YALL I JUST CAME UP WITH A GREAT TFP AU:
🏀 BASKETBALL🏀
The Autobots and Decepticons are rival basketball teams! The Autbots have red and white uniforms, and the Decepticons are purple and black!
Megatron is the Decepticon’s main point guard, and has the highest 3-point scoring rate out of all the Decepticons. He’s nicknamed the “Lord” of the court.
Starscream is the Decepticon’s back-up point guard, and usually plays on the outer wing. He’s the fastest player, and tends to drive to the basket. He’s known for playing dirty, and tries to make the Autobots foul him as much as possible. Starscream also has a bitter rivalry with Megatron for being the lead point-guard, and has sabotaged Megatron in practice and in games for him to take the lead.
Soundwave also plays on the outer-wing, usually to the left of Megatron (I headcanon he’s ambidextrous, but likes to use his left hand). He doesn’t drive often, but he’s notorious for making amazing passes. If he sees an opening, he’ll make sure the ball gets there. He also always seems to know what the Autobots plays are, but no one knows how. Because of this, the crowd tends to call him “the eyes and ears of the Decepticons.”
Knockout runs the baseline. He’s great at weaving between people, and has good depth perception, so he doesn’t have a hard time shooting on the baseline (which can be difficult for some people). His uniform is the most well-kept out of all the Decepticons, and he throws a fit when it gets twisted or yanked, even if his own team did it during practice. Starscream sometimes bribes Knockout to help him sabotage Megatron.
Breakdown is the main center, and he’s damn good at it too. Whenever he’s on the court, he makes sure NO ONE gets in the paint. He has a temper though, and tends to foul out during the last quarter, causing his team trouble if it’s a close game. While he doesn’t score often, he loves to dunk, and has the catchphrase, “Here comes the hammer!”
I haven’t thought of anything for the Autobots yet, but if anyone has suggestions or would like to add on anything, please do!!!
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IT'S ALREADY 15 MARCH FOR ME
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
HAPPY IDES OF MARCH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
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Hahaandhshs I'm so normal about this. I'm so normal about wakfu season 4. Look at this. Look at this.look at this
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it’s our 1 year wedding anniversary today, and my husband surprised me with fucking hozier tickets?? i 100% thought they were sold out and i have been so sad to be missing it next saturday omggg
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This year is for the girls who were weird girls who were forced to turn basic
I said what I said
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