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thesoleilla · 2 years

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He y y o u

I love ur writing so here am i with another random request you'll be able to do in quite some time, bUt I ThOuGhT YOU'd LiKe A MYsTiC MeSSenGEr ReQuEsT FoR wHeN yOU cOmE bACk YoU SeE

So... I'd like a one shot uhhh.. Where the RFA prepare something for the 1st year anniversary of reader joining the RFA and you know, they cook, do stuff, and sometimes there's c h a o s, and uhhh... Reader x 707 cuz 707 is 😩😩😩😩

Spoiler : i plan on sending other requests and my next one will be about yoosung, thx bye ★★★

A/N: sorry if this isn't really like you wanted I just got reallyyy carried away lol still I hope you enjoy srry my brain didn't want to be funny apparently

First year anniversary at the RFA, a chaotic celebration

You didn't think that much time had passed since you joined this organisation, and although you definetely put your marks here and there and knew what you were doing, everything still felt as good as new.

So let's just say that when you saw everything they prepared, you forgot what blinking was. For such a long time that when you remembered, you had to blink as fast as lightning to make up for the previous lack of the cleaning that your eyes desperately needed.

And did I mention how much your eyes were widening? Saeyoung even whispered in yoosung's ear that you looked like you came from a meme and they giggled about it for a while.

But how could you not be surprised by the sight that was in front of you?

You thought this would just be a casual occasion for all of you to meet and discuss casualties about the next party, however this was a bit more.

First off, what was supposed to be the meeting table was hidden by a big blanket, which when pulled revealed seemingly homemade and pretty well done food, except for a few burned parts here and there,which just proved this was really made by RFA members and not by some aliens your boyfriend somehow contacted (or by Jumin's employees, but you liked the alien option better).

And you were right, they were indeed home-made, and each member clearly remembers how troublesome making them was, the burned ones still being better than the ones they didn't end up showing you.

You see, when yoosung suggested that the food would be home-made, everybody agreed; thinking he'd be the one making it.

But when he started giving everyone a list of what each of them needed to make, that's when problems started arising.

Even after some of the world's most heated negociation, each member had at least two things to cook, and Jaehee decided that they'd cook in the same place, to prevent any buildings from burning (thanks Jaehee, if you didn't suggest it then half the RFA would probably be dead by now).

And so, when the first cooking day arrived, no one was mentally prepared for what was going to happen...

F l a s h b a c k

"Jumin, you're going to have to use your own hands for this" said Zen, trying to mock Jumin for his non-existent cooking skills when he, was not any better.

"Why do it yourself and take risks when you can have someone qualified to do so do it? You, on the other hand don't have any excuse for your lack of skills." Jumin coldly responded, in his tone that has a talent to get on Zen's nerves.

"I do you stupid trustfundkid-"

"FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!" Zen was cut by Saeyoung's loud cheering, who managed to get both of the rivals' anger to be directed towards him, pretty impressive but wether or not it's in a good way is up for you to decide; but he definetely didn't think so since they had stopped fighting against eachother to start sending death glares towards the poor Saeyoung.

This lasted a long time. The pressure from the menacing glares making everyone shut up, even those who had no implication in the situation whatsoever.

"Uh so uh a-anyways we should get cooking right?"Yoosung broke the silence, trying to ignore the suffocating tension of the room.

And so they started "cooking".

And by "cooking" I meant that Zen had just started microwaving stuff, Jumin was trying to pass all of his work to Jaehee, and Saeyoung just put a bag of chips on the table and called it a day (did they even read their lists??) While Yoosung was slowly losing faith in humanity; comforted by Jaehee and Saeran who knew this was bound to happen and already lost any kind of faith anyway; because how could they have some when they constantly have to deal with either Jumin or Saeyoung? Nobody should have to be put through that kind of torture.

So yup, not only where they gonna cook in the same place but also together, rip the negociators who will have to make more food than they planned to.

After a bit of thinking/rock paper scissors the RFA was divided into 2 groups.

Yoosung,Jumin and Zen in the first(yes nobody except seven thought this was a good idea but it's seven; if he wants something to happen it does).

Jaehee, Saeyoung and Saeran in the second (do I need to explain how much Saeran protested against this? But then again Saeyoung has god's power besides him).

Let's start with the first group; they were tasked to do the simpler stuff, since Saeyoung said they'd have the harder stuff because he apparently has "unbeatable cooking skills" cough cough

Anyways first task: the vanilla cake

Now, this was supposed to be simple; basically just put everything in a bowl, mix then put it in the oven. Simple enough for the RFA right?No,nothing is simple enough for the RFA.

First off, "heat the oven to 180°C (gas mark 4)"

Now, do you expect these people to know how to count? Jk, they do, they just can't read. You see, Yoosung had left Jumin and Zen alone to do that while he greased the cake mold. The error. Of couuurse they wanted to do better than the other, but how exactly can you preheat an oven better? Well you can't. At least they can't. Since they fought about whether to put it on the third or fifth mark. They were supposed to put it on the fourth mark. But why was that may you ask?

Zen thought that putting it higher thought the cake would just be ready faster, and Jumin thought that they should just wait a bit longer for it to cook because it would make it better quality???Don't question their logics...

So yup, Yoosung ended up letting them fight and sneakily putting it back on fourth mark once the fight was done.

Anyways, second step: putting everything in a bowl and mixing!

Margarine: check

Caster sugar: check

Table filled with sugar because Zen did it: check

Eggs: check....?

"WAIT NO JUMIN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CRACK THEM!!"

Yoosung had screamed so loudly that the other group was laughing and especially saeyoung who was already mocking Jumin for it, while he was taking a mental note to remember that the eggs needed to be cracked.

Anyways, after taking three whole eggs out of the bowl, all three of them took one and a mental competition of fastest egg cracking started. Nobody would admit it though because Jumin and Zen wouldn't be that childish they are serious people.Totally no mental competition. Yes they are lying to themselves

Of course, Yoosung won because of experience but the real competition was not here, dont act like you don't know.

Zen was cracking all of the eggs so fast and none of them were done right, the amount of food waste was horrendous, all while Jumin was taking what seemed like an hour. To crack one egg.Yikes.

Eventually, Jumin cracked his egg and Zen finally succeeded in perfect sync; just like soulmates jkjkjkjk or maybe not

Next were self raising flour, baking powder and vanilla extract, all which had half on the table, but at least there were some in the bowl!

Now, the recipe said a "pinch" of salt. Thats not precise enough for Zen and Jumin, so they may have ended putting a whole tablespoon of salt... Yoosung had given up on saving the cake at this point...

But everything was in the bowl, next mixing!

Jumin was supposed to do it at first, but he was so slow that Zen took the spoon out of his hands and started mixing too fast and too much... but at least it's mixed!

They poured the mix into the mold, and put in the oven... now they just needed to wait 45-50minutes until it's done.

Now Zen wanted to take it out at 20mins already, so Yoosung made them cook something else while waiting, which ended up in them taking it out a bit too late; hence the burnt parts.

But what happened in the second group during that time may you ask?

Let me tell you: they were tasked with making banana muffins with chocolate chips. Wasn't this way too hard for the RFA may you ask? Well... yes and no.

First off, they just had to pour the flour, sugar, yeast and vanilla sugar into a bowl.

Well they did so, but Jaehee not being there since she had to melt the butter as letting one of the twins near a microwave is a very bad idea.Half of the ingredients were not measured since that's what Saeyoung did, and he was pretending that his hands were weighing scales, just let him believe it at this point. The other half was surprisingly well done by Saeran, he looked at peace during the progress... but did end up fighting with Saeyoung afterwards of course!

Now, Saeyoung was basically forcing Saeran to mix with him, and Saeran was not happy but they did, and Saeran would never said it but he found it fun. He found Saeyoung's bs fun! Hoorayy!

Jaehee came back with the butter, having no idea of the mess that was in the mix, and added the butter into it.

After more mixing (done by Jaehee this time), it still didn't look like it was supposed to... but whatever onto the next step!

They were supposed to have a sand like texture, they had a very solid one

Next beat the egg and the milk together and then pour it over the last preparation.

Now, Saeran may have at first been confused as to how you were supposed to punch a liquid, but Saeyoung had stopped him from punching the eggs, showing him that they must crack them (he totally didn't learn that because of the other group he always knew that of couuurse).

Jaehee knowing how this was going, pulled out the whisk and showed them how it was supposed to be used and making sure not to let them get their hands on it, we never know with these two, especially the one with eye problems.

After Saeran decided not to bother to tell them they forgot to punch the mix, the mix was ready!

Now, they just had to crush the 3bananas, so one per person.

Jaehee's was not surprisingly; done as supposed to. Oh do I wish I could say this about the others...

You see, since Saeran wasn't able to express all of his anger by punching the eggs (and the milk, somehow) he mayy have crushed the banana a bit too strongly; it was almost a gaz because of all the heat that his rage produced...

And Saeyoung? Well... Saeyoung is Saeyoung. He didn't want to crush the banana. Why? Because bananas have feelings too, duh.

"The poor bananas!This is torture! I won't tolerate this behavior!"

After some more arguing, Saeyoung put his whole banana in the bowl without hurting it one bit! #bananashaverightstoo

Then, they put the chocolate chips into the mix, not without Saeyoung forcing Saeran to eat some, after what they both proceeded to eat half the bag... what can I say, the choi twins sure are torturing Jaehee I guess? Poor baby girl

Then, they just had to put in the oven (which Jaehee did by the way, would you trust the twins around an oven?I wouldn't.)

They had to wait minimum 15 minutes, they waited only 14minutes because they were too excited (and by they I mean Saeyoung) but overall, it seemed edible!Yahoo~! Let's partay tonight☆☆☆

This continued on for a few more recipies, making the sight you were witnessing

End of flashback

But what impressed you the most was what was just above your heads, the ceiling was filled with banners, congratulating you for your first year here (Only cut by Jaehee, since the others either couldn't be trusted around a pair of scissors or were not precise enough for her liking) Each member had one with their heart favorite color, and it was clearly handwritten by them. Jaehee's was satisfyingly well done, Yoosung was badly written but you saw he tried, the multiple ink smudges were what gave it away, but still it was rather cute and he added a smiling face at the end.

Jumin's was written like... well like it was a computer who did it (if you discard the little red pen marks from Saeyoung that is) but you knew he did it himself.

Zen's was average, except the little winking face at the end who was completely crossed out by Saeyoung's red pen (deserveed).

Now, Saeran's banner was... only half made by Saeran since Saeyoung desperately wanted to help. But the part Saeran had written was actually pretty good, except the slight shaking he must have had while writing since the letters were shaking too (or, as Saeyoung thought, the letters just felt menaced by the greatness of the twins!).

Now, onto Saeyoung's part. It was the longest out of all of them, and probably wouldn't make sense for anyone but the two of you but it did. It was written in all of the world's languages, binary; and of course, small bad drawings. "Oh god could that man be cute," you thought.

But before you could continue looking around, Saeyoung was pushing for you to open his gift but you couldn't since it was locked by a code.

You instantly knew what to try.

And everybody except Saeyoung watched in disbelief as you instantly started typing "love" in binary, and it worked.

The gift opened itself automatically, only to reveal a little cat robot, an upgrade of the first one.

"It's the wife of the first one! They are now a happy couple, just like us!"

Man did you like being a part of the RFA.

End! Yet again not really proud of this but still hope you enjoyed!

A/N: first and prob last fic in germany unless I come back next year and I really want to bc I love that country lol

#mystic messenger #saeyoung x mc #saeyoung x reader #mystic messenger request #707 x mc #707mysticmessenger #707 x y/n #707 x reader #707 x you #mystic chaos #but also fluffy #bananashaverightstoo #bananasrights

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natasha-in-space · 4 months

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Okay, okay, but can we talk about the implications of the RFA preparing us these gingerbread cookies? I know they made it look all neat and tidy for us (Saeran and Jumin wouldn't have it any other way), but there is definitely a story of a completely destroyed kitchen behind them.

I can see it going two ways: Either they each made a cookie individually, or they mitigated responsibilities between one another. For the sake of this being funnier, let's go with the first option!

Yoosung is likely to take a few attempts to complete his cookie. Not because he is bad at it (he was forced to help out making gingerbread cookies with his family almost every Christmas), but because he wants to make it perfect! After all, it's for their party coordinator! And he wants to impress you! Overall, he does a clean enough job, and his cookie turns out in a way that leaves him proud. If only Saeyoung didn't prank him once or twice in the process, that redheaded rascal!

Zen will definitely need some help. I'm sorry, I know he can cook and he is willing to learn for you, but as of now, he is rusty as heck. Surviving on nothing but salads, beer, and occasional snacks will not turn him into a good baker. He will try to follow the recipe, but he will either end up messing up, or he'll get all huffy about the cookie not looking right, and not representing his true beauty. He wants his cookie to be as handsome as he is! (Jaehee will enthusiastically agree to this statement) Actually, I can see Jaehee being the one to help him out. Maybe even in secret from everyone else, so he wouldn't get teased about it. Plus, Jaehee is just as motivated to make this cookie perfect!

Speaking of Jaehee, just like with everything else she does, she will do her job quickly and perfectly. No fuss, no muss. She'll be very clean about it too. It's like she wasn't even there in the kitchen. I don't even have much to say about her, because she's just too responsible and diligent for her own good. No silly gags, just a perfectly baked delicious cookie. She'll be very proud of it, too. Make sure to compliment her! She'll get all giggly about it for sure.

Jumin is... He can bake. In fact, he is a very good baker due to his natural ability to follow given instructions precisely. But, the problem with Jumin isn't that he can't cook or bake, as it's often assumed, it's that he gets too damn curious for his own good. He is like a cat. A creature of curiosity. Will try doing different techniques and adding new things, just to see what will turn out. He finds baking to be like a science and is captivated by it. Everyone in the RFA are horrified. It's like watching the ticking bomb go off. Everyone except for Jihyun. That man is just chuckling away in the corner and occasionally poking fun at his friend, because he knew it would end up that way. Although he will have to step in, once Jumin decides to try something a bit too crazy. Can't have their party coordinator shocked in a not so pleasant way! Jumin will still present you with an entire collection of gingerbread cookies later, though. He's too proud not to. What an absolute dork.

Speaking of Jihyun, I don't know why, but I always pictured him as a pretty bad cook and baker. I don't have any canon evidence for it, this is just pure headcanon territory. He will try. Dear Lord, he will try his absolute best for you. But, his gingerbread cookies will turn out looking just as sad and skrunkly as he is. It's like a curse. He might just come to terms with his cookie looking as miserable as ever, but I like to imagine Yoosung helping him out in the end! Just because I'd like to see them bond in a cute and happy way for once. Who knows, maybe this will become a new tradition of theirs! Yoosung teaching Jihyun an art of cooking and baking. And, I think Jihyun really does view it as an art. Then again, his artistic nature can make even the most mundane of things into a beautiful metaphor for something. He just needs someone by his side to watch out for any smoke.

Saeran is one step behind Jaehee when it comes to getting the job done. He's a bit more messy, because he likes to have fun while baking (especially when he's preparing something for you), and he will definitely prepare a good batch of different variations, before he decides on the final one. Funny thing about Saeran is that the kitchen will be squeaky clean, but he will be covered in flour, frosting, and other things. He doesn't know how it happened. No one does. But, it does give his brother some opportunities for playful teasing. Much to Saeran's exasperation (but there is a smile on his face as he huffs and puffs at Saeyoung's jokes, and it melts his twin's heart for sure). Also, he will prepare gingerbread cookies for Ray and Suit, but will leave them to give those two to you later in person. These are special.

And, last but not least, we have the final boss. The one who turns a cute idea to surprise you into a raging disaster. The man behind the slaughter. Saeyoung Choi. Boy, oh boy. It's true that no one wanted to allow him to bake. Everyone was aware of what was to come. But, once they saw that painfully familiar sparkle of inspiration in those golden eyes of his? That wicked grin that just screamed of mischief? His numerous babbles in the chatroom about 101 facts regarding gingerbread cookies? It was obvious. There was no going back. Only forward. He would bake that cookie with or without them. And, Saeran would much rather be nearby if something caught on fire. The cookie you see on the plate is adorable. It's perfect. Tasty. But, there is a story of true terror behind it. Dozens of fallen gingerbread cookies, lost at the hands of a mad redheaded genuis who was having way too much fun mixing ingredients that should never be mixed. How in the world did he get flour onto the ceiling? No one knows. Why is there a batch of Dr Pepper flavored cookies laying on the counter? Why, that's another mystery added to the pile. Did he create some kind of ungodly invention or a full on robo-arm to make cookies for him? Ask Vanderwood for that.