the dark. Spider isn’t feeling too well at this point and can’t hear what he says, but he can certainly see the figure brutally kick the asses of the teens, and even manages a chuckle through his hurting jaw as they run or limp away. Someone just got in a fight to help him? damn.

The figure crouched in front of Spider, lying on the asphalt and picks him up, trying to speak with him. The blonde thinks he saw those scars somewhere before…

In his daze, the words come out before he can stop himself.

“…dad..?”

…

“…Miles?”

So, Quaritch! What’s up with him?

He’s a man currently retired from the military and owns a small car repairing business and has a badass motorcycle with skull and flame patters on them, there’s no way he doesn’t.

Is obsessed with a healthy lifestyle, can cook, goes on jogs 5 in the morning (because of course he does) and lifts. You can remove a person from the military but never military from the person. 🤷

He got wrongly accused of murder and dragged into the mix while trying to stand up for an old friend of his, Lyle Wainfleet, who was another suspect in Eytukan’s case. Miraculously, he avoided going behind bars but as a result, the custody over Spider was lost, which was a major hit for Quaritch as he just lost his wife Paz. He spent almost a decade being heavily depressed and barely crawled out of that state several years ago.

He hates Sullys with a passion for taking away his son and life , perhaps he plans to enact revenge? Who knows 👀

For now though, the only thing on his mind is Spider, as he puts two and two together, realises the kid he had protected is HIS SON and scrambles to get him to the hospital. Talk about destiny.

Anyway here it is, my chaotic word vomit 😭 hope y’all liked it? I might write more or make a one-shot idk idk if you got any questions abt this you can drop them in the ask box ✨

BTW, @bigbluealienlover93 is currently writing a spider modern AU fanfic so if you wanna see that I suggest you stay tuned for their work!!

[raapija]

for the ask game — 21/31!

Good morning ✨

21. Who would get into a fight to defend the other’s honor? Who tends to the other’s wounds?

Fernando's spicy Spanish blood would boil over in a millisecond if he saw someone pick on Lance. It would turn from 0 to a telenovela -kinda situation and Lance would eventually have to drag him away 😭 Just the sheer amount of Spanish insults would confuse the opposition enough.

After how much hate Lance has gotten over the years, Nando's become extra protective of him and would always ALWAYS defend his man's honor 🗣️🗣️

If someone came for Nando, Lance would be a girlboss Canadian and crush the attacker with words 💅✨

31. Can they sit side by side without touching the other or are they handsy? (lacing fingers, touching knees, etc.)

I answered this one already here , but I'll go a little delulu here too 🫶

They are literally inseparable AAAGGHHH, for example, Nando just had to squeeze himself in there ⬇️

THERE WAS STUFF LAYING IN THERE, HE MOVED THE STUFF JUST TO SIT NEXT TO LANCE????? *dies* This is my Roman Empire. Where there is Lance, Fernando will soon follow. Also, Nando is probably the only person, in addition to Esteban, that Lance will take his airpods out to actually have a conversation 💀

These are from this ask game, feel free to send more! ❤️

[dieonysucc]

Barbara Roberts

Nickname: Barbie ✨💕

Favorite Color: Pink and Lilac

Favorite Drink: Hot Chocolate

Favorite Film: Barbie and the Island Princess

Height: 5’5

Named after the famous gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss herself, Barbara “Barbie” Roberts. The once shy and introverted turned, fashion adviser, vet tech, pageant queen, and occasional birthday party princess ✨

PSSSSSSSS: Definitely go and check out @lacunafiction ‘s “The Fernweh Saga” immediately!111!

Facts:

If you think the cast hasn’t been forced to watch the entirety of the BCU (Barbie Cinematic Universe and as of 2023 currently sitting at 42 films 💅), you need to spend more time with Barbie.

Barbie and Mrs. Verner will never get along … at first. Barbie isn’t one to not have the first AND last words in a conversation. (Definitely not my way of saying the office scene with R would turn out any different but…. 👀 Mrs. Verner will know she’s making a mistake even if it means Barbie has to talk over her to get her point across.)

But I also like to think that they would swimming get along once they have a common interest (cough R cough) because Barbie sees Mrs. Verner as a respectable, powerful woman. Hopefully Mrs. Verner can also see that in Barbie.

💕RO’s:

💕B - They are so in tune with each other that they unknowingly copy the other’s movements. Literally the bestest of friends. Would have shared a bed with B because why wouldn’t you want a week long sleepover with your bestie as you explore your childhood town!

💕S - Once they are in a deeper relationship, Barbie and S would braid each other’s hair. Barbie also adopts adding a pink section of hair to match S’ cerulean. Mrs. Dorian would also have so many pictures of S and Barbie napping on the couch.

💕R - R once broke Barbie’s Barbie in a game of keep away in grade school, which made Barbie cry in front of R for the first time. R promptly had Mrs. Verner buy them a new one to give to Barbie. Barbie also had an Ken/Barbie doll that she forced R to play with (“Because you both have blonde hair and live in a cool, dream house!”) and eventually gave them before they left. I like to think that R still has that doll :).

💕J - Their matching necklace is actually two half’s of a butterfly that magnetically connects to make a whole butterfly. If there was an option to hug J though-out the story, you better bet your bottom dollar that Barbie would hug them through-out.

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (feat. The Babysitters, California Crew and Russian Squad)

Pt 12

The Babysitters

Steve: I think we should kiss.

Nancy: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

(girlboss gaslight gatekeep✨💅✨)

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Robin: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Nancy: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Robin: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Steve: Yeah, probably.

(I hope she's looking respectfully 👀)

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Nancy: Would you slap Steve-

Robin: Yes.

Nancy: I didn't even finish!

Robin: Sorry, continue.

Nancy: Would you slap Steve for 10 dollars?

Robin: I would do it for free.

Steve: Rude...

(We love their bond)

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Robin: *speaking Spanish*

Steve: I know, I know.

Nancy: You speak Spanish?

Steve: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Robin speaks.

(this just fits perfectly.. At least the speaking Spanish part)

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Steve, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Steve, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

(Robin in the back, having placed the banana in the car, laughing her ass off. Honestly this could be a tik tok from them)

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Robin: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

(I feel you)

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Robin, happily: Heeyy!!

Steve: Hey, someone's happy.

Eddie, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

(Eddieee be nice, she finally had her first kiss with Nancy, at least I think that's why she's so happy)

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Steve: Rude.

Jonathan: That's fair.

Nancy: Not again.

Robin: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

(Keep it Robin! You'll have a sword! And then you can stab the person who stabbed you!)

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Argyle: Look at the buns on that guy!

Eddie: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Jonathan: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Argyle: I'm not going back to jail!

(funny haha)

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*Eddie and Argyle enter a dive bar*

Eddie: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Argyle, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

(Poor Arygle, he just wanted to go diving)

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Robin: :)

Nancy: >:(

Robin: Turn that frown upside down!

Nancy: ):<

Robin: Not sure what I was expecting...

(A ">:)" perhaps? Or without the brows?)

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Jonathan: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

(well you're being a good brother/friend and I love you for it. Idk about the rest tho)

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Robin: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

(Ask them back and see how they answer 🤷‍♀️ "idk, what are you into?")

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Argyle, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.

Argyle, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

(Wh... Wha-..)

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Eddie: How would you like to live forever?

Nancy: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

(Eddie coming back as the devil or smth and trying to make deals 👀)

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Robin: We need to open this locked door. Steve, give me your credit card.

Steve: Here.

Robin, pocketing it: Thanks. Nancy, break down the door.

(Robin "I'm not poor anymore because I got Steve's credit card" Buckley)

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Robin: Hello friends!

The Squad:

Robin: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

(Um...)

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Steve, at Eddie's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Steve, leaning over Eddie′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Eddie: Yeah, no shit.

(😱)

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Robin: Did you hear that!? Steve just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!

Nancy: ...You just threatened to kill them in their sleep.

(but her lego AT-AT!?☹️ It's more valuable!)

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Eddie: Stay foxy.

Nancy: Die lonely.

(stay lonely 👍 die foxy 👌)

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Jonathan: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Eddie without them noticing?

Steve: Hey, Eddie, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Eddie: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Jonathan: ....

(...ok...)

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Robin: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Eddie: A doll.

Steve: A cinnamon roll.

Nancy: A sweetheart.

Robin:

Robin: ...stop it.

(she's trying to convince them that's she's a Russian spy)

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Argyle: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my van?

Robin: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Steve, deer!"

Argyle: ...And what did Steve do?

Robin: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

(They definitely call eachother pet names. Like if they were married. Love their friendship)

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Eddie: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Argyle: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Robin: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Nancy: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Jonathan: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

(everything is magic)

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Argyle: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Steve: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Jonathan, scoffing: Oh, please.

Steve, to Jonathan: Hey, how you doin’?

Jonathan:

Jonathan: *giggles and blushes*

(Stonathan ig)

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Steve: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Robin: What? No good morning?

Steve: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

(What the fuck is wrong with you! Yelling what the fuck is wrong with you at Robin, smh 😒😕😔)

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Robin, turning to Steve: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

(where are the lies?)

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Argyle: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

(ok..)

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Jonathan: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Robin: Do not do that.

Jonathan: You won’t even notice!

Nancy, entering: Jonathan, you wanted to see me again?

Jonathan: Robin's single

Robin:

(If they were friends in S1 or smth)

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Nancy: Are you trying to seduce me?

Robin: Why, are you seducible?

Bonus: (from the generator)

Nancy: You’re an idiot.

Robin: That’s the charm.

Bonus: (from the generator)

Nancy: I feel like doing something stupid.

Robin: I’m stupid, do me.

(it's really is the charm, also your not stupid 👀)

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Robin: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

Steve: But did I make you cry?

Robin: *cries on the spot*

Steve: ...Shit.

(From the Murray adopting Robin AU when Steve tries to apologize lol)

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Robin: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.

Eddie: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.

Robin: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

(well Damn, you don't have to yell)

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Nancy: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Steve: What?

Argyle: What?

Jonathan: What?

Robin: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

(I'd glady see that)

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Robin: What are you in the mood for?

Nancy: World domination.

Robin: That's a bit ambitious.

Nancy: You are my world.

Robin: Aww...

Nancy:

Robin:

Nancy:

Robin: OH.

(Oh)

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Eddie: So, Nancy is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?

Eddie: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.

Robin: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.

Jonathan: Take this more seriously! Nancy was clearly taken in their sleep!

Steve: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.

Argyle: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?

*Nancy arrives*

Nancy: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.

Robin, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!

(love b99)

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Steve: Look guys, I need help.

Argyle: Love help?

Nancy: Financial help?

Jonathan: Emotional help?

Eddie: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Eddie*

Eddie: What?

(He needs help with apologize to Robin probably 😑)

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Jonathan: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Robin: I really care about your feelings!

Nancy: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Jonathan, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Eddie: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Steve: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

(Ah yes. Ronance <3)

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Nancy: Robin is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Steve: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Jonathan: Tackle them!

Eddie: Dump them.

Argyle: Kick them in the shin!

Robin: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

(They all high)

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Steve: We should normalize not loving family members.

Robin: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

(Ye)

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Argyle: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.

Nancy: You’re an American treasure.

(He really is 🙌✨)

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Jonathan: If any person here knows of any just cause or impediment why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Robin: Yes! I do. One of the partners is already married! They married me three years ago. And don’t let them deny it! I’ve got the marriage certificate to prove it!

*Eddie turns around to face them*

Robin: Oh... sorry. Wrong church.

(it's ok, their hair looks the same. I get it 😪)

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Jonathan: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Eddie: No.

Steve: No.

Jonathan: Didn't think so.

(but they mean it in a nice way)

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Eddie: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Nancy: You're right, Eddie.. Violence can't be the answer.

Eddie: Correct, Nancy. Now, on to the next lesso-

Nancy: Violence is the question.

Nancy: And the answer is yes!

Eddie: Nancy, no!!

(Nancy, yes!!)

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Jonathan: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Robin: What’s up your ass this morning!

Argyle: *walks in* ...Hey.

Robin: Hmm… nevermind.

Jonathan: WAIT NO!

(Perfect. Jargyle✨)

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Argyle: I love you.

Jonathan: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Argyle and Jonathan kiss passionately*

Robin, to Steve: You owe me 20 dollars.

(I love Jargyle 🙌)

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Robin: I love you.

Nancy, not paying attention: What was that?

Robin: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

(Nancy would be so confused)

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Argyle: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Jonathan: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Steve: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Eddie: True, you can be really difficult at times.

(Steddie could never be the top one lol)

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Steve: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Steve: One... two... three.

Jonathan: ...

Steve: ...

Steve: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

(when they finally apologize...or try to..)

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[California Crew]

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Argyle: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Jonathan: Which doctor?

Argyle: No, I want the regular doctor.

(I took me a minute to get that joke)

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Jonathan: I know you love them.

Will: I am not in love with Mike!

Jonathan, staring at Will: I never said who...

Will: *realizes*

Will: Shit. Well, anyways-

(he knew anyway)

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Argyle: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Mike: Strong.

Jonathan: Weak.

Will: An idiot, is what your are.

(Sassy Will will be sassy)

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Mike: I can't believe you've done this.....

Will: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Mike, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

(I wish that's how the airport thing went 😔)

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Argyle: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Mike: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.

Argyle: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

Mike: ...

(I love that joke)

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Will: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Mike: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Will: But you’re always acting stupid?

Mike: ...

Mike: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

(🥺holds gently🤲)

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Jonathan: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Argyle: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

(Yea! Why did that person have to put a wall there 😪)

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Argyle, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Jonathan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Argyle: Ohhhh-

Will: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

(2high4this)

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Mike: I have a new hoodie.

Will: Wrong.

Will: We have a new hoodie.

(it's probably blue or yellow or both)

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*Will is casually searching around the room*

Argyle: Hey Will, what’re you looking for?

Will: My will to live.

*Mike walks into the room*

Will: Oh, there it is.

(Naww...Omg wait!)

*Mike is casually searching around the room*

Argyle: Hey Mike, what’re you looking for?

Mike: My Will to live.

*Will walks into the room*

Mike: Oh, there it is.

(his Will to live 🥺)

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Jonathan: Argyle! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Argyle: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

(it's the best music ever)

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Will: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

(It's Mike, my is Will's partner ❤️)

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Mike, about Will: I think we should kiss.

Jonathan: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

(Jonathan being a protective brother❤️)

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Vecna: *transforms to look like Mike*

Will: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like him. First off, he's way taller. Secondly, HE DOES NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've told he's a constant 10.

(I just changed it up a bit....😁)

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Jonathan: Made you all playlists!

Jonathan: Mike, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Jonathan: Will, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Jonathan: And Argyle has the ABBA Gold album.

(it fits, doesn't it?)

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Argyle: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

(Absolutely)

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Argyle: *pulls back the curtain while Jonathan is showering*

Argyle: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

(This is normal)

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Mike: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Will: Are you gay?

Mike: How am I supposed to give a straight answer to that?

(I just find the straight answer thing funny)

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Mike: *seductively takes off glasses*

Mike: Wow...

Will: *blushes* Haha... what?

Mike: You're really fucking blurry.

(it's giving Richie vibes (mostly because he has glasses).. Even tho I haven't seen IT lol)

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Mike: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

(you think?....sigh)

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El, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Jonathan, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

(Max gave her the idea, did she not?)

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Mike: You look mentally ill.

El: I am. Let’s go.

(at first I wanted to say S1 like when they first met but now I'm thinking when they found her in S4)

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Jonathan: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Mike: *raises hand*

Argyle: *puts their hand down*

(Argyle knows what you are 👀)

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Jonathan: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Will, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

El, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Will: Because they have little hands

(🥺 this is adorable. I love the Byers)

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Will: Do you cook?

Mike: I made a cake once.

El: Yeah, it was good.

Mike: Really?

El: Don’t make me lie twice, Mike.

(But El 😧 Friends don't lie 👀)

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Will: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Will: cuLt leader.

Will: God hates me personally.

Will: cowBoy hat.

Will: *sniffles* Trying my best.

(AND WE LOVE YOU FOR THAT ❤️✨😭😭❤️✨🥺)

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Will: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Will: Oh my god, you have Mike.

(even the kidnapper thought Byler was together)

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Will: El just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

(yes El 😈 cause destruction 🙌✨)

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El: My stomach growled super loud in French.

El: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Argyle: Bonjour.

Mike: Le growl.

Will: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

(croissant 🥐🥖)

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[Russian Squad]

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Dimitri: *Locks Yuri in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Yuri: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

(He's got a point)

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Murray: Joyce, you're my best friend.

Joyce: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Joyce: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

(I feel like this is true, but well now Hopper is back so she's not the only friends, but also damn)

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Hopper: That shirt looks great, Dimitri.

Dimitri: Thanks.

Murray: But I bet it would look even better on Yuri's floor.

Yuri: Are you hitting on Dimitri... for me?

(He just got gay vibes from Dimitri and Yuri, idk)

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Joyce: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!

Joyce: First who would you kill?

*Dimitri points at Yuri*

*Murray points at Yuri*

*Hopper points at Yuri*

Yuri: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

(Fair point)

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Joyce: Is something burning?

Hopper, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Joyce: Hopper, the toaster is literally on fire.

(Jopper, my love 🙌✨)

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Joyce: Are we really going to let Dimitri keep Yuri?

Hopper: We kept Murray.

(👍)

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Murray: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Yuri, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

(I love this quote for some reason, it's so stupid)

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Joyce: Any idiot would know that.

Yuri: I knew that!

Joyce: See?

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Hopper: Murray, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Murray: Yuri, Hopper wants you to get out of the house.

(I mean i hated him for what he did so he deserves that)

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Joyce: I wasn’t that drunk.

Hopper: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Joyce: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

(you are ✨)

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Dimitri, teaching Hopper to drive: Okay, you're driving and Joyce and Murray walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Hopper: Oh, definitely Murray. I could never hurt Joyce.

Dimitri, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

(He's been of the roads for so long, he needs to relearn how to drive, if that is a thing

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Yuri: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Dimitri: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Murray: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

(I usually separate them, then I have one with frosting and one without..now I want oreos)

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Yuri: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Murray: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Dimitri: Fuck you.

(Yes, perfect 👌)

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Murray: Guys, Yuri is missing.

Hopper: Good.

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Hopper: You look good in that hoodie.

Joyce: You know where else I'd look good?

Hopper, zero hesitation: My bed.

Joyce, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

(Hopper 😶🤨)

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Yuri: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Murray doesn't take me seriously enough.

Joyce: "Sometimes"?

Hopper: "Enough"?

Yuri:

Hopper: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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Yuri: What does “take out” mean?

Hopper: Food.

Joyce: Dating.

Dimitri: Murder.

Murray: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

(I think we already had this one where Murray said the last line.. Idk if it were the same characters tho)

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Joyce: How long do you think it'll take?

Yuri: I don’t know, three or four.

Joyce: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Yuri: Yeah, maybe five.

Joyce: Five what?!

(isn't that literally the scene? Or did I remember it wrong? I mean my mind is very forgetful)

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Murray: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm at you location.

Hopper:

Murray: Vroom vroom, come out already.

(that's how they actually found/saved Hopper)

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Dimitri: Yuri has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.

Joyce: That can't be true!

Dimitri: Watch this.

Dimitri: Hey Yuri, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Yuri: *Throws themself out a window*

(I feel like he would actually do that)

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Joyce: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Joyce: *holds up a bowl*

Joyce: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is the best.

(I love her ✨😂🙌❤️✨)

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Murray: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Yuri: Yup.

Yuri: Don't think you're special.

(he was so annoying at first, but then he was just weird, so I don't dislike him anymore)

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Yuri: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Hopper: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Yuri: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Hopper: Oh, no, I do.

Yuri: Well, what is it?

Hopper: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

(well played, Hopper)

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Yuri: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Yuri: I will not yield.

(Yuri! No! 😭)

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Hopper: Go big or go home!

Dimitri: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Hopper: I'm going big!

(Well he's got home after that tho 👍)

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Murray: I hate you.

Yuri: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

(....ok..)

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Hopper, sweating: Joyce, there’s something I need to ask you-

Joyce: Finally! You’re proposing!

Hopper: How’d you know?

Joyce: Hopper, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Joyce: I even picked it up once.

(if we don't get a Jopper wedding in S5 I don't want it)

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Hope you liked it!

If you want a specific group in the next one you can write it in the comments.

Lots of love ✨❤️😁✨

[no-wings-no-angel]

Is Kian a girlboss? justify your answer.

But of course! Is that even a question??? He is the FIRST EVER girlboss, Kian the First and all that.

Ele recruta todos (especialmente os Marcados) para se juntar à força tarefa de fazer a Calamidade e destruir a Realidade como um todo! Só uma girlboss pra conseguir uma downline tão extensa e tão lucrativa, subindo até o topo do topo da upline do Outro Lado ao ponto de perturbar o Equilíbrio da Realidade!!! Go queen 👑✨💖

Além do mais, saltando de corpo em corpo durante quatro mil anos, parece até uma revendedora passando pela Avon, Mary Kay, DeMillus, Hinode, Amway, Herbalife etc só para conseguir o que quer.

Tal qual a mina aleatória do ensino médio te chamando pelo insta pra fazer parte do time de mulheres empoderadas que revende shake de dieta que não funciona, Kian chama os emocional e financeiramente vulneráveis pra participar do esquema de pirâmide duvidoso dele, alimentando falsas esperanças de sucesso, no final deixando todos para morrer quando mais precisam dele, o que é mais girlboss que isso???

Só o odeiam porque ele é uma empresária independente de sucesso, they hate to see a girlboss win 🙄💅

Agora, se você me pergunta do verdadeiro e mais poderoso esquema de pirâmide de Ordem Paranormal, só olhar para a Seita das Máscaras. Mas essa é uma história para outro dia!

Só a Magistrada pra bater de frente com Kian, a Gatekeep do Girlboss dele.

[strawdxll]

[ to : baby urchin 😭❤️ Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss 💪💅✨]: HA!

[ to : Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss 💪💅✨]: you think you're smart huh??? But I'm smarter!!

[ to : Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss 💪💅✨]: you just want to go to Milan for the free food!!! I gave birth to you!! I know you!!!

[ to : Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss 💪💅✨]: YOU FELL ASLEEP ON FIRST ROW LAST YEAR MEGUMI

[ to : Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss 💪💅✨]: PEOPLE LITERALLY USED PICTURES OF YOU LIKE A MEME

wrong person text meme | accepting

[to: the less annoying gojo-sensei]: sensei, forget about fushiguro. [to: the less annoying gojo-sensei]: take me to fashion week instead [to: the less annoying gojo-sensei]: he couldn't even dress well even if his life depended on it

[layne-thepencilthing]

Happy WBW and beware Ides of March! It's a stabby day so I have a stabby ask. Which of your ocs killed Caesar and why? Is it for power? Or for his ✨fabulous✨ laurel wreath? As a bonus, you can appoint one oc a detective for this case

ok so. i think Lynn would stab caesar. since no-one knows who Lynn is, I'll give a quick lil profile on her.

Lynn is the definition of a girlboss. a real badass girlie. also trans 🥰 and a lesbian💅oh um also sorta kinda cringefail loser sometimes.

she's extroverted, and bold. y'know, outspoken misfit, standing up to injustice. also chaotic. that's why she'd stab caesar. enough sense of justice to do something, unhinged enough for that something to be murder.

however, she'd only stab caesar if Kassiel doesn't get to him first. yeah Kassiel is after the power and money. he's my obligatory zuko clone(kind of). he would do anything for that groovy stuff. so it'd be one of those two.

the detective! ok so. im thinking that the detective would be Avery. that is if he can be bothered to do the job. he's really lazy. no-one knows who Avery is either, so I'll give another small synopsis.

Avery is the reluctant godfather to River, the protagonist. he starts off all gruff, but warms up over time. y'know. wholesome stuff.

he would probably let the culprit just. go free. cus he doesn't give a flying monkey.

[maraudingwolfstar]

sirius black WOULD say "yassss you go girlboss" "slayyy" "yassification of ____" "hit the 𝓼𝓵𝓪𝔂🧚💅✨ button" but i genuinely can't tell if he'd say them ironically or not

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

Okay so, I thought I'd share a fic of my own that I'm writing to you considering I love all of these scenarios and what if's? you've brought to life!

Now, I wanna preference that my oc is Marcey Lanster and she's gonna be the mom to Spider(cause gosh darn it that boy deserves some love!). My favorite that I created was that Marcey is a computer programmer(is also secretly a hacker).

I'd like to imagine that Marcey wanted to expand Spider's view point of both his human and na'vi sides with equal balance. So She taught Spider how to find trackers and how to disable security systems, or hack into computers. Not realizing how much chaos her precious baby boy would cause to the RDA until he gets kidnapped and then suddenly she hears reports of Bridgehead's security systems going haywire along with other technologies and they can't figure out who's doing it and Marcey is hearing all of this, but she has a shit-eating grin on her face and she knows it's her son doing all that shit and she couldn't be more proud.

I just wanted to share this little idea with you. let me know what you think!

This is AMAZING! A hacker Spider??? PLEASE—

I can feel Quaritch getting jealous of Marcey a mile away! He’d try to play it cool but secretly he’s super salty that some random woman got to raise his son instead of him lolll

And oml he’ll be so damn proud and horrified at the same time when he finds out what Spider is capable of doing. This kid can hack Bridgehead’s security system from something as trivial as a music player? OR A TOASTER???? Atta boy! 😎💪

Love your fic idea bestie, keep it up ✨✨ we love a good mother figure for Spider, especially when she’s such a girlboss. 😌💅

[dr-digiorno-watson]

*talking about Jujutsu Kaisen manga*

Sandy: Oh, yeah, I love the plot. The plot being *shows wallpapers of Naoya Zenin and Toji Fushiguro and big tiddy Gojo*

Rog: *Naoya catches her eye* Nah, he disrespected Maki.

Sandy: *starts singing Short Dick Man before taking a sip of her white chocky milk*

Rog: Yes.

Sandy: Imagine being in front of his house and playing that with full volume under the window with you just jamming.

Rog: I'd try that, not gonna lie.

Rog: He'd kick my ass but anything for Maki. No homo.

Sandy: That woman has my respect, soul, heart and body. And all the other organs

Rog: That woman can have both of my kidneys. I love her so much. Girlboss, no homo.

Sandy: I'd drink all her bath water.

Sandy: And believe me when I say, I am all but hetero for that woman.

Rog: *spits out some of her chocolate milk* No homo, of course, I'm not gay for Maki💅

Sandy: BYE- THE HAND KILLED ME-

Sandy: But before I go...my last wish is to be found in between Gojo's tata's.

Rog: ✨to see gojo's infinity✨

Sandy: He'll domain expand my *licks their finger and touches their ass* tssss,,

Rog: BYE YOU'RE KILLING ME-

Sandy: He'll stretch it to infinity.

Rog: *almost chokes*

Sandy: AND rearrange my goddamn organs.

Rog: But Maki can do that, too. No homo, of course.

Rog: If she wants to, of course.

Rog: But I'm not gay🙄

Sandy: Consent is key. *jazz hands*

Rog: It's very important.

Sandy: And apparently that woman has all of yours.

Rog: well- IF SHE WANTS I'M JUST SAYING

Sandy: Just go up to her and ask:

Sandy: What dat weapon do?😏

Rog: BRUH-, but look I'm not saying I'd let her kill me, but I'd be okay with it.

Sandy: You want that gorgeous lady to massacre you.

Rog: Well to be fair I'd let most of the characters massacre me.

Sandy: Yeah, I--I see your point.

Sorry if this kinda long, this is actually even longer, so I cut out as much as I could -💛

[gutosimmer]

✨💕You go girl!! Slay that crime career house down boots 🤪👑#girlboss

😜💖🤩💅

[curseofaphrodite]

asTORIA MY BELOVED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE<333 HELLO

our wedding>>>>>>god's wedding ;)

bitch wHAT y'all don't have hindi//sanskrit as a subject???? lucky you😭😭 i had to study hindi compulsory till 8th grade- (hate that subject i swear hate the teacher too ig)

ISTG I BARELY STUDIED FOR MY TESTS BUT IK I STILL DID DECENTLY WELL when you're intelligent and have photogenic memory but give zero efforts for studying>>>

oh oh oh iNEJ GHAFA INEJ GHAFA INEJ GHAFA ‼️ she's mommy i swear sorry i simp for inej nina and kaz- (my biggest flex is that i simped for kaz kaz first not freddy kaz guess that's what happens when you read the books and not watch the tv series 😼🤌)

you have wattpad right?? have you read war of hearts?? it's a kaz brekker story istg it was favourite and i'm pretty sure i read like 4-5 times when i was in my kaz phase- oh well but stasiaj (i hope i spelt her name correctly but in case she's the female protagonist) what a girlboss leave that hot mob and date me pls one of few female ocs who didn't just let go of powerful nature for a goddamn m*n-

but since we're on topic of kaz lemme share my favourite freddy carter picture bc he was my fav white boy of month in february<3

LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE MY HEART SO PRECIOUS 💗💗 istg this isn't the bastard of barrel he's the baby of barrel 🥰✨❤️

(oh that one sence where he threatens a child omg so hot bruise my esophagus for all i care)

honestly hate men i'm so sorry that guy was truly a dumb bitch for rejecting a gem like you

i hugged nyasa for you heheheh

yES YES YES I WEAR RINGS!!! I WEAR 3 RINGS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IF THERE'S SOME FUNCTION THEN I WOULD ADD MORE RINGS FROM MY RING COLLECTION 😩🙏💍

yk about our farewell (yes i'll sing about it for days cry about it🥰) (#sokind😸🙏) sOO guess who isn't coming

*dramatic pause*

*drum rolls*

✨tina✨

YES SHE ISN'T COMING TO THE FAREWELL NYASA TOLD ME AND I ASKED HER THAT "YOU'RE COMING TO THE FAREWELL NAA🤨" FOR SELF SATISFACTION 😩☝️‼️

honestly ily you literally write a whole ass novel answer to my whole ass novel ask<3

people who write novel long shits together stay together. periodt

well today we did shirt signing and one of my friends drew a mf dick on it😭😭 ffs i was ✨scared✨ that my mum would see it and yell at me but but but my mum ignoring the dick and commenting on every sweet messages and hearts>>>> material girl momma💅

how was your day tho i realised i stopped asking that lmao 😭 take care muah muah

i love you my sweets! ← look how pretty this looks🥲💗

-🔮

p.s. rewarding you with another poem of mine at night bc why not

doing the cut again gahaha

no no i had hindi up until 8th too! i just did very bad but our hindi sir was very lenient. he hardly even checked what he was correcting lol he marked us all as genuises and just gave us A everytime.

PLS youre smart asf and im not surprised. proud of you mwah.

stasiaj sounds like A QUEEN. not me running to wattpad and checking the book. the synopsis sounds so cool; the author is TALENTED ASF.

speaking of talented people, yes freddy mfing carter. he's adorable off screen and the perfect kaz brekker on screen. adorable and kaz in one sentence lol the day is cursed.

PLS PEOPLE WHO WEAR RINGS ARE AUTOMATICALLY THE BEST LIKE I DONT MAKE THE RULES !!!

TINA ISNT COMING YAASSS SUE THAT BISH IM GLAD. at least you'll have a drama free farewell. gimme tea on it tho 💋

shirt signing hakjsha I love your friend and your mom like she sounds nice.

MY DAY WAS OKAY I just woke up and I'm yet to catch up on all the asks so I'm queuing some so I think this would be posted some time in the afternoon?? idk how queues work. i hate math exam next HAHA fml thanks.

THAT DOES LOOK PRETTY MWAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AKSKHKJA

also,

where

is

the

poem 🔪🔪🔪

[bard-twins]

I was reading your Xiao one-shot, and I fell in love with the mc! UwU she's so precious. I love how she's different from what I expected from the start of the story. I thought mc was going to be a 💅✨girlboss/badass✨

I was pleasantly surprised, and happy about her personality.

Mc is gentle,darling, and patient. It's SO sweet seeing Xiao love someone that makes him soft! My heart is MeLtInG! 💞🥺👌💞

Xiao really needs a patient and understanding s/o 🥺 he’s gone through a lot and if he meets someone with anger issues or hot headed person things won’t go well between them >.>

[ragnvdnir]

Yes this is Detective 🍰 at your service, Your Highness. 🕵️✨

"I enjoy you seeing try tho, maybe i shouldn't have given you hints so you can try guessing longer," too late ;D well unless you have other stuff that you want me to try guessing- try playing hard to get by being more cryptic with symbolisms and/or recognizable but subtle references. 🤔🧐 Idk how to give an example but i'm used to doing that 😰 maybe... Look back on our crazy ass drama when you haven't known who the secret mystery anon was yet 😍 oh how i missed those times when you're going through a crisis bc of me 😎 i feel like trying that again 😎 but if u really want examples id try to think of some by later or tomorrow after our first day of exams 😋 as your loyal advisor why shouldn't i give you some when Your Highness asks for it? 🥰

I can relate with not liking your actual irl name tbh, my in-game name too is basically a name i'd rather like to be called or the name i put when games needed it 😌 and fyi since you have shared smth abt you, i have like 3 names. You and your siblings are really being 💅💅💅 with that royalty references 🤨🤨 if you're curious if im laughing when reading your messages: DEFINITELY. Im like cackling everytime bc it's so fun to talk to you 🤬😍 like most of the time, i dont like how passive-aggressive ppl are on the internet (typical GenZ behavior tbh 🙄 i mean i am GenZ too but i'm much more like a polite person bc im sexy 😎) but when it comes to you, Ein, it feels so funny and actually not offensive 😍😍😍 (this is coming from a person who gets offended easily by ppl who display rude attitude)

Thank u too for the goodluck wishes!! I gave up studying lmao it took me like 2 hours to finish one SIMPLE lesson bc i keep spacing out 💀💀💀 so yeah continuing is futile, i'd just speedrun it in the morning 😍💗 Gonna do my best and not die bc my Queen actually cheered me on 😳😋💨 i def wont leave u bc as your royal advisor, you might do more impulsive shit than ever before so u better consult me first if you have some tempting thoughts to actually act on 🤬🤬🤬 this is for your safety and so you won't regret anything 😩 your kingdom would def be in shambles at anytime with one dumb mistake 🤬💨 so dont decide stuff with your goofy ass impulsively and without your royal advisor's approval 😌😌😌 Gotta get you married off to either Prince Vyn of the Richter Clan or Emperor Diluc of the Ragnvindr Kingdom 😍 so behave your self young lady ✌️😌

I'm happy you're enjoying the playlist i sent you 😍😍😍 tbh im sorry to break it to you but like clair de lune and merry go round of life is too repetitive for me already so im so done with those popular pieces😌 there's so much more classical music out there SO ALSO tell me if i should send more playlist links bc for sure i do have a bunch to send you 💪💪💪

BONUS: *classical music playing in the mansion* "These music is my favorite" (what you said). "Actually you're my favorite music." (what diluc said). idk figure it out maybe 😋 i have your "voice" in mind but if you have other interpretations then that's cool. Yes it's cringe or whatever but anything for this man 💪💪💪

Also i think ur now experiencing my long-ass asks 😍 how do you feel about it 🎤🎤🎤

— 🍰.

you're not only a criminal (refers to the mystery game) but also a detective now? i see🤨🤨

yeah ik, its too late now 😔😔 bae idk how to be cryptic when im a blabbermouth and a honest person😇😇☝️naurr bc i was just said the "come out and show yourself" as a joke but somehow you really did gave me hint and that's how it all started🧐🧐 ngl i miss those times too (i sound like a grandmother reminiscing her youth days😟) examples would be very much appreciated, gl on your exams again, show the teacher who's the girlboss😼😼

us dissapointed on our parents now 🤝🤝🤝 but ig i got used to being called like that(my irl name) oooh three names? cant relate i only have one word name😶😶😶

we are girlbosses😼😼😼 mom said we may not be rich but we are rich in terms of name. mom is the real mastermind here💅💅

uhm as u should? im putting on my make up clown everytime i answer your ask and u won't laugh? thats offending maam🤨🤨 (oh no what i have done to you to say things like this😟😟 but slayy😼😼) im afraid that one day i might offend ppl for acting like this so im glad you're finding it punny👉😻👈

tbh i dont study even though i have a big exams coming up, i just give my all to my stock knowledge (self reliance at its finest😼☝️) and somehow i still manage to pass when most of the time i just listen to my instincts (if the answer sheet is multiple choices)

i will dear advisor🙄 (affectionate) but maybe i wont bc ik you will clean the mess i always do😽😽 im sorry but im not dainty like those other young ladies so lemme do what i want😾😾 and why marry one when i can just marry two and create a harem😏😏

ik merry go round of life is repetitive already but i still love it bc that masterpiece got me feeling like a royalty 😔👉👈 claire de lune isn't exactly my fav bc i prefer the ones with violin😗😗 go and send them to me anytime, i wont mind😉😉

i see your back into your fairy godmother agenda🧙🧙 nah but that actually made me stifle a smile

*grabs the mic* okay so ehem ehem! it feels nostalgic actually *mic drop 😼😼*