#god I’m an idiot

[ashethewitch]

Guys I just thought of a new dhmis theory and I just thought about it with no rewatching or research or anything so it might have a lot of holes but I think it’s cool so here we go

Also another thing I have to say: this is a theory about only the new series I believe the old YouTube series is in an altarnate universe so yeah

Basically: Lesley and Roy were married and had a son yellow guy they had a kids show they runned together in that world they were building (that only had all the verisons of red guy and duck at the time) and yellow guy helped making it and then he died so Lesley and Roy tried re-creating him as some sort of robot but he ended up disappointing them so they changed his batteries, erased most of his memories and sent him to the happy hell they created so he can learn to be more human and Lesley also sent Roy to watch him while he’s there

Proofs:

• yellow guy has knowledge of future events possibly because he read the scripts of the show before coming there he thinks theyr either dreams or he just says them randomly

• In the new series he has memories of Roy being his dad but in episode 5 he thinks he’s “just a guy on the road” and also In the opening there’s a second we see Roy’s eye watching from the wall

• in the last episode the bigger boys say “we were waiting for you” that probably show that yellow guy was supposed to come there when he gets smarter also this is kinda obvious but there’s no big boy verisons of yellow guy. he does have some memory of them before that episode though so they were probably created for the kids show too

This dosent make sense at all but I kinda liked it so I shared it let me know your opinions

[plutoisaplanet0]

Look I just want one person to care about me and SHOW IT. One goddamn person to come to me and do the best they can to help me.

There are a lot of people in my life who are there and they care about me, but not enough that they try to save me now. Just enough for them to miss me when I will finally be gone.

[yamistar248]

Every time I see Acab I have to actively remind myself of it’s true meaning. It is not in fact an individual who was assigned cop at birth.

[froggi-mushroom]

God, I feel so fucking stupid

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[chaoticmicrowave]

twas doing some writing and just spelt color as colour and i am so disappointed in myself rn

[msculper]

I SCREWED UP THE LAST ONE WAIT

[murkycran]

god I really do immediately jump to worst case scenario just every fucking time don’t I. Lol.

My bank just called me and this NEVER happens so I sat there for a few seconds watching it ring, thinking “oh my god what do they want, they probably want to talk about my last check from the university, I thought that was a mistake but I’ve already spent it now, what if they want it back, I should just let it go to voicemail and see if they leave me a voicemail, but oh god what if they don’t say why they called in the voicemail, and then I’m sitting here left on pins and needles wondering what the fuck is going in and getting more anxious and upset, it’s probably best to just get it over with now right? Get ahead of my problems, be somewhat of an adult, do damage control-“

So I answered it.

…they…they were wishing me happy birthday…since my birthday is in a few days… lmfao

[highlighter-goblin]

Ok so apparently according to my brother not only do not all sports require tackling but some out right prohibit it. No wonder I’ve been kicked out of so many mini-golf places.

[sanguinemoonlight]

Trump guilty on all 34 counts but now we get to hear republicans talk about how a convicted felon should get to run for office even though felons can’t vote (besides in Maine and Vermont wtf guys)

[desperateneedforviagra]

Many fictional relationships have cute nicknames, silly little jokes between them other don’t know about. It’s such a classic troupe. But I will constantly be obnoxiously obsessed with Crowley calling Aziraphale ‘Angel’. It’s adorable on so many levels, it’s literal, he IS an angel by definition and design he is and will always be an angel, whether god chooses to keep him one or not. Calling him angel has history for them, it started as almost an insult? From Crowley, now it’s what he calls him out of instinct because he knows in his heart he is an Angel. I can not explain the joy I get when I hear Aziraphale called angel. Crowleys idea of Aziraphale is that he is perfect, an angel by all definitions, he imagines him as the sweetest most heroic man he’s ever met, so for him Aziraphale will simply always be ‘Angel’. His Angel.

[alittlelessalone]

Fun Scum Villain fic concept:

So Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua are sent back to their original world temporarily due to system shenanigans and need to wait x number of days until they can go back. They wake up at the times of their deaths and get to use this time to do some final things in the world before returning back.

So Shen Yuan of course wants to spend the time with his family and getting to see them again and say goodbye in a less depressing way. But Shang Qinghua doesn’t have that and he’s just finished PIDW.

Shen Yuan makes sure he has enough money to get him through the timeframe (after learning about Shang Qinghua’s financial situation), so he doesn’t need to work to keep himself alive, so he decides he wants to write something a little more heartfelt as a sort of last hurrah.

He decides in honor of the two lives he and Shen Yuan stole, he’s going to share the backstory of Shen Jiu and write a story about Shang Qinghua.

Shen Jiu comes first and it’s mainly just a tale about him and Yue Qingyuan using his unposted backstory, but in the end he decides to make some minor changes so it’s not as depressing. Namely, that when they died, their souls were both sucked into Xuan Su. The pair ended up trapped there, but they were trapped there together in a world that couldn’t hurt them anymore and allowed them to finally be together.

It’s a poignant and bittersweet story that doesn’t excuse Shen Jiu’s behavior, but it does a lot to explain it and expand his character. And while it of course has its detractors, people generally like it and Peerless Cucumber is there in the comments singing its praises for all to see (and there in Shang Qinghua’s apartment smacking him over the head with a rolled up magazine and scolding him for being by such a good writer and selling out on PIDW).

The Original Shang Qinghua story doesn’t really have any old notes to go off. He was never meant to be a fleshed out character and was always just a plot device villain. But Shang Qinghua feels bad for PIDW’s Mobei-Jun, so he decides to write something for his sake too.

In this story, it’s revealed that Mobei-Jun didn’t actually kill the Original Shang Qinghua, but instead worked with him to fake his death after Lou Binghe ordered him dead. Shang Qinghua reveals that the pair were actually lovers and maintained their secret relationship over the years and that was why Mobei-Jun never seemed interested in romance.

And most readers are like wtf except for the bl fans who love it. And even Peerless Cucumber is a little more hesitant to praise it since it sort of came out of nowhere, but he can admit that it’s clever and well written. And Shen Yuan can tease Shang Qinghua relentlessly for it, even if he also approves and finds it very sweet.

Depending on how much more time they’re stuck there, maybe the pair can also write one more story, giving the original Lou Binghe a happier ending too.

Eventually, it’s time for them to go back. Shen Yuan says goodbye to has family and Shang Qinghua says goodbye to PIDW and hopes that his changes and additions can bring people some peace, even if it’s probably too late for those who need them most.

Shen Yuan realizes that Shang Qinghua was trying to alter the canon in hidden ways so that the system could silently incorporate them into the world without breaking anything. He figures it’s mainly for Bing-ge’s universe that’s still more or less PIDW, but being the mega-fan that he is, he decides to put a theory to the test.

It takes a lot less time with the help of the sect, but he manages to grow another plant body like his own. And then with Yue Qingyuan’s permission, he uses some of Shang Qinghua’s new hand-wavy canon to reach out to Xuan Su. And the next thing he knows, Shen Jiu is waking back up in the plant body after years trapped inside the sword.

And of course there’s a lot of questions and Binghe tears, but Yue Qingyuan gets his Xiao Jiu back and Shang Qinghua realizes that his changes must have taken in the other universe too, now meaning there’s less suffering there as well. He gets to curl back up in his king’s arms that night and rest assured that no matter what universe he’s in, both his king and that universe’s Shang Qinghua are well and truly loved.

[eclipsedrawsthings]

Ace Attorney as things that have been heard in my social circle, part 1/?

Funnily enough most of these particular quotes were said by me XD

[shima-draws]

Luffy: Lalala this fortress is so much fun! The food is yummy!! 😊

Jonathan: We captured your boyfriend

Luffy: What. Where the fuck is he. I’m gonna beat your ass

[aetherixs]

emotional damage aside, blitzø responding to a heartfelt love confession with “this is an interesting roleplay! never done this before” is unhinged but also deeply relatable

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

i’ve been having a bad week and my lovely friend sent me these in the mail to cheer me up 🥺🥺 he doesn’t even like arctic monkeys but he always knows how make me feel better ❤️‍🩹