#goblin is drunk

[lilgoblinbitch]

i'm drunk and i can't help but drool over this fine ass man.

[brenatto-apothecary]

The goblight is my favorite nott and caleb con because its not even a fucking con. He just makes her glow for no reason. If anything it draws way too much attention

[questionablepastries]

me remembering i had a full bottle of yogurt flavored sojuu directly behind me (whipped my head around) like a horror protagonist

[harpers-tartarus]

funny things to consider in this throne is not mine:

the inherent realization is that if TBK wants to gossip with one half of fabriz, they have to pick a side, so the girls get Riz, and Gorgug and Ragh have to listen to Fabian breaking down about how cute Riz is.

And off with the girls, Riz is like yeah I call him a good boy and he flakes, because he's pathetic.

Fabian drunk dials Riz and Riz is barely tipsy and completely unfazed lmao.

[sandrathachao]

And of course I'm still in a Big Touhou mood so I'm drawing more chibis! Some characters I've never drawn before, and old faves.

[simplynerdilicious-blog]

Hear me out: I think König would make a fantastic drunken karaoke singer, as in "the singing voice is terrible but he has a lot of fun on stage and puts on a show dancing awkwardly and acting the song out in full lip-synch battle style. Also he misses 30% of the lyrics because he still sings them like he did when he first heard them in his teens and didn't speak English very well and never bothered learning the actual text"

This is my new headcanon, also take me to a karaoke bar with you König, please. Let's sing "Living on a prayer" together.

[bone-stealing-horse]

yk how being tired makes you stupid?

Homestuck has invaded every part of my brain

This morning, I barely woke up for my alarm, and I remember thinking "is ok, future me will wake me up or go to school for me." Grammatical errors and all

I don't have a god tier future self unfortunately

So yeah I woke up an hour past my alarm bc my dad woke me up

[svenituse]

if i keep drawing / writing incredibly dumb shit and posting it in public with my whole metaphorical ass out, i hope other people in the lcf fandom will also go "you know what i'm not nearly as deranged as this person over there, my idea doesn't sound nearly that stupid any more so i'll just go for it" and then they gain Courage and we get more fanwork overall and everyone wins 🤣

[lilgoblinbitch]

this is so so random, but do you guys have a favorite word? sometimes i catch myself reusing specific words very often, for example at least twice a week i somehow end up using the word “inevitable” because the way it rolls off the tongue is kinda satisfying for me idk is that weird???

in contrast for some weird reason i can’t stand the word “nuance”, it makes me cringe… i have no idea why. it’s not the definition, just the word itself??? like if i say it out loud it sounds so strange to me and i hate it LOL

i may need another psychological evaluation but whatever. anyway i still wanna hear your thoughts (please don’t tell me i’m the only one like this) 😁

[tedwardremus]

Harry Potter characters doing drunk history send tweet

[starlit-meloncholia]

one thing i never thought i'd get into was fashion. i used to buy just whatever clothes fit me at Walmart, but ever since i committed to only wear clothes that make me happy i've come to realize how deeply enjoyable clothing can be. (putting it below for politeness)

when i was still working in homeless services, i worked with a veteran client who always dressed like a cowboy. i once asked him why, and he told me it was because when he left the army, he didn't know who he was any more without it. The routine, training, and combat he saw made it so when he got out, he wasn't the same person he was when he went in. So, he decided if he didn't know who he was, then he'd just be who he liked, and he liked cowboys.

one day a few years ago, sick of boymoding at work after a scolding from my boss about painting my nails, i decided to pack up all my men's clothing and donate it. i kept a few shirts with sentimental value and boxed the rest up to drop off at goodwill. now having pretty much no clothes i had no choice but to buy an entire new wardrobe, and i had no idea what i was doing. i was sick of wearing clothes i didn't like, but i had also never liked any clothes i'd ever worn. so i asked myself: what did i like?

i just got an order of clothes i got with a christmas gift card and i'm so happy just looking at these cute moon leggings i got to wear today. i'm excited for another order to come, because i bought my favorite dress again so i can wear it more. i have a distinct aesthetic that i'm now known for, and i feel more confident and happy than ever. every time i step out of the door in a cute outfit i feel like the baddest bitch on the block.

[quq-fan]

Thinkin' bout a quq new years party. A disco ball is present.

[lizzardtales]

I promise I'm not dead, I'm just busy working on my webcomic Drunk Wizards! Whilst it is still heavily underway I think I can start slowly posting some art I've made towards it. These are the goblin twins, Bobblin and Mobblin. I wont say much else though, you'll have to stay tuned.

[lixbf]

so uhm i mightve gotten baldurs gate and. is there a way to like undo your choice of agreeing to sleeping w a character at that party. bc i didnt think my approval w shadowheart was high enough for the dialogue options to be abt that and like shes cool and all that but i mean. i dont wanna sleep with her

[mysterious-secret-garden]

Hablot Knight Browne - Gabriel and the goblin from Dickens's 'Pickwick Papers', from Chapter 29, facing p. 247. >> (x)

[beaniebeby]